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[UberMadness! Entry] A Trail of Smoke and Reason   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-26 06:19:54 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Sins of Our Fathers   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-18 09:08:04 EDT
[None] The Problem with Guys   (Rating: 1.06 on 20 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-25 13:42:42 EST
[None] Aftermath   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-19 15:32:22 EST
[Romance] Metamorphosis   (Rating: 2 on 8 reviews, last by ruthless 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-03-03 20:01:59 EST
[None] Show and Mattel   (Rating: 1.25 on 9 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-23 14:19:06 EST
[None] Vandalism sure is swell. Next time you do it, learn how to spell.   (Rating: 1 on 8 reviews, last by mrwolf 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-24 21:29:22 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Goldielocks and the Three Felonies   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by comicbookguy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-20 23:42:52 EDT
[Romance] Sticks and Stones   (Rating: 1.7 on 10 reviews, last by Stin 5 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-18 20:46:31 EDT
[None] Never Trust a Nose-picker   (Rating: 1.91 on 11 reviews, last by WhatDoesThisButtonDo 4 years ago)
Submitted by Lutes <absolutes18.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-10-18 17:22:55 EDT



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