Ubersite - jonukah http://www.ubersite.com/u/jonukah Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber 60 Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/images/uber_small.gif http://www.ubersite.com/ 100 59 Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber Blue Balls Episode IV: The Penis Dialogues http://www.ubersite.com/m/87363 Rating: 1.97 on 39 reviews, last by iacobus 94 days ago Jonukah Mon, 1 May 2006 04:45:48 -0000 Musings on Fast Food http://www.ubersite.com/m/86287 Rating: 1.78 on 54 reviews, last by shadow 28 days ago Jonukah Wed, 5 Apr 2006 13:28:32 -0000 ECRIME 101: Introduction to Internet Stalking, or How to Scare the Bajesus out of Teenage Girls. http://www.ubersite.com/m/74138 Rating: 1.94 on 38 reviews, last by evesapple 2 years ago Jonukah Tue, 30 Aug 2005 05:24:10 -0000 Creep, I implore you.....Will I ever have closure? http://www.ubersite.com/m/67853 Rating: 1.84 on 23 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago Jonukah Mon, 6 Jun 2005 03:29:40 -0000 And the DAY IS MINE! http://www.ubersite.com/m/67550 Rating: 1.25 on 21 reviews, last by Draqus 2 years ago Jonukah Wed, 1 Jun 2005 23:56:27 -0000 I leave my life in the hands of Ubersite. Please don't kill me. An Uber poll.....sort of. http://www.ubersite.com/m/67482 Rating: 1.71 on 80 reviews, last by Kale 635 days ago Jonukah Wed, 1 Jun 2005 06:39:52 -0000 Much A-rant about nothing. This was SUPPOSED to be light-hearted and funny, damnit! http://www.ubersite.com/m/62677 Rating: 1.97 on 55 reviews, last by rob_berg 28 days ago Jonukah Fri, 25 Mar 2005 05:47:27 -0000 What do YOU do when you're bored at work and the Office Supplies Olympics http://www.ubersite.com/m/60252 Rating: 1.59 on 41 reviews, last by zxcvvcxz 2 years ago Jonukah Tue, 22 Feb 2005 03:42:18 -0000 Damn those campaign signs! Just a short quip http://www.ubersite.com/m/50383 Rating: 1.67 on 18 reviews, last by Seralena 3 years ago Jonukah Tue, 2 Nov 2004 19:12:03 -0000 You ain't lived till you've been to a West VARginian flea market http://www.ubersite.com/m/50244 Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews, last by goose 2 years ago Jonukah Mon, 1 Nov 2004 06:57:20 -0000 Money on the Floor and my first Uberversary http://www.ubersite.com/m/49798 Rating: 1.85 on 37 reviews, last by BoogieFevuh 3 years ago Jonukah Wed, 27 Oct 2004 06:41:30 -0000 Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Two Men in a Tub, or Public Shower Etiquette http://www.ubersite.com/m/48480 Rating: 1.85 on 36 reviews, last by Chillax 2 years ago Jonukah Fri, 15 Oct 2004 05:28:54 -0000 I like to shoot customers with my "laser". http://www.ubersite.com/m/47178 Rating: 1.73 on 50 reviews, last by Ballare 3 years ago Jonukah Wed, 6 Oct 2004 05:21:02 -0000 Jonukah VS the Army of Hornets http://www.ubersite.com/m/41803 Rating: 1.67 on 32 reviews, last by G-prime 3 years ago Jonukah Mon, 16 Aug 2004 05:41:55 -0000 From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward http://www.ubersite.com/m/41063 Rating: 1.80 on 16 reviews, last by NetProphet 3 years ago Jonukah Mon, 9 Aug 2004 04:55:02 -0000 Trapped in my house, surrounded by evil, low on ammo http://www.ubersite.com/m/40552 Rating: 1.95 on 46 reviews, last by thaumaturge 3 years ago Jonukah Wed, 4 Aug 2004 00:42:39 -0000 Ponderings on sex, love, and open relationships (a somber change of pace) http://www.ubersite.com/m/32628 Rating: 0.78 on 40 reviews, last by sideshow 403 days ago Jonukah Mon, 10 May 2004 04:00:54 -0000 I am not badass. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32583 Rating: 1.71 on 38 reviews, last by Zandy1123 3 years ago Jonukah Sun, 9 May 2004 03:59:03 -0000 Bible Studies with Jonukah! Sermon #1: Smoke pot, eat cicadas, and fuck your uncle's wife. http://www.ubersite.com/m/31462 Rating: 1.18 on 41 reviews, last by someone 3 years ago Jonukah Tue, 27 Apr 2004 03:49:23 -0000 Trains, Wasps, and Segways: Why I no longer fear weapons of mass destruction http://www.ubersite.com/m/30699 Rating: 1.96 on 31 reviews, last by mr.awesome 3 years ago Brat Prince of Uber Mon, 19 Apr 2004 07:07:29 -0000 Police, Prostitution, and Interrupted Blowjobs: A Standard Friday Night http://www.ubersite.com/m/30058 Rating: 1.68 on 57 reviews, last by TheMidnight12AM 3 years ago Brat Prince of Uber Mon, 12 Apr 2004 04:31:51 -0000 Ubersite's Not Alright (A twisted tune by Jonukah) http://www.ubersite.com/m/29847 Rating: 1.16 on 31 reviews, last by Titinita 4 years ago Brat Prince of Uber Fri, 9 Apr 2004 04:33:12 -0000 A public service announcement....without guitar: Standardized Headlight Warnings. http://www.ubersite.com/m/28471 Rating: 0.85 on 18 reviews, last by hamilton 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 25 Mar 2004 06:22:22 -0000 Why Television and computers have ruined my sex drive (My very first NSFW!) http://www.ubersite.com/m/28291 Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by Small_Children_Scare_Me 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 23 Mar 2004 02:55:42 -0000 My Uhaul Adventure: One Way Ticket to Hell http://www.ubersite.com/m/27999 Rating: 1.18 on 19 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 18 Mar 2004 18:48:01 -0000 Standing in the rain without my hat, Obi-Wan Kanoobi, and other nonsense http://www.ubersite.com/m/27250 Rating: 1.88 on 23 reviews, last by neeping 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 9 Mar 2004 05:10:14 -0000 The Beast Within: My first and only ever fist fight http://www.ubersite.com/m/27170 Rating: 1.71 on 44 reviews, last by jimbo 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 8 Mar 2004 05:09:31 -0000 Jonukah, on the Ten Commandments of proper urinal etiquette http://www.ubersite.com/m/25664 Rating: 1.37 on 45 reviews, last by Fabish 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 16 Feb 2004 05:13:08 -0000 My uneventful trip to the Big Apple proved that I am in fact immortal http://www.ubersite.com/m/25211 Rating: 0.34 on 38 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 9 Feb 2004 18:52:55 -0000 Jonukah, on how to spot evil super-villains http://www.ubersite.com/m/24615 Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 2 Feb 2004 05:32:47 -0000 Jonukah's guide to time management and personal efficiency. http://www.ubersite.com/m/24305 Rating: 1.34 on 31 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 29 Jan 2004 04:03:36 -0000 Jonukah, on how to give proper head http://www.ubersite.com/m/24127 Rating: 1.78 on 61 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 27 Jan 2004 06:30:32 -0000 More things I hate about the human body http://www.ubersite.com/m/23933 Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by Small_Children_Scare_Me 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 25 Jan 2004 02:09:26 -0000 What happened to me? I used to be so innocent, so pure.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/23659 Rating: 1.77 on 32 reviews, last by Ainkara 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 22 Jan 2004 02:45:42 -0000 "If you ever getting pulled over, make sure you have alcohol in the car!" And other Daweoo adventures http://www.ubersite.com/m/23438 Rating: 1.91 on 35 reviews, last by CleverName 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 20 Jan 2004 03:04:09 -0000 Just two more weeks at Sears http://www.ubersite.com/m/23255 Rating: 1.53 on 20 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sat, 17 Jan 2004 02:24:38 -0000 Unanswered Movie Questions http://www.ubersite.com/m/22515 Rating: 1.23 on 25 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 622 days ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Fri, 9 Jan 2004 00:33:01 -0000 Empaths and exploding orgams. http://www.ubersite.com/m/22376 Rating: 1.43 on 19 reviews, last by Scott_James 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 7 Jan 2004 19:55:11 -0000 Radar Detector Detector Detector http://www.ubersite.com/m/22306 Rating: 1.76 on 42 reviews, last by bluerampage2 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 7 Jan 2004 05:24:33 -0000 FINALLY! A pracital use for a Stargate, or the best commercial product EVER! http://www.ubersite.com/m/22097 Rating: 1.73 on 26 reviews, last by jware 341 days ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 5 Jan 2004 01:23:57 -0000 If you are a true football fan, buy a tv and get the hell outta my store! http://www.ubersite.com/m/22035 Rating: 1.72 on 45 reviews, last by Anansie 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 4 Jan 2004 04:17:27 -0000 Warning: Never go through your parents closet for blank videotapes http://www.ubersite.com/m/21689 Rating: 1.47 on 23 reviews, last by TimeCop 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 29 Dec 2003 21:58:52 -0000 What sort of lives would celebrities have led, had they been born of the opposite sex? http://www.ubersite.com/m/21637 Rating: 1.55 on 12 reviews, last by jonukah 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 29 Dec 2003 05:55:22 -0000 I hope I don't die... http://www.ubersite.com/m/21561 Rating: 1.62 on 9 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sat, 27 Dec 2003 19:05:59 -0000 Karma strikes again at Razor's wedding: Television: 1. Car Window: 0 http://www.ubersite.com/m/21373 Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by sebcharrot 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 24 Dec 2003 02:52:03 -0000 Jonukah's vision: The Future of Uber, as requested by Loren1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/20963 Rating: 1.97 on 68 reviews, last by Ballare 2 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 18 Dec 2003 15:26:52 -0000 Jonukah s Top Ten Things I Learned at Ubercon... http://www.ubersite.com/m/20845 Rating: 1.74 on 32 reviews, last by Falco 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 17 Dec 2003 01:33:58 -0000 The Vengeance of the Boca-Burgers http://www.ubersite.com/m/20463 Rating: 1.80 on 32 reviews, last by rpdb1111 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 11 Dec 2003 17:51:26 -0000 Passive Smoking DOES cause lung cancer, do not let them fool you http://www.ubersite.com/m/20286 Rating: -2.00 on 14 reviews, last by podium 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 9 Dec 2003 20:53:29 -0000 Deadly car crash kills two on route 32 http://www.ubersite.com/m/20130 Rating: 1.50 on 9 reviews, last by jonukah 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 8 Dec 2003 05:38:20 -0000 Who is willing to bunk with me at ubercon? http://www.ubersite.com/m/20078 Rating: 0.40 on 24 reviews, last by jonukah 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 7 Dec 2003 02:10:51 -0000 Financial advice that should be obvious: Pay off your high-rate debt before you invest. http://www.ubersite.com/m/20040 Rating: 0.70 on 11 reviews, last by Cassiopeia 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sat, 6 Dec 2003 05:44:25 -0000 That's it. Fuck it. I'm coming to Ubercon! http://www.ubersite.com/m/19928 Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 4 Dec 2003 20:18:40 -0000 My brain is a cesspool of movie quotes and...thats about it http://www.ubersite.com/m/19749 Rating: 1.78 on 37 reviews, last by skatastrophy 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 2 Dec 2003 21:54:29 -0000 Sign the back of your credit card you ignoramus! http://www.ubersite.com/m/19501 Rating: 0.93 on 17 reviews, last by Nicole3 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sat, 29 Nov 2003 06:12:09 -0000 Where is the damn manual-override? or stuff I hate about the human body http://www.ubersite.com/m/19290 Rating: 1.42 on 16 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Tue, 25 Nov 2003 21:29:52 -0000 Its Thursday, and time for Jonukah s poetry corner... http://www.ubersite.com/m/18867 Rating: -0.10 on 21 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 20 Nov 2003 06:48:19 -0000 Jonukah s first high, or when COMPUTER became self aware. http://www.ubersite.com/m/18784 Rating: 1.67 on 25 reviews, last by accuseddenied 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 19 Nov 2003 05:06:43 -0000 A poem: To my eternal love... http://www.ubersite.com/m/18626 Rating: 1.00 on 17 reviews, last by sam_el 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 17 Nov 2003 14:42:42 -0000 God doesn't hate me, but my hat smells like vomit http://www.ubersite.com/m/18581 Rating: 0.66 on 8 reviews, last by jonukah 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 16 Nov 2003 15:00:05 -0000 plight of the platypus, and uberdrunkness. don't readen. mostly drunken work ranting http://www.ubersite.com/m/18567 Rating: 1.17 on 24 reviews, last by sg11588 2 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 16 Nov 2003 05:42:13 -0000 When will "faggot" no longer be used as a general insult? http://www.ubersite.com/m/18400 Rating: -0.16 on 29 reviews, last by wazzawazzayo 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 13 Nov 2003 06:09:00 -0000 On relationships and why I hate going to the mall. Jonukah's new introspective adventure http://www.ubersite.com/m/18308 Rating: 1.65 on 27 reviews, last by bluerampage2 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 12 Nov 2003 14:25:39 -0000 What is with the "money shot" in porn these days? http://www.ubersite.com/m/18303 Rating: 1.40 on 21 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 12 Nov 2003 00:51:32 -0000 Sears dead baby disposal, you shake 'em we bake 'em! (not a good post) http://www.ubersite.com/m/18168 Rating: 1.50 on 21 reviews, last by T.chow 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 10 Nov 2003 04:20:49 -0000 Why I hate retail: Worst customer ever! (Warning, mostly long, dry ranting) http://www.ubersite.com/m/18120 Rating: 1.60 on 23 reviews, last by bluerampage2 4 years ago Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 9 Nov 2003 05:45:25 -0000 Why Nude women are rated R and nude men are rated X http://www.ubersite.com/m/18059 Rating: 1.11 on 39 reviews, last by bossk 3 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Fri, 7 Nov 2003 20:43:12 -0000 ChristPuncher. I accept your challenge. Kristy Swan Nude anime style! http://www.ubersite.com/m/17890 Rating: -1.18 on 14 reviews, last by Malachewaii 2 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 6 Nov 2003 04:18:23 -0000 How many "I Love you"s does it take to get her off my freaking back? http://www.ubersite.com/m/17855 Rating: 1.86 on 28 reviews, last by bluerampage2 4 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 5 Nov 2003 21:32:31 -0000 "If I cum now, will it be too soon" or why guys are quiet in bed http://www.ubersite.com/m/17812 Rating: 1.64 on 593 reviews, last by matnotharry 7 days ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 5 Nov 2003 04:17:40 -0000 Razor, where is the love we had? http://www.ubersite.com/m/17712 Rating: 1.46 on 36 reviews, last by IndianOcean 4 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 3 Nov 2003 23:20:26 -0000 Where the hell do I stop shaving? http://www.ubersite.com/m/17598 Rating: 1.37 on 18 reviews, last by dragonninja 4 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 3 Nov 2003 03:46:58 -0000 Fuck the Pandas http://www.ubersite.com/m/17554 Rating: -0.38 on 25 reviews, last by Alex 4 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Sun, 2 Nov 2003 01:59:39 -0000 Shit post Thursday? A good day for intros http://www.ubersite.com/m/17344 Rating: 0.40 on 13 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 4 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:03:19 -0000 How to steal from retail stores http://www.ubersite.com/m/17272 Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by guiness 670 days ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 29 Oct 2003 22:03:16 -0000 Print Nudes at Ritz for Fun http://www.ubersite.com/m/17197 Rating: 0.86 on 15 reviews, last by alchemist 4 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Wed, 29 Oct 2003 04:14:47 -0000 I hate traffic circles! http://www.ubersite.com/m/17071 Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago Jon Elkins <jonukah.at.aol.com> Mon, 27 Oct 2003 23:59:48 -0000