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<title>Monday Caption Contest</title>
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<title>Gremlins 3: One Night In Gizmo</title>
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<title>7 words you cannot say about George Carlin</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.69 on 14 reviews, last by BoogieFevuh 14 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:21:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>jasumthin vs Alcoholics Anonymous</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.35 on 18 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 19 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:40:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Have you seen my deaf/mute friend?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.55 on 29 reviews, last by Doodles 26 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Jun 2008 19:39:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Billy</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.73 on 19 reviews, last by Darth_Famine 31 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jun 2008 00:52:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Skynet: Where does it end?  Nintendo Wii Methadone, that's where.  </title>
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<description>Rating: -1.77 on 10 reviews, last by centaur 35 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 03:06:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Should this couple be allowed to have kids?</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.66 on 9 reviews, last by Maddog 39 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 02:18:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Cripple Is A Terrible Thing Not To Exploit, Ask Jerry Lewis</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.05 on 23 reviews, last by Berty 40 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 20:20:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Truth In Advertising</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.78 on 8 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 46 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:22:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In NERF We Trust</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 19 reviews, last by shadow 49 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 00:11:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Professional Ethics Are Negotiable</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by jasumthin 52 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 05:15:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>when do we sacrifice  Shlongy to the Pez gods?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116781</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 14 reviews, last by Snark 53 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 20:22:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What could cause this to happen?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 23 reviews, last by HerrSchniedelwichs 56 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 05:28:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Viva La Lobster!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116587</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 12 reviews, last by JustAnotherStudent 54 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 May 2008 02:43:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Glory Hole Smurf</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 13 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 59 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 May 2008 00:38:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thought for the day</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.44 on 9 reviews, last by Unabonger 62 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 04:59:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite: The Thumb of the Internet</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 11 reviews, last by spyder882001 59 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 May 2008 16:19:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Lies Beneath the Mask of the Burger King?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 21 reviews, last by HellRazer 68 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 1 May 2008 00:20:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Letter To William Shatner From Dr. Phil</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.88 on 11 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 59 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:07:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Steroid Scandal Rewrites History</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 15 reviews, last by TheUniter 70 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:48:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberotica - Steve and his parole officer</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.30 on 12 reviews, last by TheUniter 74 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:50:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FNN - Fictional News Network</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 13 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 76 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:12:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>"if you fail to plan, then plan to fail"</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by icarus1987 77 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:54:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to my anticlimactic life</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 16 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 78 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:55:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;The Gotham City Times&quot; announces the closing of Arkham Asylum</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 13 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 79 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:04:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sic Semper Tyrannis</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.63 on 11 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 79 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:19:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pope Tommy Lee</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116163</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 25 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 79 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:55:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Heart Vampires and Muslims</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.33 on 14 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 81 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:57:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The True Ubersite Story of Super Mario Brothers</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.11 on 9 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 81 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:33:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubesite vs. Mad Libs</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.33 on 25 reviews, last by scourge 86 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:17:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Did I Steal Your Lip Gloss in Columbus, Ohio Last Summer?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.35 on 15 reviews, last by Glenn. 86 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:15:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hand Jobs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 23 reviews, last by Snark 87 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:35:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christ Version 2.0</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 24 reviews, last by rob_berg 90 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Apr 2008 02:19:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Prostitutional Motivational Poster</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116014</link>
<description>Rating: -1.70 on 10 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 91 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Apr 2008 01:57:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What is said and what is heard</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 29 reviews, last by MrsKitty 89 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Apr 2008 00:25:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>His cold dead hands, HA HA HA HA</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 12 reviews, last by Banjo 92 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Apr 2008 17:32:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention Deficit Disorder Is A Blessing</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 12 reviews, last by shadow 85 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Apr 2008 06:35:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s all the same in the end</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by matnotharry 53 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Apr 2008 04:46:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>85% Enlightened</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.66 on 10 reviews, last by Glenn. 94 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 21:28:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Office Strikes Back</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115964</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 94 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Apr 2008 20:18:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Painfully stupid truth</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.83 on 10 reviews, last by Registered_S_O 94 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 21:24:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s time for a sexy party</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115910</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 95 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Apr 2008 04:08:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I miss my sister</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115883</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 22 reviews, last by Ducky 94 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Apr 2008 22:27:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Super-tard</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.54 on 14 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 95 days ago</description>
<author>jasumthin</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Apr 2008 20:46:32 -0000</pubDate>
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