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<title>Are there acronyms for every day now?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.61 on 19 reviews, last by kaos-king 511 days ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>hello</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 20 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 564 days ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>this fucking referee needs to be shot</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 19 reviews, last by polymorph505 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:56:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Records: Who gives a shit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89467</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 11 reviews, last by SilvrWolf 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:13:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am an official semen taste tester</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88869</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 26 reviews, last by DirtyDoubleEntendre 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88771</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 17 reviews, last by Calios 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>You guys ever think about how sad it is to argue over a picture?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84833</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 32 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Mar 2006 21:26:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You are all a bunch of fucks. Goodbye.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73975</link>
<description>Rating: -0.39 on 90 reviews, last by LongestPants 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 16:16:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Heute abend komme ich vorbei, meinen Kopf herauf Ihr anus zu haften, also kann ich Ihre D&#228;rme essen und sie aus meiner &#214;ffnung heraus dann schei&#223;en</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73014</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 24 reviews, last by rad1101 655 days ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 21:05:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Fucking Crazy Brits</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72720</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 33 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 15:43:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Neverending Story Part V</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72486</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 7 reviews, last by queen_of_the_djel 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Aug 2005 20:00:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Neverending Story Part V</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72478</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 30 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Aug 2005 18:34:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Warning: If you wish to keep your sanity, do not read this</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72376</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 18 reviews, last by forthewin 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2005 14:30:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why you shouldn&#39;t vomit on your job interviewer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72171</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 88 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 146 days ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2005 13:34:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Never before seen pictures of Jerry Seinfeld on his first birthday (for ETS?)!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72000</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 11 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Real SPT Trivia</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71945</link>
<description>Rating: -0.70 on 13 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 17:36:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone go VOTE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71916</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 29 reviews, last by ellsmall 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 14:59:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Strange Sea-Creatures That Have Tried To Get Into My Pants: Episode I - The Sea Cucumber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 36 reviews, last by Walker 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 13:50:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Laughing and Crashing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71615</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Harry Potter gets killed by me in the new book</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71095</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 20 reviews, last by RyuFu 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 12:18:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Fantasy Football</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70967</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 41 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Soup&#39;s On</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>What aboot me?!?! Am I reegawrded?!?!?!?!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70597</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 35 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Superman saves a young boy from Herpes!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70382</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 37 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The...i mean...Superman</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:19:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite, you make me scantily clad (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70127</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 13 reviews, last by B-Nizzo 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 14:02:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Identity Of All Alters...REVEALED!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69957</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 40 reviews, last by KatHunter 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jul 2005 13:13:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Google has become my arch enemy. DAMN YOU GOOGLE!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 251 reviews, last by ih8u2man 595 days ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 12:57:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness: The Madness Is REAL (OK I lied my last post wasn&#39;t really my last post, but this one is unless I get into UberMadness in which that post will be my last but that seems far-fetched right now...)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68930</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 16:31:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite almost made me its sex slave (My epic battle, and my last post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67446</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 41 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 19:13:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jesus Christ just pay the cashier you old hag</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66663</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 48 reviews, last by alfakyle 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 19:01:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Best of SG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66403</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 10 reviews, last by Rads_wife 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master Is Running Out Of Ideas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 19:19:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Did I just bang my teacher, or was that a dream? (plus Back To The Future musicwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66173</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 35 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Slave</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2005 20:25:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Solution to UberMadness III</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65583</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 51 reviews, last by d_prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Slave</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 May 2005 20:40:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I must improve my peeing accuracy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65198</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 29 reviews, last by Rads_wife 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:40:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am an official semen taste tester</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65087</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 54 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 19:57:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So I&#39;m sitting here trying to bullshit some post when...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64692</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 37 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:40:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God Damn Stupid Toes I Kill You</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64574</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 12 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 19:22:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got my ass slaughtered at Halo by kids almost half my age, so I went to the handicapped game</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63115</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by sebcharrot 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 20:42:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My rendition of Rush&#39;s YYZ</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62698</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 34 reviews, last by d_prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:31:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>CAMWHORE: I finally got over 50,000 hits so this is to celebrate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62071</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 65 reviews, last by DrunkenMercenary 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 22:00:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I peed on a retarded kid&#39;s &quot;dog&quot;, got bitch slapped by a senior citizen, and almost killed a man, all in a day&#39;s work</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61986</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 32 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 21:15:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m going to kill the employees at Taco Bell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61748</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 30 reviews, last by weasul 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 20:12:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Want Bored At Work</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60770</link>
<description>Rating: 0.74 on 29 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 00:17:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Querer The Wishing Shoe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60649</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 10 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG El Amo De Platypus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 22:25:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Querer The Wishing Shoe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60648</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>SG El Amo De Platypus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 22:24:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Querer The Wishing Shoe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60647</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG El Amo De Platypus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 22:22:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Querer The Wishing Shoe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60646</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 5 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG El Amo De Platypus</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 22:20:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Roll up for the Magical Mystery Platypus (I&#39;m pregnant?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60323</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 12 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 21:06:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the Eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the Platypus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60321</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 9 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 20:30:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I declare myself complete dictator of Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59811</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 17 reviews, last by The_Wizard 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:16:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Getting Tired of Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58550</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 43 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Feb 2005 21:16:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For God&#39;s Fucking Sake, ENOUGH WITH THE HORROR MOVIES</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58351</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 24 reviews, last by TheSpook 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Feb 2005 21:38:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If a noodle goes up your pee hole, is that bad? (This time, with real noodle up pee hole!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57362</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 20 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 19:38:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If a noodle goes up your pee hole, is that bad?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57360</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 7 reviews, last by FATMANTPK 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2005 19:18:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Platypus Post Thursday (PPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57248</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 18 reviews, last by Impassive-Digressive 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 18:25:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GodLovesALittleLovin PWNED (A painting of my dog)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57149</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 17 reviews, last by The_Walrus 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 20:03:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane (Or, Patrick shits all over a gnome&#39;s hand)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57079</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 13 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.09 on 18 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:54:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When I grow up, I want to be Batman...(my career crisis)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 14 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Tale of The Forgotten Pants</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by sg11588 3 years ago</description>
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<title>If Santa sees one more Uberpoll...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55421</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 12 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>Santa Clause</author>
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<title>The Physics Of Christmas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55173</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 18 reviews, last by Jeanneee 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>It&#39;s OK To Be Different (An Uplifting Christmas Tale in comic form)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54328</link>
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<title>The Saga Of The Platypus Master (Part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53911</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 4 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Dec 2004 21:17:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m being abused by a gang of 8 year olds</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53362</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 24 reviews, last by Shizae 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>I found my picture in the obituaries (Or, Apparently I&#39;m Dead)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53255</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 13 reviews, last by Impassive-Digressive 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 2 Dec 2004 20:38:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberContest: The results are in!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 25 reviews, last by EatMeCompletely 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Dec 2004 20:58:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberContest: +2&#39;s for life if you can finish this sentence.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 119 reviews, last by Richard_Whitely 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:49:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Santa Hit Me In The Face With A Dildo</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.67 on 7 reviews, last by Timmah 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:41:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I told an orphan that I killed his parents</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 13 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by spedmonkey 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>I reetawded (Or, what someone would say if they wrote an book about me)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51272</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Katastrofadark 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 10 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 14 reviews, last by Hatch 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I Think My School Janitor Is Stalking Me</title>
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<title>I Got A Titty Cat On My 5th Birthday And He Died Today</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 70 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 7 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 4 years ago</description>
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<title>&quot;My state has 3 electoral votes. Why the hell should I vote?&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50362</link>
<description>Rating: -0.62 on 19 reviews, last by ornerybastard 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Steelers, you better not fuck this up + unrelated football ramblings and another message to everyone in Uberball</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 10 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:44:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Best Song Ever: &quot;Titties &amp; Beer&quot; (Zappa)</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2004 18:42:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I won a midget at a fundraiser</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Touched By An Uncle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49972</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 8 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 19:47:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Evil/Not Really Evil Scheme To Make It On To The Most Heated List</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49862</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 14 reviews, last by bdakotac 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2004 21:11:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Criminal Investigation: I Found Vagisil Under My Bed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49771</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 17 reviews, last by shitfuck 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 22:31:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If taking a shit behind a church is a sin then I...guess I&#39;m a sinner</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49674</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 23 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 6 reviews, last by Fish3000 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 21:31:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Red S...I mean, GO JAGUARS! (And a message to everyone that is in Uberball)</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 21:30:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Uberpoll: The Worst Ubersite Author</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49377</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 31 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:05:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Uberpoll: The Worst Ubersite Author</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49376</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 22:03:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Time I Was Mauled By Five Midgets Writing A Unicycle (I tried this time)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 20:19:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck my serious post (Or, The Time I Was Mauled By Five Midgets Riding A Unicycle)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49105</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by ardubs 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:57:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Humanity of Mankind</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49099</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 2 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 19:29:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sifting Through The Sand</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48436</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by sg11588 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 20:16:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Me In My Underwear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48312</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 20 reviews, last by Mitchell 4 years ago</description>
<author>PlatypusOnTheEdge</author>
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<title>Criminal Investigation: Was I Just Watching BET?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48175</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 13 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 21:29:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ban The Right To Bear Arms</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48019</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 11 reviews, last by Quasiplasmohedron 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Cake</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47835</link>
<description>Rating: -0.67 on 8 reviews, last by shadow 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>My first post (lolz)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47677</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 14 reviews, last by TeenageDirtBag 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 15:24:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shiny And New</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47031</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Oct 2004 00:10:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Criminal Investigation: WTF?!?! Jizz on my keyboard?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46652</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 11 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platpus Master</author>
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<title>SG Takes A Poop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46549</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 15 reviews, last by Fish3000 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platpus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 00:28:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To Shitfuck; From God</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46441</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 20 reviews, last by shitfuck 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Almighty God</author>
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<title>I Came From My Dad&#39;s Penis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46277</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 18 reviews, last by Impassive-Digressive 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Ashes To Ashes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45640</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 3 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 23:27:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So...it&#39;s been a while since I&#39;ve posted...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44171</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 8 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Sep 2004 19:59:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Deathmatch: Led Zeppelin vs. The Rolling Stones (An Uberpoll)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42650</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 180 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 00:06:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The phone number of all phone numbers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42466</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 8 reviews, last by dirty_gook 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2004 15:37:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The phone number of all phone numbers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42465</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2004 15:35:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Take on the Origin of the Universe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42415</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 25 reviews, last by airos4 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 22:25:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m left with no other option. Time for a SPT.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42281</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 14 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Don&#39;t listen to Iron Maiden when surrounded by devout Christians</title>
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<title>A post to express my rage</title>
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<title>If this picture doesn&#39;t work, I&#39;m giving up</title>
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<title>I did not have sexual relations with that Governor (I&#39;m only trying this one more time)</title>
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<title>I did not have sexual relations with that Governor (please let the picture work)</title>
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<title>Destination: Zero (Part 2)</title>
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<title>Picture!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Untitled_User 4 years ago</description>
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<title>A picture to make up for the one that did not post</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 23:48:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I did not have sexual relations with that Governer</title>
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<title>I did not have sexual relations with that Governer</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 23:44:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I did not have sexual relations with that Governer</title>
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<title>I did not have sexual relations with that Governer</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 3 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Olympic Table Tennis</title>
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<title>Destination: Zero (Part 2)</title>
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<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Destination: Zero (Part 1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 6 reviews, last by Valhalla 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>Holy shit, IT&#39;S THURSDAY!!! SPT!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 8 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
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<title>But I want my sub!!! (Or why technology is getting extremely complicated)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 23:39:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Saga of the Mechanical Man (Part 7)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by downerSTAIN 4 years ago</description>
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<title>So...you&#39;re NOT gay?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 20 reviews, last by funk_boy 4 years ago</description>
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<title>SPT  Was Never Meant To Be</title>
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<title>SPT - Because I kind of stole someones idea without knowing it</title>
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<title>SPT - I found Osama (SFW?)</title>
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<title>I was chased by a Michael Jackson look-alike</title>
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<title>My one true love</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Acidman 4 years ago</description>
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<title>My one true love</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 15:16:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I hate....involving my ass</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 26 reviews, last by sebcharrot 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Saga of the Mechanical Man (Part 6)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 10 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Hilary Duff Is a Nazi</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.75 on 16 reviews, last by a_shade_of_grey 4 years ago</description>
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<title>The Mechanical Man Catalog Volume 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 6 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>The Mechanical Man Catalog Volume 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by a_shade_of_grey 4 years ago</description>
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<title>What the hell is going on with commercials?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.14 on 9 reviews, last by Just_me_and_the_cats 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<title>If anyone asks you for your picture, send them this.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 15 reviews, last by maggot 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.44 on 16 reviews, last by Banga3386 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 7 reviews, last by Mozilla 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 00:08:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Bad Experience With Marijuana</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 12 reviews, last by project_nessa 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2004 21:06:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Horrors of Spyware...or whatever the hell is fucking up my computer.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 25 reviews, last by sg11588 4 years ago</description>
<author>SG The Platypus Master</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2004 02:02:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day of Volunteer Work</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 12 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>sg11588</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 00:32:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Saga of the Mechanical Man (Part 0120)</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>sg11588</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2004 23:33:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Day of Volunteer Work</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>sg11588</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2004 23:32:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No, The MSPAINT Master is ME!</title>
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<title>When the hell are we going to the future?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 26 reviews, last by DeathJester 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Saga of the Mechanical Man (Part 4)</title>
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<title>The Saga of the Mechanical Man (Part 3)</title>
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<author>sg11588</author>
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<title>Damn you all to hell</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.83 on 13 reviews, last by ess-arr 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Top 15 Guitarists of all time</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.49 on 294 reviews, last by carlos 4 years ago</description>
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<title>An Uber Survey: How would you like to die?</title>
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<title>The Saga of the Mechanical Man (Part 2)</title>
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<title>Christina Aguilera finally poses for Playboy</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 45 reviews, last by dakingisdead 4 years ago</description>
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<author>sg11588</author>
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