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<title>"Up the bum, no babies!" - And the pinch and roll method explained</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86499</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by xanderd 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 14:35:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m prepared for the end of the world. Are you?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 47 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Mar 2006 13:16:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So your woman faked her orgasm. What do you do now?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85304</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 40 reviews, last by sinna 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 16:29:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can I get some Odds? Peter North to cum and drown a co-star at 10-1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 10 reviews, last by Smack_Fuck 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:41:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Babies: A Curse on Society</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 28 reviews, last by Nellypaal 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 14:44:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you were a crackpot Aussie wheat farmer running your own country, what would you do?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83627</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 16 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Feb 2006 12:43:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ozzy in Bulgaria...... Tracking the Elusive Goatse Man (SFW and now with 900% more camwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83384</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 31 reviews, last by Davros 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Feb 2006 11:30:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shitting down the throats of German women is big business these days</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83202</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 16 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:57:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Imagine the softness: A reach around from Snuffleupagus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 21 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 13:42:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Great Pubic Hair Debate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81950</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 92 reviews, last by twitch9387 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jan 2006 13:29:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nigger Ball- And other school yard shenanigans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81850</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 22 reviews, last by DonkeyOnTheEdge 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jan 2006 14:43:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Ode to Vic: Perverted Master of Pranks, and the Theory of 18</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80966</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 18 reviews, last by ozzy 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 15:19:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>S Claus: The Original Paedophile</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80523</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 24 reviews, last by hot_pocket 714 days ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Dec 2005 15:10:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kick the Midget</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80128</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 30 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 16:15:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Missing Ingredient in the War on Terror</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79719</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 33 reviews, last by Stuch 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 15:46:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to get a hand job from a former celebrity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79374</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 14:26:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I swear, with Satan as my witness, someone pissed in my mate&#39;s gene pool</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78137</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 16 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Nov 2005 12:42:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bad Arse Aussie Wildlife: The Ultimate Revenge</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77695</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 36 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:20:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day in the Life of George W Bush</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76567</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 27 reviews, last by Magickmuse 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 13:02:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Behind the Scenes: A sordid confession of sex, lies and eating disorders (Picture possibly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76029</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 11 reviews, last by missedthepoint 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 13:43:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Crime and Punishment- Japanese Game Show Style?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75510</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:21:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hot New Talent</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 22 reviews, last by disco_brad 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:17:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you really cared about nature, you'd masturbate in the shower</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74621</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 30 reviews, last by Hentrina 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 13:58:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Marriage: A redundant religious tradition?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74177</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 39 reviews, last by yeahthatme 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 16:12:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How my Bra Phobia Became a Breast Obsession</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73746</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 12 reviews, last by ozzy 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 14:38:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dancing: The Enemy of the White Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73336</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 13 reviews, last by Akegata 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:09:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Money Isn&#39;t Everything</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73062</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 11 reviews, last by Deidra 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 14:45:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sun, Sand, Surf, and how not to impress a girl</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72802</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 9 reviews, last by RydinJ 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Aug 2005 13:46:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Unconscious......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by Merlina 2 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 15:18:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shit in the forest? + camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72161</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 11 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2005 11:01:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nicknames Stick Like.........Poo to a blanket (Vol IV)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 3 reviews, last by olivia_tremor_control 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 13:47:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Unconfirmed reports of more bombs in London</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71319</link>
<description>Rating: 0.02 on 30 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2005 12:38:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nicknames Stick Like......Poo to a Blanket (Vol III)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71230</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by Mr-Boo 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 11:09:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nicknames Stick Like ....... Poo to a Blanket (Vol II)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70458</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by MrWillard 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 12:37:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nicknames Stick Like......Poo to a Blanket</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70030</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 11 reviews, last by Fabit 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 13:29:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Perils of Trying to Pick Up Russian Girls or Russian Contraception</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69259</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 13 reviews, last by Fabit 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 16:28:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A moment of madness......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 4 reviews, last by indigogecko 3 years ago</description>
<author>ozzy &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 May 2005 15:03:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Vodka + beer + budget airlines =  Mischief. A true story.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65232</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 15 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>terry pratt &lt;prattter1.at.yahoo.com.au&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 09:19:15 -0000</pubDate>
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