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[News] New York Mets to relocate in Central America; change team name to Wets   (Rating: 1.5 on 9 reviews, last by weather 2 days ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2008-09-29 13:53:52 EDT
[Graphics] Photoshop Contest 2 (MSPaint, NSFW)   (Rating: 1.5 on 9 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-09-12 12:14:31 EDT
[None] Food, Sleep, and Sex. That's all we need.   (Rating: 1.47 on 18 reviews, last by sebcharrot 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-09-11 11:20:56 EDT
[None] Mary Poppins didn't tell me kites could fly THIS high!   (Rating: -0.38 on 8 reviews, last by firefly 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-23 14:15:02 EDT
[None] The Wounderful World of David the Gnome   (Rating: 1 on 13 reviews, last by e_mpika 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-16 21:17:31 EDT
[None] Tokens   (Rating: 1 on 11 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-12 19:16:47 EDT
[Humor] Funniest Video EVAR   (Rating: -0.09 on 14 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-10 22:11:26 EDT
[Humor] Funniest video I have ever seen.   (Rating: 0.5 on 4 reviews, last by TheRocketeer 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-10 22:01:29 EDT
[None] My SNES: 1991-2005   (Rating: 1.74 on 68 reviews, last by Anansie 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-06-07 13:03:55 EDT
[Graphics] Two NBA teamates gittin' it on.   (Rating: -1.44 on 19 reviews, last by mrwolf 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-05-20 12:45:03 EDT
[Graphics] Two NBA teamates gittin' it on.   (no reviews)
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[Graphics] Two NBA teamates getting it on.   (Rating: -1.33 on 3 reviews, last by freebie 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2005-05-20 12:41:31 EDT
[Sports] Attention Pennsylvania: Start Taking Sides.   (Rating: 1.33 on 11 reviews, last by camor 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens closed (View user info) at 2004-11-05 18:02:11 EST
[None] I haven't posted in a month. Should have kept it that way.   (Rating: 0.5 on 11 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by CBG is going to close my kitchen (View user info) at 2004-09-21 19:22:33 EDT
[UberMadness! Entry] I Wish   (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by youarsoghey 3 years ago)
Submitted by CBG is going to close my kitchen (View user info) at 2004-09-19 17:40:55 EDT
[None] They're not handicaps. They're handicapped people.   (Rating: 1.25 on 15 reviews, last by gibberish 4 years ago)
Submitted by I typed this with my penis (View user info) at 2004-08-20 19:18:48 EDT
[Humor] SPT-Don't trust the brownies.   (Rating: 1.23 on 27 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish_ 4 years ago)
Submitted by I typed this with my penis (View user info) at 2004-08-19 15:49:37 EDT
[Movies & TV] Commercials that don't suck.   (Rating: -0.62 on 11 reviews, last by 01011010 4 years ago)
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[Humor] Note to self: Do not climb on a roof while under the influence.   (Rating: 1.62 on 15 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2004-08-09 09:21:09 EDT
[Sports] Athlete? Who is and who isn't?   (Rating: 0.36 on 66 reviews, last by SullyThePirate 4 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2004-07-23 14:50:28 EDT
[None] SportsCenter's going to hell on a fast train.   (Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by Pooz 4 years ago)
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[None] Anguish and relief   (Rating: 0.71 on 7 reviews, last by ESVM 4 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2004-07-05 20:25:58 EDT
[None] I'm screwed. Help me.   (Rating: -1.16 on 32 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 4 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2004-07-04 15:37:30 EDT
[Graphics] Either John Kerry grew tits, or...   (Rating: 0.2 on 11 reviews, last by dakingisdead 4 years ago)
Submitted by kitchens_closed (View user info) at 2004-07-02 18:11:10 EDT
[None] A tribute to Ghostface Killah   (Rating: -0.5 on 5 reviews, last by GodHatesYou 4 years ago)
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[Graphics] Hungry?   (Rating: 1.25 on 5 reviews, last by conrad 4 years ago)
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[None] Holy shit. Am I gay?   (Rating: 0.36 on 16 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 4 years ago)
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[None] Fake tans suck hippopotamus cock.   (Rating: -0.94 on 22 reviews, last by exkaleeburr 4 years ago)
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[None] Nothing kicks more ass than a can of Campbell's pork & beans...   (Rating: 1.18 on 12 reviews, last by exkaleeburr 4 years ago)
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[None] Things I would rather do than watch American Idol   (Rating: 0.21 on 24 reviews, last by exkaleeburr 4 years ago)
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[Sports] Holy shit, Smarty Jones has spawned some dickriders.   (Rating: 1.25 on 4 reviews, last by legallady 4 years ago)
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I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files