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[General] COGS, ST and OCD: The Triumvirate of Workplace Weirdos   (Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by joedaddy 595 days ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 (View user info) at 2006-10-18 13:58:38 EDT
[General] Karpov's Mountain - (short fiction)   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 (View user info) at 2006-10-10 14:43:11 EDT
[General] From Sandbox to Sandbox: My 9/11   (Rating: 1.63 on 23 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 (View user info) at 2006-09-10 09:27:09 EDT
[General] The Insurgent (SFPF: Short Fiction Post Friday)   (Rating: 2 on 19 reviews, last by jack11058 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 Hates Johnny (View user info) at 2006-04-14 12:29:51 EDT
[General] The Insurget (SFPF: Short Fiction Post Friday)   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by jack11058 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 Hates Johnny (View user info) at 2006-04-14 12:28:58 EDT
[General] Support a Starving Writer: Buy My Crap (plus Smelly Sandbox book Update!)   (Rating: 1.12 on 19 reviews, last by hour_man 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 Hates Johnny (View user info) at 2006-03-16 10:32:41 EST
[General] The Standing Cave   (Rating: 2 on 24 reviews, last by madddonkey255 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 Hates Johnny (View user info) at 2006-02-03 12:54:34 EST
[General] Dear Washington, D.C. Parking Enforcement Officer Miss Friendly   (Rating: 1.97 on 58 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 Hates Johnny (View user info) at 2006-01-13 10:45:44 EST
[General] Tactical Jack's Survival Handbook (3): Trying not to get run over   (Rating: 1.85 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack 11058 Hates Johnny (View user info) at 2005-12-21 11:29:50 EST
[General] Choose Jack's Adventure!   (Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by jack11058 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-12-14 13:48:29 EST
[General] The Sword and the Cup: Hawkins   (Rating: 2 on 9 reviews, last by omnifica 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-12-07 12:25:37 EST
[General] Tactical Jack's Survival Handbook (2): Offensive Vehicle Operations (OVO)   (Rating: 2 on 15 reviews, last by indoninja 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-12-06 12:05:09 EST
[General] Jack's Tactical Handbook (1): Rapid Vehicle Turns (RPT)   (Rating: 1.95 on 27 reviews, last by RePet 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-12-05 10:00:58 EST
[Graphics] Ode to My Cars   (Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by dooawop 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-11-23 12:26:57 EST
[General] My Presidential Election Victory Speech (Check within to see if you have garnered one of my coveted cabinet posts!)   (Rating: 1.8 on 35 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-28 08:27:41 EDT
[General] Adventures in Loss Prevention: D.C.'s Finest   (Rating: 1.8 on 20 reviews, last by nrduncan 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-25 13:13:42 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Adventures in Loss Prevention: Celebrity Encounters - The Garbage Incident   (Rating: 2 on 15 reviews, last by nrduncan 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-20 11:30:42 EDT
[General] Adventures in Loss Prevention: Celebrity Encounters   (Rating: 2 on 20 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-14 13:12:26 EDT
[None] Ubergloat 2005: Order Your Piece of History Today   (Rating: 1.77 on 20 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-04 09:31:13 EDT
[General] Ubergloat 2005 has Arrived: Order your piece of History today! (I am a self-promoting Hack.)   (Rating: 2 on 2 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-04 09:29:02 EDT
[Graphics] It's Time for a Hair Revolution   (Rating: 1.74 on 35 reviews, last by Dreg 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-10-03 14:26:34 EDT
[General] Real Badasses (1) Bobby Martin   (Rating: 1.92 on 32 reviews, last by Whiplash 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-09-29 10:00:58 EDT
[General] Adventures in Basic Training 5: The Voice in the Night   (Rating: 1.93 on 60 reviews, last by Linus 120 days ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-09-16 12:13:15 EDT
[General] Jack's Wedding Weekend Extravaganza   (Rating: 1.96 on 30 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-09-14 12:07:45 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] A Different Point of View   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-09-03 10:25:34 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] A Slight Miscalculation   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by MandaPanda 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-29 18:46:50 EDT
[General] Adventures in Basic Training 4 : Ragnarok!   (Rating: 1.92 on 29 reviews, last by iambetteratit 120 days ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-25 12:20:18 EDT
[General] Adventures in Basic Training 3: We're Going to War!   (Rating: 1.96 on 33 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-22 14:43:28 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Truth be Told   (Rating: 2 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-21 09:51:19 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Obligatory and Ubiquitous: Jack11058's Uberversary Post   (Rating: 2 on 28 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-19 08:29:57 EDT
[General] Adventures in Basic Training 2: Good Morning, Knuckleheads!   (Rating: 1.96 on 33 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-15 13:30:41 EDT
[None] Adventures in Basic Training Part 1: The Welcome Wagon   (Rating: 1.82 on 29 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-11 14:03:36 EDT
[General] Thank You, My Brothas   (Rating: 1.31 on 19 reviews, last by Chinaski 3 years ago)
Submitted by Angry Angry Angry (View user info) at 2005-08-09 18:08:14 EDT
[Sound & Music] Music Files: Coming Home from War (Won't Wait Around)   (Rating: 1.39 on 13 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-07 22:28:06 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Maybe It's Me   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by ruthless 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-07 13:08:30 EDT
[Sports] I Might be a Little Ghey for Jason Varitek (Warning: Baseball Post)   (Rating: 1.4 on 57 reviews, last by pen_name 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-05 10:29:44 EDT
[General] Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox : The Closest I've Ever Come to Death (New Installment!)   (Rating: 1.98 on 33 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-08-03 14:36:28 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] A Long Night of Nothing   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-07-30 20:16:58 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] Before the Heat Burned it Away   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-07-23 22:50:05 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] DO NOT REPLY   (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack11058 (View user info) at 2005-07-16 23:47:14 EDT

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Registered on or around: 2004-08-19 22:01:18 EDT
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Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage