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[None] “Up the bum, no babies!” – And the pinch and roll method explained   (Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by xanderd 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-04-11 10:35:21 EDT
[Humor] I'm prepared for the end of the world. Are you?   (Rating: 1.72 on 47 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-03-22 08:16:01 EST
[Romance] So your woman faked her orgasm. What do you do now?   (Rating: 1.31 on 40 reviews, last by sinna 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-03-14 11:29:14 EST
[None] Can I get some Odds? Peter North to cum and drown a co-star at 10-1   (Rating: 1.5 on 10 reviews, last by Smack_Fuck 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-24 10:41:11 EST
[Humor] Babies: A Curse on Society   (Rating: 1.86 on 28 reviews, last by Nellypaal 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-10 09:44:25 EST
[None] If you were a crackpot Aussie wheat farmer running your own country, what would you do?   (Rating: 1.91 on 16 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-08 07:43:13 EST
[None] Ozzy in Bulgaria...... Tracking the Elusive Goatse Man (SFW and now with 900% more camwhore)   (Rating: 2 on 31 reviews, last by Davros 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-03 06:30:17 EST
[Humor] Shitting down the throats of German women is big business these days   (Rating: 1.5 on 16 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-31 09:57:24 EST
[Humor] Imagine the softness: A reach around from Snuffleupagus   (Rating: 1.4 on 21 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-11 08:42:02 EST
[None] The Great Pubic Hair Debate   (Rating: 1.86 on 92 reviews, last by twitch9387 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-06 08:29:34 EST
[None] Nigger Ball- And other school yard shenanigans   (Rating: 1.43 on 22 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-01-04 09:43:36 EST
[None] An Ode to Vic: Perverted Master of Pranks, and the Theory of 18   (Rating: 1.61 on 18 reviews, last by ozzy 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-12-14 10:19:15 EST
[None] S Claus: The Original Paedophile   (Rating: 1.59 on 24 reviews, last by hot_pocket 662 days ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-12-06 10:10:31 EST
[Humor] Kick the Midget   (Rating: 1.85 on 30 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-30 11:15:14 EST
[Politics] The Missing Ingredient in the War on Terror   (Rating: 1.28 on 33 reviews, last by Stuch 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-23 10:46:05 EST
[None] How to get a hand job from a former celebrity   (Rating: 2 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-17 09:26:19 EST
[Humor] I swear, with Satan as my witness, someone pissed in my mate's gene pool   (Rating: 1.71 on 16 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-11-01 07:42:38 EST
[None] Bad Arse Aussie Wildlife: The Ultimate Revenge   (Rating: 1.47 on 36 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-10-25 08:20:11 EDT
[Humor] A Day in the Life of George W Bush   (Rating: 1.1 on 27 reviews, last by Magickmuse 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-10-06 09:02:11 EDT
[Humor] Behind the Scenes: A sordid confession of sex, lies and eating disorders (Picture possibly NSFW)   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by missedthepoint 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-28 09:43:59 EDT
[Humor] Crime and Punishment- Japanese Game Show Style?   (Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-20 09:21:14 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Hot New Talent   (Rating: 1.94 on 22 reviews, last by disco_brad 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-13 09:17:31 EDT
[Humor] If you really cared about nature, you’d masturbate in the shower   (Rating: 1.91 on 30 reviews, last by Hentrina 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-09-06 09:58:38 EDT
[None] Marriage: A redundant religious tradition?   (Rating: 1.35 on 39 reviews, last by yeahthatme 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-30 12:12:05 EDT
[Humor] How my Bra Phobia Became a Breast Obsession   (Rating: 1.8 on 12 reviews, last by ozzy 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-23 10:38:22 EDT
[Humor] Dancing: The Enemy of the White Man   (Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by Akegata 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-17 10:09:24 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] Money Isn't Everything   (Rating: 1.78 on 11 reviews, last by Deidra 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-12 10:45:10 EDT
[Humor] Sun, Sand, Surf, and how not to impress a girl   (Rating: 0.88 on 9 reviews, last by RydinJ 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-09 09:46:30 EDT
[None] Unconscious......   (Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-05 11:18:56 EDT
[None] Shit in the forest? + camwhore   (Rating: 1.62 on 11 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2005-08-01 07:01:15 EDT
[None] Nicknames Stick Like.........Poo to a blanket (Vol IV)   (Rating: 1.5 on 3 reviews, last by olivia_tremor_control 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-25 09:47:07 EDT
[None] Unconfirmed reports of more bombs in London   (Rating: 0.02 on 30 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-21 08:38:10 EDT
[None] Nicknames Stick Like......Poo to a Blanket (Vol III)   (Rating: 2 on 13 reviews, last by Mr-Boo 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-20 07:09:37 EDT
[Humor] Nicknames Stick Like ....... Poo to a Blanket (Vol II)   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by MrWillard 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-12 08:37:14 EDT
[None] Nicknames Stick Like......Poo to a Blanket   (Rating: 1.8 on 11 reviews, last by Fabit 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-07-06 09:29:46 EDT
[None] The Perils of Trying to Pick Up Russian Girls or Russian Contraception   (Rating: 0.68 on 13 reviews, last by Fabit 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-06-24 12:28:22 EDT
[None] A moment of madness......   (Rating: 1.75 on 4 reviews, last by indigogecko 3 years ago)
Submitted by ozzy <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-05-04 11:03:40 EDT
[None] Vodka + beer + budget airlines = Mischief. A true story.   (Rating: 0.66 on 15 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago)
Submitted by terry pratt <prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au> (View user info) at 2005-04-28 05:19:15 EDT



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Homer: Dig him up!!! Dig up that corpse! If you really love
Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground
to prove my daughter wrong! Dig up his grave! Pull out his
tongue!

Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up
a corpse?

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