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[None] I've been an uncle for seven years, and I just found out two weeks ago.   (Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2006-01-12 20:43:15 EST
[None] My 3 Favorite Jews (NOT spt)   (Rating: 1.08 on 23 reviews, last by ih8u2man 585 days ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2006-01-05 04:24:46 EST
[None] Abraham Lincoln needs to experience American theatre like he needs to get shot in the head   (Rating: 0.44 on 12 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-28 04:57:34 EST
[None] I need to learn that not everyone quotes comedians/movies as much as I do.   (Rating: 1.94 on 26 reviews, last by Wazza 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-27 04:24:18 EST
[Graphics] Uber tree #13   (Rating: 1.7 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-22 02:37:46 EST
[None] Michael Jackson's identity REVEALED!!!! (No rabbit in this post)   (Rating: 0.84 on 40 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-20 06:31:34 EST
[None] What if Noah weren't a cat person?   (Rating: 1.34 on 27 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-16 09:10:26 EST
[None] Leaving it all behind.   (Rating: 1.76 on 19 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-11 04:21:47 EST
[None] I wear my sunglasses at night.   (Rating: -0.92 on 18 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bluto (View user info) at 2005-12-09 00:28:56 EST
[Humor] A little about ME plus camwhore!!! (aka The shit you typically find on Most Heated)   (Rating: 0.35 on 28 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 2 years ago)
Submitted by Generic_Alter_Name (View user info) at 2005-12-04 03:17:58 EST
[Dumb Jobs] So... do I get the 31st off or not?   (Rating: 0.56 on 18 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-30 21:12:31 EST
[Dirty Humor] Awkward Moments   (Rating: 0.7 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-26 06:10:55 EST
[None] I don't care what your native language is. If you give me an eight digit phone number, I'm not taking your fucking order.   (Rating: 0.4 on 17 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-24 05:49:24 EST
[Sports] I can't play basketball for shit.   (Rating: 1.5 on 18 reviews, last by Foonbo 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-16 04:16:47 EST
[Sports] The list of NHL teams that are worse than the St. Louis Blues.   (Rating: 0.38 on 12 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-12 04:20:05 EST
[Sports] The list of NHL teams worse than the St. Louis Blues.   (Rating: 2 on 2 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-12 04:18:57 EST
[None] Help Control the Pet Population: Punt Puppies!   (Rating: 1.09 on 15 reviews, last by Mike00295 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-11-03 07:18:48 EST
[None] What happened to D-Prime? Anyone care to place bets?   (Rating: 0.58 on 20 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-17 18:46:09 EDT
[None] My email address is cooler than yours...   (Rating: -0.62 on 17 reviews, last by Magic_Monkey 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-14 02:08:57 EDT
[Romance] Redneck Wedding   (Rating: 1.92 on 27 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-11 01:35:11 EDT
[None] Fuck, Rizzo. Look what you did...   (Rating: 0.88 on 13 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-10 02:29:51 EDT
[Iraq] Rape... and free room and board?   (Rating: -1.2 on 8 reviews, last by jemgonemad 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-09 21:46:47 EDT
[None] Tired of rising gas prices? Click here to find out how to get free gas forever...!   (Rating: 1.5 on 13 reviews, last by centaur 57 days ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-08 04:02:52 EDT
[None] I'm quitting... again.   (Rating: -0.5 on 7 reviews, last by Jeanneee 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-07 03:21:23 EDT
[None] Hey, um, September's officially over now. You can wake up that guy from Green Day.   (Rating: 0.67 on 15 reviews, last by jeveuxgagner 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-05 02:05:03 EDT
[Sports] The playoffs start tomorrow. ARE YOU READY???   (Rating: 0.46 on 17 reviews, last by Pentameter 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-04 00:31:17 EDT
[Romance] Virtue   (Rating: -0.75 on 10 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-10-03 02:33:00 EDT
[None] It's 2AM and I should be sleeping... Let's play a game!   (Rating: 0.64 on 13 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-29 03:19:58 EDT
[None] The one I let get away.   (Rating: -0.4 on 25 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-27 02:15:46 EDT
[None] Chemists lack senses of humor.   (Rating: -0.31 on 26 reviews, last by foster 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-26 03:08:43 EDT
[None] A new look at the Pro-Life/Pro-Choice debate.   (Rating: 1.66 on 24 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-25 04:31:30 EDT
[Dirty Humor] She asked for a sonnet... (POETRY ALERT)   (Rating: -1.25 on 4 reviews, last by jack0173 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-24 06:50:30 EDT
[Movies & TV] The Lifetime Network: Television for Men and Women?   (Rating: 0 on 5 reviews, last by EvolvedChicken 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-19 02:34:49 EDT
[None] (NSFW) Look at what got stuck behind Bluto's ear. (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.45 on 13 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-15 03:24:53 EDT
[None] Unique Imitation   (Rating: 1.5 on 4 reviews, last by mikethescottish 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-14 23:26:47 EDT
[None] Talking an abortion out of some twat.   (Rating: 1.5 on 12 reviews, last by shark25 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-08 05:49:44 EDT
[Sound & Music] Fucking With My Mentor, or Why I'm Flying Solo Through College.   (Rating: -0.38 on 27 reviews, last by rural 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-07 03:00:25 EDT
[Graphics] I am the unholy mas.... fuck that title, I just enjoy clipart.   (Rating: -0.89 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-05 23:48:20 EDT
[None] Going "straight-edge" is just an excuse for not being able to get laid.   (Rating: 1.39 on 28 reviews, last by rural 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-09-03 06:19:38 EDT
[None] I'm sorry, ESPN, but I don't give a flying fuck about Brett Favre's distant family.   (Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago)
Submitted by bluto (View user info) at 2005-08-31 23:44:17 EDT

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friends.

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When Flanders Failed