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<title>It&#39;s Friday.  It&#39;s the end of 2006.  Bush says stupid shit.  I&#39;m fucking tired.  Goodbye.</title>
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<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Fuckety fuck fucking fuckster.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 24 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 609 days ago</description>
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<title>Dysfunctional Christmas -- I hate this fucking holiday</title>
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<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Crappy Holidays to all you assholes! (Christmas Camwhore)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 10 reviews, last by firefly 613 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>SPT:  Christmas Picture 4 U 2 N JOY:  love, Slowly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97042</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 11 reviews, last by big_z_1980 615 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>APW:  Why .bmp is better than .jpg</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96995</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 13 reviews, last by HotWillie 617 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>I&#39;m not *usually* gay, but...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96959</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 29 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 617 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Sexual Harrassment v2.0 - (this is NOT a guide)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96934</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 19 reviews, last by Shlongy 619 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:04:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PS3 vs. Wii vs. Xbox360 - detailed analysis w/ screenshots</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96859</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 27 reviews, last by messmind 621 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Does God exist?  (warning: spoilers)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96813</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 45 reviews, last by LSD420 618 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:24:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PawPaw kicks ass. (although the picture, which proves it, will obviously not work)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96784</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 12 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 623 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Tatai - (Grand Finale) - Unfinished Business</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96743</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by sicosemen 624 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Tatai  - Part  4 -  I&#39;m gonna fucking kill him</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Brandnamecommercial 626 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:56:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tatai - Part 4 - I&#39;m gonna fucking kill him</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:55:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tatai - Part 3 - Bustin&#39; shit up...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96662</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Crystle 627 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Tatai - Part 2 - Email from a Pervert</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96621</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 12 reviews, last by ICO 629 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Tatai &lt;tuh-tie&gt; - part 1 - The Green Light</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96564</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 630 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 15:27:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(no shitty bandwagons today?)  DAMN I&#39;M HUNGRY!!!! + pointless camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96524</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 28 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 631 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Deleted Scene # 59 - this is the reason they get deleted</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96489</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 24 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 632 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
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<title>Suicide for Dummies: Chapter 4 - Fooling the Police &amp; Insurance Investigators</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96420</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 18 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 633 days ago</description>
<author>SlowlyRotting</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Dec 2006 16:45:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just wanted to taste her... (fin)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96361</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 17 reviews, last by legallady 632 days ago</description>
<author>BeauxJizzle - johnnybam.at.freesexvids.com</author>
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<title>I just wanted to taste her... (Pt. 3 of 4)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96289</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 6 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 638 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam - that&#39;s who I am.</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:03:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just wanted to taste her... (Pt. 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96224</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 13 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 638 days ago</description>
<author>John Bam &lt;showtime.at.theapollo.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 14:47:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just wanted to taste her...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96195</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 19 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 638 days ago</description>
<author>John Bam &lt;showtime.at.theapollo.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 15:58:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The identity of a certain ubersiter revealed: hillaryX for PREZ 2008!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96135</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 35 reviews, last by Crystle 638 days ago</description>
<author>John Bam &lt;showtime.at.theapollo.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:52:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: All your cliches are belong to ME! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96053</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 15 reviews, last by Shlongy 645 days ago</description>
<author>John Bam &lt;showtime.at.theapollo.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:42:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  All your cliches are belong to ME!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96052</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>John Bam &lt;showtime.at.theapollo.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 14:41:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hope you are happy.  Now you will face the consequences.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96022</link>
<description>Rating: 0.74 on 31 reviews, last by Amontillado 629 days ago</description>
<author>John Bam &lt;showtime.at.theapollo.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:11:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another chance to -2, but I wanted to fix the formatting first...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95947</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 18 reviews, last by apollo88 647 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;slowlyrotting.at.work.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:33:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attn: All Ye of Lost Hope - Deserving?  Yes.  Of What?  A blowjob tonight.  YESSSSS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95946</link>
<description>Rating: -1.16 on 7 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 647 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;slowlyrotting.at.work.com&gt;</author>
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<title>fountain</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95881</link>
<description>Rating: -1.75 on 10 reviews, last by rad1101 650 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;slowlyrotting.at.work.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 22:51:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Am I doing this wrong or something? + Camwhore goodness + unlimited lives on NES Contra</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95860</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 36 reviews, last by korthrun 648 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;slowlyrotting.at.work.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:51:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Heidi&#39;s Stud Ranch:  Fearing the Black Penis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95827</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 15 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 650 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;slowlyrotting.at.work.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 14:42:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why can&#39;t I be that guy?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95788</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 40 reviews, last by LittleMonster 637 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;team.dagger.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 15:30:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sometimes they call us sharks...  and WordPad doesn&#39;t have spellchecker</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95761</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by Strobe 653 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;team.dagger.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:16:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you have 3 hours to read this, i could use your opinion.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95623</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 22 reviews, last by apollo88 656 days ago</description>
<author>Johnny Bam &lt;team.dagger.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 18:55:25 -0000</pubDate>
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