Ubersite - lungfish http://www.ubersite.com/u/lungfish Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber 60 Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/images/uber_small.gif http://www.ubersite.com/ 100 59 Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber Tantoo...I made it up. It might mean something. I'd be interested to know. Maybe I'm psychic, or tantric, which means something but I have no idea what, except that maybe it's spiritual, which is probably gay, which would be okay, I guess, I don't know, http://www.ubersite.com/m/122719 Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by Ducky 24 minutes ago Lungfish Sat, 4 Jul 2009 09:55:19 -0000 Movie shit, because I'm mildly to adequately drunk and bored to an extent which is more difficult to quantify, even in vague terms, which I hate, generally speaking. Still, it's a cute title. http://www.ubersite.com/m/122140 Rating: 1.59 on 24 reviews, last by joedaddy 50 days ago Lungfish...posting for some oddr reason Sun, 10 May 2009 10:19:48 -0000 puppy and shit http://www.ubersite.com/m/121818 Rating: 1.74 on 37 reviews, last by Crystle 81 days ago Lungfish Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:18:25 -0000 THUPA: Cup My Nuts, Milady. (Or, the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done and yes I am ashamed. Also, iambic pentameter is hard but I did it, so fuck off.) http://www.ubersite.com/m/120266 Rating: 1.91 on 49 reviews, last by johnny.b.dumb 84 days ago Lungfish Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:00:53 -0000 Random...extemp...or something...boring, in any case, but whatever, I have to pee, which is a non-sequitur http://www.ubersite.com/m/120032 Rating: 1.55 on 38 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 213 days ago Lungfish Tue, 2 Dec 2008 02:28:20 -0000 Election Prediction 2008 http://www.ubersite.com/m/119544 Rating: 1.33 on 28 reviews, last by rad1101 223 days ago Lungfish Sun, 2 Nov 2008 18:26:04 -0000 Ten Tiny True Stories about Poop http://www.ubersite.com/m/119010 Rating: 1.56 on 40 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 251 days ago Lungfish Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:45:53 -0000 HateMadness: kaos-king, the fucking fucker http://www.ubersite.com/m/118493 Rating: 1.38 on 11 reviews, last by TheUniter 299 days ago Lungfish Fri, 5 Sep 2008 03:55:59 -0000 Fucking Sugar: Converstations with My Daughter, Pt. 2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/116745 Rating: 1.95 on 74 reviews, last by hidden101 338 days ago Lungfish Thu, 15 May 2008 13:31:02 -0000 Saltation http://www.ubersite.com/m/115690 Rating: 1.08 on 24 reviews, last by joedaddy 380 days ago World Famous Hydrologist Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:31:43 -0000 Things I've Learned at Age 40...plus bonus "sexy lady time" http://www.ubersite.com/m/114556 Rating: 1.80 on 59 reviews, last by stevie_says 292 days ago Lungfish Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:39:42 -0000 ten tiny true stories. (+ ULTRA RARE experima camwhore!) http://www.ubersite.com/m/114098 Rating: 1.75 on 53 reviews, last by BranDo 413 days ago Lungfish Sun, 6 Jan 2008 05:34:46 -0000 Eh, whatever...Uber Clusterfuck http://www.ubersite.com/m/113538 Rating: 1.27 on 120 reviews, last by joedaddy 559 days ago Lungfish Mon, 3 Dec 2007 08:07:48 -0000 Conversations with My Daughter, Pt. 1 (PPF) http://www.ubersite.com/m/113501 Rating: 1.55 on 50 reviews, last by ruthless 414 days ago Lungfish Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:49:53 -0000 There's a Special Providence in the Fall of a Sparrow http://www.ubersite.com/m/113077 Rating: 1.82 on 68 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 582 days ago Lungfish Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:20:56 -0000 Re "What Happened?" : It Happens. Fuck Off. http://www.ubersite.com/m/112750 Rating: 1.80 on 54 reviews, last by joedaddy 419 days ago Lungfish Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:34:16 -0000 What Lies Beneath - Grueberfest 2007 http://www.ubersite.com/m/112179 Rating: 1.40 on 60 reviews, last by Paloma 617 days ago Lungfish Thinks Fiction is Really Fucking Hard Wed, 3 Oct 2007 07:28:47 -0000 Mildly NSFW: This place is dead quiet tonight so I thought I'd share what I was thinking the first time I got intimate with a few individuals. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111411 Rating: 1.80 on 43 reviews, last by beeltea 642 days ago Lungfish is an Asshole Mon, 3 Sep 2007 01:09:06 -0000 "I'll put my plonker on the table unless you give me the mushy peas." http://www.ubersite.com/m/111118 Rating: 1.94 on 54 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 637 days ago Lungfish Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:29:41 -0000 (SPF) How, Where, and When to use a pistol http://www.ubersite.com/m/110759 Rating: 1.59 on 37 reviews, last by beeltea 685 days ago Lungfish Sat, 4 Aug 2007 05:37:14 -0000 Happy Fourth http://www.ubersite.com/m/109850 Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 710 days ago Lungfish Wed, 4 Jul 2007 21:46:10 -0000 When the Cat's Away, the Mouse will be as Lame as Ever, but will, Nevertheless, Continue to Have Fun http://www.ubersite.com/m/109531 Rating: 1.77 on 61 reviews, last by UA_MARINE 679 days ago Lungfish Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:57:31 -0000 Tourette's Post Saturday/Pig's in Zen http://www.ubersite.com/m/108914 Rating: 1.78 on 66 reviews, last by kaos-king 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 2 Jun 2007 10:10:14 -0000 Camwhore: I'm never shaving again. http://www.ubersite.com/m/108681 Rating: 0.95 on 36 reviews, last by sadie73 558 days ago Lungfish Fri, 25 May 2007 03:54:34 -0000 I do not appear to be related to famous American gunfighter Ben Thompson... http://www.ubersite.com/m/101619 Rating: 1.81 on 35 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 12 May 2007 10:26:20 -0000 How I Found God http://www.ubersite.com/m/101262 Rating: 1.52 on 25 reviews, last by lungfish 661 days ago Lungfish Wed, 2 May 2007 03:55:33 -0000 Forty-Two http://www.ubersite.com/m/100740 Rating: 1.90 on 54 reviews, last by lungfish 312 days ago Lungfish Sun, 15 Apr 2007 23:24:30 -0000 not SUPA Round 2: I Wrote a Poem, Too http://www.ubersite.com/m/100684 Rating: 1.67 on 36 reviews, last by joedaddy 375 days ago Lungfish Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:56:18 -0000 Favorite Lines from Favorite Movies, Plus Fuckin' Commentary http://www.ubersite.com/m/100134 Rating: 1.69 on 124 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:19:52 -0000 Who Has the Greatest Country? http://www.ubersite.com/m/99594 Rating: 1.46 on 145 reviews, last by lungfish 440 days ago Lungfish Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:11:55 -0000 SPT: Drunken Camwhore #1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/99300 Rating: 1.68 on 94 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Fri, 2 Mar 2007 02:30:54 -0000 10 Hours of Random Thoughts, or Shut the Fuck Up Danny Frazier http://www.ubersite.com/m/99125 Rating: 1.70 on 44 reviews, last by beeltea 714 days ago Lungfish Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:33:56 -0000 My Kid's First MS Paint Masterpiece http://www.ubersite.com/m/98860 Rating: 1.69 on 74 reviews, last by orphelia 600 days ago Lungfish Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:34:43 -0000 I Love http://www.ubersite.com/m/98794 Rating: 1.85 on 66 reviews, last by orphelia 623 days ago Lungfish Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:30:23 -0000 Sorry it's so long but there's some major asskissery going on here and it's 3:15 in the morning and I'm really drunk and I can still type. I like some of you idiots a lot. http://www.ubersite.com/m/98631 Rating: 1.70 on 118 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:15:48 -0000 SPT, for sure: Hideous Turds from My Uber File http://www.ubersite.com/m/98575 Rating: 1.62 on 25 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago Lungfish Thu, 8 Feb 2007 21:51:23 -0000 RIP Molly Ivins, 1944-2007 http://www.ubersite.com/m/98287 Rating: 1.02 on 21 reviews, last by Ducky 2 years ago Lungfish Thu, 1 Feb 2007 14:53:18 -0000 Happy BIRTHDAY DICK! (again?) http://www.ubersite.com/m/98238 Rating: 1.25 on 15 reviews, last by rad1101 558 days ago GnarlyBarclay Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:10:58 -0000 APW: Arizona Indian Rock Art + Reflections on the Meaning of Life and Deep Thought Camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/97785 Rating: 1.90 on 35 reviews, last by orphelia 600 days ago Lungfish Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:57:53 -0000 Cars I Have Owned #5/16 (short, some super geeky camwhorage, near incoherant text, and some sandwiches) http://www.ubersite.com/m/97422 Rating: 0.60 on 21 reviews, last by beat_raven 611 days ago RAYG (the kimono_sake) Sat, 6 Jan 2007 18:21:48 -0000 Uber Rules Got Me To Thinking About Cowboys http://www.ubersite.com/m/97350 Rating: 1.83 on 64 reviews, last by scourge 580 days ago Lungfish Thu, 4 Jan 2007 07:08:54 -0000 Words Commonly Seen on Uber, Pt. 1 (and a disturbing picture of a kitten sucking my rottweiler's teet) http://www.ubersite.com/m/97247 Rating: 1.50 on 27 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 30 Dec 2006 16:06:13 -0000 Words Commonly Seen on Uber, Pt. 1 (repost with improvements based on reviewer comments and a disturbing picture of a kitten sucking my rottweiler's teet) http://www.ubersite.com/m/97246 Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 30 Dec 2006 14:57:29 -0000 Words Commonly Seen on Uber, Pt. 1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/97232 Rating: 1.38 on 14 reviews, last by AsshOly 600 days ago Lungfish Sat, 30 Dec 2006 00:52:09 -0000 Welcome to My Nightmare http://www.ubersite.com/m/97182 Rating: 0.70 on 17 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Lungfish Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:55:10 -0000 Jump Back. Gonna Kiss Myself. http://www.ubersite.com/m/97144 Rating: 1.33 on 20 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Mon, 25 Dec 2006 18:45:29 -0000 wtf...I'm alone on Christmas Eve... http://www.ubersite.com/m/97127 Rating: 1.67 on 36 reviews, last by frankthebear 2 years ago Lungfish Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:58:56 -0000 Uber Clusterfarq v. 2.0 http://www.ubersite.com/m/97071 Rating: 1.38 on 37 reviews, last by sicosemen 579 days ago Lungfish Fri, 22 Dec 2006 14:11:13 -0000 Pointless Camwhore to Celebrate the End of Something or T'Other (Warning: Shitpost ...almost literally) http://www.ubersite.com/m/97020 Rating: 1.45 on 13 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 673 days ago Lungfish Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:39:04 -0000 I Finally Got It Up http://www.ubersite.com/m/96888 Rating: 1.96 on 37 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:12:05 -0000 When Plants Attack (wtih apologies to Jack_McCallum) (repost) http://www.ubersite.com/m/96684 Rating: 1.63 on 17 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Sat, 9 Dec 2006 03:43:34 -0000 When Plant Attack!! (with apologies to Jack_McCallum) http://www.ubersite.com/m/96682 Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Lungfish Sat, 9 Dec 2006 03:31:21 -0000 Thou Art Unfit for Any Place But Hell http://www.ubersite.com/m/96602 Rating: 1.62 on 22 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago Lungfish Thu, 7 Dec 2006 03:51:22 -0000 SPT: Uber Clusterfarq http://www.ubersite.com/m/96393 Rating: 1.58 on 45 reviews, last by sicosemen 579 days ago Lungfish Fri, 1 Dec 2006 02:37:49 -0000 Note to self: http://www.ubersite.com/m/96154 Rating: -0.53 on 17 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Lungfish Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:51:53 -0000 Funniest Thing I Heard Today (Warning: shitpost, except for a lovely graphic.) http://www.ubersite.com/m/96152 Rating: 0.50 on 12 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Lungfish Sat, 25 Nov 2006 05:19:04 -0000 Funniest Thing I Heard Today http://www.ubersite.com/m/96151 Rating: 0.80 on 14 reviews, last by beat_raven 611 days ago Lungfish Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:03:08 -0000 Random Shit: Wu Tang Clan Performs "These Motherfuckers" at the Globe Theatre in 1498 http://www.ubersite.com/m/96096 Rating: 1.27 on 15 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 666 days ago Lungfish Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:00:55 -0000 The Call Me Pussyface http://www.ubersite.com/m/95989 Rating: 1.75 on 20 reviews, last by pshuu 645 days ago Lungfish Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:54:00 -0000 They Call Me Pussyface http://www.ubersite.com/m/95988 Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago Lungfish Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:30:51 -0000 Vladimir Mayakovsky http://www.ubersite.com/m/95848 Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago Lungfish Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:40:32 -0000 The Work of a Misanthropic Rabbit-Killer (har har?) http://www.ubersite.com/m/95808 Rating: 0.33 on 7 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Lungfish Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:57:58 -0000 Why not to purchase stocks if you're drunk... http://www.ubersite.com/m/95764 Rating: 0.84 on 15 reviews, last by aldenso 2 years ago Lungfish Tue, 14 Nov 2006 21:24:08 -0000 A Message from Skunk Baxter to Danger_Ranger http://www.ubersite.com/m/95727 Rating: -0.30 on 17 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Lungfish Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:26:52 -0000 Things I Could Have Been Doing Instead of Watching "Constantine" http://www.ubersite.com/m/95662 Rating: 0.75 on 37 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago Lungfish <dh_frazier.at.hotmail.com> Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:09:27 -0000 My Brushes with Fame http://www.ubersite.com/m/95649 Rating: 1.03 on 60 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago Lungfish <dh_frazier.at.hotmail.com> Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:35:28 -0000 SPT: Jesus the Ripper http://www.ubersite.com/m/95592 Rating: 0.87 on 14 reviews, last by Newty 2 years ago Lungfish <dh_frazier.at.hotmail.com> Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:08:48 -0000 Mandatory 2nd-Post Camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/95457 Rating: 1.27 on 89 reviews, last by Maddog 233 days ago Lungfish <dh_frazier.at.hotmail.com> Tue, 7 Nov 2006 17:42:52 -0000 David Lowery...Friggin' Genius http://www.ubersite.com/m/95332 Rating: 1.55 on 13 reviews, last by Wildman 553 days ago Danny Frazier <dh_frazier.at.hotmail.com> Mon, 6 Nov 2006 01:23:41 -0000