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<title>Birth Of Super Villiany (with more effort)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.75 on 11 reviews, last by Bubba2341 506 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jul 2008 05:05:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Birth Of Super Villainy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117480</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by apollo88 507 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jul 2008 00:14:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Evil incarnate, A man named Heyzues, and a Korean Girl</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 19 reviews, last by sadie73 701 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:02:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a story about a guy named Bob.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113636</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 15 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 21:44:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s a story, about a guy named Bob.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113635</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 716 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Dec 2007 21:35:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Holry Crawl!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72318</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 4 reviews, last by Deidra 4 years ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 19:12:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God Only Smiles At Me After He&#39;s Kicked Me In The Nuts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 9 reviews, last by corn_nugget 702 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 21:55:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Listen, Are You Listening? I Don&#39;t...No Shut Up I&#39;m Trying To Tell You But...No I Said....Your Still Not Listening, Shut Up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62013</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 8 reviews, last by heyzues 4 years ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:26:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Listen, Are You Listening? I Don&#39;t...No Shut Up I&#39;m Trying To Tell You But...No I Said....Your Still Not Listening, Shut Up.(NSFW Really Big.....I Think)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62011</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by heyzues 4 years ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:23:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is long, really fucking long. NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61163</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 34 reviews, last by heyzues 702 days ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:45:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look Soft Core Porn.....And A Story That Has Nothing To Do With The Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56710</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by LadyPlural 4 years ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:45:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look Softcore Porn..........And a Story That Has Absolutely Nothing To Do With The Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56708</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:40:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here Is A Picture Of A Semi- Attractive Woman Showing Her boobs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53450</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 21 reviews, last by kiketta 4 years ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2004 03:58:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If It Wasn&#39;t For Me, You&#39;d Look Like An Idiot.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52954</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 12 reviews, last by jgreening 4 years ago</description>
<author>Heyzeus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:11:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>U al can go fuk yoselfs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52405</link>
<description>Rating: -0.70 on 26 reviews, last by TheSpook 5 years ago</description>
<author>Jsms cutey &lt;immyisdabomb.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 03:07:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look Softcore Porn, And If You Want To Read The Story That&#39;s Cool Too.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52294</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Tastycat 4 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 00:39:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time and Erotica (I don&#39;t care if you rate the story or the porn, just give me a review)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50144</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 14 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 4 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 22:04:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shut Doooooooown (Camwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 20 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 10:24:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time and Erotica (Part Eight)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49132</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 22:10:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thoughts and Shit (fuck me? FUCK YOU!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49052</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 8 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 11:03:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Denile (NSFW porn beastiality)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48768</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 7 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 10:54:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Camwhore (Oh Oh Look At Me)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48690</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 10 reviews, last by mrwolf 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2004 09:52:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time and Erotica (Part Seven)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48601</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2004 03:34:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re Fucking Useless SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48374</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 7 reviews, last by caberetgirl 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 09:26:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If You Click This I Will Fucking Kill You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48244</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by zakalwe 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 11:21:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If You Click This I Will Fucking Kill You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48243</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by PWNstar 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 11:13:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Premonition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48109</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 11:10:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>But I Don&#39;t Read Comic Books.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47940</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 12 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 09:45:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>rape</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.11 on 15 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:41:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time and Naked Chick (Part Six)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47620</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 9 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 23:56:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Fuckin Birthday to Me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 27 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Oct 2004 10:15:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time and Boobs (Part Five)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46274</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 6 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 18:40:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Fuzzy Bastards</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46140</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 6 reviews, last by tlovess 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2004 11:04:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time Part Four</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45028</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 01:02:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Got The Shit Beat Out Of Me By Some Guy With Giant Sideburns</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44901</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 13 reviews, last by runninginplace 5 years ago</description>
<author>Rick</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 23:39:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When it Rains it Pours</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44716</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 10 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 20:34:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time Part Three &quot;My Brain is Coming Out&quot; (sorry no boobs this time)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44391</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 23:51:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Story Time and Boobs (continuation)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43842</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by mrwolf 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Sep 2004 02:08:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Writting Practice and Boobs NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43474</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 24 reviews, last by Davros 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 03:39:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Curse of the Squirrel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41760</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 17:31:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Paris Mother Fuckin Hilton</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40237</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 20 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Aug 2004 09:42:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Hate Being Serious</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37296</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 12 reviews, last by kiketta 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jul 2004 00:11:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Hairy Midget</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35070</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jun 2004 00:10:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Steal From Hookers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33840</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2004 21:04:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Evil incarnate, Stupid incarnate, and a man named Heyzues</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 5 reviews, last by domenad 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Apr 2004 04:27:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rip Van Tinkle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28670</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by DraconianKing 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2004 13:08:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Close encounters of the retarded kind</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28448</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2004 01:57:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>planes (NSFM)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 18 reviews, last by spedmonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2004 14:20:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The S-Files &quot;NSFW &quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28019</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 21:44:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The S-Files  &quot;Bulnuts is dying&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27866</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by rbdweasel 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 22:04:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>S-Files Part 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by rbdweasel 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 21:22:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>S-files</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27687</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by K.M 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2004 17:05:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In &quot;stupid&quot; no one can hear you scream.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27576</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by heyzues 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 19:50:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kick you in the nuts.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 02:50:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are you still sleeping with my mom?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 15 reviews, last by BleedTheSky 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Mar 2004 02:05:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What am I doing</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 6 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 702 days ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Mar 2004 13:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>large amounts of stupid (with words)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 9 reviews, last by MrWillard 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Mar 2004 00:03:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>large amounts of stupid</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 5 reviews, last by lucid 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Mar 2004 22:01:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>was I dreaming</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 4 reviews, last by hcp28 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Mar 2004 20:02:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>my first post (redone)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.71 on 15 reviews, last by ChinaDoll 5 years ago</description>
<author>heyzues</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Mar 2004 05:02:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>my first post about my first kiss</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.18 on 51 reviews, last by BonesForBucks 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;pat_soll.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Mar 2004 22:44:35 -0000</pubDate>
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