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<title>Mary Poppins didn&#39;t tell me kites could fly THIS high!</title>
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<title>Funniest Video EVAR</title>
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<title>Funniest video I have ever seen.</title>
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<title>My SNES: 1991-2005</title>
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<title>Two NBA teamates gittin&#39; it on.</title>
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<title>Two NBA teamates getting it on.</title>
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<title>Attention Pennsylvania: Start Taking Sides.</title>
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<title>I haven&#39;t posted in a month. Should have kept it that way.</title>
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<author>CBG is going to close my kitchen</author>
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<author>I typed this with my penis</author>
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<title>SPT-Don&#39;t trust the brownies.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 27 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish_ 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Note to self: Do not climb on a roof while under the influence.</title>
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<author>kitchens_closed</author>
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<title>SportsCenter&#39;s going to hell on a fast train.</title>
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<title>Anguish and relief</title>
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<title>I&#39;m screwed.  Help me.</title>
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<title>Either John Kerry grew tits, or...</title>
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<title>A tribute to Ghostface Killah</title>
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<author>kitchens_closed</author>
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<title>Holy shit.  Am I gay?</title>
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<title>Fake tans suck hippopotamus cock.</title>
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<title>Nothing kicks more ass than a can of Campbell&#39;s pork &amp; beans...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 12 reviews, last by exkaleeburr 4 years ago</description>
<author>kitchens_closed&lt;irdanwhou.at.aol.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Holy shit, Smarty Jones has spawned some dickriders.</title>
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