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<title>? h ? i ?/? t ? h ? e ? r ? e ? end transmission</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 36 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 141 days ago</description>
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<title>naked pictures of a sexy male robot</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 23 reviews, last by Sphagnum 487 days ago</description>
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<title>pictures of you naked (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109007</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 15 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 493 days ago</description>
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<title>crysis tech demo leak download (2.7gb)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.10 on 34 reviews, last by particle_man58 493 days ago</description>
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<title>camwhore for uberdirectory</title>
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<title>bet you never guessed this</title>
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<title>Nigger Please and the Word Ups</title>
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<title>shlongy&#39;s home address and ph. #</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 22 reviews, last by DasHeer 499 days ago</description>
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<title>ITT you laugh you lose </title>
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<title>lol with me</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.10 on 11 reviews, last by Flapjacksupreme 501 days ago</description>
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<title>superior GIF</title>
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<title>*solo*</title>
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<title>I love you</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.38 on 22 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 496 days ago</description>
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<title>anal penetration</title>
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<title>cut off your dick</title>
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<title>fuck you all</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.06 on 49 reviews, last by TheUniter 519 days ago</description>
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<title>The Rapist Checklist - nsfw</title>
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<title>The Most Ridiculous Song In The World.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by Shlongy 522 days ago</description>
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<title>niggers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 34 reviews, last by DasHeer 521 days ago</description>
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<title>nsfw - remember the dogs?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 523 days ago</description>
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<title>shitty pink floyd covers suck balls</title>
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<title>depression photo</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 17 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 527 days ago</description>
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<title>finger my ass</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 26 reviews, last by Lmarie22000 527 days ago</description>
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<title>ok, correct camwhore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 50 reviews, last by rycke 402 days ago</description>
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<title>The Iraq war in pictures</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 23 reviews, last by Unabonger 532 days ago</description>
<author>squattail</author>
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<title>planning australian ubercon (nsfw)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.03 on 37 reviews, last by iddqd 516 days ago</description>
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<title>quick poll</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 26 reviews, last by lechuza 534 days ago</description>
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<title>advice (nsfw)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by TheUniter 534 days ago</description>
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<title>fuck yeah</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 60 reviews, last by sliver 534 days ago</description>
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<title>where&#39;s my nsfw category???</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 35 reviews, last by JonnyX 533 days ago</description>
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<title>nsfw</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 540 days ago</description>
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<title>tragedy of the week</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews, last by Sphagnum 542 days ago</description>
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<title>woah, trolls got in quick</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 24 reviews, last by Fey 535 days ago</description>
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<title>one/zero</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 12 reviews, last by particle_man58 543 days ago</description>
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<title>The color of my nigger is Sofa-Brown</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.36 on 23 reviews, last by TheUniter 545 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.11 on 31 reviews, last by Progr3ss 544 days ago</description>
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<title>internet horse update (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 36 reviews, last by PhillipTheGreat 544 days ago</description>
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<title>internet horse</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 41 reviews, last by JonnyX 549 days ago</description>
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<title>STFU ets</title>
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<title>nigger cunts</title>
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<title>this cunt for real?</title>
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<title>Good Charlotte &#39;Good Morning Revival&#39; full album mp3 download</title>
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<title>best image on the internet</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.57 on 31 reviews, last by TheUniter 564 days ago</description>
<author>squattail</author>
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<title>guitar-off battle rages on</title>
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<author>squattail</author>
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<author>squattail</author>
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<title>shlongy in hot water at the workplace</title>
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<author>squattail</author>
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<author>squattail</author>
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<title>Squattail awards</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.24 on 80 reviews, last by ScottPeterson 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Some fucking info</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.48 on 46 reviews, last by Falco 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 5 Oct 2005 10:27:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rape competition</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 177 reviews, last by rob_berg 305 days ago</description>
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<title>Sex with animals (NSFW)</title>
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<title>Mary-Kate Moss Olsen doing crack pic</title>
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<title>Fuck Christianity</title>
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<title>Silence of the Microsoft Paint</title>
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<title>I Support The Troops</title>
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<author>gibberish</author>
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<title>Rotten Death Pool</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Celebrities: SHUT THE FUCK UP</title>
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<title>Presenting Numa Numa Dance: biggest loser since Gellieman - Aicha</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>A changed outlook</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Tsunami Aid Fund (Give Generously)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 31 reviews, last by mrwolf 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Autism</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Nigga Please</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.37 on 20 reviews, last by the_lone_stranger 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Disney WWII Propaganda - The Spirit of &#39;43</title>
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<title>ATTN: Peter File</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>The downside of rape</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.92 on 30 reviews, last by BobLobla 2 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 17:06:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2004 Uber Directory! You&#39;re in here!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54640</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 62 reviews, last by okokididitbutiwasdrunk 3 years ago</description>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Bishop Post Wednesday (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.43 on 7 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>under pressure</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 19 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 3 years ago</description>
<author>Osama Bin Laden</author>
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<title>The girls of leisure suit larry: Magna Cum Laude (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54145</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 25 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>How to masturbate furiously</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.93 on 37 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>RE: Amanda The Lousy Big Mouthed Fatty McFatFat</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 36 reviews, last by Slovin 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Tribute to I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 13 reviews, last by professorfuckface 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Paris Hilton molestation photo (NSFW)</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Fats</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Free Disney Porn (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 20 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 2 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Ever wondered what the inside of an ass looks like?</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>lmao tze tung</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Eye Jellyfish</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 35 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Eye Robot</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.11 on 30 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Rage with the Machine</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Mrs Shlongy</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Half-Life 3 screenshots, plot details and game information</title>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>working Half-Life 2 deathmatch mod</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 18 reviews, last by professorfuckface 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Michael Jackson molested me</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 39 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Casey Donovan - Australian Idol or Gay Porn Star?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52331</link>
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<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Ron Artest fight video</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 17 reviews, last by DeathJester 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>My favorite cartoon strip</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.62 on 43 reviews, last by Vermin 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>HL-2 crack</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 16 reviews, last by professorfuckface 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>MSPAINT conspiracy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>cs:source</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.45 on 18 reviews, last by DeathJester 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
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<title>Get Arnold into the whitehouse</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.35 on 22 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 3 years ago</description>
<author>professor fuckface</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 05:32:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I miss you, gibberish</title>
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