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[Romance] boohoofish1978, Internet Weirdness and Minor Threats   (Rating: 0.82 on 125 reviews, last by Merlina 2 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-06-03 05:13:58 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Black Death - Part One   (Rating: 1.41 on 70 reviews, last by JonnyX 18 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-20 05:38:07 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Benches and Bike Rides   (Rating: 1.59 on 131 reviews, last by Bubba2341 167 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-19 08:34:45 EDT
[Romance] Head to Head - Mystiamoon and Orphelia (USA vs UK) Who is the biggest freak? YOU decide!   (Rating: 1.17 on 141 reviews, last by JonnyX 18 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-15 09:04:50 EDT
[Iraq] Fun With Over-The-Counter Drugs   (Rating: 1.66 on 111 reviews, last by gazaroo82 150 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-10 19:55:54 EDT
[Sound & Music] The Perils of Texting (or The Perfect Bad Day)   (Rating: 1.57 on 63 reviews, last by JonnyX 180 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-07 18:35:27 EDT
[Romance] Wednesday Picture Quiz - Men of Rock (HOT!!)   (Rating: 0.82 on 171 reviews, last by RoadSong 177 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-06 06:55:19 EDT
[Romance] Things I Want To Put Inside Me   (Rating: 0.87 on 49 reviews, last by moopy4u 183 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-05-01 15:34:16 EDT
[None] uber get fucked   (Rating: -0.34 on 114 reviews, last by JonnyX 18 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-04-14 11:05:01 EDT
[None] Falling at 3am   (Rating: 0.86 on 95 reviews, last by orphelia 166 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-04-10 14:23:06 EDT
[Science & Environmental] Postcards From London   (Rating: 1.43 on 84 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 207 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-04-02 14:02:31 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Mobile Pictures (Camwhore)   (Rating: 1.13 on 300 reviews, last by orphelia 156 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-31 02:40:10 EDT
[Romance] Checking For Splooge On My Windows   (Rating: 1.51 on 123 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-30 05:06:22 EDT
[Dumb Jobs] So Long And Thanks For All The Gay... (Ever so slightly NSFW)   (Rating: 1.16 on 125 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-26 05:24:48 EDT
[None] Springtime and Empty Crisp Packets   (Rating: 1.89 on 62 reviews, last by Merlina 227 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-23 08:20:44 EDT
[Graphics] Moobs Of Uber 2009 (NSFW???)   (Rating: 1.2 on 87 reviews, last by orphelia 179 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-19 05:44:11 EDT
[Iraq] OMG!!! My 8 year old son is making me a Grandma!!   (Rating: 0.98 on 86 reviews, last by orphelia 228 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-18 05:31:17 EDT
[General] Beautiful British Women - No, really, they exist! With added picture of what I imagine their boobies look like! (Slightly NSFW)   (Rating: 1.36 on 92 reviews, last by JonnyX 232 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia feels lesbian (View user info) at 2009-03-16 18:31:24 EDT
[Libertarians] My Massive Garage Sale Auction Of Crazy Stuff You Will Never Use (10% Discount With Every +2!)   (Rating: 1.45 on 164 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia needs funds! (View user info) at 2009-03-12 02:08:24 EDT
[Computers & Internet] Yanks and Canadians You Have Some Explaining To Do...   (Rating: 0.67 on 91 reviews, last by F.J.Bell 235 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-11 05:35:29 EDT
[Republicans] Monkeys For Emission (NSFWish in a primate way)   (Rating: 1.59 on 51 reviews, last by Sphagnum 242 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-05 06:06:26 EST
[Quotes & Stories] The Tale of Vinny Spinks   (Rating: 1.73 on 36 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia (View user info) at 2009-03-04 12:48:14 EST
[News] Well, I have decided to let you guys see them... (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.21 on 63 reviews, last by orphelia 183 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - Titillation for the masses (View user info) at 2009-02-27 09:07:29 EST
[Movies & TV] Go Outside And Take A Picture   (Rating: 1.6 on 49 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - sponsored by kodak (View user info) at 2009-02-03 08:39:50 EST
[Science & Environmental] Thoughts on Uber (Contains a list, I was looking through my old posts and I haven't done a list yet and personally I like lists...   (Rating: 1.08 on 267 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - for your reading pleasure (View user info) at 2009-01-27 06:27:45 EST
[None] it's my birthday today   (Rating: 0.65 on 64 reviews, last by corn_nugget 282 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - queen of no content (View user info) at 2009-01-25 18:27:49 EST
[Romance] I am in love   (Rating: 0.96 on 57 reviews, last by RoadSong 244 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - queen of no content (View user info) at 2009-01-23 06:00:01 EST
[News] Pork And Bitch - What would you be?   (Rating: 0.91 on 180 reviews, last by RoadSong 257 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - bringing sunshine to Uber (View user info) at 2008-08-13 08:04:49 EDT
[Romance] Happy Birthday Flash! (NSFW if bikini clad beauties are NSFW)   (Rating: 1.1 on 164 reviews, last by mystiamoon 186 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - bringing sunshine to Uber (View user info) at 2008-08-06 05:53:42 EDT
[Sports] I never said I was pretty....   (Rating: 0.88 on 252 reviews, last by FALLEN 2 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - trout faced troll (View user info) at 2008-07-29 16:35:18 EDT
[Romance] UberDirectory2008 (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.61 on 156 reviews, last by Bubba2341 186 days ago)
Submitted by scourge - flower of the desert (View user info) at 2008-07-23 10:54:50 EDT
[None] Today   (Rating: 0.87 on 176 reviews, last by Method 338 days ago)
Submitted by orphelia - mum to be mark 3 (View user info) at 2008-06-17 09:31:00 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica 2008 - The Final Round!   (Rating: 1.5 on 47 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Whorephelia - Mistress Of Erotica (View user info) at 2008-04-21 04:42:27 EDT
[None] Uberotica 2008 - The Second Round!   (Rating: 1.04 on 125 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2008-04-15 04:24:04 EDT
[Romance] Family Ties - Uberotica 2008 (Slightly NSFW)   (Rating: 1.84 on 75 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2008-04-09 05:20:58 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica 2008 - The First Round!   (Rating: 1.09 on 123 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Whorephelia - Ubertart (View user info) at 2008-04-07 09:39:10 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica 2008   (Rating: 1.02 on 265 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Whorephelia - Ubertart (View user info) at 2008-04-02 08:55:40 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Two's a Crowd (Flash Fiction?)   (Rating: 1.42 on 71 reviews, last by Toshi 558 days ago)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2008-03-06 07:39:20 EST
[Romance] Ubertines Round 2 '08 - 'Love is... Saturday   (Rating: 1.88 on 82 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2008-02-19 19:28:47 EST
[Romance] Ubertines 2008 - 'A Mouthful of Chalky Hearts'   (Rating: 1.71 on 55 reviews, last by TheUniter 353 days ago)
Submitted by Orphelia (View user info) at 2008-02-13 19:46:58 EST

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User id:30868
Registered on or around: 2007-05-01 17:50:18 EDT
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Kent: Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been
causing more crimes than it's been preventing?

Homer: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

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