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Gimme a ship, bitch. (Rating: 1.5 on 6 reviews, last by kaos-king 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-10 15:37:00 EDT

I'm bored at work, and Batman is climbing around on my desk (Rating: 1.95 on 22 reviews, last by PigOnLifeSupport 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-06 14:58:50 EDT

How can Vincent D'Onofrio go from Full Metal Jacket to the crap-can that is L&O:CI? (Rating: 1.79 on 17 reviews, last by Banga3386 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-10-04 14:38:48 EDT

A haiku (SPT) (Rating: -0.33 on 12 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-29 12:11:37 EDT

I think so far outside the box, that I go against my better judgement! (Rating: 1.89 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-26 12:06:07 EDT

If the matrix exists, it sure likes fucking with me (Rating: 1.93 on 16 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-21 12:15:13 EDT

When I was young, I wanted to work at Meineke (Not funny or interesting, I just haven't posted anything for a while) (Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Davros 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-12 14:51:37 EDT

I promise this post isn't about Katrina (Rating: -1.08 on 12 reviews, last by Kel 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-02 17:35:54 EDT

A Genuinely Inquisitive 20-something Attempts To Discuss Complex Subjects With His Asshole Of A Friend (Rating: 1.84 on 26 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-18 17:52:44 EDT

Sir, sir... (Rating: -0.29 on 8 reviews, last by FartSmeller 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-18 11:32:51 EDT

I've never been so disappointed in my life (Rating: 1.19 on 14 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-12 15:00:44 EDT

Sometimes, I should just shut my goddamn mouth (Rating: 1.79 on 21 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-09 14:17:17 EDT

The first sign of mental illness in women (Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by Circe 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-08 14:43:18 EDT

Sadomasochism, rubber bands, and toothaches (Rating: 2 on 8 reviews, last by sinna 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-08-04 13:47:26 EDT

Podcasts will cancel themselves out as an entertainment medium (Rant) (Rating: 0.6 on 5 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-13 14:18:28 EDT

Many thanks to my jeans, but that's really not necessary (Rating: 1.68 on 20 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-12 11:26:45 EDT

Open Letter to Disney (Rating: 1.22 on 9 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-11 12:42:09 EDT

How to leave a party with two gorgeous girls (Rating: -0.15 on 15 reviews, last by DanielH 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-07-07 15:07:01 EDT

I pulled a "Cornelius" last night (Rating: 0.88 on 18 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-07-06 15:25:30 EDT

I normally despise the drunks that clutter up my streets (Rating: -1.91 on 12 reviews, last by potatomanjack 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-07-05 10:46:26 EDT

Dennis Hoffman suggests "The War of the Worlds" (Rating: -0.36 on 11 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-07-01 11:27:07 EDT

New rules for surviving a horror film (Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by Xcuses 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-29 13:24:59 EDT

Unconditional love (Sappy) (Rating: -0.4 on 5 reviews, last by Darth_Adwain 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-24 15:13:47 EDT

A drunk asked me to call his mom (Rating: 1.43 on 14 reviews, last by BigDaddyV2.0 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-23 11:51:33 EDT

Dennis Hoffman's top 100 movie quotes (Rating: -0.5 on 13 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago)
Submitted by Dennis Hoffman (View user info) at 2005-06-22 15:32:18 EDT

Dennis Hoffman still rules (Rating: -1.45 on 11 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-21 12:26:19 EDT

Dennis Hoffman rules (Rating: -1.6 on 5 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-21 12:23:19 EDT

Tom Cruise is a pussy -or- Dennis Hoffman executes textbook pile-drivers (Rating: -1.7 on 10 reviews, last by Sphagnum 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-21 11:58:52 EDT

Morgan Spurlock is a complete and utter dumbass (Rating: 1.86 on 7 reviews, last by alragusa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-16 11:36:08 EDT

The negro children; A short follow-up (Rating: 1.84 on 21 reviews, last by SkyLaR 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-15 15:06:24 EDT

I know you're black and poor, but keep your goddamn kids under control (Rating: 1.47 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-13 01:23:48 EDT

Please don't sit by me (Rating: 1.47 on 18 reviews, last by hobbs 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-09 15:33:47 EDT

Fun with payphones (Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by zenith_of_paranoia 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-06-08 14:52:41 EDT

A brief look at history (Rating: 1.67 on 9 reviews, last by Williams_2004 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-31 12:45:27 EDT

There's a reason I watch so much Law & Order (Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by ellsmall 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-27 11:31:36 EDT

A day in the life of my 19 year old self (Rating: -0.73 on 11 reviews, last by supadupapupa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-26 15:32:17 EDT

My take on Revenge of the Sith (***SPOILERS***) (Rating: 0.36 on 12 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-20 14:59:15 EDT

The horrors of the birthday hamster (Rating: 0.62 on 9 reviews, last by ellsmall 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-19 17:50:57 EDT

The Book of Genesis according to Manic Velocity (Rating: 1.71 on 7 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-17 17:53:25 EDT

Watching people fuck no longer gets me horny (Rating: 0.86 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-05-16 10:38:42 EDT

User id:	15215
Registered on or around:	2005-01-04 14:32:50 EST
# Messages posted:	54
# Reviews written:	219
# Times these posts have been reviewed:	782
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Average rating of all messages:	0.71

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