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[Science & Environmental] Grueberfest 09: Molester   (Rating: 1.92 on 18 reviews, last by LoooseSprocket 9 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-10-22 11:34:48 EDT
[Sports] Serious Writers Only Pls   (Rating: 0.3 on 60 reviews, last by pen_name 20 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-10-07 17:30:16 EDT
[Romance] Serious Writers Only Pls   (Rating: -0.4 on 15 reviews, last by Shlongy 30 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-10-07 17:27:20 EDT
[Politics] GRUEBERFEST 09: The Ghey Ghoul   (Rating: 0.6 on 60 reviews, last by RoadSong 30 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-10-05 11:13:46 EDT
[Romance] The Solution to this Polanski Thing   (Rating: 0.59 on 92 reviews, last by icarus1987 34 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-10-01 09:05:01 EDT
[None] Seeing the Silver Lining   (Rating: 0.93 on 25 reviews, last by Anansie 37 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-09-30 16:49:29 EDT
[None] Volunteer your Vocal Cords, Damnit   (Rating: 0.42 on 31 reviews, last by ilikesteak 40 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-09-18 15:10:06 EDT
[None] Somebody it is, Sir.   (Rating: 0.97 on 47 reviews, last by icarus1987 56 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-09-09 14:25:08 EDT
[None] serious writers forum AND THEN THEY HAD SEX   (Rating: -1.5 on 15 reviews, last by FannyGrady 74 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-08-05 21:27:33 EDT
[None] I Can't Believe you're this Stupid   (Rating: 1.09 on 127 reviews, last by icarus1987 95 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-07-30 16:10:30 EDT
[Business & Financial] I Refuse to Believe you're this Stupid.   (Rating: 1.2 on 5 reviews, last by scourge 99 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-07-30 16:08:38 EDT
[None] Writers I have Known who Deserve to be Shot in the Face   (Rating: 1.08 on 156 reviews, last by pen_name 100 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-07-23 11:24:37 EDT
[None] Fuck Tuesdays   (Rating: 1.4 on 46 reviews, last by forthewin 106 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-07-13 13:03:13 EDT
[None] On Why I Hate the Fourth   (Rating: 1.12 on 40 reviews, last by sicosemen 122 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-07-02 11:29:31 EDT
[Afghanistan] Avril Vagina and the Guy Who Talks Dirty   (Rating: 1.1 on 24 reviews, last by Berty 128 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-30 11:55:53 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Avril Vagina and the Lost Tribe of Lesbian Pyrotechnicians   (Rating: 1.33 on 51 reviews, last by Cakes 31 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-26 11:15:00 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Shitty Writing Ends Messily :(   (Rating: 0.88 on 36 reviews, last by corn_nugget 134 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-25 09:25:03 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Shitty Writing Ends Messily :(   (Rating: 2 on 2 reviews, last by scourge 135 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-25 09:18:56 EDT
[News] Shit Writing Ep Please Kill Me: Sweet Wookie Threesome Goodness   (Rating: 0.77 on 10 reviews, last by RoadSong 137 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-22 10:42:54 EDT
[None] Shit Writing Ep. Please Fucking Stop: The Publically Urniating Giant Grizzled Space Grasshopper of the Genital Crab Asteroid Be...   (Rating: 0.42 on 17 reviews, last by scourge 138 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-19 12:33:32 EDT
[News] Shit Writing Ep. It's Getting Fucking Old Now: Backstory is to Portable Alternate Universe Story Archs like Oxygen is to...   (Rating: 0.38 on 13 reviews, last by scourge 138 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-18 13:11:16 EDT
[Politics] Shit Writing Ep Wossname: The Quest of the Magical Penile Extension Antihero   (Rating: 1.07 on 16 reviews, last by scourge 137 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-17 12:00:29 EDT
[None] Shit Writing Ep. I Don't Give a Fuck: Because You Fuckers Wanted Less Dialogue   (Rating: 1.21 on 24 reviews, last by TuTs 143 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-16 11:04:04 EDT
[Iraq] Shit Writing Ep. I Don't Give a Fuck: Because You Fuckers Wanted Less Dialogue   (Rating: -2 on 1 review, last by Doodles 141 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-16 11:02:47 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] Shit Writing Ep Whatever: Now with Obligatory Prostitution   (Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by RoadSong 141 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-15 07:53:03 EDT
[Graphics] Shit Writing Ep. 3: Beating the Crap out of Old People   (Rating: 0.4 on 17 reviews, last by iddqd 147 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-12 14:26:43 EDT
[Libertarians] Shit Writing Ep. 2: Gloryholes and Leg-rape   (Rating: 1.66 on 17 reviews, last by HateMudkips 149 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-10 09:21:04 EDT
[Romance] Shit Writing Part The First   (Rating: 1.7 on 19 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 151 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-06-08 12:33:05 EDT
[None] Ruddy Americans   (Rating: 1 on 34 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 170 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-05-18 20:40:52 EDT
[Afghanistan] Uber Pirates&Privateers 8   (Rating: 1.12 on 17 reviews, last by YourNameHere 191 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-04-25 22:20:10 EDT
[None] A frank discussion on the meaning of life   (Rating: 0.28 on 37 reviews, last by messmind 155 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-02-10 22:45:29 EST
[None] Re: Serious Poofterness   (Rating: 0.6 on 14 reviews, last by spittle8 257 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-02-10 21:18:17 EST
[Sports] Sociopathy   (Rating: 1.39 on 102 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 137 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-02-06 20:49:42 EST
[None] Is this Normal?... Wait, Why am I Asking You Lot?   (Rating: 1.17 on 151 reviews, last by icarus1987 296 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-01-08 14:21:13 EST
[None] Creepy Kid Movies and the Critical Failure of the US Economy   (Rating: 1.4 on 35 reviews, last by dangerdude 233 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2009-01-05 12:29:45 EST
[None] Forensic Girl Volunteers OR Judy's Christmas Miracle   (Rating: 1.77 on 25 reviews, last by icarus1987 314 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-12-24 11:29:44 EST
[None] Uber, Thy Days Are Numbered...   (Rating: 0.84 on 62 reviews, last by dangerdude 233 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-11-26 17:34:17 EST
[Romance] A Phone Call from Bret Dianichs :(   (Rating: 0.49 on 74 reviews, last by dangerdude 233 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-11-24 18:50:01 EST
[Business & Financial] Grueberfest Part THE END: The (sp)Ooky Tale of Porno Pete   (Rating: 1.45 on 16 reviews, last by rubbermaid 376 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-10-26 12:51:29 EDT
[Business & Financial] A Win-Win Situation   (Rating: 0.68 on 30 reviews, last by dangerdude 233 days ago)
Submitted by icarus (View user info) at 2008-10-20 14:39:28 EDT

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User id:10554
Registered on or around: 2004-07-23 21:12:31 EDT
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It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet