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<title>Just Standing By</title>
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<title>More Christmas cheer: Job security for shrinks</title>
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<title>To Icarus:  Thanks for blowing my cover, asshole [Really shitty post]</title>
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<title>Hahahaha Boom!  Vote how you want to go out.</title>
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<title>SPT: Sign the petition.  SAVE THE MEN!</title>
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<title>The strangest Easter themed pic I&#39;ve seen.</title>
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<title>An Uber Exclusive: Jack McCallum&#39;s Tattoo</title>
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<title>GPF: Tell yo uncle to quit playin&#39;!</title>
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<title>How Hugh-Bob solved his vampire problem</title>
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<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Grueberfest &#39;07: A Chill and a Chuckle-Storytime with Auntie Forensic</title>
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<title>Tarnished Silver - Grueberfest 2007</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 70 reviews, last by PhillipTheGreat 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>New jobs, crappy blog posts, and hot rod hearses.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 68 reviews, last by shadow 400 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 41 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Cocktails and Broken Hearts</title>
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<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Hatemadness: Crystle.  Here&#39;s your list, bitch!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 34 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 36 reviews, last by Malcontent 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Hillbilly&#39;s Quarter</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 28 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>SPT (NSFW maybe): Pictorial evidence of Pavlovian debauchery</title>
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<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Examining violence: Why didn&#39;t we shoot up our schools?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.74 on 48 reviews, last by iambetteratit 502 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Hymn 43: Jesus Save Me (from your followers)</title>
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<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>St. John&#39;s Wort, a towel, and naked tug-o-war.  Business as usual for my father.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 49 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Elderly &amp; not drunk Camwhore.  We seem to have a nose issue today</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 106 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 122 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Keep it in your pants Officer, she&#39;s off duty.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 58 reviews, last by indoninja 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>&quot;Rectal Foreign Body&quot; is really just a polite way of wording "that dude has a dildo stuck up his butt."</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 117 reviews, last by The_Drake 464 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>&quot;Rectal Foreign Body&quot; is really just a polite way of wording "that dude has a dildo stuck up his butt."</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Wisher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>SPT: Disturbing Album Covers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97030</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 63 reviews, last by Wisher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:35:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will YOU be among the first eaten?  SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96818</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 29 reviews, last by Wisher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>You&#39;re dreaming of a white Christmas?  I&#39;m dreaming of your death.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 66 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 396 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Cellular Lesbian Sex</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 45 reviews, last by Wisher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:52:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Confessions of a skinny</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 44 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Happy now JonnyX?!</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:34:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The male prostitue is a flighty creature</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94596</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 60 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
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<title>GrueberFest 06: Osteophage</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94488</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 28 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
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<title>Grueberfest &#39;06, Round Two: Seed of Treats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94200</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:48:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grueberfest &#39;06: Curse of the moon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93867</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 25 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
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<title>Cat Toys from The Void</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93039</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 28 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:07:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Harry Potter and the Cum Soaked Horse God</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92916</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 44 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:03:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jesus Camp</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92835</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 49 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Sep 2006 04:00:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GoFuckYoMomma Madness: The Rabbits From Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92647</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 20 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Sep 2006 07:20:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GoFuckYoMommaMadness: Necromanagement</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92578</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 22 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
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<title>A nonpartisan call to action.  Subject: Supplements</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92514</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 23 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Sep 2006 04:16:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dissociative Fuge doesn&#39;t work as an excuse when you&#39;re caught in a biker bar</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91818</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 34 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:45:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m sorry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91436</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 35 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
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<title>NSFW APW: The Photographic Art of Dick Carlson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90949</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 20 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
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<title>Yargh!  Pure shite, but I&#39;m a happy girl</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90763</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 34 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:54:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yargh!  Pure shite, but I&#39;m a happy girl.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90762</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Newty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:52:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Neil Diamond, granny panties, &amp; a whole bottle of shampoo.  Thanks for the memories, Bertha.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90145</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 36 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic the Tullian Zombie</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jul 2006 08:36:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Only for the directory. No content.  So don&#39;t give me any shit.  It&#39;s Monday after all.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89994</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 154 reviews, last by Shlongy 121 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jul 2006 20:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Day-um! I cain&#39;t swing a dead possum without hitting some gol-derned hick!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89920</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 34 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jul 2006 09:00:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bullshit Bob and the case of the missing dentures</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89549</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by Razor 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:42:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Antichrist will come from England; Wow, what a shocker!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88672</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 38 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jun 2006 07:24:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More macabre shit you&#39;ve come to expect from me: Achieving sainthood is a fucked up process</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88556</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 35 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 02:32:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Completely unnecessary, content free &amp; not-so-nice; Size 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88399</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 84 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 01:13:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Clipping my wings by lancing my heel.  I need some cardio suggestions</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88166</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 53 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (aka Tullian Zombie) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2006 20:24:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pneumatic Tube Terrorism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87853</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 30 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 03:13:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I played chicken with an opossum &amp; a raccoon and I&#39;m not sure who won</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87277</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 60 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:36:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m insensitive because I threatened a Muppet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87115</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 50 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:34:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sick Bitch Diaries: Japanese Eel Porn w/ very NSFW vid.link (I did warn you)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 64 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Apr 2006 08:48:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sick Bitch Diaries: Japanese Eel Porn w/ very NSFW vid.link (I did warn you)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86178</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Apr 2006 08:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>As if there wasn&#39;t enough cereal to choose from!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85824</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 21 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 06:50:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Scarecrow&#39;s Challenge (part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84794</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 12 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Mar 2006 04:07:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Unromantic Valentine&#39;s sentiments, Camwhore, &amp; an Emu</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84010</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 50 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 121 days ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 23:02:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hi, I&#39;m Forensic Girl and I&#39;m the parent of a fat child.  *Hi, Forensic Girl!*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83672</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 65 reviews, last by Kaelic 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Feb 2006 03:00:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>IQ ShmyQ; Just clean your office already!  Even Albert is horrified!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82990</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 49 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:20:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your toilet is not just a toilet, it is a bit of your history!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82794</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 33 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:10:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m being chased out by villagers with pitchforks so I&#39;m coming to see you, name dropping, and a NSFW thingy for the dudes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82235</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 55 reviews, last by Stabkill 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:52:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A small victory in my war; the FDA, Ephedra, and what the hell, a Camwhore too!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82012</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 111 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jan 2006 04:17:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How a 70&#39;s doll  fucked up my cousin (thanks Stabkill and Joedaddy!) Pictorial included.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81567</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 58 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 07:27:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa&#39;s Psychological Assessment</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81482</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 30 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:18:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scotland, PA. (2001) film review.  Pics too because that&#39;s easier than reading</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81069</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 21 reviews, last by prozacaddict 3 years ago</description>
<author>Forensic (they made me this way) Girl</author>
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<title>Occupational Satanism (long with a slightly NSFW pic at the end)</title>
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<title>There&#39;s nothing wrong with you; You&#39;re just an asshole</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 31 reviews, last by SgtHartman 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Ceramic Old Woman Head Homicide (with bonus chickens)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 23 reviews, last by Saxon 4 years ago</description>
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<title>The night I used my friend&#39;s bare ass as an attention getting device.</title>
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<title>All I can say is; that must have been one hell of a blow job!</title>
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<title>2 posts in 1! The Penis of The Lord, and a random thought!</title>
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<author>Forensic</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 07:23:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Short-Lived Adventures of Butt Crack Man (kind of long)</title>
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<title>Forensic Girl camwhores her father (with content)!</title>
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<title>Stephen Hawking is a bitch-ass punk; he didn&#39;t do anything to find my hat!</title>
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<title>Freud had issues; the real reason Freud &amp; Jung split</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 67 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 369 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by RandytheHelpfulPineapple 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Join us!  Bipedal Power, Bipedal Power!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 51 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
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<title>*SPT* Reunification Revisited *SPT*</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 75 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
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<title>&quot;.....and clean up your language, you foul mouthed, God Damned Bitch!&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 68 reviews, last by Snakelby 2 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 06:07:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Paradigm of Chaotic Butterflies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 51 reviews, last by iddqd 3 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by DonovanMD 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.49 on 30 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
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<title>June 10th, Black Friday (aka, my birthday)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 28 reviews, last by COMountain 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2005 05:28:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun with Faux Seminal Emissions</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 56 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 501 days ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2005 05:15:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I can&#39;t get Medieval on your ass, I&#39;ll just have a Tequila</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 41 reviews, last by badassmofo 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 06:57:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wanna see somthing reallllly scary? cough*CamWhore*cough</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 160 reviews, last by HellRazer 121 days ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 23 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 May 2005 00:37:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grudge match: The psychology department vs. the Hare Krishnas</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 04:08:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>All I needed to know about being a lady I learned from my father</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 30 reviews, last by queen_of_the_djel 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 10 reviews, last by Snakelby 2 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 20:11:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The lead singer from Flock of Seagulls tried to get into my pants</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 20 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Apr 2005 23:36:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shopping at Whores-R-Us</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 26 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>A Forensic Girl</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 04:11:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 6 reviews, last by dwype 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 6 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Bonnie  &lt;forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>My condolences re: Shitney Queers (a.k.a. The Stoopid Slut)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 19 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>Bonnie  &lt;forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Feb 2005 06:16:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Victor</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 10 reviews, last by kochier 4 years ago</description>
<author>Bonnie  &lt;forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Feb 2005 08:23:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Soul&#39;s Harbor</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 15 reviews, last by kochier 4 years ago</description>
<author>Bonnie  &lt;forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Feb 2005 07:23:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 19 reviews, last by Wisher 2 years ago</description>
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