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<title>I need to learn that not everyone quotes comedians/movies as much as I do.</title>
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<title>Uber tree #13</title>
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<title>Leaving it all behind.</title>
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<title>I wear my sunglasses at night.</title>
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<title>Awkward Moments</title>
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<title>I don&#39;t care what your native language is. If you give me an eight digit phone number, I&#39;m not taking your fucking order.</title>
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<title>I can&#39;t play basketball for shit.</title>
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<title>The list of NHL teams that are worse than the St. Louis Blues.</title>
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<title>The list of NHL teams worse than the St. Louis Blues.</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:18:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help Control the Pet Population: Punt Puppies!</title>
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<title>My email address is cooler than yours...</title>
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<title>Fuck, Rizzo. Look what you did...</title>
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<title>I&#39;m quitting... again.</title>
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<title>Hey, um, September&#39;s officially over now. You can wake up that guy from Green Day.</title>
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<title>The playoffs start tomorrow. ARE YOU READY???</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 07:19:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The one I let get away.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.40 on 25 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2005 06:15:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chemists lack senses of humor.</title>
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<title>A new look at the Pro-Life/Pro-Choice debate.</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 08:31:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>She asked for a sonnet... (POETRY ALERT)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.25 on 4 reviews, last by jack0173 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:50:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Lifetime Network: Television for Men and Women?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by EvolvedChicken 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 06:34:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(NSFW) Look at what got stuck behind Bluto&#39;s ear. (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.45 on 13 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:26:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Talking an abortion out of some twat.</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 09:49:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking With My Mentor, or Why I&#39;m Flying Solo Through College.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.38 on 27 reviews, last by rural 2 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Sep 2005 07:00:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the unholy mas.... fuck that title, I just enjoy clipart.</title>
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<title>Going &quot;straight-edge&quot; is just an excuse for not being able to get laid.</title>
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<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Sep 2005 10:19:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m sorry, ESPN, but I don&#39;t give a flying fuck about Brett Favre&#39;s distant family.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 03:44:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone looks like someone famous! (Rad)</title>
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<title>The &quot;Fantanas&quot; are minions of the fucking anti-Christ.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 31 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.39 on 33 reviews, last by ih8u2man 619 days ago</description>
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<title>I love clipart! (and being bored at work)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 02:00:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m leaving</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 10 reviews, last by Vulva 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 16 reviews, last by manicvelocity 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Warning: I&#39;m a terrible friend.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 17 reviews, last by Herpes 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:16:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck your cult!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 12 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2005 10:10:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The 5 worst songs ever.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.08 on 66 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 07:57:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why am I always drawn to &quot;cunt?&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.59 on 17 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
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<title>Why to NEVER drink a beer you didn&#39;t open yourself.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 9 reviews, last by ghola 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Aug 2005 04:44:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What?!? I&#39;m just supposed to bend over?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 17 reviews, last by morontian 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 04:36:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What?!? I&#39;m just supposed to bend over</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.67 on 5 reviews, last by a_reader 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 04:26:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Am I in the wrong generation?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 28 reviews, last by alragusa 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 21:28:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 28 reviews, last by The_Yellow_Dart 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2005 03:54:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: A Question about Necrophilia</title>
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<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 06:18:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The best  way to spend 5 minutes...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 17 reviews, last by Thanatos 3 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 07:03:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Perhaps I should have dealt with this situation differently. You decide...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 16 reviews, last by a_reader 2 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2005 06:35:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Bill Hicks made my job a little easier...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 19 reviews, last by hairycoo 2 years ago</description>
<author>bluto</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 06:53:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>bluto</author>
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