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<title>Dear Santa</title>
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<title>This pizza sucks</title>
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<title>Pissed off again.</title>
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<title>How American Idol SHOULD have been done.</title>
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<title>MOTS - The morning after</title>
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<title>&quot;Vomit-go-round&quot;</title>
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<title>My Bully Days Revisited as requested by Sideburns</title>
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<title>Martha Stewart found Guilty!!</title>
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<title>Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 10</title>
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<title>Should Mayonnaise of the Sahara continue?</title>
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<title>Bart, please give me a Mayo Icon.</title>
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<title>Il Mio Valentine</title>
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<title>A special post for single people before Valentine&#39;s day: Defile Yourself</title>
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<title>Finding Sunburn.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Sideburns 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Why don&#39;t you drown yourself in a shotglass full of piss?</title>
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<title>See you all in 15 days!</title>
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<title>Medicated</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by ess2s2 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Rare Photo of Mayonnaise Found!!</title>
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<title>Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 8</title>
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<title>Planes, Trains, and Automobiles; Oh My!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 13 reviews, last by Christ 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Ignore this (Long)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 23 reviews, last by Axolotl 673 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jan 2004 21:20:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My shoes are covered in mud.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Which is better, being buff or being able to raise your arms above your head?</title>
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<title>Digital Sin</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I am an egg nog junkie</title>
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<title>Winter fun!</title>
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<title>Watching the Clock</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 12 reviews, last by Yes 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Contemplation...Complication</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 7 reviews, last by drky 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Christmas cheer</title>
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<title>Creativity and your tour guide</title>
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<title>&quot;You have huge pores!&quot; and other things women have said to me</title>
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<title>Clothes Shopping</title>
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<title>Gallavanting with Vipers</title>
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<title>Military Uberers look here</title>
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<title>Intellectual one-liners</title>
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<title>Harvest the Homeless</title>
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<title>A little somethin&#39;</title>
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<title>Keen</title>
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<title>Pain is only temporary</title>
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<title>That is one sultry cow</title>
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<title>Channel surfing</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by Haltier 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Coffee is not my friend</title>
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<title>Masturbation Without Remorse</title>
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<title>That Guy</title>
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<title>Where can I find some???</title>
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<title>I&#39;m done.</title>
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<author>Ess2s2</author>
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<title>Rate this a minus two.</title>
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<title>Anything But Love (long but rewarding)</title>
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<title>Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 6</title>
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<title>Slipping Off</title>
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<title>My Muse -or- Locked In</title>
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<author>Ess2s2</author>
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<title>Jizz, humiliation, and you.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 25 reviews, last by magical_invisible_torso_man 4 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
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<title>I feel so cheap and used...Alright!!</title>
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<title>The Ubersite Yearbook Awards</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.51 on 54 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
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<title>Pain and Practice</title>
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<title>I like candy</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2003 00:23:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wife and beer don&#39;t mix</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2003 20:59:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2003 00:17:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Favorite Comic Strip</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 16 reviews, last by Insanethemind 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 01:09:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shares of Stock in Life and What it&#39;s Worth</title>
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<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2003 07:44:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Blockbuster Hates Me.</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 02:43:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Reflectors in The Road Are Red.</title>
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<author>Ess2s2</author>
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<title>Therapy?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.36 on 15 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2003 04:23:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Pants</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2003 01:50:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>hi every1, im nu n dis iz my  f1st post</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 20 reviews, last by SoCalCasinova 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2003 02:31:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another one for gtanner (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 12 reviews, last by dot 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
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<title>How would you go?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.21 on 19 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2003 00:47:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Time to vote on Jar of Mayonnaise</title>
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<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2003 05:14:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MOTS goes interactive</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2003 21:01:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 4</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:24:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I refuse to get sick</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 11 reviews, last by Prosthetic_Forehead 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Sep 2003 20:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayonnaise of the Sahara - Part 3</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Sep 2003 07:47:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m postponing Mayonnaise until Monday</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by atz 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Sep 2003 01:14:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Faith.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 16 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>Ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Sep 2003 02:00:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayonnaise of the Sahara -  Part 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by beer-turtle 5 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 5 Sep 2003 08:02:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mayonaise of the Sahara</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 63 days ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Sep 2003 00:26:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Snapshot In Time</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.54 on 25 reviews, last by Illicit_Joe 5 years ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Sep 2003 07:26:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 14 reviews, last by Luckystar 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 1 Sep 2003 04:19:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>for dirtypaws 2</title>
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<author>ess2s2</author>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2003 01:11:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: -1.15 on 29 reviews, last by STIXS 4 years ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2003 00:31:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 26 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2003 08:57:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Testosterone: The Network for Men</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 22 reviews, last by gbusman 5 years ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:47:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Serious Question...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 25 reviews, last by virgil 5 years ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2003 05:00:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 6 reviews, last by atz 5 years ago</description>
<author>ess2s2</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2003 00:53:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1st Post</title>
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