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[None] Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Flash Forward, Flashback Part II   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by shadow 381 days ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2008-10-19 02:41:54 EDT
[None] Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Flash Forward, Flashback Part I   (Rating: 2 on 23 reviews, last by apollo88 399 days ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2008-10-02 07:08:56 EDT
[None] Asphyxiation   (Rating: 1.27 on 22 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2007-08-01 11:18:36 EDT
[None] The Red Radio   (Rating: 1.8 on 23 reviews, last by ess2s2 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2006-12-16 22:19:51 EST
[None] Cool Blue - Fiction (Long)   (Rating: 1.92 on 16 reviews, last by ruthless 3 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2005-12-14 07:02:05 EST
[None] Dear Santa   (Rating: 1.7 on 14 reviews, last by jgreening 4 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-12-17 16:01:42 EST
[None] This pizza sucks   (Rating: 0.08 on 16 reviews, last by Tom 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-04-28 14:31:46 EDT
[None] This pizza sucks   (Rating: 1 on 2 reviews, last by Goldeneyes 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-04-28 14:29:12 EDT
[None] A Saucerful of Secrets   (Rating: 1.94 on 28 reviews, last by Brianthetruthspeaker 4 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-04-06 00:18:23 EDT
[None] Kerplop: Onomatopoeia that changed the course of my day   (Rating: 2 on 21 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-04-03 20:42:08 EST
[None] Everybody say "Hey now! My brother-in-law is an idiot!!"   (Rating: 1.72 on 12 reviews, last by XtremeMooCow 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-31 00:21:36 EST
[None] Pissed off again.   (Rating: 0.66 on 13 reviews, last by Cassiopeia 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-27 00:47:41 EST
[None] How American Idol SHOULD have been done.   (Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-24 00:53:05 EST
[None] MOTS - The morning after   (Rating: -0.2 on 15 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-21 11:31:47 EST
[None] There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. (for iddqd)   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by Yes 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-17 00:05:09 EST
[None] "Vomit-go-round"   (Rating: 2 on 5 reviews, last by Kristen 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-15 23:57:59 EST
[None] My Bully Days Revisited as requested by Sideburns   (Rating: 1.77 on 30 reviews, last by Jarvis 4 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-14 14:35:49 EST
[None] One STD to rule them all   (Rating: 1 on 6 reviews, last by lojope 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-12 19:34:52 EST
[News] Martha Stewart found Guilty!!   (Rating: -0.78 on 19 reviews, last by dakingisdead 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-08 14:48:39 EST
[None] Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 10   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by Phinch 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-03-03 00:06:42 EST
[None] Should Mayonnaise of the Sahara continue?   (Rating: 1.71 on 9 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-24 14:34:57 EST
[None] Uber question: What would you do?   (Rating: 0.53 on 15 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-23 01:00:30 EST
[None] Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 9   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-18 00:44:35 EST
[None] Bart, please give me a Mayo Icon.   (Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by ugaly 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-16 00:18:40 EST
[None] Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck him, fuck today, fuck tomorrow, fuck next week, FUCK EVERYBODY!!!   (Rating: 1.14 on 40 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-14 17:46:12 EST
[None] Il Mio Valentine   (Rating: 0 on 3 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-13 22:37:44 EST
[Romance] A special post for single people before Valentine's day: Defile Yourself   (Rating: 1.45 on 15 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-11 22:22:33 EST
[None] Finding Sunburn.   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by Sideburns 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-10 12:31:56 EST
[None] Why don't you drown yourself in a shotglass full of piss?   (Rating: 1.84 on 19 reviews, last by kinney69 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-02-08 20:20:24 EST
[None] See you all in 15 days!   (Rating: 0.44 on 10 reviews, last by glasscpp 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-27 19:42:28 EST
[None] Medicated   (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-19 12:54:36 EST
[Graphics] Rare Photo of Mayonnaise Found!!   (Rating: 1.26 on 18 reviews, last by Smurfs 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-15 00:28:53 EST
[None] Top ten reasons to date a geriatric   (Rating: 1.61 on 13 reviews, last by WillZone 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-07 23:38:55 EST
[None] Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 8   (Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by Christ 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-07 00:09:08 EST
[None] Planes, Trains, and Automobiles; Oh My!   (Rating: 1.9 on 13 reviews, last by Christ 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-05 22:24:51 EST
[Romance] Ignore this (Long)   (Rating: 1.18 on 23 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-04 16:20:52 EST
[None] My shoes are covered in mud.   (Rating: 1 on 6 reviews, last by shadow 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2004-01-03 13:06:39 EST
[None] Which is better, being buff or being able to raise your arms above your head?   (Rating: 0.9 on 25 reviews, last by NotApologizing 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2003-12-30 23:39:17 EST
[None] Which is better, being buff or being able to raise your arms above your head?   (Rating: 1 on 4 reviews, last by gibson082284 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2003-12-30 23:37:10 EST
[None] Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 7   (Rating: 1.6 on 6 reviews, last by Phinch 5 years ago)
Submitted by Ess2s2 (View user info) at 2003-12-29 22:17:51 EST

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User id:2279
Registered on or around: 2003-08-21 22:21:06 EDT
# Messages posted:118
# Reviews written:1137
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It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy