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How to Punk Out Your Ex-Girlfreind's New Bitch-Ass Boyfriend (and other ways to win back her love) (Rating: 0.87 on 33 reviews, last by saxon4eva 3 years ago)
Submitted by Brad <electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-05 01:25:16
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Jar Full 'O Jizz (Rating: 1.7 on 34 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brad <electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-09 03:37:18
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Legalized Slavery (Rating: 0.33 on 21 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brad <electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-18 02:33:11
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When a Friend Has A Problem With Drinking (Rating: 1.08 on 20 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by Brad <electrictoothsyndrome.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2004-06-26 02:45:46
ets_comedy_writing

How to Write Better Stuff (Rating: 0.5 on 28 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-07-15 14:58:36
ets_comedy_writing

Alternatives to 'PEENER' (because that word is just fucking stupid) .....oh, and a camwhore... (Rating: 0.89 on 111 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-07-28 16:46:49
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The Art of Being an Asshole (Respect for the Dead) (Rating: -0.17 on 23 reviews, last by eIectrictoothsyndrome 5 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-05 16:38:37
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The Art of Being an Asshole (Fucking Your Friends' Mothers and Then Teasing Them About It) (Rating: 1.47 on 34 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-18 05:29:23
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The Art of Being an Asshole (Restaurant Etiquitte) (Rating: 1.7 on 49 reviews, last by Bigmike 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-23 19:35:49
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The Art of Being an Asshole (Using Your Power for Evil) (Rating: 1.92 on 35 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-27 17:02:45
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Elvis and Jesus Christ (Rating: 1.8 on 28 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-08-31 17:49:15
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J-Date, K-Date, Q-Date.....I am just happy to get A-Date. (Rating: 1.81 on 54 reviews, last by Shagabah_Jones 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-09-08 18:28:35
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The Art of Being An Asshole (Making Fun of Your Other Personalities) (Rating: 1.44 on 20 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-09-30 05:55:33
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SAVE the PLANKTON!!! (Rating: 1.53 on 41 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-10-06 01:57:19
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Mensa Approved IQ Test (Rating: 1.86 on 78 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-10-07 15:26:50
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Badass Teachers (Rating: 1.65 on 32 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-10-23 20:42:19
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Tupac Chopra (Self-Help Guru) (Rating: 1.83 on 27 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-11-16 21:06:37
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Not Suitable For Work? What The Hell Does That Mean? (Rating: 1.9 on 26 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-12-01 18:32:27
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Caught With My Pants Down: A Treatise on Shitting (Rating: 1.91 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-01-19 04:58:23
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The REAL Gilligan's Island (Rating: 0.6 on 25 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-03-09 19:39:09
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Mensa Approved IQ Test #2 (Revised Retard Edition) (Rating: 0.5 on 21 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-04-08 14:12:50
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Happy Birthday Mein Führer...and other musings (Rating: 1.75 on 31 reviews, last by Shizae 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-04-20 15:02:31
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Curious Brad, The Curious Little Monkey (666 words worth of random musings) (Rating: 1.67 on 23 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-04-27 05:18:44
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The Art of Being an Asshole (Trying to Start a Nuclear War at the Gay Bar) (Rating: 1.12 on 48 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-05-19 01:05:22
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If Frogs had Wings... (Rating: 1.43 on 24 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-05-24 17:01:32
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Completely Useless Household Appliances (Rating: 0.12 on 92 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-06-08 13:51:59
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Camping is Dangerous... LET'S GO! (Rating: 1.5 on 29 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-06-21 15:18:20
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HAlL SATAN! (Rating: 1.65 on 30 reviews, last by ConorJS 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-08-18 16:13:33
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Haloween: It Ain't What It Used To Be (Rating: 1.94 on 26 reviews, last by Avals 4 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-10-31 20:18:48
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Let's Get This Party Started! OW! (Rating: 1.7 on 57 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-11-03 00:19:55
ets_comedy_writing ets_sociopolitical_commentary

The Revolution Will Be Televised...but the media will call it a 'riot' (Rating: 1.82 on 41 reviews, last by weasul 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-11-14 17:07:41
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What to do with all the Jews? (Rating: 1.19 on 77 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-12-08 20:30:54
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ETS' Real Philosophy... (Rating: 1.54 on 33 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-12-13 05:33:15
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A Culture of Growing Mold (Rating: 1.57 on 24 reviews, last by Drone_of_Industry 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-02-05 19:48:34
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What Muslims lack in the humor department, they make up for in head gear (and why that wasn't a racist statement) (Rating: 1.02 on 52 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-02-06 17:03:00
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The Completely Medieval and in no way Complex Guide to Understanding the Economy....For Dummies (Rating: 0.19 on 150 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-04-25 06:04:16
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I'm Married! Does this Mean I Finally Have to Tell Her I Have Herpes? (Rating: 1.48 on 134 reviews, last by Snuffleupagus 3 years ago)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-10-16 18:23:28
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