Ubersite - beeltea http://www.ubersite.com/u/beeltea Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber 60 Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/images/uber_small.gif http://www.ubersite.com/ 100 59 Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber Critical Mess http://www.ubersite.com/m/117425 Rating: 0.61 on 28 reviews, last by bullslinebacker 7 days ago beeltea Tue, 1 Jul 2008 06:46:15 -0000 Wow, you seem like a dirty whore. Where can we go to fuck? http://www.ubersite.com/m/117335 Rating: 0.08 on 28 reviews, last by lungfish 24 days ago Sally Walker Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:55:06 -0000 Little Sally hears something shocking on her lunch break http://www.ubersite.com/m/117090 Rating: 1.38 on 59 reviews, last by orphelia 29 days ago Sally Walker Thu, 5 Jun 2008 20:57:28 -0000 RIP Sydney Pollack http://www.ubersite.com/m/116940 Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by lungfish 52 days ago Sally Walker Tue, 27 May 2008 11:02:39 -0000 The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth http://www.ubersite.com/m/116652 Rating: 1.28 on 17 reviews, last by experima 59 days ago BLT Mon, 12 May 2008 08:40:21 -0000 R.I.P. Albert Hoffman http://www.ubersite.com/m/116419 Rating: 1.53 on 17 reviews, last by Captain_Ambivalent 76 days ago Sally Walker, bereaved. Wed, 30 Apr 2008 16:29:39 -0000 Little Sally Sues Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/m/116338 Rating: 0.70 on 27 reviews, last by icanbecool 85 days ago Sally Walker, esq. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:37:30 -0000 Waving at the Pope http://www.ubersite.com/m/116181 Rating: 1.41 on 42 reviews, last by Axolotl 95 days ago Sally Walker Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:58:45 -0000 Tax tips to MAXIMIZE Your Refund http://www.ubersite.com/m/116156 Rating: 1.40 on 47 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 98 days ago Sally Walker, Certified Public Accountant Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:33:05 -0000 5 minutes of bullshit http://www.ubersite.com/m/115958 Rating: 1.90 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 107 days ago Sally Walker, Botanist. Sat, 5 Apr 2008 09:26:34 -0000 My Roommate is an Asshole, and You Can Too! http://www.ubersite.com/m/115794 Rating: -0.13 on 44 reviews, last by lungfish 35 days ago These Boots were made for Sally Walker Thu, 27 Mar 2008 19:05:20 -0000 Goddamn Shame About It http://www.ubersite.com/m/115738 Rating: 1.31 on 38 reviews, last by beeltea 120 days ago Sally Walker, Texas Ranger Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:51:00 -0000 What Would Have Happened to Bugs Bunny Had He Made that Left Turn in Albuquerque http://www.ubersite.com/m/113962 Rating: 1.90 on 45 reviews, last by orphelia 91 days ago Sally Walker Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:00:08 -0000 A Memo to Human Resources from Mr. Jarvis "Jazzy" Johnston, the Pretty Fly for a Corporate Accounting Guy http://www.ubersite.com/m/113714 Rating: 1.63 on 26 reviews, last by sadie73 213 days ago Sally Walker Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:33:26 -0000 Little Sally expresses herself... all over your face http://www.ubersite.com/m/113606 Rating: 0.62 on 41 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 229 days ago Sally Walker Thu, 6 Dec 2007 20:51:51 -0000 I sucked out to beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner Runner straight and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of his own Mother. http://www.ubersite.com/m/113383 Rating: 1.71 on 29 reviews, last by rob_berg 227 days ago beeltea Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:17:21 -0000 I Sucked Out to Beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner-Runner Straight; and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of His Own Mother. http://www.ubersite.com/m/113375 Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by darko 241 days ago beeltea Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:23:40 -0000 Orange Juice http://www.ubersite.com/m/113244 Rating: 1.08 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 246 days ago beeltea Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:43:03 -0000 Outdated Software Reviews: Paint http://www.ubersite.com/m/113070 Rating: 1.61 on 40 reviews, last by apollo88 252 days ago beeltea Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:26:04 -0000 Outdated Software Reviews: Wordpad http://www.ubersite.com/m/112935 Rating: 0.70 on 35 reviews, last by experima 260 days ago beeltea Sun, 4 Nov 2007 08:29:43 -0000 Outdated Software Reviews: Notepad http://www.ubersite.com/m/112881 Rating: 1.47 on 81 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 263 days ago beeltea Thu, 1 Nov 2007 07:02:29 -0000 Not a Grueberfest Entry... I Shouldn't be Posting. OR: Dont' become too invested in this story, and watch for the super surprise ending! http://www.ubersite.com/m/112458 Rating: 1.03 on 21 reviews, last by Little_Sally 280 days ago beeltea Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:59:17 -0000 Grueberfest- Restless, No Time For Sleep http://www.ubersite.com/m/112425 Rating: 1.53 on 14 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 285 days ago beeltea Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:58:02 -0000 Gruberfest- Going My Way http://www.ubersite.com/m/112207 Rating: 1.85 on 25 reviews, last by Paralyzed_By_Hope 288 days ago beeltea Thu, 4 Oct 2007 03:42:57 -0000 So Didja Hear the One About Cheap Folding Card Tables? http://www.ubersite.com/m/112096 Rating: 0.01 on 64 reviews, last by lechuza 282 days ago beeltea Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:41:35 -0000 If Jim Shahin Wrote for Ubersite, I'd Give Him a -1. OR: Jim Shahin Takes Flight, and Then Suddenly Comes Crashing to the Ground in a Horrible Inferno, I Hope. OR: I'm Sorry, Who? http://www.ubersite.com/m/111497 Rating: 1.70 on 26 reviews, last by lungfish 309 days ago beeltea Thu, 6 Sep 2007 06:29:55 -0000 Medieval Stick People War - The Defense! http://www.ubersite.com/m/111247 Rating: 1.46 on 20 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 328 days ago beeltea Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:35:08 -0000 Fun With Real Craigslist: Looking For a Roommate; Featuring Genuine Craigslist People! http://www.ubersite.com/m/111174 Rating: 1.75 on 104 reviews, last by hidden101 134 days ago beeltea Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:12:41 -0000 Baseball Play-Off Predictions that have Very Little to do with Actual Baseball http://www.ubersite.com/m/111125 Rating: 1.31 on 30 reviews, last by AsshOly 327 days ago beeltea Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:55:01 -0000 So you think sharks are baddass? OR A true story of two men's imagination, OR hey, It's Thursday on the East Coast http://www.ubersite.com/m/110271 Rating: 1.18 on 24 reviews, last by azurefroz 339 days ago Little Sally Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:20:35 -0000 Does Anybody Know Somebody Hiring Bartenders? http://www.ubersite.com/m/109761 Rating: 1.90 on 44 reviews, last by beeltea 264 days ago beeltea Mon, 2 Jul 2007 01:35:48 -0000 Let a Smile be your Umbrella http://www.ubersite.com/m/108376 Rating: 0.92 on 33 reviews, last by storm 362 days ago beeltea Wed, 16 May 2007 17:03:47 -0000 Dost Thou Like My Hat? http://www.ubersite.com/m/101624 Rating: 1.20 on 33 reviews, last by azurefroz 337 days ago beeltea Sat, 12 May 2007 21:32:19 -0000 The Diamondback Rap http://www.ubersite.com/m/101333 Rating: 1.29 on 72 reviews, last by beeltea 286 days ago BLT; Poet Laureate & Master of MSPaint Thu, 3 May 2007 14:06:36 -0000 Unauthorized Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Re-Presents: Waiting for Godot; now with a bonus scene that in retrospect maybe isn't quite as funny as I originally thought. http://www.ubersite.com/m/101175 Rating: 1.51 on 28 reviews, last by storm 362 days ago Little Sally Sat, 28 Apr 2007 22:34:58 -0000 SUPA: I was the first into Dunsinane http://www.ubersite.com/m/100731 Rating: 1.87 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 334 days ago Young Siward Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:08:11 -0000 SUPA: The Ballad of Gentleman Jim http://www.ubersite.com/m/100536 Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by storm 362 days ago Tom Wingfield Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:38:38 -0000 Let's Play a Game: American Corporate Slogan, or just a Thinly-Veiled Sexual Innuendo? http://www.ubersite.com/m/100256 Rating: 1.00 on 40 reviews, last by beeltea 472 days ago beeltea Sun, 1 Apr 2007 04:35:06 -0000 BLT Almost Dies! A Shocking Exposé from Little Sally. (at least, he thinks. He's not actually sure, so SPT.) http://www.ubersite.com/m/99954 Rating: 0.83 on 12 reviews, last by AsshOly 463 days ago Little Sally Thu, 22 Mar 2007 21:44:13 -0000 Sally Walker Reviews the Effectiveness of Common Slurs http://www.ubersite.com/m/99918 Rating: 1.36 on 53 reviews, last by beeltea 255 days ago Little Sally Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:50:41 -0000 The latest jokes from the land of extremely weak jokes... http://www.ubersite.com/m/99724 Rating: -0.04 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 495 days ago beeltea Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:09:35 -0000 My Rebuttal to Susie's Running Shoe Problem http://www.ubersite.com/m/99536 Rating: 1.70 on 51 reviews, last by thorpe 497 days ago beeltea Thu, 8 Mar 2007 22:36:26 -0000 My Rebuttal to Susie's Running Show Problem http://www.ubersite.com/m/99535 Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by messmind 503 days ago beeltea Thu, 8 Mar 2007 22:23:38 -0000 A BADD Stand-up Routine http://www.ubersite.com/m/99417 Rating: 1.53 on 29 reviews, last by skrapmetal 505 days ago beeltea Mon, 5 Mar 2007 21:48:56 -0000 In The Papers http://www.ubersite.com/m/99290 Rating: 1.03 on 18 reviews, last by apollo88 510 days ago beeltea Thu, 1 Mar 2007 22:15:13 -0000 Marshmallow Pie Post Thursday and A Tale of Inspiration (no real content) http://www.ubersite.com/m/99041 Rating: 1.38 on 24 reviews, last by eric_the_bread 515 days ago beeltea Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:13:21 -0000 Howard Dean and The DNC Announce Today that 2008 Nomination will be Decided by Sissyfight. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98973 Rating: 1.82 on 59 reviews, last by rob_berg 112 days ago Little Sally! Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:13:29 -0000 The Inkyfingers Tribute Post: Untimely Movie Reviews http://www.ubersite.com/m/98643 Rating: 0.33 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 527 days ago beeltea Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:49:43 -0000 I Thought Getting a Personalized IKEA Catalogue Would Be Kinda Neat, But I Didn't Think They Were Going to Be So Mean-Spirited About It. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98619 Rating: 1.75 on 34 reviews, last by Void_Where_Prohibited 479 days ago beeltea Fri, 9 Feb 2007 21:15:39 -0000 Dear Merlina, my love, why have you left me; the reason I'm here in the first place? http://www.ubersite.com/m/98464 Rating: -0.52 on 34 reviews, last by ilikesteak 259 days ago beeltea Tue, 6 Feb 2007 08:28:39 -0000 Fundamentalism. Now Available for Hipsters. Introducing Apple iChrist. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98359 Rating: 0.32 on 19 reviews, last by experima 517 days ago beeltea Sat, 3 Feb 2007 08:00:38 -0000 So Long Uber; OR: Another Frank Discussion with BLT, Totally Plagiarized from the World http://www.ubersite.com/m/95595 Rating: -0.60 on 13 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 558 days ago Little Sally Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:33:20 -0000 Horribly Wrong Ways to Eat a Reese's http://www.ubersite.com/m/95167 Rating: 1.66 on 24 reviews, last by beer-turtle 222 days ago beeltea Wed, 1 Nov 2006 01:36:56 -0000 Another Rejection Letter From Scholastic. I'm Really Starting to get Discouraged http://www.ubersite.com/m/94761 Rating: 1.97 on 49 reviews, last by lungfish 335 days ago beeltea Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:14:13 -0000 Contrary to What Might Be Popular Opinion, Sylvia Plath Isn't Very Good at Scrabble. http://www.ubersite.com/m/94694 Rating: 1.98 on 58 reviews, last by matnotharry 65 days ago beeltea Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:34:36 -0000 I Have Baseball Fever. http://www.ubersite.com/m/94639 Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by djhurricane 640 days ago beeltea Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:57:34 -0000 Amazing Feats of the Obvious Performed! The Chronicles of New York's Finest Temp http://www.ubersite.com/m/94576 Rating: 1.86 on 27 reviews, last by jfreakman 643 days ago beeltea Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:02:31 -0000 You Don't Want to Like, be One of Those Guys on Dateline NBC, Do You? OR: How to Solicit Sex Online With a Thirteen Year Old Girl, from an Actual Thirteen Year Old Girl. http://www.ubersite.com/m/94094 Rating: 1.56 on 22 reviews, last by beeltea 414 days ago beeltea Sat, 7 Oct 2006 09:25:39 -0000 I was at Shea last night. Or why these Mets are the best ever. Or holy shit, my user rating is about to seriously go down unless some of my Queens people +2 this post out of sheer exuberance. http://www.ubersite.com/m/93263 Rating: 0.45 on 29 reviews, last by Method 533 days ago beeltea Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:00:39 -0000 Help for your Fantasy Football Team http://www.ubersite.com/m/91555 Rating: 1.12 on 11 reviews, last by lungfish 35 days ago beeltea Wed, 9 Aug 2006 05:23:57 -0000 "Bart Rejected my MySpace Friendship!" A Question and Answer Session with BLT http://www.ubersite.com/m/91283 Rating: 0.87 on 28 reviews, last by darko 720 days ago Little Sally Wed, 2 Aug 2006 05:54:09 -0000 ADD - Fishing For The Day http://www.ubersite.com/m/91225 Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 684 days ago BLT Tue, 1 Aug 2006 07:56:51 -0000 Do I Know Pancho Villa? (Literally SPT) http://www.ubersite.com/m/90981 Rating: 0.46 on 21 reviews, last by lungfish 347 days ago beeltea Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:44:59 -0000 Do I Know Pancho Villa? (Literally SPT) http://www.ubersite.com/m/90980 no reviews beeltea Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:41:23 -0000 Great Scenes From Shakespeare Re-Envisioned by David Mamet http://www.ubersite.com/m/90655 Rating: 1.72 on 32 reviews, last by beeltea 111 days ago beeltea Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:33:36 -0000 Your Most Pressing Questions Answered http://www.ubersite.com/m/90531 Rating: 0.92 on 25 reviews, last by Unabonger 361 days ago beeltea Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:41:46 -0000 Using Tips From the First Two NES "Legend of Zelda" Instruction Manuals as Your Own Personal Life Coach http://www.ubersite.com/m/90368 Rating: 0.58 on 17 reviews, last by InkyFingers 533 days ago beeltea Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:20:15 -0000 A Letter From Scholastic Regarding My Submission of a New "Baby-Sitters Club" Installment http://www.ubersite.com/m/90288 Rating: 1.77 on 90 reviews, last by lungfish 35 days ago beeltea Mon, 10 Jul 2006 08:38:24 -0000 I am Better than Your Boyfriend. http://www.ubersite.com/m/90278 Rating: -0.14 on 36 reviews, last by beeltea 145 days ago beeltea Mon, 10 Jul 2006 00:22:29 -0000 War on Delta http://www.ubersite.com/m/90151 Rating: 0.08 on 12 reviews, last by InkyFingers 533 days ago beeltea Fri, 7 Jul 2006 10:04:29 -0000 War on Delta http://www.ubersite.com/m/90150 Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago beeltea Fri, 7 Jul 2006 10:04:01 -0000 Actual Letter Number Two http://www.ubersite.com/m/89268 Rating: -0.03 on 19 reviews, last by Webered 2 years ago beeltea Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:55:27 -0000 Actual letter number one http://www.ubersite.com/m/89267 Rating: 1.16 on 4 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago beeltea Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:35:30 -0000 A Half Pound of Serious Venezuelan Shit http://www.ubersite.com/m/87229 Rating: -0.75 on 9 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago beeltea Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:45:45 -0000 The History of my Cat's http://www.ubersite.com/m/86276 Rating: -0.76 on 37 reviews, last by lungfish 35 days ago beeltea Wed, 5 Apr 2006 02:23:25 -0000 Oh boy! A list! http://www.ubersite.com/m/81947 Rating: 0.37 on 32 reviews, last by lungfish 35 days ago beeltea Fri, 6 Jan 2006 12:04:10 -0000 The 2005 San Diego Padres vs. Some Other Mediocre Opponents http://www.ubersite.com/m/81172 Rating: 1.40 on 5 reviews, last by lungfish 35 days ago beeltea Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:10:24 -0000 Books That are Probably Less Exciting Than "The Jungle Book" http://www.ubersite.com/m/80709 Rating: 1.07 on 16 reviews, last by lungfish 418 days ago beeltea Fri, 9 Dec 2005 08:36:10 -0000 Options I Have Now That My Two Ass-clown Roommates Have Fallen in Love and Decided to Move Out Together http://www.ubersite.com/m/79806 Rating: 0.15 on 25 reviews, last by lungfish 418 days ago beeltea Fri, 25 Nov 2005 08:01:17 -0000 To the Highway Department of Hell; From a Concerned Citizen http://www.ubersite.com/m/75419 Rating: 1.66 on 8 reviews, last by lungfish 418 days ago beeltea Mon, 19 Sep 2005 07:55:44 -0000 My Brother Didn't Want me Hanging Out With Him and His Friends; or The Tragic and Short Lives of my Dungeons & Dragons Characters. http://www.ubersite.com/m/75338 Rating: 1.90 on 41 reviews, last by Berty 415 days ago beeltea Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:12:46 -0000 The Evolution of my First Post to Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/m/75277 Rating: 1.10 on 25 reviews, last by lungfish 418 days ago beeltea Fri, 16 Sep 2005 05:36:05 -0000