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<title>The Uber-Lytton Fiction</title>
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<title>Advice</title>
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<title>I love the person who did this</title>
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<title>Book ending.</title>
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<title>Uberotica 2008 warmup- How to show her you really love her</title>
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<title>Ubertines 08- Michael Bolton Killed My Valentine </title>
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<title>I like potatoes</title>
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<title>I hate Steve&#39;sJob</title>
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<title>I forgot what I was copying, and I refuse to read it.</title>
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<title>So Fresh, So Clean (The Early Years)</title>
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<title>HateMadness: ATTN ROB_BERG</title>
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<title>Do you like my hat?</title>
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<title>Hey Kettle!</title>
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<title>Happy St. Patrick&#39;s Day</title>
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<title>Enough is Enough-Plagiarism Plagiarism</title>
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<title>I Have No Heart</title>
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<title>How I Found Religion</title>
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<title>R.I.P. Gerald Ford</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 26 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m a fucking failure, and that&#39;s all I&#39;ll ever be</title>
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<author>darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:33:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coloring Contest</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 12 reviews, last by Mike-Mc 2 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>What Happens Here At &#220;bersite Is Disgraceful</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 34 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:15:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Collection of Poster by Bart Cilfone</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 46 reviews, last by Berty 534 days ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2006 14:42:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I make no spelling, grammar or content. Apologies.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 16 reviews, last by DonovanMD 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2006 14:02:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why do they have to make it harder?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>It&#39;s my birthday!!!!!!!1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 59 reviews, last by Fungah 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>All Holed Up For Winter (Old School 15-minute ubermadness contest)</title>
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<author>darko</author>
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<title>Todays the day</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 9 reviews, last by stevie_says 3 years ago</description>
<author>Mike McDarko</author>
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<title>Moment of Glory</title>
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<title>POMHW/Uberpoll/Camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 78 reviews, last by tartpumper 3 years ago</description>
<author>paleassemo</author>
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<title>Soup&#39;s Off</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>paleassemo</author>
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<title>The REAL Conspiracy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 43 reviews, last by Judgement 476 days ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>The Scent of a Woman</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>I&#39;d like to be alone</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 48 reviews, last by Chazzy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Important information if you are planning on taking a flight soon!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 41 reviews, last by Amontillado 3 years ago</description>
<author>pasty emo fuck</author>
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<title>I met &#220;bersite&#39;s very own Caulaincourt at the bar last night!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 43 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
<author>pasty emo fuck</author>
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<title>It has been 6 days! I must POSTORZ...eleven11, etc.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 42 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>I would like to think this is how is happened: 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.51 on 23 reviews, last by pen_name 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>I am pitching a tent right now</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 198 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>Join the Cult Of D-Prime (run by Darko)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.55 on 11 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>I can do whoever the fuck I want, who are you to judge me?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.24 on 74 reviews, last by BobLobla 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:11:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I would like to think this is how is happened</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 16 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago</description>
<author>darko</author>
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<title>Razor</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.26 on 34 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
<author>firefly</author>
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<title>FRAGGLE ROCK AND THE SPACE-TlME CONTlNUUM</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 35 reviews, last by SPECIALk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>RIP HaHa Rabbit</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.84 on 25 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>By Purpose Not By Plan</title>
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<title>Welcome to Ubersite, darko!</title>
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<title>D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round Three Analysis and Round FourTitles + Naked Pictures of the Girl I&#39;m Going to Fuck Tonight...</title>
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<title>Post History Change for User: 10774</title>
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<title>Happy 4th of July!</title>
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<title>:( A Typical Darko Emo Post :(</title>
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<title>I&#39;ll Hire Someone To Do It NSFW</title>
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<title>So Fresh, So Clean (Camwhore)</title>
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<title>D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round One Analysis and Round Two Titles</title>
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<title>Later, I promise (NSFW)</title>
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<title>D-Prime Madness presented by Darko : Round One Begins + Titles</title>
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<title>D-Prime MadnessOMGWTFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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<title>Erase and Rewrite Contest</title>
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<title>Everyone Else Has More Hits Than Me</title>
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<title>Emoness, but some Canadian boobies to make up for it</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 34 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Toucan Sam (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Winnie The Pooh is full of Racial Stereotypes!</title>
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<title>Apollo</title>
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<title>A Sticky Situation</title>
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<title>Bored on a Thursday night</title>
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<title>The Fountainhead</title>
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<author>Ok George Foreman</author>
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<title>Let&#39;s get started!</title>
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<author>Ok rad</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 21 reviews, last by princevalium 4 years ago</description>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Remember me... ( by biznochizzle)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71771</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 20 reviews, last by a_little_more_time 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Remember when...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71684</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 27 reviews, last by Mario 3 years ago</description>
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<title>I was fired from Ubermadness committee too. (Aka, give me some of those hits!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71649</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 19 reviews, last by kaos-king 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Time To Be All Nostalgic or Pay Respect To Your Elders</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71463</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 109 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Hell, inc.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71377</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 31 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Keel Moose and Squirrel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71263</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 15 reviews, last by Socialist_Joe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Poor Peter Rabbit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71197</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 32 reviews, last by notyou 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Canadian Casino Crazyness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71091</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>My Greatest Fear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70955</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by mockidol 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 07:09:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blast Off</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70842</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>SPT- jus bored and missing u (stolen)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 15 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 21:03:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Am I regarded as a good writer? NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70582</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 41 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 17:19:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fresh</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70525</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 20 reviews, last by nitty34 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Happy 4th of July!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69885</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 18 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jul 2005 05:03:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I should not be a father  *Bonus Vampires vs. Zombies*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69647</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 33 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 05:30:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Indians are naturally cooler</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69541</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 20 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>I Have Seen The Light</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69441</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 27 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:42:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;ll Never Know</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69231</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 24 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 09:36:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Take Over the World in 10 Easy Steps</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68855</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 57 reviews, last by goferforhire 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 06:24:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Remember Kids</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68812</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 26 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>To Cheat or Not to Cheat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68715</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 33 reviews, last by Pr0j3ct 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 22:10:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So I know where my shirt is...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 25 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Lack of Self Control (Erase And Rewrite entry)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68462</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 03:35:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Greatest Rip Battle That Uber Has Ever Seen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68391</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 50 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 06:37:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shocking political and religious information that the government doesn&#39;t want you to know!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68322</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 14 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2005 21:08:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DJing for 2.5 more hours</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68297</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 113 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Hillary Duff</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 33 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2005 06:13:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hostile Youths</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68025</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 23 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Wish you were here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67879</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 17 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Public Service Announcement</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67844</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 13 reviews, last by TechnoRatty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>A Sex UberPoll (aka I can&#39;t be bothered to think of a real post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67773</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 30 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>A momentary lapse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67287</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 28 reviews, last by Pr0j3ct 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>To The Girl Who Broke My Heart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66849</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by Crystle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 04:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll: What character would make the best Spinoff Movie? SWPT (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66619</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 44 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 14:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Just sawed John Howard.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66530</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 30 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>I&#39;m onto you Uber!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66321</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 50 reviews, last by BobLobla 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>The difference between Native American people and, well, you know, that word</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65269</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 21 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 18:38:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Deathday To Me!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64712</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 32 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 04:01:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Challenge Sgt. Slaughter to a rip battle in Front of Everyone! Lets see him back down/ lose badly!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64411</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 13 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
<author>Hulk Hogan</author>
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<title>So any suggestions on baby names?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64181</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 49 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kevin Federline</author>
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<title>I believe this isn&#39;t worth reading</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63786</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 16 reviews, last by DerivableZero 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Camwhore for the Uberdirectory</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63376</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 42 reviews, last by InkyFingers 4 years ago</description>
<author>Hidden101</author>
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<title>Don&#39;t touch my Jimmy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62756</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 13 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Stupidity of the engrish language can still amaze me, or how to make an easy 20 thousand yen.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62597</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 22 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Breaking news regarding Terri Schiavo!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 36 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>The Handyman Show</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62332</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by stevie_says 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Vek</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61913</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 12 reviews, last by podium 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>How I learned I was a homophobe or Fucking penguins almost got me kicked out of college</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61670</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 51 reviews, last by podium 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>A song to pass the time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61488</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 14 reviews, last by stevie_says 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>Drunk posts woooooooooooooo!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60795</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 18 reviews, last by podium 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 07:59:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An atheist talking about religion and mentioning George Bush? Burn him!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60341</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 38 reviews, last by domenad 3 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>The Beginning of the Quest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60132</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Darko</author>
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<title>I&#39;m not a Geek...</title>
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<title>Yet another Ubercon Picture</title>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Refugee</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:42:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 00:18:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 09:02:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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<author>Darko</author>
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