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<title>Grueberfest 09: Molester</title>
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<title>Serious Writers Only Pls</title>
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<title>Serious Writers Only Pls</title>
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<title>GRUEBERFEST 09: The Ghey Ghoul</title>
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<title>The Solution to this Polanski Thing</title>
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<title>Seeing the Silver Lining</title>
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<title>Volunteer your Vocal Cords, Damnit</title>
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<title>Somebody it is, Sir.</title>
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<title>serious writers forum AND THEN THEY HAD SEX</title>
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<title>I Can&#39;t Believe you&#39;re this Stupid</title>
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<title>I Refuse to Believe you&#39;re this Stupid.</title>
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<title>Writers I have Known who Deserve to be Shot in the Face</title>
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<title>Fuck Tuesdays</title>
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<title>On Why I Hate the Fourth</title>
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<title>Avril Vagina and the Guy Who Talks Dirty</title>
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<title>Avril Vagina and the Lost Tribe of Lesbian Pyrotechnicians</title>
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<title>Shitty Writing Ends Messily :(</title>
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<title>Shitty Writing Ends Messily :(</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep Please Kill Me:  Sweet Wookie Threesome Goodness</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep Wossname: The Quest of the Magical Penile Extension Antihero</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep. I Don&#39;t Give a Fuck: Because You Fuckers Wanted Less Dialogue</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep. I Don&#39;t Give a Fuck: Because You Fuckers Wanted Less Dialogue</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep Whatever: Now with Obligatory Prostitution</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by RoadSong 154 days ago</description>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep. 3: Beating the Crap out of Old People</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Ep. 2: Gloryholes and Leg-rape</title>
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<title>Shit Writing Part The First</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 19 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 164 days ago</description>
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<title>Uber Pirates&amp;Privateers 8</title>
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<title>A frank discussion on the meaning of life</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.28 on 37 reviews, last by messmind 168 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Re: Serious Poofterness</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 14 reviews, last by spittle8 270 days ago</description>
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<title>Sociopathy</title>
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<title>Is this Normal?...   Wait, Why am I Asking You Lot?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 151 reviews, last by icarus1987 309 days ago</description>
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<title>Creepy Kid Movies and the Critical Failure of the US Economy</title>
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<title>Forensic Girl Volunteers OR Judy&#39;s Christmas Miracle</title>
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<title>Uber, Thy Days Are Numbered...</title>
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<title>A Phone Call from Bret Dianichs :(</title>
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<title>Grueberfest Part THE END:  The (sp)Ooky Tale of Porno Pete</title>
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<author>icarus</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 16:51:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Win-Win Situation</title>
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<title>A Gut-Wrenching Story of Woe and Despair</title>
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<title>Like the Calligula Orgy... only with Peanuts Characters.  Not Safe for Anyone.</title>
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<title>Grueberfest: A Delicate Balance or How James Woods Explained the First Halloween</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by icarus1987 400 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Great!  Now I have to Hang Around a Bunch of  Broads!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 93 reviews, last by dangerdude 246 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Grueberfest Round 1 - Gargoyle</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 21 reviews, last by JoeyG 417 days ago</description>
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<title>G-fest Flash Expo: &quot;Ballad For an Amputee&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 23 reviews, last by sandmantate 423 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>&quot;G&quot; for GTFO</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 27 reviews, last by dangerdude 246 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Become my New Sibling-in-Law.  Limited Time Offer.  All Susie_Derkins Must Go.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 38 reviews, last by sandmantate 432 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Stop.  No.  Seriously.  Stop.</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 8 Sep 2008 15:28:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Brilliant Adventures of Porno Pete</title>
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<title>Hey Kid, I&#39;m your Computer.</title>
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<title>Listen up, Narcs: I am Not an Angry Person.</title>
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<title>Dear Cocksmith:</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 31 reviews, last by shadow 459 days ago</description>
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<title>Rednecks are (Probably) People Too (Plus Bonus Scandal)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 77 reviews, last by haikumikoo 464 days ago</description>
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<title>Calling All Brits (With Bonus Plea to Method)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 52 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 471 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Go outside right now and take a picture (Minnesota Edition) </title>
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<title>The PC&#39;ing of the Internet</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 30 reviews, last by Unabonger 493 days ago</description>
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<title>Reinstate Fat Tony.  C&#39;mon.  DO it.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.05 on 30 reviews, last by FannyGrady 520 days ago</description>
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<title>&lt;insert standard icarus title here.&gt;</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.15 on 15 reviews, last by FATMANTPK 554 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 22:08:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Regarding Child Molestation</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 30 reviews, last by stone8946 555 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:02:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little Joe and the Penis that Secreted Ping Pong Balls</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 22 reviews, last by shandythedog 557 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 33 reviews, last by kaos-king 578 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Uberotica w/Susie Derkins: Full House, Queen High</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115970</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 24 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 583 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Bromance.  No.  Seriously.  It&#39;s now a word.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 74 reviews, last by 8track 308 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Funny Games -- A Pre-Review -- and Open Letter to Hollywood</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 18 reviews, last by orphelia 597 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:18:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t You People Even Remember What Day it is?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.18 on 13 reviews, last by rob_berg 641 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Ubertines: Care Bears always Care for Getting Drunk &amp; Cutting Loose</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114961</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 21 reviews, last by icarus1987 645 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 34 reviews, last by Glenn. 581 days ago</description>
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<title>DJ Queerbait</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 33 reviews, last by Yozz 652 days ago</description>
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<title>Reincarnation</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.53 on 17 reviews, last by TheUniter 669 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Good News Everybody!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 23 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 675 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:40:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m in Deep Shit Now. :-(</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 38 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 720 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 33 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.79 on 16 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
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<title>30 Days of FLOWER ARRANGEMENT WITH 25% MORE EARL SCRUGGS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112687</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by sicosemen 718 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 20 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 2 years ago</description>
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<title>30 Days of Flower Arrangement NOW IN GRAPHIC NOVEL FORMAT</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.22 on 12 reviews, last by scourge 2 years ago</description>
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<title>The Mack Daddy of Fictional Characters </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 57 reviews, last by apollo88 372 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Screw Kids; I Get What I Want Because I Earned It.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 21 reviews, last by loki 2 years ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Bring her Down in a Blaze of Glory</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 25 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Transworld: BFG Vampire&#39;s Roadtrip (NSFW Imagery)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.53 on 14 reviews, last by haikumikoo 2 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110186</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 37 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110115</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 37 reviews, last by Susie_Derkins 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Regarding Redneck Neighbors</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 60 reviews, last by mnbvc2007 590 days ago</description>
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<title>Rap=Disco, and Will be Popular in France 30 Years From Now</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 14 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Queer Dude in the Water</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Ubercon Toronto/Twin Cities</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 28 reviews, last by icarus1987 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Jiggles</title>
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<title>RIP Susie Derkins, you Filthy Irish Mudblood</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 33 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Mr. Wilson Gets His Freak On</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 23 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Mr. Wilson&#39;s Wild Ride</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:09:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Horrible, Terrible Thing (Probably NSFW :()</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 25 reviews, last by angrydrunk86 371 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>Attn: Uber Wominz, Here&#39;s your Chance to be an Exhibitionist!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.24 on 23 reviews, last by forthewin 2 years ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.54 on 15 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>My Horribly Racist Morning</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 62 reviews, last by cheerios 200 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 19 reviews, last by ilikesteak 3 years ago</description>
<author>Melted Wings</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 30 reviews, last by sicosemen 723 days ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<title>I Spit on Your Hamper</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 37 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 13 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
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<title>First Blood</title>
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<title>The Day the Teephphah Died: ETS Vs. the Sheeple of Ubersite</title>
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<title>The Day the Teephphah Died: ETS Vs. the Sheeple of Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91838</link>
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<title>The Day the Teephphah Died: I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Day the Teephphah Died</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 17 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus [was ten in] 1987</author>
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<title>Graphic Proof Teephphah is a Bigot!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 17 reviews, last by Emridhs 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Fuck Chen and Fuck Mondays, or Why My Morning So Far is Fucked</title>
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<title>Fuck Chen and Fuck Mondays, or Why My Morning So Far is Fucked</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by fclo002 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Worst Double Date in Biped History</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 22 reviews, last by DrSeussman 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Incest to the Nth</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 26 reviews, last by DrSeussman 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Big Fat Gay Vampire and the First Independence Day...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 14 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Irritated/Flatulent/Moderately Horny</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89835</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 20 reviews, last by Coyote 3 years ago</description>
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<title>A Man&#39;s Job...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89587</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
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<title>French People Suck Royal Ass</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 55 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 3 years ago</description>
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<title>My VERY First Stalker *WEEPS*</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 43 reviews, last by ilikesteak 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Show Some Respect</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 33 reviews, last by FannyGrady 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>PBS: a Sick Network Run by Pedophilic Bukake Perverts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88299</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 38 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
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<title>PWNED By a Squirrel (longer than you&#39;d think)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88149</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 42 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>On Getting a Boobjob</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 34 reviews, last by mnbvc2007 590 days ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>ETS Memorial Challenge</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 41 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 May 2006 16:06:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Emo: Why Kill your Classmates When you Can Kill Yourself?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 47 reviews, last by centaur 540 days ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Tabletop Gaming: Now With More Masturbatory Cover Art!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85326</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 17 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>The Anklebiting Moron&#39;s Guide to Getting Laid on the Internet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85160</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 35 reviews, last by rob_berg 724 days ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>My Review of &quot;The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe&quot; or &quot;I Blew 12 Ringets on this??&quot; (Warning: Spoilers Ho!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84820</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 24 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Sibling for Sale...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 52 reviews, last by FannyGrady 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>I Screwed My Neighbor, and Now I&#39;m a Hero?..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82472</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 44 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 20:13:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How I Ruined My Neighbor&#39;s Christmas, New Years, and Birthdays for Years to Come...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81738</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 62 reviews, last by stone8946 78 days ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>A Christmas Card from Fred Phelps Sr. (Not entirely SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80747</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 14 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>A Christmas Miracle (NSFW Stick Figure Action)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80454</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 18 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>War of the Worlds: A Review, or Why Steven Spielberg Should Sodomize Himself With His Own Ego</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80170</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 64 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>My Neighborhood Has Reached a New Low...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78437</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 20 reviews, last by digdug 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>This Is Very, Very Gay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78022</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 8 reviews, last by Average_Dan 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>The Olson Twins, Old Navy, and Satanism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77994</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 9 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>AOL&#39;ing With a Vampire and Killing Hawkman</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77947</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 11 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>And Then They Had Sex.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.14 on 12 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Confessions of a Transexual Frankenstein Monster</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 14 reviews, last by fatgirl 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 14 reviews, last by Thanatos 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 15:16:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BFG Vampire The End Part 2: The Return of Waxy Wendel&#39;s Revenge</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 4 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>The Severed: GrUeberfest 2005</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 17 reviews, last by AshK 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<author>icarus1987</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77185</link>
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<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Attention Carnivores...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 35 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 21:37:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Not your Unemployment Office.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 23 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 22:18:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing Obscene or Contraversial Here, I&#39;m Afraid...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 21 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 25 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74839</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Be Somebody or be Somebody&#39;s Fool*</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 18 reviews, last by loki 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>The Midlife Adventures of Cuntman and Why I Think We Need a Truce</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 28 reviews, last by skrapmetal 644 days ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Free Advertising for Fat Tony, and Remember, Attitude is King!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 18 reviews, last by loki 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>These Letters Prove it.  I&#39;m Going to Hell.</title>
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<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>A Care Bear Intervention Featuring Woody Allen</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 13 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 26 reviews, last by indoninja 723 days ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:36:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Slutty Christian Singles?..</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 25 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>The End (?)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by Jeanneee 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>A Little Redneck Revenge, or How Technology Triumphed over Neighborliness</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 38 reviews, last by DrSeussman 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 21:25:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sadism &amp; my Teenage Neighbor&#39;s Balls</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 26 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Why is Our Governor Such a Wanker?...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 25 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 19:34:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Hell&#39;s Bunnies or Daddy Daycase Desperadoes</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>My Neighbors: the Cousin Fuckers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72328</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 30 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Rules for a Tolerable Wedding</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 15 reviews, last by Stin 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>The Shit I Pulled Two Years Before Columbine...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Bored.  Work.  Nature.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 6 reviews, last by Deidra 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Why Men Hate Musicals...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 24 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 21:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fast Eddy: Three Shitty Sandwiches for SPT</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 2 reviews, last by Chinaski 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 17:21:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nature Post Monday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.47 on 23 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Wedding Experiences from Hell</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 26 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 20:29:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Pickle-jar Fetus</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 17 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jul 2005 18:29:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Be Patriotic: Get Drunk and Blow Something Up</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 61 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Jul 2005 15:26:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Little Pre-Holiday Americana</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 27 reviews, last by Revolutionman 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:35:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fat Tony&#39;s Zany Prison Adventures (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 48 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>I have Dissected Fat Tony, and Blubber and Lies were all I Found...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.27 on 20 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2005 19:15:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Warning: Full-Scale Rant Ahead...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66654</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 41 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 18:14:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Damned Political Evangelicals...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 12 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2005 21:01:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Once again, irresponsible parents suck ass.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.24 on 22 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 21:25:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On the purchase of my first home...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 27 reviews, last by funk_boy 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Everyone&#39;s a Racist Except me.  I&#39;m a Korean Lesbian.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 24 reviews, last by Hash_brownie_supreme 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2005 17:51:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When Fat Folk Dress</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 26 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 15:27:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No, I will not suck your shit-encrusted nipple.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 20 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
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<title>Apparently, we can&#39;t handle all of these sexual offenders...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64694</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 27 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:48:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mutts in Purebred Roles... Purebreds in Mutt Roles...  or Satire in the Doghouse.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63651</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 12 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
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<title>The News, the State of America, and Other Things I Have No Fucking Control Over...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63559</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 36 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2005 16:13:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Cult of Parenthood and Why it Fucking Sucks</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 30 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2005 17:05:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Not to be Racist, but Get Over Yourself.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62466</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 118 reviews, last by sandmantate 132 days ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 20:49:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Seventh Heaven: Ruthy&#39;s First Roofie (possibly NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.04 on 15 reviews, last by MrWillard 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:49:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:09:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rupert Bear in the Hundred Acre Woods</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61406</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Mar 2005 19:21:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Save your quarters; Save the world; Screw the children</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 12 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 22:38:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women. The weaker sex. How to control them and stuff.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58633</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 34 reviews, last by mrwolf 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
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<title>The Celebrities Must Pay... Especially Randy Moss.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.08 on 18 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2005 23:48:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>War of the In-Laws Chap. 1: Jeanne the Bitch</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 7 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 18:27:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little Joe and his Testicles</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.83 on 6 reviews, last by Quasiplasmohedron 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus_1987</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2004 04:32:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>police dog bites nude man in the groin</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Dec 2004 19:00:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Separation of Church and State -- Why Indeed???!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 15 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Dec 2004 21:03:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And then the Big, Fat, Dead English Student Fucked his Greedy Old Professor</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Dec 2004 17:08:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Social Darwinism and other Ill-Reputed Truths</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 17 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:35:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Adventures of the Lavender Killer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by zakalwe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 17:31:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On the Folks Who Went Extinct</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 19:13:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On Debating With Political Whack-job Friends</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 16 reviews, last by icarus1987 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:15:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Fax Machine from Beyond</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by LadyPlural 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 18:39:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fat-ass Shut-in VS. Horny, Disgruntled Muppet (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 5 reviews, last by icarus1987 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 16:16:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Weddings are Like Computers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 13 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 18:52:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why bad things happen to stupid kids</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by xenon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2004 19:20:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let&#39;s Sell the Government to Network TV: My Modest Proposal</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 14 reviews, last by shandythedog 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2004 18:44:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Birthday Loren</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 12 reviews, last by Monarch 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
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<title>a new take on Patriot Day</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 16 reviews, last by icarus1987 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 04:23:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Patriot Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44692</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 27 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 14:28:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Breeding Morons</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 10 reviews, last by userpete86 4 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 05:54:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>loren made me think..</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 39 reviews, last by icarus1987 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 18:57:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hit&amp;Run Jesus-style</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43549</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 16 reviews, last by icarus1987 5 years ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 18:55:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women:  Move your Own Damn Table!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 133 reviews, last by svgwrestler 449 days ago</description>
<author>Icarus1987</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 19:26:40 -0000</pubDate>
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