Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Word Association Bitch!
  2. My shocking origin revealed!
  3. Fuck You
  4. Fear and Loathing in Tempe
  5. Swamp Ass and Magnet Balls
  6. Asian Massage $19.95
  7. A Good Day To Die
  8. I'm thinking of starting a...
  9. Corporate American Psycho
  10. Visiting the old alma mater!
more...
Most Heated
  1. Word Association Bitch! (81 heat)
  2. Asian Massage $19.95 (45 heat)
  3. I'm thinking of starting a... (34 heat)
  4. Step back, bitches! Shit ... (29 heat)
  5. Hey...Ummm, Bart. What Ar... (23 heat)
  6. Dreams . . . a defense mec... (21 heat)
  7. the Earth IS getting bigge... (20 heat)
  8. 5 year Uberversary + why I... (14 heat)
  9. Rock Bottom? (13 heat)
  10. So EPIC it will hammer pun... (12 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1215352 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (772283 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (506614 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (426606 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (381897 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (351836 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327194 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317251 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (311506 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (274928 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1569850 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1552443 hits)
  3. Razor (1531829 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1493941 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1427802 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1395548 hits)
  7. loki (1141515 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1081176 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1066617 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1056981 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1024280 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (991126 hits)
  13. Yankees! (974876 hits)
  14. Tom (921054 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (845058 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (831400 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (813720 hits)
  18. Sorrell (803834 hits)
  19. Wally (794616 hits)
  20. RIP™ (776912 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (757828 hits)
  22. RON PAUL 2008! (747528 hits)
  23. Phallic_Cymbals (747221 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (740072 hits)
  25. Will Zone (725415 hits)
  26. T then ToM (717251 hits)
  27. User Blocked (712329 hits)
  28. iddqd (698746 hits)
  29. kaos-king (685704 hits)
  30. kaos-king (667915 hits)
Advanced »
Bored At Work?

Labels

This user has not created any labels.

Original Submissions

[Romance] Bad Dates: The Puerto Rican   (Rating: 1.53 on 52 reviews, last by Average_Dan 32 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2009-09-22 23:26:44 EDT
[None] Unconsummated, one-sided sexual tension with an unavailable doctor   (Rating: 1.36 on 63 reviews, last by GroundHorse 48 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2009-09-03 23:22:22 EDT
[Business & Financial] On Women, Working, and Equality   (Rating: 1.13 on 52 reviews, last by icarus1987 120 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2009-07-05 16:20:10 EDT
[None] Twenty-five   (Rating: 1.45 on 72 reviews, last by netimportant 108 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2009-06-11 03:30:08 EDT
[None] Hilarious reading at the expense of sexually naive Christians.   (Rating: 1.6 on 56 reviews, last by NetProphet 174 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2009-01-25 14:07:31 EST
[None] This place is so depressing.   (Rating: 0.15 on 74 reviews, last by NetProphet 175 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-08-03 10:08:45 EDT
[None] Boo   (Rating: 0.38 on 51 reviews, last by ghola 478 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-07-15 20:38:27 EDT
[None] Ponderings on French Existentialism   (Rating: 0.46 on 27 reviews, last by scourge 500 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-06-22 14:34:50 EDT
[Poetry] I worked hard on this story.   (Rating: 0.07 on 105 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 505 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-04-14 20:49:50 EDT
[Romance] I'm a sensual lover   (Rating: 0.03 on 60 reviews, last by PepsiCoke 579 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-04-04 03:49:56 EDT
[Romance] bart us is a dirty whore   (Rating: -0.8 on 36 reviews, last by haikumikoo 605 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-02-29 03:27:17 EST
[Romance] Who wants to have a threesome with me? (NSFW)   (Rating: -0.22 on 94 reviews, last by forthewin 619 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-02-01 01:57:36 EST
[None] 4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree   (Rating: -0.02 on 218 reviews, last by netimportant 584 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-28 03:50:39 EST
[Romance] Harmonicka   (Rating: 1.04 on 30 reviews, last by Method 653 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-22 03:38:10 EST
[Graphics] Rare Bart Paraphernalia   (Rating: 1.23 on 62 reviews, last by Fabish 654 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-16 16:04:33 EST
[None] Hello, dear friends!   (Rating: 0.18 on 45 reviews, last by stone8946 661 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2008-01-15 00:48:23 EST
[Science & Environmental] menstrual camwhore   (Rating: 0.2 on 126 reviews, last by sideshow 582 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-23 04:29:12 EST
[None] Jingle Bells   (Rating: 0.05 on 35 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 685 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-20 20:28:08 EST
[None] Orange Painting   (Rating: 0.68 on 82 reviews, last by rob_berg 659 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-16 19:57:39 EST
[None] Guitar Painting: A Painting of a Guitar   (Rating: 0.6 on 48 reviews, last by Berty 689 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-16 03:27:50 EST
[Romance] The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.   (Rating: 0.9 on 91 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 677 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-13 18:47:50 EST
[None] Emo Story Plus Camwhore of Me Stuffing My Hole with a Phallic Object! LOLARIOUS!   (Rating: 1.1 on 24 reviews, last by Berty 698 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-12-07 16:44:49 EST
[None] Need a Freelance Designer?   (Rating: 0.6 on 108 reviews, last by Shlongy 582 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-21 04:52:39 EST
[None] Lost   (Rating: 0.5 on 36 reviews, last by netimportant 714 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-15 03:23:30 EST
[None] Questions for Non-Americans   (Rating: 0.52 on 258 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 707 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-13 01:10:05 EST
[None] What’s your Achilles’ heel?   (Rating: 0.19 on 49 reviews, last by Quint 725 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-09 18:51:10 EST
[None] On the Open Road   (Rating: 0.48 on 47 reviews, last by netimportant 726 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-09 04:42:57 EST
[Republicans] The Importance of Being Modest   (Rating: 0.78 on 67 reviews, last by sideshow 582 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-11-04 23:31:05 EST
[None] Words   (Rating: 0.41 on 54 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-10-30 22:30:51 EDT
[None] I will now camwhore on every post.   (Rating: 0.67 on 48 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 725 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-10-15 03:45:40 EDT
[None] I love to bang!   (Rating: -0.94 on 23 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 717 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-10-11 23:46:45 EDT
[None] A Story About Steve   (Rating: 1.25 on 31 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-10-05 04:43:47 EDT
[None] Camwhore Bonanza!   (Rating: 0.49 on 144 reviews, last by JonnyX 120 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-09-24 23:41:59 EDT
[None] Voicewhore   (Rating: 0.45 on 12 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-09-23 01:52:08 EDT
[Romance] Shlongy, make love to me in the desert!   (Rating: 0.58 on 29 reviews, last by SgtHartman 2 years ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-08-24 23:52:40 EDT
[Romance] Hold Onto Love   (Rating: 1.06 on 17 reviews, last by zeppert 64 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-08-23 21:12:57 EDT
[Romance] The Art of Seducing Women   (Rating: 0.75 on 36 reviews, last by zeppert 64 days ago)
Submitted by netimportant (View user info) at 2007-08-20 21:30:44 EDT



Everything you ever wanted to know about netimportant

User id:31600
Registered on or around: 2007-07-26 21:51:08 EDT
# Messages posted:37
# Reviews written:1049
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 2462
# Hits:67711
Average rating of all messages:0.56

RSS


Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.

-- Homer Simpson
The Front