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<title>The single story (yes, me...finally)</title>
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<title>Back for a random visit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.49 on 40 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Help Squirrelmaster pick and edit her college essays (probably my last post)</title>
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<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Lusting and the things you do to me (nsfw in textual nature)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 32 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Where is the love?  (The happier Uber compilation) AND Lindsey Lohan - double feature kids!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 43 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>My sister's photographs</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 52 reviews, last by now_thats_doom 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Ramblings of a squirrel:  regaining respect</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 27 reviews, last by l-ryd 5 years ago</description>
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<title>An anonymous conclusion:  and now I am alone, and I deserve it</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.35 on 86 reviews, last by strangeparadox 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>The Indigenous Smoking People of city parks</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 22 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 13:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nostalgia:  words on going back</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40253</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 15 reviews, last by Scott_James 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Aug 2004 17:18:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My secret childhood diaries (warning:  incoherent babble and pictors)</title>
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<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Katie Price's tits:  Squirrelmaster does NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40084</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 29 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>An illustrated history of life as an Undercover Geek&trade;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 57 reviews, last by s3iferoth 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Hot Naked Jesus</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Crazies I have known:  Chicago public transit encounters</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by dakingisdead 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Vida Guerra's ass:  SquirrelMaster does NSFW</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 51 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Quite possibly the worst apology ever (warning: psycho babble)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 20 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 18:48:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes, she really did get her head stuck in a coat hanger</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 32 reviews, last by AlkalineSolo 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Ohlookasquirrel presents: Photo Collage (what I really did for a month)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39017</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 101 reviews, last by creep_firebombing 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>For super flexible ballerinas, click here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 24 reviews, last by strider 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 17:35:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spice Girls shrines and unforgettable families - my best friend (and temporary ubersite goodbye)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35938</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 43 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>"Why is it so important that he be attracted to me?" - an anonymous account with anonymous camwhoring</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35803</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 100 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Where is the love? (a fourth happier uber compilation)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 23 reviews, last by shitfuck 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Why Sammy Sosa isn't a Pitcher, and Why I am a wimpy ditz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34854</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 34 reviews, last by Stabkill 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2004 21:39:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Guidelines for a national crisis</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 33 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 22:08:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Family, my aunt, and camwhoring</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33633</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 69 reviews, last by Falco 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 20:29:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to be a &quot;cool guy&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33337</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 45 reviews, last by Tenyuki 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 01:18:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pause and move on</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32559</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 26 reviews, last by maiorano84 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 May 2004 22:03:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where is the love? (A third happier uber compilation)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32193</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 29 reviews, last by maiorano84 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 May 2004 00:54:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drifting back, danger, and fairy tales</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31856</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by dakingisdead 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2004 23:25:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Will you marry me, Tom?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30760</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 165 reviews, last by funk_boy 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2004 20:39:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After this I am taking my monocle off and shoving it up my ass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29983</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 46 reviews, last by NavyJester 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 00:53:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sting cannot possibly be the same guy who was in the Police</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29741</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 39 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Those crazy Russians</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 25 reviews, last by Vanilla 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Where is the love? (Another happier Uber compilation)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29126</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 28 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Up here for thinking, down there for dancing (as requested by iddqd)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28036</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 11 reviews, last by Deisangua 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2004 01:00:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Great Decay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27796</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 18 reviews, last by Dlove 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2004 01:13:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The official polyamorousaj hate post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27661</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 149 reviews, last by Sideburns 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2004 01:43:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Driftwood:  A Fairy Tale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27408</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 19 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2004 23:33:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You threw up on my shoes?  Here, accept this gift as a token of my approval.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 20 reviews, last by Envenom 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Mar 2004 23:38:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I am proud to be a part of the ADD generation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27199</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 18 reviews, last by kai070169 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Why I am proud to be a part of the ADD generation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27198</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 16 reviews, last by ZackTheRipper 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Where is the love? (A happier Uber compilation)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27118</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 35 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>I am defective</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 38 reviews, last by Slapshot99 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Happy Pulaski Day!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 18 reviews, last by smithy32 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>McGuddah: Revealed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 25 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>Possums: A Tribute</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26535</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 23 reviews, last by Kristen 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
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<title>My cleaning lady is a member of the Mexican Mafia (part 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26449</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 11 reviews, last by kai070169 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2004 22:57:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My cleaning lady is a member of the Mexican mafia</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26384</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 16 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:59:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cops hassle white guys too, or why free AOL CDs are the downfall of civilization</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 28 reviews, last by Trout 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 23:57:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Please forgive me Natalophelia; I did it out of love</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26152</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 35 reviews, last by JustAnotherHunter 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2004 03:55:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is Uber exempt from the laws of science?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 13 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2004 02:41:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>reflections on art, music, and modern life (long...)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.35 on 23 reviews, last by MrCoffee 5 years ago</description>
<author>ohlookasquirrel</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2004 00:36:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>help me out here</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by smithy32 5 years ago</description>
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