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<title>Gruberfest 09 R3:  The Unknown Stranger</title>
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<title>Why is it so impossible to do ANYTHING these days?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.43 on 16 reviews, last by darkwulffe 30 days ago</description>
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<title>ADD Barbershop</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 13 reviews, last by beeltea 55 days ago</description>
<author>BLT</author>
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<title>ADD now more than ever</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.64 on 37 reviews, last by beeltea 66 days ago</description>
<author>BLT</author>
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<title>Fade into Levis</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.78 on 38 reviews, last by beeltea 80 days ago</description>
<author>BLT</author>
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<title>The Royal Flush</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 46 reviews, last by sandmantate 101 days ago</description>
<author>BLT</author>
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<title>Brand New Products that You Should Buy Immediately</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 20 reviews, last by beeltea 124 days ago</description>
<author>Little Sally &amp; BLT</author>
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<title>OMFG If I had a Million I would buy THESE cars!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 30 reviews, last by beeltea 142 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>So I got dumped again</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 52 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 163 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>Crimes on the river</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 16 reviews, last by beeltea 174 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>Crimea River</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 21 reviews, last by rob_berg 180 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 06:39:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rockets and Penises: A Study in Psychology, or my belated UGR entry</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 71 reviews, last by rob_berg 198 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Mosaic Recipient</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Apr 2009 01:14:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UGR  Under the Boardwalk</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 20 reviews, last by YourNameHere 236 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Mosaic Recipient</author>
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<title>Aloha!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 16 reviews, last by sage104 243 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Mosaic Recipient</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 07:06:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UGR Open for Biznatch</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 14 reviews, last by Shlongy 243 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Mosaic Recipient</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:54:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Economy Explained</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 27 reviews, last by sandmantate 259 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Economist</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Mar 2009 20:28:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid Brits</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 19 reviews, last by lungfish 267 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Field Marshall</author>
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<title>THUPA&#39;s Off, Bitches</title>
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<title>THUPA Finals</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 19 reviews, last by shadow 307 days ago</description>
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<title>THUPA:  Do you wonder if you matter?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by scourge 296 days ago</description>
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<title>THUPA Semifinal Pairings</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 36 reviews, last by scourge 312 days ago</description>
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<title>THUPA R3-  Survivorman</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 22 reviews, last by beeltea 317 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jan 2009 23:48:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>THUPA Round 3 Pairings</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 45 reviews, last by scourge 321 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>THUPA:  Apparently, You Are What You Consume</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 25 reviews, last by JoeyG 326 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:43:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>THUPA Round 2 Pairings</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 35 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 326 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>THUPA:  At First</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 17 reviews, last by RoadSong 337 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 08:48:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>THUPA Round One Pairings</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 77 reviews, last by JoeyG 336 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:02:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>THUPA:  THird Ubersite Poetry extrAvaganza (THupa; son of SUPA, son of SUPA, son of man)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 73 reviews, last by TheUniter 343 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>What are the Pet Monkey Laws in YOUR State???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/120093</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 51 reviews, last by beeltea 33 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>The Legacy of the 43rd President; With Help From Nickelback</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 22 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 254 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>All Hail King Bloomberg</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.46 on 21 reviews, last by sage104 355 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 12:54:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof Anderson Cooper Doesn&#39;t Know Shit About Shit.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 20 reviews, last by AsshOly 366 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Take My Pens Please</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 35 reviews, last by hellish 384 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Medieval Stick People War II - The NOOKLEER Age</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 32 reviews, last by rob_berg 402 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>New Stage Plays for my Live Porn Theatre</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 15 reviews, last by hellish 413 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2008 16:14:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Didn&#39;t Write Anything For Grueberfest</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 35 reviews, last by beeltea 416 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>9 tiny truths and one ridiculous lie</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 14 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 418 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:35:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everybody Looks Like Somebody Famous:  BrianTruthSpeaker</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 28 reviews, last by John_H_Kim 423 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>Danger Ranger Must Be Destroyed</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.47 on 24 reviews, last by beeltea 476 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>Critical Mess</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.61 on 28 reviews, last by bullslinebacker 492 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 06:46:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wow, you seem like a dirty whore.  Where can we go to fuck?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.08 on 28 reviews, last by lungfish 510 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:55:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little Sally hears something shocking on her lunch break</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 59 reviews, last by orphelia 515 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Jun 2008 20:57:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RIP Sydney Pollack </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by lungfish 537 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>The Sun Is Too Close to the Earth</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 17 reviews, last by experima 545 days ago</description>
<author>BLT</author>
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<title>R.I.P. Albert Hoffman</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 17 reviews, last by Captain_Ambivalent 562 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, bereaved.</author>
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<title>Little Sally Sues Ubersite</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 27 reviews, last by icanbecool 571 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, esq.</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:37:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Waving at the Pope</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 42 reviews, last by Axolotl 581 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:58:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tax tips to MAXIMIZE Your Refund</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 47 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 584 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Certified Public Accountant</author>
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<title>5 minutes of bullshit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 593 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Botanist.</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 09:26:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Roommate is an Asshole, and You Can Too!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.13 on 44 reviews, last by lungfish 521 days ago</description>
<author>These Boots were made for Sally Walker</author>
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<title>Goddamn Shame About It</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 38 reviews, last by beeltea 606 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker, Texas Ranger</author>
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<title>What Would Have Happened to Bugs Bunny Had He Made that Left Turn in Albuquerque</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 45 reviews, last by orphelia 577 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>A Memo to Human Resources from Mr. Jarvis &quot;Jazzy&quot; Johnston, the Pretty Fly for a Corporate Accounting Guy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 26 reviews, last by sadie73 699 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
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<title>Little Sally expresses herself...  all over your face</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.62 on 41 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 715 days ago</description>
<author>Sally Walker</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 20:51:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I sucked out to beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner Runner straight and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of his own Mother.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 29 reviews, last by rob_berg 713 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:17:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Sucked Out to Beat Phil Hellmuth with a Runner-Runner Straight; and Then I Bitch-Slapped Him in Front of His Own Mother.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by scourge 296 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Orange Juice</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:43:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Outdated Software Reviews:  Paint</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 40 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Outdated Software Reviews:  Wordpad </title>
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<title>Outdated Software Reviews:  Notepad </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 81 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Not a Grueberfest Entry... I Shouldn&#39;t be Posting.  OR: Dont&#39; become too invested in this story, and watch for the super surprise ending!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 21 reviews, last by Little_Sally 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grueberfest- Restless, No Time For Sleep</title>
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<title>Gruberfest-  Going My Way</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 25 reviews, last by Paralyzed_By_Hope 2 years ago</description>
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<title>So Didja Hear the One About Cheap Folding Card Tables?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.01 on 64 reviews, last by lechuza 2 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111497</link>
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<title>Medieval Stick People War - The Defense!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 20 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Fun With Real Craigslist: Looking For a Roommate; Featuring Genuine Craigslist People!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 105 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 344 days ago</description>
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<title>Baseball Play-Off Predictions that have Very Little to do with Actual Baseball</title>
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<title>Does Anybody Know Somebody Hiring Bartenders?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 44 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 01:35:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let a Smile be your Umbrella</title>
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<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Dost Thou Like My Hat?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 33 reviews, last by azurefroz 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>The Diamondback Rap</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 72 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>BLT; Poet Laureate &amp; Master of MSPaint</author>
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<title>Unauthorized Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Re-Presents: Waiting for Godot; now with a bonus scene that in retrospect maybe isn&#39;t quite as funny as I originally thought.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 28 reviews, last by storm 2 years ago</description>
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<title>SUPA:  I was the first into Dunsinane</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 41 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>Young Siward</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:08:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SUPA: The Ballad of Gentleman Jim</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by storm 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Wingfield</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:38:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let's Play a Game: American Corporate Slogan, or just a Thinly-Veiled Sexual Innuendo?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 40 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Apr 2007 04:35:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BLT Almost Dies! A Shocking Expos&#233; from Little Sally.  (at least, he thinks.  He's not actually sure, so SPT.)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 12 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Little Sally</author>
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<title>Sally Walker Reviews the Effectiveness of Common  Slurs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 53 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
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<title>The latest jokes from the land of extremely weak jokes...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.04 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:09:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Rebuttal to Susie&#39;s Running Shoe Problem</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 51 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>My Rebuttal to Susie&#39;s Running Show Problem</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99535</link>
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<title>A BADD Stand-up Routine</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 29 reviews, last by skrapmetal 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>In The Papers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 18 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Marshmallow Pie Post Thursday and A Tale of Inspiration  (no real content)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 24 reviews, last by eric_the_bread 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Howard Dean and The DNC Announce Today that 2008 Nomination will be Decided by Sissyfight.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 60 reviews, last by Razor 379 days ago</description>
<author>Little Sally!</author>
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<title>The Inkyfingers Tribute Post:  Untimely Movie Reviews</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Thought Getting a Personalized IKEA Catalogue Would Be Kinda Neat, But I Didn't Think They Were Going to Be So Mean-Spirited About It.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98619</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 34 reviews, last by Void_Where_Prohibited 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Dear Merlina, my love, why have you left me; the reason I&#39;m here in the first place?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.52 on 34 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 08:28:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fundamentalism.  Now Available for Hipsters.  Introducing Apple iChrist.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.32 on 19 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Feb 2007 08:00:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> So Long Uber; OR: Another Frank Discussion with BLT, Totally Plagiarized from the World</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.60 on 13 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 2 years ago</description>
<author>Little Sally</author>
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<title>Horribly Wrong Ways  to Eat a Reese&#39;s</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 24 reviews, last by beer-turtle 708 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Another Rejection Letter From Scholastic.  I&#39;m Really Starting to get Discouraged</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 49 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Contrary to What Might Be Popular Opinion, Sylvia Plath Isn't Very Good at Scrabble.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 60 reviews, last by scourge 292 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 21:34:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Have Baseball Fever.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by djhurricane 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 27 reviews, last by jfreakman 3 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:02:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Don&#39;t Want to Like, be One of Those Guys on Dateline NBC, Do You?  OR: How to Solicit Sex Online With a Thirteen Year Old Girl, from an Actual Thirteen Year Old Girl.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 22 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.45 on 29 reviews, last by Method 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 11 reviews, last by lungfish 521 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 28 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Little Sally</author>
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<title>ADD - Fishing For The Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by 2004Dreaming 3 years ago</description>
<author>BLT</author>
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<title>Do I Know Pancho Villa?  (Literally SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.46 on 21 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Do I Know Pancho Villa?  (Literally SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90980</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by scourge 296 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
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<title>Great Scenes From Shakespeare Re-Envisioned by David Mamet</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 32 reviews, last by beeltea 596 days ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:33:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Most Pressing Questions Answered</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 25 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>beeltea</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:41:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Using Tips From the First Two NES &quot;Legend of Zelda&quot; Instruction Manuals as Your Own Personal Life Coach</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90368</link>
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