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<title>Tookie is Dead. ....A Short Opinion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80891</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 14 reviews, last by skrapmetal 2 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:33:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tigerlilly, lets Bowl!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68674</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 13 reviews, last by absolutes 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 15:25:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tigerlilly, lets Bowl!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68671</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 3 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 15:15:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Date with Tigerlilly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67493</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 46 reviews, last by gld1320 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 11:12:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I met a girl at the bar last night.........</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62809</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 16 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 16:16:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Join P.O.O.P. Today!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61348</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 46 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Mar 2005 22:11:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey Conservatives, I Propose a Compromise</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61298</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 58 reviews, last by ihurtFeellings 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 23:15:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When You Think About it,  Hitler wasn&#39;t such a bad Guy after all....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61149</link>
<description>Rating: -1.17 on 27 reviews, last by HZRD 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 22:42:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I quit my job today.  This is the letter I sent to my managers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60657</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 42 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2005 00:15:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I Have Done To Get Myself Fired</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60158</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 38 reviews, last by Dustbrother 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:42:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and The Matrix are all the same movie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60109</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 31 reviews, last by InkyFingers 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 00:48:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Best Soda Ever?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59726</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 23 reviews, last by Obi-wan 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 03:10:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Best Soda Ever?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59725</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Tigre 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 03:09:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Elephant Story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58959</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 13 reviews, last by r1nce 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Feb 2005 01:38:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Poll :Super Ninja Style Sex Moves</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58756</link>
<description>Rating: -1.22 on 12 reviews, last by coltarms 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Feb 2005 03:34:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Home Depot and The Amazing Flying Retard</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57865</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 14 reviews, last by erosion_rules 2 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:38:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A salute to UberPoetry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57494</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 21 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2005 23:53:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can You Guess Who I Am?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57438</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 23 reviews, last by TimeCop 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2005 03:04:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Black Men Don&#39;t Drive Jeeps</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57097</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 9 reviews, last by jayjonze 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 04:19:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When God Says Go Fuck Yourself</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56279</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by TigerLilly 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 00:43:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thank God For NBA Players (Tsunami Related)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56227</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 44 reviews, last by ahrcee 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Jan 2005 23:01:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thank God For NBA Players (Tsunami Related)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56226</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Totally_useless 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Jan 2005 22:39:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Internet Dating Horror Story Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55373</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 15 reviews, last by homer42 675 days ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2004 05:32:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I found this on a dating site &quot;must see!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55362</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 7 reviews, last by Banga3386 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze &lt;crazfool003.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2004 02:52:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Internet Dating Horror Story Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55355</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by homer42 675 days ago</description>
<author>jayjonze</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 23:54:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I see Dead People</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55305</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 9 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>bangedjomoma</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2004 00:56:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maury Povich is a true Sociopath</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55304</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by DonovanMD 3 years ago</description>
<author>bangedjomoma</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:39:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Death of Santa Claus (A Christmas Poem)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55233</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 8 reviews, last by jayjonze 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 01:39:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Once upon a drunken Halloween nite...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52194</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Tigre 3 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2004 03:29:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things that Piss me off (Todays Short List) Feel Free to add your thoughts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51542</link>
<description>Rating: -0.77 on 16 reviews, last by cleanfornow 4 years ago</description>
<author>jayjonze</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2004 14:46:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Drug Test</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 10 reviews, last by Fishcat 422 days ago</description>
<author>jayjonze</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2004 16:51:29 -0000</pubDate>
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