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[Romance] Retirement Post   (Rating: 1.84 on 34 reviews, last by Ducky 223 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-12-07 01:19:20 EST
[Romance] Netimportant   (Rating: 1.71 on 35 reviews, last by shadow 390 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-09-03 22:18:37 EDT
[Romance] The Uber-Lytton Fiction   (Rating: 1.9 on 13 reviews, last by sandmantate 413 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-08-22 20:07:44 EDT
[Romance] Advice   (Rating: 0.99 on 47 reviews, last by rad1101 447 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-07-28 03:24:57 EDT
[Romance] I love the person who did this   (Rating: 1.03 on 40 reviews, last by sage104 429 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-05-12 16:59:38 EDT
[None] Book ending.   (Rating: 1.64 on 16 reviews, last by triangle_man 544 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-05-10 16:22:13 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica 2008 warmup- How to show her you really love her   (Rating: 1.23 on 48 reviews, last by orphelia 563 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-04-02 23:49:10 EDT
[Romance] RIP 23 yr old AJ   (Rating: 0.78 on 35 reviews, last by loopdeloo 620 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-02-21 16:15:46 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 08- Michael Bolton Killed My Valentine   (Rating: 1.59 on 35 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 625 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-02-14 19:39:26 EST
[Romance] I'm drunk and newly single   (Rating: 1.4 on 83 reviews, last by Clamato 418 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2008-01-19 01:43:38 EST
[Romance] I like potatoes   (Rating: 1.3 on 47 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 672 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-07-11 23:08:40 EDT
[None] SPT - 10 pts w/ a painting   (Rating: 1.56 on 21 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-07-05 11:08:18 EDT
[Romance] I hate Steve'sJob   (Rating: 1.35 on 17 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-06-30 15:31:39 EDT
[Romance] I forgot what I was copying, and I refuse to read it.   (Rating: 0.22 on 11 reviews, last by ilikesteak 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-06-14 22:37:23 EDT
[Romance] So Fresh, So Clean (The Early Years)   (Rating: 1.44 on 23 reviews, last by shadow 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-06-07 06:12:23 EDT
[Romance] Bart I want you   (Rating: 1.19 on 55 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 693 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-05-23 15:24:47 EDT
[Business & Financial] HateMadness: ATTN ROB_BERG   (Rating: 1.36 on 32 reviews, last by mystiamoon 328 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-05-18 06:07:40 EDT
[Romance] Do you like my hat?   (Rating: 0.85 on 77 reviews, last by Unabonger 630 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-05-12 04:34:52 EDT
[Romance] Hey Kettle!   (Rating: 1 on 24 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago)
Submitted by The Pot (View user info) at 2007-03-28 04:48:10 EDT
[Romance] Happy St. Patrick's Day   (Rating: 0.6 on 29 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-03-17 18:29:01 EDT
[None] Enough is Enough-Plagiarism Plagiarism   (Rating: 1.76 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-03-15 21:31:42 EDT
[Romance] I Have No Heart   (Rating: 1.53 on 83 reviews, last by ghola 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-03-04 10:36:50 EST
[None] How I Found Religion   (Rating: 1.42 on 32 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-01-14 15:07:45 EST
[Romance] R.I.P. Gerald Ford   (Rating: 1.52 on 26 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-12-27 10:11:45 EST
[None] I'm a fucking failure, and that's all I'll ever be   (Rating: 0.68 on 44 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-12-21 00:33:09 EST
[None] Coloring Contest   (Rating: 1.16 on 12 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-12-06 01:02:57 EST
[None] What Happens Here At Übersite Is Disgraceful   (Rating: 0.75 on 34 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-11-19 13:15:55 EST
[None] A Collection of Poster by Bart Cilfone   (Rating: 1.08 on 46 reviews, last by Berty 520 days ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-11-11 09:42:18 EST
[None] I make no spelling, grammar or content. Apologies.   (Rating: 0.66 on 16 reviews, last by DonovanMD 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-11-07 09:02:36 EST
[Romance] Why do they have to make it harder?   (Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-11-06 05:16:20 EST
[None] It's my birthday!!!!!!!1   (Rating: 1.5 on 59 reviews, last by Fungah 2 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-11-04 02:29:07 EST
[Science & Environmental] All Holed Up For Winter (Old School 15-minute ubermadness contest)   (Rating: 0.82 on 18 reviews, last by congo 3 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-11-02 17:47:23 EST
[Sound & Music] nsfw   (Rating: 0.81 on 19 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 3 years ago)
Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2006-10-31 15:10:37 EST
[Romance] Todays the day   (Rating: 1.25 on 9 reviews, last by stevie_says 3 years ago)
Submitted by Mike McDarko (View user info) at 2006-10-11 05:29:04 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Moment of Glory   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by paleassemo (View user info) at 2006-10-10 00:32:30 EDT
[Romance] POMHW/Uberpoll/Camwhore   (Rating: 1.57 on 78 reviews, last by tartpumper 2 years ago)
Submitted by paleassemo (View user info) at 2006-10-04 01:42:09 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Soup's Off   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by paleassemo (View user info) at 2006-09-26 11:31:37 EDT
[Republicans] The REAL Conspiracy   (Rating: 1.75 on 43 reviews, last by Judgement 462 days ago)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-09-19 23:19:24 EDT
[Sound & Music] The Scent of a Woman   (Rating: 1 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-09-15 02:31:13 EDT
[Romance] I'd like to be alone   (Rating: 1.61 on 48 reviews, last by Chazzy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-09-14 01:09:50 EDT

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Registered on or around: 2004-07-30 05:11:11 EDT
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