Ubersite - manicvelocity http://www.ubersite.com/u/manicvelocity Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber 60 Ubersite http://www.ubersite.com/images/uber_small.gif http://www.ubersite.com/ 100 59 Ubersite - Because The Future Is Uber Gimme a ship, bitch. http://www.ubersite.com/m/76806 Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:37:00 -0000 I'm bored at work, and Batman is climbing around on my desk http://www.ubersite.com/m/76591 Rating: 1.95 on 22 reviews, last by PigOnLifeSupport 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 6 Oct 2005 18:58:50 -0000 How can Vincent D'Onofrio go from Full Metal Jacket to the crap-can that is L&O:CI? http://www.ubersite.com/m/76447 Rating: 1.79 on 17 reviews, last by Banga3386 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 4 Oct 2005 18:38:48 -0000 A haiku (SPT) http://www.ubersite.com/m/76133 Rating: -0.33 on 12 reviews, last by Serious_Melvin 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:11:37 -0000 I think so far outside the box, that I go against my better judgement! http://www.ubersite.com/m/75892 Rating: 1.89 on 9 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:06:07 -0000 If the matrix exists, it sure likes fucking with me http://www.ubersite.com/m/75600 Rating: 1.93 on 16 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 3 years ago Manic Velocity Wed, 21 Sep 2005 16:15:13 -0000 When I was young, I wanted to work at Meineke (Not funny or interesting, I just haven't posted anything for a while) http://www.ubersite.com/m/74997 Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 12 Sep 2005 18:51:37 -0000 I promise this post isn't about Katrina http://www.ubersite.com/m/74472 Rating: -1.08 on 12 reviews, last by Kel 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 2 Sep 2005 21:35:54 -0000 A Genuinely Inquisitive 20-something Attempts To Discuss Complex Subjects With His Asshole Of A Friend http://www.ubersite.com/m/73472 Rating: 1.84 on 26 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 18 Aug 2005 21:52:44 -0000 Sir, sir... http://www.ubersite.com/m/73425 Rating: -0.29 on 8 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:32:51 -0000 I've never been so disappointed in my life http://www.ubersite.com/m/73087 Rating: 1.19 on 14 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 12 Aug 2005 19:00:44 -0000 Sometimes, I should just shut my goddamn mouth http://www.ubersite.com/m/72831 Rating: 1.79 on 21 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 9 Aug 2005 18:17:17 -0000 The first sign of mental illness in women http://www.ubersite.com/m/72737 Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 8 Aug 2005 18:43:18 -0000 Sadomasochism, rubber bands, and toothaches http://www.ubersite.com/m/72474 Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by sinna 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 4 Aug 2005 17:47:26 -0000 Podcasts will cancel themselves out as an entertainment medium (Rant) http://www.ubersite.com/m/70588 Rating: 0.60 on 5 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago Manic Velocity Wed, 13 Jul 2005 18:18:28 -0000 Many thanks to my jeans, but that's really not necessary http://www.ubersite.com/m/70482 Rating: 1.68 on 20 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 12 Jul 2005 15:26:45 -0000 Open Letter to Disney http://www.ubersite.com/m/70399 Rating: 1.22 on 9 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 11 Jul 2005 16:42:09 -0000 How to leave a party with two gorgeous girls http://www.ubersite.com/m/70168 Rating: -0.15 on 15 reviews, last by DanielH 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 7 Jul 2005 19:07:01 -0000 I pulled a "Cornelius" last night http://www.ubersite.com/m/70058 Rating: 0.88 on 18 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Wed, 6 Jul 2005 19:25:30 -0000 I normally despise the drunks that clutter up my streets http://www.ubersite.com/m/69964 Rating: -1.91 on 12 reviews, last by potatomanjack 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Tue, 5 Jul 2005 14:46:26 -0000 Dennis Hoffman suggests "The War of the Worlds" http://www.ubersite.com/m/69774 Rating: -0.36 on 11 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Fri, 1 Jul 2005 15:27:07 -0000 New rules for surviving a horror film http://www.ubersite.com/m/69593 Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by Xcuses 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Wed, 29 Jun 2005 17:24:59 -0000 Unconditional love (Sappy) http://www.ubersite.com/m/69281 Rating: -0.40 on 5 reviews, last by Darth_Adwain 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Fri, 24 Jun 2005 19:13:47 -0000 A drunk asked me to call his mom http://www.ubersite.com/m/69152 Rating: 1.43 on 14 reviews, last by BigDaddyV2.0 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Thu, 23 Jun 2005 15:51:33 -0000 Dennis Hoffman's top 100 movie quotes http://www.ubersite.com/m/69080 Rating: -0.50 on 13 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago Dennis Hoffman Wed, 22 Jun 2005 19:32:18 -0000 Dennis Hoffman still rules http://www.ubersite.com/m/68995 Rating: -1.45 on 11 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 21 Jun 2005 16:26:19 -0000 Dennis Hoffman rules http://www.ubersite.com/m/68994 Rating: -1.60 on 5 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 21 Jun 2005 16:23:19 -0000 Tom Cruise is a pussy -or- Dennis Hoffman executes textbook pile-drivers http://www.ubersite.com/m/68991 Rating: -1.70 on 10 reviews, last by Sphagnum 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 21 Jun 2005 15:58:52 -0000 Morgan Spurlock is a complete and utter dumbass http://www.ubersite.com/m/68676 Rating: 1.86 on 7 reviews, last by alragusa 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 16 Jun 2005 15:36:08 -0000 The negro children; A short follow-up http://www.ubersite.com/m/68609 Rating: 1.84 on 21 reviews, last by SkyLaR 3 years ago Manic Velocity Wed, 15 Jun 2005 19:06:24 -0000 I know you're black and poor, but keep your goddamn kids under control http://www.ubersite.com/m/68390 Rating: 1.47 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 13 Jun 2005 05:23:48 -0000 Please don't sit by me http://www.ubersite.com/m/68172 Rating: 1.47 on 18 reviews, last by hobbs 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 9 Jun 2005 19:33:47 -0000 Fun with payphones http://www.ubersite.com/m/68058 Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by zenith_of_paranoia 3 years ago Manic Velocity Wed, 8 Jun 2005 18:52:41 -0000 A brief look at history http://www.ubersite.com/m/67426 Rating: 1.67 on 9 reviews, last by Williams_2004 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 31 May 2005 16:45:27 -0000 There's a reason I watch so much Law & Order http://www.ubersite.com/m/67270 Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by ellsmall 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 27 May 2005 15:31:36 -0000 A day in the life of my 19 year old self http://www.ubersite.com/m/67201 Rating: -0.73 on 11 reviews, last by supadupapupa 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 26 May 2005 19:32:17 -0000 My take on Revenge of the Sith (***SPOILERS***) http://www.ubersite.com/m/66741 Rating: 0.36 on 12 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 20 May 2005 18:59:15 -0000 The horrors of the birthday hamster http://www.ubersite.com/m/66677 Rating: 0.62 on 9 reviews, last by ellsmall 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 19 May 2005 21:50:57 -0000 The Book of Genesis according to Manic Velocity http://www.ubersite.com/m/66500 Rating: 1.71 on 7 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 17 May 2005 21:53:25 -0000 Watching people fuck no longer gets me horny http://www.ubersite.com/m/66375 Rating: 0.86 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 16 May 2005 14:38:42 -0000 My little brother died this morning from a drug overdose http://www.ubersite.com/m/66241 Rating: 0.16 on 39 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 13 May 2005 17:17:55 -0000 A rant about my friend who hates women http://www.ubersite.com/m/66159 Rating: 0.87 on 21 reviews, last by paxlaurien 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 12 May 2005 17:38:21 -0000 We're never alone - A theory of lost and newfound love http://www.ubersite.com/m/66044 Rating: 1.22 on 14 reviews, last by thecaes 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 10 May 2005 17:27:52 -0000 Help me to understand http://www.ubersite.com/m/65952 Rating: 0.80 on 5 reviews, last by firefly 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 9 May 2005 17:30:50 -0000 I've seen Supersize Me and I still eat fast food http://www.ubersite.com/m/65909 Rating: 1.35 on 45 reviews, last by doctorj24 3 years ago Manic Velocity Sun, 8 May 2005 20:25:50 -0000 Real men drink Red Line http://www.ubersite.com/m/65819 Rating: 1.74 on 23 reviews, last by darkwulffe 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 6 May 2005 20:24:59 -0000 I'm an honorary member of a toilet anxiety support group http://www.ubersite.com/m/65719 Rating: 1.83 on 7 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 5 May 2005 16:25:36 -0000 A list of things I've learned about people - Part 2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/65645 Rating: 0.74 on 15 reviews, last by Feijuada 3 years ago Manic Velocity Wed, 4 May 2005 16:01:27 -0000 A list of things I've learned about people http://www.ubersite.com/m/65574 Rating: -0.42 on 26 reviews, last by DavyJones 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 3 May 2005 17:14:00 -0000 I was approached to be on American Idol http://www.ubersite.com/m/65482 Rating: 0.17 on 12 reviews, last by stevie_says 3 years ago Manic Velocity Mon, 2 May 2005 15:50:56 -0000 The Sandman jerked off on my face last night http://www.ubersite.com/m/65345 Rating: 1.15 on 14 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 3 years ago Manic Velocity Fri, 29 Apr 2005 17:34:15 -0000 Don't call me racist because I make fun of your religion http://www.ubersite.com/m/65255 Rating: 1.44 on 16 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago Manic Velocity Thu, 28 Apr 2005 16:53:38 -0000 Hokey religions and ancient weapons http://www.ubersite.com/m/65165 Rating: -0.09 on 11 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago Manic Velocity Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:34:19 -0000 First uber submission http://www.ubersite.com/m/65078 Rating: -0.62 on 32 reviews, last by Girlwithaclue 3 years ago Manic Velocity Tue, 26 Apr 2005 18:54:36 -0000