Ubersite - jack11058 http://www.ubersite.com/u/jack11058 Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber 60 Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/images/uber_small.gif http://www.ubersite.com/ 100 59 Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber COGS, ST and OCD: The Triumvirate of Workplace Weirdos http://www.ubersite.com/m/94569 Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago Jack 11058 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:58:38 -0000 Karpov's Mountain - (short fiction) http://www.ubersite.com/m/94259 Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago Jack 11058 Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:43:11 -0000 From Sandbox to Sandbox: My 9/11 http://www.ubersite.com/m/92866 Rating: 1.63 on 23 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago Jack 11058 Sun, 10 Sep 2006 13:27:09 -0000 The Insurgent (SFPF: Short Fiction Post Friday) http://www.ubersite.com/m/86657 Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago Jack 11058 Hates Johnny Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:29:51 -0000 The Insurget (SFPF: Short Fiction Post Friday) http://www.ubersite.com/m/86656 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago Jack 11058 Hates Johnny Fri, 14 Apr 2006 16:28:58 -0000 Support a Starving Writer: Buy My Crap (plus Smelly Sandbox book Update!) http://www.ubersite.com/m/85412 Rating: 1.12 on 19 reviews, last by hour_man 3 years ago Jack 11058 Hates Johnny Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:32:41 -0000 The Standing Cave http://www.ubersite.com/m/83414 Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by madddonkey255 3 years ago Jack 11058 Hates Johnny Fri, 3 Feb 2006 17:54:34 -0000 Dear Washington, D.C. Parking Enforcement Officer Miss Friendly http://www.ubersite.com/m/82307 Rating: 1.96 on 59 reviews, last by shadow 297 days ago Jack 11058 Hates Johnny Fri, 13 Jan 2006 15:45:44 -0000 Tactical Jack's Survival Handbook (3): Trying not to get run over http://www.ubersite.com/m/81298 Rating: 1.85 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago Jack 11058 Hates Johnny Wed, 21 Dec 2005 16:29:50 -0000 Choose Jack's Adventure! http://www.ubersite.com/m/80984 Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by jack11058 3 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 14 Dec 2005 18:48:29 -0000 The Sword and the Cup: Hawkins http://www.ubersite.com/m/80592 Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by omnifica 3 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 7 Dec 2005 17:25:37 -0000 Tactical Jack's Survival Handbook (2): Offensive Vehicle Operations (OVO) http://www.ubersite.com/m/80535 Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 6 Dec 2005 17:05:09 -0000 Jack's Tactical Handbook (1): Rapid Vehicle Turns (RPT) http://www.ubersite.com/m/80434 Rating: 1.95 on 27 reviews, last by RePet 3 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 5 Dec 2005 15:00:58 -0000 Ode to My Cars http://www.ubersite.com/m/79730 Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by dooawop 3 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 23 Nov 2005 17:26:57 -0000 My Presidential Election Victory Speech (Check within to see if you have garnered one of my coveted cabinet posts!) http://www.ubersite.com/m/77927 Rating: 1.80 on 35 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:27:41 -0000 Adventures in Loss Prevention: D.C.'s Finest http://www.ubersite.com/m/77722 Rating: 1.80 on 20 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:13:42 -0000 Adventures in Loss Prevention: Celebrity Encounters - The Garbage Incident http://www.ubersite.com/m/77393 Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:30:42 -0000 Adventures in Loss Prevention: Celebrity Encounters http://www.ubersite.com/m/77056 Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 14 Oct 2005 17:12:26 -0000 Ubergloat 2005: Order Your Piece of History Today http://www.ubersite.com/m/76402 Rating: 1.77 on 20 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 4 Oct 2005 13:31:13 -0000 Ubergloat 2005 has Arrived: Order your piece of History today! (I am a self-promoting Hack.) http://www.ubersite.com/m/76401 Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 4 Oct 2005 13:29:02 -0000 It's Time for a Hair Revolution http://www.ubersite.com/m/76338 Rating: 1.74 on 35 reviews, last by Dreg 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 3 Oct 2005 18:26:34 -0000 Real Badasses (1) Bobby Martin http://www.ubersite.com/m/76111 Rating: 1.92 on 32 reviews, last by Whiplash 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 29 Sep 2005 14:00:58 -0000 Adventures in Basic Training 5: The Voice in the Night http://www.ubersite.com/m/75305 Rating: 1.93 on 60 reviews, last by Linus 477 days ago Jack11058 Fri, 16 Sep 2005 16:13:15 -0000 Jack's Wedding Weekend Extravaganza http://www.ubersite.com/m/75141 Rating: 1.96 on 30 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 4 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 14 Sep 2005 16:07:45 -0000 A Different Point of View http://www.ubersite.com/m/74504 Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 3 Sep 2005 14:25:34 -0000 A Slight Miscalculation http://www.ubersite.com/m/74123 Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by MandaPanda 3 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 29 Aug 2005 22:46:50 -0000 Adventures in Basic Training 4 : Ragnarok! http://www.ubersite.com/m/73903 Rating: 1.92 on 29 reviews, last by iambetteratit 477 days ago Jack11058 Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:20:18 -0000 Adventures in Basic Training 3: We're Going to War! http://www.ubersite.com/m/73686 Rating: 1.96 on 33 reviews, last by awesome_face 3 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:43:28 -0000 Truth be Told http://www.ubersite.com/m/73613 Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 21 Aug 2005 13:51:19 -0000 Obligatory and Ubiquitous: Jack11058's Uberversary Post http://www.ubersite.com/m/73508 Rating: 2.00 on 28 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:29:57 -0000 Adventures in Basic Training 2: Good Morning, Knuckleheads! http://www.ubersite.com/m/73214 Rating: 1.96 on 33 reviews, last by awesome_face 3 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 15 Aug 2005 17:30:41 -0000 Adventures in Basic Training Part 1: The Welcome Wagon http://www.ubersite.com/m/72998 Rating: 1.82 on 29 reviews, last by awesome_face 3 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 11 Aug 2005 18:03:36 -0000 Thank You, My Brothas http://www.ubersite.com/m/72847 Rating: 1.31 on 19 reviews, last by Chinaski 4 years ago Angry Angry Angry Tue, 9 Aug 2005 22:08:14 -0000 Music Files: Coming Home from War (Won't Wait Around) http://www.ubersite.com/m/72678 Rating: 1.39 on 13 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 8 Aug 2005 02:28:06 -0000 Maybe It's Me http://www.ubersite.com/m/72661 Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by ruthless 3 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 7 Aug 2005 17:08:30 -0000 I Might be a Little Ghey for Jason Varitek (Warning: Baseball Post) http://www.ubersite.com/m/72550 Rating: 1.40 on 57 reviews, last by pen_name 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 5 Aug 2005 14:29:44 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox : The Closest I've Ever Come to Death (New Installment!) http://www.ubersite.com/m/72400 Rating: 1.98 on 33 reviews, last by awesome_face 3 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 3 Aug 2005 18:36:28 -0000 A Long Night of Nothing http://www.ubersite.com/m/72085 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 31 Jul 2005 00:16:58 -0000 Before the Heat Burned it Away http://www.ubersite.com/m/71526 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 24 Jul 2005 02:50:05 -0000 DO NOT REPLY http://www.ubersite.com/m/70877 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 17 Jul 2005 03:47:14 -0000 Adventures in Loss Prevention : The Scar That Marks Me http://www.ubersite.com/m/68980 Rating: 1.98 on 47 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 21 Jun 2005 14:55:52 -0000 The Plant Janitor (Three of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/68818 Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 18 Jun 2005 14:03:31 -0000 The Plant Janitor (Two of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/68752 Rating: 1.92 on 18 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 17 Jun 2005 12:14:41 -0000 The Plant Janitor http://www.ubersite.com/m/68664 Rating: 1.93 on 19 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:57:04 -0000 Adventures in Loss Prevention : "Bobby, Nooooooo!" http://www.ubersite.com/m/68161 Rating: 1.94 on 57 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 2 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 9 Jun 2005 18:02:33 -0000 Jack's Most Embarrassing Moments, Chapter 2 of 10,000 : Nose hairs? We don't need no stinking nosehairs! http://www.ubersite.com/m/67406 Rating: 1.90 on 23 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 31 May 2005 11:38:04 -0000 Medal of Honor : First Lieutenant John J. Tominac http://www.ubersite.com/m/67273 Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by matnotharry 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 27 May 2005 15:58:44 -0000 Judges: Ehud the Left-Handed (Part 2 of 2) http://www.ubersite.com/m/67144 Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by doctorj24 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 26 May 2005 12:24:38 -0000 Judges: Ehud the Left-Handed (Part 2 of 2) http://www.ubersite.com/m/67143 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by omnifica 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 26 May 2005 12:24:37 -0000 Judges: Ehud the Left-Handed (Part 1 of 2) http://www.ubersite.com/m/67064 Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by doctorj24 4 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 25 May 2005 14:08:02 -0000 Won't Wait Aroung (Song) : High-bandwidth. http://www.ubersite.com/m/66328 Rating: 0.42 on 11 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 15 May 2005 14:42:59 -0000 Won't Wait Aroung (Song) : High-bandwidth. http://www.ubersite.com/m/66327 Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by jack11058 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 15 May 2005 14:36:04 -0000 Thanks, Uber. No really, I mean it! http://www.ubersite.com/m/66261 Rating: 1.98 on 32 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 13 May 2005 21:41:55 -0000 Medal of Honor : Private First Class Melvin L. Brown (1) http://www.ubersite.com/m/65483 Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by bennetta7 384 days ago Jack11058 Mon, 2 May 2005 16:09:43 -0000 Jack's Most Embarassing Moments, Volume 1 of 10,000 : The Shoes and the Stairwell http://www.ubersite.com/m/65262 Rating: 1.83 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 28 Apr 2005 17:42:38 -0000 The Nightshift Cook http://www.ubersite.com/m/65161 Rating: 2.00 on 28 reviews, last by DonovanMD 330 days ago Jack11058 Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:07:57 -0000 Hot Little Ride (Song) http://www.ubersite.com/m/64873 Rating: 1.88 on 8 reviews, last by morontian 4 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 23 Apr 2005 04:18:44 -0000 Excalibur, Bitches http://www.ubersite.com/m/64805 Rating: 1.70 on 11 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 22 Apr 2005 05:01:02 -0000 The Forty (A New Song) http://www.ubersite.com/m/64649 Rating: 1.87 on 7 reviews, last by Soley_Trinity 4 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 20 Apr 2005 14:05:31 -0000 A Breakup Letter to my Uncle http://www.ubersite.com/m/64487 Rating: 1.95 on 46 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 18 Apr 2005 14:42:03 -0000 A New Song (Still Too Much Time on my Hands) http://www.ubersite.com/m/63885 Rating: 1.73 on 13 reviews, last by Method 4 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 9 Apr 2005 05:35:01 -0000 The Tax Collector http://www.ubersite.com/m/62175 Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 18 Mar 2005 01:08:08 -0000 Music Files: Jack11058's Last Song (For Awhile) http://www.ubersite.com/m/61684 Rating: 1.80 on 12 reviews, last by morontian 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:46:03 -0000 Jack11058 Vs. Pure Prairie League (Those Sucka Bitches) http://www.ubersite.com/m/61410 Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by omnifica 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 7 Mar 2005 20:07:40 -0000 Song Three: A Computer, a Guitar, and a Guy With Far too Much Time on His Hands (Sucking Up Your Bandwidth) http://www.ubersite.com/m/61276 Rating: 1.57 on 18 reviews, last by scourge 4 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 5 Mar 2005 17:31:33 -0000 Part Two: A Computer, a Guitar, and a Man With Far too Much Time on His Hands http://www.ubersite.com/m/61221 Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by morontian 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 4 Mar 2005 20:01:06 -0000 A Computer, a Guitar, and a Man With Far too Much Time on His Hands http://www.ubersite.com/m/60449 Rating: 1.81 on 27 reviews, last by morontian 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 24 Feb 2005 01:29:59 -0000 "Why Does it Burn When I Pee?" http://www.ubersite.com/m/58903 Rating: 1.90 on 82 reviews, last by ilikesteak 3 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 7 Feb 2005 17:10:41 -0000 The Equilibrium Zone (Part Three of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/55849 Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 4 Jan 2005 20:57:34 -0000 The Equilibrium Zone (Part Two of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/55780 Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 3 Jan 2005 19:48:17 -0000 The Equilibrium Zone (Part One of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/55661 Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 1 Jan 2005 16:25:09 -0000 Drawing in the Dark (Three of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/54335 Rating: 2.00 on 24 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 14 Dec 2004 23:27:56 -0000 Drawing in the Dark (Two of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/54207 Rating: 1.89 on 21 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 13 Dec 2004 18:46:38 -0000 Drawing in the Dark (One of Three) http://www.ubersite.com/m/54107 Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 12 Dec 2004 04:37:20 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox: The Most Dangerous Game of Spades Ever Played http://www.ubersite.com/m/54005 Rating: 1.83 on 27 reviews, last by Kracka 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 10 Dec 2004 19:16:06 -0000 Once More in the Company of Heroes http://www.ubersite.com/m/53749 Rating: 1.94 on 39 reviews, last by silverstone148 3 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 8 Dec 2004 18:43:18 -0000 Now Where's That Chihuahua Stir-Fry Recipe? (Or how a 200-pound man was brought low by a 2-pound rat-dog). http://www.ubersite.com/m/52721 Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 26 Nov 2004 16:28:07 -0000 The next three (possible) US wars broken down for you by Jack11058. http://www.ubersite.com/m/50472 Rating: 1.77 on 46 reviews, last by Oxymoron 3 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 3 Nov 2004 10:17:45 -0000 The Cruelest Prank Ever Played (Or Adventures in a Fat Trumpeteer's Ass) http://www.ubersite.com/m/50159 Rating: 1.90 on 50 reviews, last by lechuza 2 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 31 Oct 2004 01:29:28 -0000 Kiss Me, Kill Me http://www.ubersite.com/m/50089 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by doctorj24 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 29 Oct 2004 22:54:58 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox: In the Company of Heros (Plus Camwhore) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49417 Rating: 1.97 on 60 reviews, last by netimportant 2 years ago Jack11058 Sat, 23 Oct 2004 10:57:53 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox: How I almost got my shit ruined by another Afghan on a bike. (Plus Camwhore) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49192 Rating: 1.94 on 41 reviews, last by indoninja 4 years ago Jack11058 Thu, 21 Oct 2004 11:00:56 -0000 The World of Larry Wilson (slight Uberpoll) http://www.ubersite.com/m/48901 Rating: 0.71 on 9 reviews, last by Shlongy 5 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 19 Oct 2004 09:55:04 -0000 Bump http://www.ubersite.com/m/48761 Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by w1ndsurfer 3 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 18 Oct 2004 07:36:44 -0000 The Worst Day Of My Life http://www.ubersite.com/m/46942 Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by omnifica 4 years ago Jack11058 Mon, 4 Oct 2004 01:43:20 -0000 The Best of the Group 1 Forfeits http://www.ubersite.com/m/46451 Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 4 years ago Jack11058 Wed, 29 Sep 2004 03:24:11 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox: Battle of the Mongoloids (plus camwhore). http://www.ubersite.com/m/45955 Rating: 1.82 on 18 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago Jack11058 Fri, 24 Sep 2004 01:58:45 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox: Kids in Afghanistan are Assholes too (plus camwhore). http://www.ubersite.com/m/45650 Rating: 2.00 on 21 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:44:25 -0000 Lead Them To Water http://www.ubersite.com/m/45437 Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by Thored 4 years ago Jack11058 Sun, 19 Sep 2004 00:24:17 -0000 Picture of Sarah http://www.ubersite.com/m/44920 Rating: 0.96 on 16 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 4 years ago Jack11058 Tue, 14 Sep 2004 03:46:07 -0000 Adventures in the Smelly Sandbox: Don't Throw Up in Your Helmet http://www.ubersite.com/m/44408 Rating: 2.00 on 26 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago The Jack Thu, 9 Sep 2004 03:19:26 -0000 Dan Jaines at Work http://www.ubersite.com/m/43856 Rating: -0.67 on 4 reviews, last by dr.weeto 5 years ago The Jack Fri, 3 Sep 2004 06:33:30 -0000 Not as dangerous as Jonukah's Army of Hornets, but twice as sadistic... http://www.ubersite.com/m/43531 Rating: 1.43 on 8 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 4 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Tue, 31 Aug 2004 17:00:51 -0000 The Last Battle http://www.ubersite.com/m/43360 Rating: 1.60 on 12 reviews, last by Iago 3 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Mon, 30 Aug 2004 06:34:52 -0000 Return http://www.ubersite.com/m/43104 Rating: 1.43 on 9 reviews, last by CoffeeAndSmokes 4 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Fri, 27 Aug 2004 10:18:49 -0000 Beans of Damnation http://www.ubersite.com/m/42961 Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Thu, 26 Aug 2004 07:03:42 -0000 The Hunter http://www.ubersite.com/m/42922 Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by Luderhow 3 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Thu, 26 Aug 2004 02:01:55 -0000 The Seeker (Longish) http://www.ubersite.com/m/42767 Rating: 1.90 on 13 reviews, last by garcon_fou 3 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Wed, 25 Aug 2004 00:17:20 -0000 Pack the Kids, Baby-- We're Moving to Korea http://www.ubersite.com/m/42664 Rating: 1.56 on 19 reviews, last by doctorj24 4 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Tue, 24 Aug 2004 03:56:29 -0000 Conversation After http://www.ubersite.com/m/42515 Rating: 0.33 on 16 reviews, last by doctorj24 4 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Sun, 22 Aug 2004 08:48:45 -0000 What one man would do for Pepsi http://www.ubersite.com/m/42319 Rating: 0.80 on 12 reviews, last by indoninja 4 years ago J Baker <Superjack11058.at.yahoo.com> Fri, 20 Aug 2004 02:17:20 -0000