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[None] The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth   (Rating: 1.14 on 15 reviews, last by beeltea 2 hours ago)
Submitted by BLT (View user info) at 2008-05-12 04:40:21 EDT
[None] R.I.P. Albert Hoffman   (Rating: 1.53 on 17 reviews, last by Captain_Ambivalent 5 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, bereaved. (View user info) at 2008-04-30 12:29:39 EDT
[None] Little Sally Sues Ubersite   (Rating: 0.7 on 27 reviews, last by icanbecool 14 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, esq. (View user info) at 2008-04-26 08:37:30 EDT
[None] Waving at the Pope   (Rating: 1.41 on 42 reviews, last by Axolotl 24 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-04-17 08:58:45 EDT
[Business & Financial] Tax tips to MAXIMIZE Your Refund   (Rating: 1.4 on 47 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 27 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Certified Public Accountant (View user info) at 2008-04-15 12:33:05 EDT
[None] 5 minutes of bullshit   (Rating: 1.9 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 36 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Botanist. (View user info) at 2008-04-05 05:26:34 EDT
[None] My Roommate is an Asshole, and You Can Too!   (Rating: -0.27 on 43 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 42 days ago)
Submitted by These Boots were made for Sally Walker (View user info) at 2008-03-27 15:05:20 EDT
[None] Goddamn Shame About It   (Rating: 1.31 on 38 reviews, last by beeltea 49 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker, Texas Ranger (View user info) at 2008-03-23 22:51:00 EDT
[None] What Would Have Happened to Bugs Bunny Had He Made that Left Turn in Albuquerque   (Rating: 1.9 on 45 reviews, last by orphelia 20 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-28 04:00:08 EST
[Business & Financial] A Memo to Human Resources from Mr. Jarvis "Jazzy" Johnston, the Pretty Fly for a Corporate Accounting Guy   (Rating: 1.63 on 26 reviews, last by sadie73 142 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-13 03:33:26 EST
[None] Little Sally expresses herself... all over your face   (Rating: 0.62 on 41 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 158 days ago)
Submitted by Sally Walker (View user info) at 2007-12-06 15:51:51 EST
[Sports] I sucked out to beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner Runner straight and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of his own Mother.   (Rating: 1.71 on 29 reviews, last by rob_berg 155 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-26 06:17:21 EST
[Sports] I Sucked Out to Beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner-Runner Straight; and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of His Own Mother.   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by darko 169 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-26 03:23:40 EST
[General] Orange Juice   (Rating: 1.08 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 174 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-19 17:43:03 EST
[None] Outdated Software Reviews: Paint   (Rating: 1.61 on 40 reviews, last by apollo88 181 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-09 21:26:04 EST
[None] Outdated Software Reviews: Wordpad   (Rating: 0.7 on 35 reviews, last by experima 188 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-04 03:29:43 EST
[None] Outdated Software Reviews: Notepad   (Rating: 1.47 on 81 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 192 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-11-01 03:02:29 EDT
[None] Not a Grueberfest Entry... I Shouldn't be Posting. OR: Dont' become too invested in this story, and watch for the super surpri...   (Rating: 1.03 on 21 reviews, last by Little_Sally 208 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-10-13 03:59:17 EDT
[None] Grueberfest- Restless, No Time For Sleep   (Rating: 1.53 on 14 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 214 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-10-11 23:58:02 EDT
[Romance] Gruberfest- Going My Way   (Rating: 1.85 on 25 reviews, last by Paralyzed_By_Hope 217 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-10-03 23:42:57 EDT
[None] So Didja Hear the One About Cheap Folding Card Tables?   (Rating: 0.01 on 64 reviews, last by lechuza 210 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-09-29 05:41:35 EDT
[None] If Jim Shahin Wrote for Ubersite, I’d Give Him a -1. OR: Jim Shahin Takes Flight, and Then Suddenly Comes Crashing to the Gro...   (Rating: 1.7 on 26 reviews, last by lungfish 237 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-09-06 02:29:55 EDT
[None] Medieval Stick People War - The Defense!   (Rating: 1.46 on 20 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 257 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-27 12:35:08 EDT
[None] Fun With Real Craigslist: Looking For a Roommate; Featuring Genuine Craigslist People!   (Rating: 1.75 on 104 reviews, last by hidden101 63 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-23 19:12:41 EDT
[None] Baseball Play-Off Predictions that have Very Little to do with Actual Baseball   (Rating: 1.31 on 30 reviews, last by AsshOly 255 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-08-22 00:55:01 EDT
[None] So you think sharks are baddass? OR A true story of two men's imagination, OR hey, It's Thursday on the East Coast   (Rating: 1.18 on 24 reviews, last by azurefroz 267 days ago)
Submitted by Little Sally (View user info) at 2007-07-19 00:20:35 EDT
[None] Does Anybody Know Somebody Hiring Bartenders?   (Rating: 1.9 on 44 reviews, last by beeltea 193 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-07-01 21:35:48 EDT
[None] Let a Smile be your Umbrella   (Rating: 0.92 on 33 reviews, last by storm 290 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-05-16 13:03:47 EDT
[None] Dost Thou Like My Hat?   (Rating: 1.2 on 33 reviews, last by azurefroz 266 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-05-12 17:32:19 EDT
[Sports] The Diamondback Rap   (Rating: 1.29 on 72 reviews, last by beeltea 214 days ago)
Submitted by BLT; Poet Laureate & Master of MSPaint (View user info) at 2007-05-03 10:06:36 EDT
[General] Unauthorized Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Re-Presents: Waiting for Godot; now with a bonus scene that in retrospect maybe isn't ...   (Rating: 1.51 on 28 reviews, last by storm 290 days ago)
Submitted by Little Sally (View user info) at 2007-04-28 18:34:58 EDT
[None] SUPA: I was the first into Dunsinane   (Rating: 1.87 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 263 days ago)
Submitted by Young Siward (View user info) at 2007-04-15 03:08:11 EDT
[None] SUPA: The Ballad of Gentleman Jim   (Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by storm 290 days ago)
Submitted by Tom Wingfield (View user info) at 2007-04-09 22:38:38 EDT
[None] Let’s Play a Game: American Corporate Slogan, or just a Thinly-Veiled Sexual Innuendo?   (Rating: 1 on 40 reviews, last by beeltea 401 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-04-01 00:35:06 EDT
[None] BLT Almost Dies! A Shocking Exposé from Little Sally. (at least, he thinks. He’s not actually sure, so SPT.)   (Rating: 0.83 on 12 reviews, last by AsshOly 391 days ago)
Submitted by Little Sally (View user info) at 2007-03-22 17:44:13 EDT
[None] Sally Walker Reviews the Effectiveness of Common Slurs   (Rating: 1.36 on 53 reviews, last by beeltea 183 days ago)
Submitted by Little Sally (View user info) at 2007-03-21 21:50:41 EDT
[Humor] The latest jokes from the land of extremely weak jokes...   (Rating: -0.04 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 424 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-03-15 01:09:35 EDT
[None] My Rebuttal to Susie's Running Shoe Problem   (Rating: 1.7 on 51 reviews, last by thorpe 425 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-03-08 17:36:26 EST
[Romance] My Rebuttal to Susie's Running Show Problem   (Rating: 2 on 9 reviews, last by messmind 432 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-03-08 17:23:38 EST
[None] A BADD Stand-up Routine   (Rating: 1.53 on 29 reviews, last by skrapmetal 434 days ago)
Submitted by beeltea (View user info) at 2007-03-05 16:48:56 EST

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