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<title>The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 10: Let That be a Lesson</title>
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<title>On Spitting</title>
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<title>The Chair</title>
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<title>This Will Send Me Straight To Hell:</title>
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<title>This Will Send Me Straight to Hell:</title>
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<title>Handing out Candy: Halloween &#39;05</title>
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<title>October Wind (D-Prime Madness)</title>
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<title>How&#39;s About I Give You a Spoon, So You Can Eat My Ass?</title>
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<title>Major League Baseball Playoffs: Predictions and Write-Ups</title>
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<title>Musical Flashback: Remember 1992?</title>
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<title>Friday Entertainment: The Kevin Bacon Game</title>
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<title>Worst Drivers&#39; Ed Class In History</title>
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<title>Boys in Tha Hood (this is fucking ridiculous)</title>
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<title>Bitch About Gas Prices Thursday (BAGPT) $4.00 a Gallon</title>
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<title>1980s Movies Vol. 7: The Oscar Winners</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 29 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Don&#39;t Take The Girl</title>
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<title>What Was I Thinking? (for badassmofo - the Jersey Redneck)</title>
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<title>My Life: By Nitty (Camwhore-apalooza)</title>
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<title>Very Few Things Make Me Stop and Think. This One Did.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 92 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Nitty&#39;s Night in the Slammer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73202</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 112 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
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<title>!980s Movies Vol 6: Teeny-Bopper Films and 1 for ME</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.98 on 23 reviews, last by BobLobla 4 years ago</description>
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<title>7PM tomorrow: Nitty goes to Jail</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 90 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
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<title>1980s Movies Vol 5: The Requests. GHEY or NOT??</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 32 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
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<title>The Irony of Death: Three Wooden Crosses</title>
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<title>1980s Movies Vol. 4: The COMEDIES</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 55 reviews, last by EAZEDZT 4 years ago</description>
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<title>The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 9: Chicken and Waffles, Mutherfucker</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by BobSandwich 495 days ago</description>
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<title>1980 Movies, Vol 3: Kicker of all Ass, or Just Plain Ass?</title>
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<title>Where Our Secrets Go</title>
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<title>1980s B-grade Movies, Vol 1 (inspired by little Tommy Sorrell)</title>
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<title>Prized Possession</title>
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<title>Bart, you&#39;re gonna be RICH</title>
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<author>nitty</author>
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<title>One. Last. Time.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 16 reviews, last by Professional_Peon 4 years ago</description>
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<author>nitty</author>
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<title>Genesis</title>
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<title>Whiskey Lullaby</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 18 reviews, last by Crystle 4 years ago</description>
<author>nitty</author>
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<title>Finally, Nitty&#39;s Thoughts on the War</title>
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<title>I&#39;m a Helluva Wingman</title>
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<title>Mother&#39;s Day + Show Tunes = Homosexuality??</title>
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<title>You&#39;re WHERE? The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 8</title>
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<title>Scenes from a Strip Club: March 2004 (part 1)</title>
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<title>My NEW Camwhore</title>
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<title>Bar Songs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by nitty34 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Not Animal-Friendly: The Brakefield Chronicles Vol. 7 (for Shlongy)</title>
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<title>Blockbuster Video: Going - Going - GONE.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Barry Bonds: The Home Run Argument</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 14 reviews, last by Satansgotsyphillis 4 years ago</description>
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<title>My Uber-Folio: A self-critique.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 41 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>nitty</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 15 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
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<author>nitty</author>
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<author>nitty</author>
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<author>nitty</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 15 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>nitty</author>
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