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[General] Gimme a ship, bitch.   (Rating: 1.5 on 6 reviews, last by kaos-king 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-10 15:37:00 EDT
[General] I'm bored at work, and Batman is climbing around on my desk   (Rating: 1.95 on 22 reviews, last by PigOnLifeSupport 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-06 14:58:50 EDT
[General] How can Vincent D'Onofrio go from Full Metal Jacket to the crap-can that is L&O:CI?   (Rating: 1.79 on 17 reviews, last by Banga3386 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-04 14:38:48 EDT
[General] A haiku (SPT)   (Rating: -0.33 on 12 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-29 12:11:37 EDT
[General] I think so far outside the box, that I go against my better judgement!   (Rating: 1.89 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-26 12:06:07 EDT
[General] If the matrix exists, it sure likes fucking with me   (Rating: 1.93 on 16 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-21 12:15:13 EDT
[General] When I was young, I wanted to work at Meineke (Not funny or interesting, I just haven't posted anything for a while)   (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Davros 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-12 14:51:37 EDT
[General] I promise this post isn't about Katrina   (Rating: -1.08 on 12 reviews, last by Kel 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-02 17:35:54 EDT
[General] A Genuinely Inquisitive 20-something Attempts To Discuss Complex Subjects With His Asshole Of A Friend   (Rating: 1.84 on 26 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-18 17:52:44 EDT
[General] Sir, sir...   (Rating: -0.29 on 8 reviews, last by FartSmeller 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-18 11:32:51 EDT
[General] I've never been so disappointed in my life   (Rating: 1.19 on 14 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-12 15:00:44 EDT
[General] Sometimes, I should just shut my goddamn mouth   (Rating: 1.79 on 21 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-09 14:17:17 EDT
[General] The first sign of mental illness in women   (Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by Circe 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-08 14:43:18 EDT
[General] Sadomasochism, rubber bands, and toothaches   (Rating: 2 on 8 reviews, last by sinna 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-04 13:47:26 EDT
[General] Podcasts will cancel themselves out as an entertainment medium (Rant)   (Rating: 0.6 on 5 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-13 14:18:28 EDT
[General] Many thanks to my jeans, but that's really not necessary   (Rating: 1.68 on 20 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-12 11:26:45 EDT
[General] Open Letter to Disney   (Rating: 1.22 on 9 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-11 12:42:09 EDT
[General] How to leave a party with two gorgeous girls   (Rating: -0.15 on 15 reviews, last by DanielH 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-07 15:07:01 EDT
[General] I pulled a "Cornelius" last night   (Rating: 0.88 on 18 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-07-06 15:25:30 EDT
[General] I normally despise the drunks that clutter up my streets   (Rating: -1.91 on 12 reviews, last by potatomanjack 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-07-05 10:46:26 EDT
[General] Dennis Hoffman suggests "The War of the Worlds"   (Rating: -0.36 on 11 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-07-01 11:27:07 EDT
[General] New rules for surviving a horror film   (Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by Xcuses 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-29 13:24:59 EDT
[General] Unconditional love (Sappy)   (Rating: -0.4 on 5 reviews, last by Darth_Adwain 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-24 15:13:47 EDT
[General] A drunk asked me to call his mom   (Rating: 1.43 on 14 reviews, last by BigDaddyV2.0 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-23 11:51:33 EDT
[None] Dennis Hoffman's top 100 movie quotes   (Rating: -0.5 on 13 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-22 15:32:18 EDT
[General] Dennis Hoffman still rules   (Rating: -1.45 on 11 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-21 12:26:19 EDT
[General] Dennis Hoffman rules   (Rating: -1.6 on 5 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-21 12:23:19 EDT
[General] Tom Cruise is a pussy -or- Dennis Hoffman executes textbook pile-drivers   (Rating: -1.7 on 10 reviews, last by Sphagnum 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-21 11:58:52 EDT
[General] Morgan Spurlock is a complete and utter dumbass   (Rating: 1.86 on 7 reviews, last by alragusa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-16 11:36:08 EDT
[General] The negro children; A short follow-up   (Rating: 1.84 on 21 reviews, last by SkyLaR 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-15 15:06:24 EDT
[General] I know you're black and poor, but keep your goddamn kids under control   (Rating: 1.47 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-13 01:23:48 EDT
[General] Please don't sit by me   (Rating: 1.47 on 18 reviews, last by hobbs 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-09 15:33:47 EDT
[General] Fun with payphones   (Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by zenith_of_paranoia 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-08 14:52:41 EDT
[General] A brief look at history   (Rating: 1.67 on 9 reviews, last by Williams_2004 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-31 12:45:27 EDT
[General] There's a reason I watch so much Law & Order   (Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by ellsmall 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-27 11:31:36 EDT
[General] A day in the life of my 19 year old self   (Rating: -0.73 on 11 reviews, last by supadupapupa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-26 15:32:17 EDT
[General] My take on Revenge of the Sith (***SPOILERS***)   (Rating: 0.36 on 12 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-20 14:59:15 EDT
[General] The horrors of the birthday hamster   (Rating: 0.62 on 9 reviews, last by ellsmall 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-19 17:50:57 EDT
[Humor] The Book of Genesis according to Manic Velocity   (Rating: 1.71 on 7 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-17 17:53:25 EDT
[General] Watching people fuck no longer gets me horny   (Rating: 0.86 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-16 10:38:42 EDT

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Everything you ever wanted to know about manicvelocity

User id:15215
Registered on or around: 2005-01-04 14:32:50 EST
# Messages posted:54
# Reviews written:219
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 782
# Hits:41679
Average rating of all messages:0.71

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of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
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