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[None] Birth Of Super Villiany (with more effort)   (Rating: -0.75 on 11 reviews, last by Bubba2341 623 days ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2008-07-04 01:05:23 EDT
[General] The Birth Of Super Villainy   (Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by apollo88 624 days ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2008-07-02 20:14:09 EDT
[None] Evil incarnate, A man named Heyzues, and a Korean Girl   (Rating: 1.39 on 19 reviews, last by sadie73 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2007-12-20 23:02:37 EST
[None] a story about a guy named Bob.   (Rating: 1.37 on 15 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2007-12-07 16:44:31 EST
[None] It's a story, about a guy named Bob.   (Rating: -1 on 6 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2007-12-07 16:35:32 EST
[None] Holry Crawl!   (Rating: -0.25 on 4 reviews, last by Deidra 4 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-08-02 15:12:40 EDT
[None] God Only Smiles At Me After He's Kicked Me In The Nuts   (Rating: 1.83 on 9 reviews, last by corn_nugget 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-03-24 16:55:26 EST
[None] Listen, Are You Listening? I Don't...No Shut Up I'm Trying To Tell You But...No I Said....Your Still Not Listening, Shut Up.   (Rating: -0.14 on 8 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-03-15 22:26:59 EST
[None] Listen, Are You Listening? I Don't...No Shut Up I'm Trying To Tell You But...No I Said....Your Still Not Listening, Shut Up.(NS...   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-03-15 22:23:08 EST
[Quotes & Stories] This is long, really fucking long. NSFW   (Rating: 1.5 on 34 reviews, last by heyzues 2 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-03-03 20:45:18 EST
[None] Look Soft Core Porn.....And A Story That Has Nothing To Do With The Picture   (Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by LadyPlural 5 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-01-14 00:45:58 EST
[None] Look Softcore Porn..........And a Story That Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Picture   (no reviews)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2005-01-14 00:40:06 EST
[None] Here Is A Picture Of A Semi- Attractive Woman Showing Her boobs   (Rating: 1.71 on 21 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2004-12-04 22:58:09 EST
[None] If It Wasn't For Me, You'd Look Like An Idiot.   (Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews, last by jgreening 5 years ago)
Submitted by Heyzeus (View user info) at 2004-11-29 19:11:25 EST
[None] U al can go fuk yoselfs   (Rating: -1.04 on 27 reviews, last by sicosemen 73 days ago)
Submitted by Jsms cutey <immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-22 22:07:31 EST
[None] Look Softcore Porn, And If You Want To Read The Story That's Cool Too.   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by Tastycat 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-11-21 19:39:46 EST
[Graphics] Story Time and Erotica (I don't care if you rate the story or the porn, just give me a review)   (Rating: 1 on 14 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-30 18:04:34 EDT
[None] Shut Doooooooown (Camwhore)   (Rating: 1.42 on 20 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-24 06:24:54 EDT
[Graphics] Story Time and Erotica (Part Eight)   (Rating: 1 on 3 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-20 18:10:02 EDT
[None] Random Thoughts and Shit (fuck me? FUCK YOU!)   (Rating: 0.86 on 8 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-20 07:03:28 EDT
[None] Denile (NSFW porn beastiality)   (Rating: 0.5 on 7 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-18 06:54:26 EDT
[Graphics] My Camwhore (Oh Oh Look At Me)   (Rating: 0.6 on 10 reviews, last by mrwolf 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-17 05:52:35 EDT
[None] Story Time and Erotica (Part Seven)   (Rating: 1.5 on 7 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-15 23:34:49 EDT
[None] You're Fucking Useless SPT   (Rating: 0.8 on 7 reviews, last by caberetgirl 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-14 05:26:42 EDT
[Graphics] If You Click This I Will Fucking Kill You.   (Rating: 0 on 6 reviews, last by zakalwe 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-13 07:21:03 EDT
[Graphics] If You Click This I Will Fucking Kill You.   (Rating: 1 on 2 reviews, last by PWNstar 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-13 07:13:52 EDT
[None] Premonition   (Rating: 1.5 on 4 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-12 07:10:25 EDT
[Science & Environmental] But I Don't Read Comic Books.   (Rating: 0.44 on 12 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-11 05:45:06 EDT
[None] rape   (Rating: -0.11 on 15 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-10 13:41:51 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Story Time and Naked Chick (Part Six)   (Rating: 1.17 on 9 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-08 19:56:58 EDT
[General] Happy Fuckin Birthday to Me   (Rating: 1.5 on 27 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-10-03 06:15:32 EDT
[None] Story Time and Boobs (Part Five)   (Rating: 1.75 on 6 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-09-27 14:40:01 EDT
[None] You Fuzzy Bastards   (Rating: 0.75 on 6 reviews, last by tlovess 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-09-26 07:04:10 EDT
[None] Story Time Part Four   (Rating: 2 on 5 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-09-14 21:02:45 EDT
[Humor] I Got The Shit Beat Out Of Me By Some Guy With Giant Sideburns   (Rating: 0.92 on 13 reviews, last by runninginplace 5 years ago)
Submitted by Rick (View user info) at 2004-09-13 19:39:56 EDT
[Romance] When it Rains it Pours   (Rating: 0.33 on 10 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-09-11 16:34:10 EDT
[Romance] Story Time Part Three "My Brain is Coming Out" (sorry no boobs this time)   (Rating: 2 on 7 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-09-08 19:51:12 EDT
[None] Story Time and Boobs (continuation)   (Rating: 2 on 8 reviews, last by mrwolf 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-09-02 22:08:50 EDT
[Graphics] Writting Practice and Boobs NSFW   (Rating: 1.22 on 24 reviews, last by Davros 5 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-08-30 23:39:54 EDT
[Science & Environmental] The Curse of the Squirrel   (Rating: 1.6 on 7 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by heyzues (View user info) at 2004-08-15 13:31:22 EDT

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Everything you ever wanted to know about heyzues

User id:6452
Registered on or around: 2004-03-01 14:51:47 EST
# Messages posted:61
# Reviews written:703
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