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<title>cream rises to the TOP (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117484</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 36 reviews, last by Berty 22 hours ago</description>
<author>shandythetopdog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jul 2008 09:11:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>this madness has to end: the final explanation of why I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE TOP DOG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117442</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 13 reviews, last by Method 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 19:04:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>some people never learn</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117440</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 9 reviews, last by apollo88 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:55:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>rubbish, what am i saying? underdog? moi? NEVER</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117438</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by scourge 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:51:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>No, I AM TOP DOG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117435</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 3 reviews, last by The-Armed-Samurai 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:47:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;m top dog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117433</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 9 reviews, last by scourge 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:39:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ezy Peel Cheese Packages </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117431</link>
<description>Rating: -1.66 on 7 reviews, last by haikumikoo 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:36:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a witty, thought-provoking BAW type post contrasting the cyber world with reality</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117430</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 9 reviews, last by Doodles 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:00:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck the fucking sharks (more magical youtube moments)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117419</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 7 reviews, last by apollo88 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 01:02:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i fucked the sherrif, but i did not suck his deputy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117404</link>
<description>Rating: -0.62 on 8 reviews, last by Ltap 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 08:13:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i dreamt i made sweet love to Cornnugget</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117329</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 24 reviews, last by bob 27 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:00:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#39;hanging gardens&#39;: where are they?  what are they?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117319</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 16 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 29 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:32:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>vaginal cosmetic surgery revisited (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117269</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 26 reviews, last by beer-turtle 31 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:41:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>articulate, witty ELIGIBLE BACHELOR seeks playmates</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/117250</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 21 reviews, last by Little_Sally 22 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:10:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what if i actaully AM the most brilliant man in the world?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116910</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 32 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 59 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 13:48:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>kevin rudd you are a hypocritical cunt and i hate you!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116862</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 25 reviews, last by DrKennethNoisewater 61 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 15:50:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Should advertising be banned?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116845</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 70 reviews, last by Director 59 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 07:06:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sexing Bellatrix LeStrange</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116823</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 30 reviews, last by frankthebear 63 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:55:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chinese earthquakes, George W&#39;s Cyclone Katrina response, Australian foreign policy, etc</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116799</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 15 reviews, last by joedaddy 65 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 11:10:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sex, breastfeeding, and how to persuade heterosexual women to experiment with bisexuality</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116782</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 29 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 64 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 23:15:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are you frightened?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116709</link>
<description>Rating: 1.34 on 28 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 70 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 23:32:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a slow, comfortable screw or a hard and fast pounding?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116513</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 22 reviews, last by scourge 76 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 02:48:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MP3 players - quality, etc</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116491</link>
<description>Rating: 0.02 on 38 reviews, last by Banjo 77 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2008 01:00:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what&#39;s your favourite colour?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116401</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 32 reviews, last by jasumthin 83 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:26:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Humans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116397</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 6 reviews, last by corn_nugget 84 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:14:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Humans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116394</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 33 reviews, last by Ltap 83 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:41:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Birth of the Good Ship Venus Party: an historic day!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116260</link>
<description>Rating: -1.12 on 9 reviews, last by bobotheclown 92 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 12:58:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>forget the fucking economy, does anyone have experience with EXPLICITLY SEXUAL dating website?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116257</link>
<description>Rating: 0.02 on 36 reviews, last by sexualchocolate1984 89 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:50:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what is the economy, anyway?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116256</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 5 reviews, last by spyder882001 87 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:58:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>project managing our children&#39;s literacy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115560</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 11 reviews, last by HellRazer 129 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:44:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is there a drug sub-text in the spiderman movies?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115302</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 15 reviews, last by rob_berg 142 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 22:29:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why don&#39;t humans relish the smell of each other&#39;s shit and piss?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115203</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 48 reviews, last by wardy 146 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:01:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>public speaking</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115178</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 59 reviews, last by JonnyX 148 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:02:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ubersite, ij&#39;m reaching out for your</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115166</link>
<description>Rating: -0.85 on 9 reviews, last by Tigre 148 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:41:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i need help tracking down some books</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115084</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 23 reviews, last by HotWillie 153 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:42:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is scientific research compromised or improved by competition?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115030</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 39 reviews, last by Falafel 155 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:36:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why are there pyramids in egypt AND in south america???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115027</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 18 reviews, last by beeltea 155 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:09:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the market is a BAD king </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114989</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 37 reviews, last by Berty 159 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:58:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>quick! it&#39;s an emergency: i need to learn how to edit movies on the computer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114889</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 39 reviews, last by someone 163 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Feb 2008 18:20:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Letter to CEO of Cricket Australia</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114729</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 18 reviews, last by Berty 170 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Feb 2008 01:27:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn: Prince Charles and any other rich fuckers who moralise about human rights in China</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114650</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 105 reviews, last by mordor666 173 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:07:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Foods we take for granted #3: Cream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114577</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 22 reviews, last by TheUniter 178 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:58:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>greatest song lyric ever?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114497</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 22 reviews, last by apollo88 181 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:06:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>quick question - have you ever seen humans fucking?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114287</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 27 reviews, last by Yams 192 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:15:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Symonds LOOKS like a fucking monkey</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114174</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 32 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 195 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jan 2008 11:21:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i have a GSOH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114105</link>
<description>Rating: -0.41 on 22 reviews, last by DeathJester 198 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Jan 2008 21:40:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i demand the right to watch cricket on tv without the stupid fucking commentary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114093</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 20 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 198 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jan 2008 23:39:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn bart: if you are thinking of suddenly pulling the plug on ubersite, plse let me know</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114023</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 23 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 200 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jan 2008 21:31:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shandythedog&#39;s 2007 Christmas Address (Complete Edition)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113924</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 32 reviews, last by TheDoctor 208 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:42:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shandythedog&#39;s Christmas Address</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113923</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by shandythedog 211 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:36:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn uber females: i need your help with my dating website profile</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113915</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 27 reviews, last by Circe 210 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:44:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>isaac&#39;s contribution to the policy debate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113845</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 215 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:22:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BRACE YOURSELVES: i&#39;m about to write a brilliant post on the topic of the terms  &quot;QUALITY TIME&quot;  and &quot;TIME POOR&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113842</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 16 reviews, last by Shlongy 216 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:59:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>go ifran go!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113658</link>
<description>Rating: -0.87 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 221 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>YES!  IFRAN PATHAN is in the squad!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113597</link>
<description>Rating: -0.56 on 43 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 229 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 11:50:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn ubersite: I am launching a bid to become popular  </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113594</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 33 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 230 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Dec 2007 05:48:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In the tribal days, did males and females spend most of their time with members of the same sex?  Also, is it possible to have an affair with a married lady with painted toenails and nothing is ever revealed and there are never any problems and the whole </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113570</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 27 reviews, last by apollo88 229 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Dec 2007 00:00:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>women painting their toenails</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113556</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 42 reviews, last by The.Masked.Assailant 231 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Dec 2007 07:38:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>jimi hendirx tribute post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113525</link>
<description>Rating: -1.75 on 10 reviews, last by czwij 234 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 Dec 2007 06:03:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ubersite&#39;s funkiest car?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113452</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 30 reviews, last by apollo88 234 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:44:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what the fuck is supposed to be wrong with Ifran Pathan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113427</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 37 reviews, last by apollo88 237 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:43:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>jolly old childhood memories revisited and repeated</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113256</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 43 reviews, last by apollo88 241 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:16:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn: science and tech boffins:  a new device to control speeding is needed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113206</link>
<description>Rating: -0.45 on 45 reviews, last by jpk34359 246 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:46:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>genius aussie pianist discovered on youtube!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113126</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 110 reviews, last by orphelia 250 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:23:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>in 1000 years time, will archaelogogists dig down very deep and find your house?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113091</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 55 reviews, last by ICO 253 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:13:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is cuddling more important than sex?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113023</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 66 reviews, last by Amontillado 253 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 17:30:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;m waiting for satan the gym junkie to return so i can fuck off to the whorehouse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113011</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 23 reviews, last by triangle_man 258 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 10:04:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn american scum: i&#39;ll see you fuckers in court</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112877</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 36 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 264 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Nov 2007 04:44:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>massage: what is the best kind?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112833</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 24 reviews, last by Maddog 266 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:33:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn: science boffins</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112764</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 39 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 268 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 09:09:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn Bart:  Please neuter Caulincunt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112420</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 42 reviews, last by hidden101 284 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:46:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some further thoughts on paedophilia</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112399</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 97 reviews, last by shandythedog 282 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:09:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADSL versus Cable   (also a question about birds)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112381</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 61 reviews, last by shandythedog 286 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:10:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the original mack daddy (whatever mack daddy means)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112299</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 9 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 290 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Oct 2007 09:47:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Various matters:  1) A sword at my side delivered by the fucking Eskimos? 2) Breastfeeding revisited yet again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112209</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 37 reviews, last by TheUniter 292 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 06:12:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;ve got a fucking HARPSICHORD</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112005</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 45 reviews, last by skrapmetal 229 days ago</description>
<author>PapaShandy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:09:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i have seen the future</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111948</link>
<description>Rating: -0.70 on 23 reviews, last by shandythedog 301 days ago</description>
<author>PapaShandy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:19:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Papa shandy&#39;s latest thoughts on child-rearing and various other matters</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111615</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 22 reviews, last by Fabit 315 days ago</description>
<author>PapaShandy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 13:44:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>proof that ubersite matters (budhist monks traveled in time to steal my idea)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111575</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 8 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 317 days ago</description>
<author>PapaShandy</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Sep 2007 12:36:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing down upon us - part four</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111527</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 13 reviews, last by corn_nugget 320 days ago</description>
<author>PapaShandy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 02:00:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PapaShandy's Child Rearing Tips. Lesson 1: Swearing.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111476</link>
<description>Rating: 0.74 on 43 reviews, last by haikumikoo 318 days ago</description>
<author>PapaShandy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Sep 2007 05:46:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing upon us (the complete trilogy - special collectors edition!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111428</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 11 reviews, last by Empathetic 322 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Sep 2007 14:36:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing upon us - v3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111424</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 7 reviews, last by shandythedog 324 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Sep 2007 13:12:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing upon us (revised)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111423</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by shandythedog 324 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Sep 2007 12:51:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>soon it will be summer and the big hot sun will be blazing on us</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111419</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by Progr3ss 324 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Sep 2007 10:04:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Time has come to revise my entire Uber Opus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111377</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 326 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:21:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn afro american athletes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111342</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 27 reviews, last by skrapmetal 322 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 13:40:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i strongly advise you to watch this woman run if you ever get the chance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111225</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 21 reviews, last by TheUniter 330 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:53:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn uber females: are you aware of physical contact with men?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111083</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 65 reviews, last by corn_nugget 336 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:05:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>everyone keeps going on about fish and banana LEAVES</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110648</link>
<description>Rating: -0.13 on 21 reviews, last by corn_nugget 355 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Aug 2007 03:33:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who is the Alpha Male?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110531</link>
<description>Rating: -0.10 on 31 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 358 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:22:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>note to self: wanting v. sharing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110506</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 8 reviews, last by no1hasdis 363 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:16:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>were the &#39;good old days&#39; of ubersite really the good old days?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110089</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 48 reviews, last by PokeyMen 363 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:19:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>exciting new uber contest!  win the chance to bare shandy&#39;s children!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109885</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 39 reviews, last by forthewin 380 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jul 2007 06:47:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shandythedog and the 13 year old Boy  - a new concept in ubersite short story competitions</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109765</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 14 reviews, last by Tom 383 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 09:52:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Freddy Got Fingered</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109762</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 42 reviews, last by JonnyX 386 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 03:11:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is bart strangling ubersite: the victimisation of  Dr Pussy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109676</link>
<description>Rating: -0.02 on 67 reviews, last by d_prime 389 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:17:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is penis size a factor in the reckless driving of youth?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109628</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 53 reviews, last by shandythedog 391 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:19:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Something happened on the beach (part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109357</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 13 reviews, last by hot_pocket 399 days ago</description>
<author>john</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:09:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is there a logical contradiction between our Ideals of Goodness, and all the starving children?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109320</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 45 reviews, last by laika 400 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 17:27:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Child Sex Taboo: is it rational?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109279</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 124 reviews, last by DasHeer 272 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:10:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the scent of stale urine is actually quite pleasant</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109116</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 30 reviews, last by apollo88 405 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:33:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>apollo 88 is dead!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109070</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 14 reviews, last by apollo88 405 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jun 2007 05:50:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i ejaculated on my son&#39;s head (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108662</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 37 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 424 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 21:52:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>even though i have recently recovered from my sex obsession, when i make my son a ham sandwhich i still often feel sordid</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108573</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 19 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 427 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 22:46:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i have recently liberated myself from sexual obsession, but nevertheless would like to go on a sex tour to japan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108540</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 39 reviews, last by shandythedog 427 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 01:48:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i FEFUSE to drink my own shit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108359</link>
<description>Rating: -1.70 on 12 reviews, last by JoeyG 434 days ago</description>
<author>Cindy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2007 06:21:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why can&#39;t the fucking cunts on Prison Break wear disguises?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101662</link>
<description>Rating: -0.00 on 42 reviews, last by icarus1987 435 days ago</description>
<author>Cindy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 05:51:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hi. My name is cindy and i love to stick franfurters up my cunt.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101502</link>
<description>Rating: -1.02 on 41 reviews, last by shandythedog 252 days ago</description>
<author>Cindy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 May 2007 00:24:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My first post; my first orgasm</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101361</link>
<description>Rating: -0.34 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 442 days ago</description>
<author>Cindy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 May 2007 03:17:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is there anyone worth reading on ubersite (apart from myself, of course)?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100831</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 76 reviews, last by thorpe 460 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 23:57:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn: canberra based uberites</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100751</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 26 reviews, last by apollo88 464 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:53:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>go manly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100730</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 23 reviews, last by bobotheclown 464 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:34:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mike was keen to show me his googly (more AUTHENTIC aussie dialect for american students)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100653</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 467 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 23:39:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i think i may have fucked my son up (just a few moments ago)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100608</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 55 reviews, last by Anansie 462 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 22:37:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i propose and experiment on caulincunt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100532</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 60 reviews, last by thorpe 468 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Apr 2007 23:47:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attention americans: can you understand this?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100484</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 65 reviews, last by Fey 468 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Apr 2007 00:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i am outraged by the dog life expectancy rate</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100343</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 35 reviews, last by sideshow 476 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 04:14:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attention scientists and entreprenuers: quick question about the evolution of the planet; plus how to make a fortune</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100318</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 25 reviews, last by MidnightToSix 476 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Apr 2007 14:18:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>have you heard</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100284</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 39 reviews, last by rob_berg 475 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Apr 2007 13:00:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mind Reading</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100067</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 13 reviews, last by sideshow 484 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:37:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>take my advice, bet on Hershelle Gibbs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100016</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 485 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:54:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i hate to flog a dead horse, but would the world be a better place if we followed the Mongolian custom of fathers rooting their daughters prior to marriage?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99866</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 99 reviews, last by sideshow 489 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:21:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>loki is gone?????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99671</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 29 reviews, last by Shlongy 495 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 21:52:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what did you do with my shoe?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99595</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 20 reviews, last by shandythedog 498 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:02:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>one thing i do like about americans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99591</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 36 reviews, last by shandythedog 499 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:17:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am ubersite&#39;s most overtly pathetic user</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99539</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 89 reviews, last by bobotheclown 498 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 01:01:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I regained consciousness on a beach part fuck knows</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99444</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 504 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 16:08:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i just had a CATACLSYIMCAL REVELATION (about ubersite shutting down)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99435</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 25 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 505 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 12:04:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>don&#39;t think I&#39;ve finished with the theme of underage GIRLFRIENDS just yet you fuckheads, but before i continue there is something else important to share</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99428</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 16 reviews, last by apollo88 505 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 05:11:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>don&#39;t think i&#39;ve finished with the theme of underage GIRLFRIENDS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99427</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by TheUniter 505 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Mar 2007 05:06:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is it illegal to hold hands with 14 year old girls?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99397</link>
<description>Rating: -0.02 on 53 reviews, last by shandythedog 505 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 10:18:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>note to self: should i attempt to fuck my ex-wife, Satan?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99309</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 15 reviews, last by corn_nugget 508 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Mar 2007 06:55:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>socially aware street poetry with integrity - this stuff is out there on the edge</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99085</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 47 reviews, last by hidden101 515 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:38:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>our treatment of sharks and trees - proof humanity is mad and doomed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98934</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 31 reviews, last by Dervel 518 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:54:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>my sex life has been reinvigorated, but to take it to an even higher level, i need the help of uber ladies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98890</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 35 reviews, last by JonnyX 520 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 00:55:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>free form post modern culturally elite infomred by the classic cannon which i haven&#39;t read you foul little bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98866</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 21 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 518 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 22:34:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why has the internet failed as a tool for &#39;people power&#39;??</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98713</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 48 reviews, last by Beano312003 525 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:27:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i had a sickening realisation about ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98655</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 43 reviews, last by joedaddy 526 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:40:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apollo 88 - TALENTLESS HACK, fraud, bully and pathetic internet addict</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98623</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 111 reviews, last by homer42 526 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Feb 2007 22:12:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m 43 years old and this afternoon my ejaculate hurtled into the upper reaches of my beard</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98596</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 32 reviews, last by shandythedog 529 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Feb 2007 07:41:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a quick spot of quality writing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98541</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 29 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 530 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Feb 2007 00:15:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>someone told me that marijuana opens the third eye</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98488</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 44 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 531 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Feb 2007 22:33:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>interesting court case coming up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98394</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 12 reviews, last by JonnyX 534 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Feb 2007 22:02:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>children learn about programming and computers etc - where, how??</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98110</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 42 reviews, last by shandythedog 538 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:45:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>excuse me ubersite, there is just one thing i need to ask you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97456</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 28 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 561 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Jan 2007 12:52:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To Do List</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97210</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 13 reviews, last by Zebra 571 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:43:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>but seriosuisly</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96954</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 20 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 582 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:29:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kevin Pieterson, you have broken my heart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96922</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 19 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 582 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:33:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attn uber geeks: I present your Greatest Challenge Ever!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96882</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 18 reviews, last by messmind 529 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:30:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&amp;#29563;&amp;#32473;&amp;#20320;, &amp;#25105;&amp;#29983;&amp;#21629;&amp;#21015;&amp;#36554;&amp;#19978;&amp;#30340;&amp;#21516;&amp;#34892;&amp;#32773;&amp;#65292;Hi. Ubersite is a serious writers&#39; forum. We ask that you not submit your message with a WHOLE LOT OF YELLING in the subject line. Thank you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96713</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 21 reviews, last by thorpe 523 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:31:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the sickening deluded self-obession of Australians (warning: cricket matters)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96686</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 21 reviews, last by Bubba2341 591 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Dec 2006 05:45:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are you a good officer worker?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96039</link>
<description>Rating: 0.51 on 29 reviews, last by Flack 602 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:07:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why ian thorpe QUIT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95996</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 28 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 607 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:46:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>caulincourt v. jaypeg:  the ACTUAL REAL PHYSICAL FIGHT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95811</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 185 reviews, last by apollo88 610 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 02:45:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>do you love anything?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95771</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 45 reviews, last by Doodles 615 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:41:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn:  uber males</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95528</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 49 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 622 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 03:11:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how much do you really love the sporting teams you support?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95410</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 27 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 622 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2006 08:46:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck it, why not pump out a quick one?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95306</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 19 reviews, last by foster 626 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Nov 2006 03:40:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who is ubersite&#39;s most transparently pathetic user: Shlongy or Caulincourt?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95201</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 104 reviews, last by Shlongy 502 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Nov 2006 21:00:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attn: George W - you are a wimpy gutless pussy, why don&#39;t you fucking NUKE something???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95136</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 49 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 630 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:09:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention Australians:  The time has come to NUKE UP</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95087</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 61 reviews, last by shandythedog 631 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:32:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how does anyone ever do anything?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94877</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 18 reviews, last by lechuza 637 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 22:46:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wouild it be OK to attempt to have George W executed through democratic and legal processes?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94744</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 17 reviews, last by Chillax 638 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:31:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Journey to the land of the Clothheads - the Musical/Rock Opera: now casting</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94560</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 644 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:37:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>George W. Bush:  what kind of fellow is he?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94093</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 27 reviews, last by Axolotl 653 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Oct 2006 07:36:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>my romantic dreams have been shattered</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93929</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 24 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 657 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Oct 2006 16:26:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ihave been helping satan edit her essay on gender equality</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93880</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 41 reviews, last by shandythedog 657 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Oct 2006 14:08:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attn ubermadness competitiors. if you want my vote</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93505</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 32 reviews, last by rob_berg 665 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:54:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The idyllic world of Mr Whodehouse can never stale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93450</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 12 reviews, last by icarus1987 668 days ago</description>
<author>MrSpringtime</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 07:29:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In the supermarket, sexual freedom reveals itself in brief glimmers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93217</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 39 reviews, last by shandythedog 672 days ago</description>
<author>MrSpringtime</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:23:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Making things better for everyone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93136</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 14 reviews, last by rad1101 672 days ago</description>
<author>MrSpringtime</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:49:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apologies, bereaved daughter of the Crocodile Hunter, but I WAS aiming for the turtle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93077</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 47 reviews, last by thorpe 523 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:35:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a female found me appealing and lovely</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93045</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 678 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 14:44:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pornnugget tribute post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92944</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 30 reviews, last by corn_nugget 670 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:38:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i just rememgered: i was sexually assaulted by my drunken mother!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92757</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 12 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 684 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Sep 2006 13:50:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>STDMadness: the latest exciting and very popular uber contest!  (fully endorsed by all my popular uber friends, i don&#39;t like to drop names or antying, but i&#39;m talkin&#39; bart bart, razor, shlongy, caul, jamie, aj, shitfuck, berty, circe, porn, filthy, what&#39;s</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92656</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 37 reviews, last by Berty 686 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Sep 2006 12:56:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attention Bart Clifone:  would you like to join the journey to the land of the clothheads?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92580</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 31 reviews, last by shandythedog 686 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Sep 2006 10:00:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>EARN BIG BUCKS!  become a player in the glamours international world of creative celebrity!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92523</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by shandythedog 689 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Sep 2006 14:00:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>you cuntheaded morons woujldn&#39;t know good writing if it was shoved up your arse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92516</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 36 reviews, last by shandythedog 691 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Sep 2006 04:52:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Questions for the Ubermadness Committee (whoever you are)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92373</link>
<description>Rating: 1.01 on 47 reviews, last by shandythedog 691 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>more rubbish from shandy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92370</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 15 reviews, last by Berty 694 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:45:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Association of PLEASURE with SUCCESS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92240</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 13 reviews, last by apollo88 698 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:23:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The car maketh the man?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92183</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 698 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:40:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I love the English language</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/92101</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 32 reviews, last by BranDo 700 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:51:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Put budhist monks in charge of prisons</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91923</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 37 reviews, last by shandythedog 704 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 12:00:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what have the &#39;social sciences&#39; contributed??????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91916</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 19 reviews, last by shandythedog 704 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:29:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>my new song lyrics - i need help!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91608</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 21 reviews, last by Ingsoc 707 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 08:31:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>an urgent dillema involving webcam sex with my uber friend&#39;s fiancee</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91573</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 25 reviews, last by Unabonger 714 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Aug 2006 15:42:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>hats off</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91564</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 10 reviews, last by apollo88 714 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Aug 2006 12:31:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>quick questions re. CSI and also the global financial system</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91379</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 18 reviews, last by Happily_Agnostic 718 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Aug 2006 00:08:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attention uber geeks:  can you see this naked asian slut clearly?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91120</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 24 reviews, last by Shlongy 723 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:23:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attention uber geeks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91119</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by darko 725 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:18:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>exclusive pics of my workstation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91037</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 16 reviews, last by apollo88 726 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:54:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>martial arts are bollocks; and ubersite is quaint</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90984</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 31 reviews, last by BadAssJulie 727 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:19:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>uber geeks - a desperate plea for help!!!   plus some bonus softcore porn!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90884</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 28 reviews, last by eppliks 727 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:33:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>two questions for uber scholars</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90845</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 40 reviews, last by corn_nugget 727 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:50:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>we are all songbirds</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90511</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 11 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:15:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just bought a new hole punch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90426</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 20 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:39:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The traditional aussie support of the underdog - all finished?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90142</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 9 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jul 2006 08:03:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the willowy russian slut is back on tele and thanks to the wonders of modern medicine nothing will now stop me getting the olive oil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90096</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 21 reviews, last by Berty 691 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 13:59:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>honey the chinese dog loving beauty, let us pray you find your way hear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89808</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 8 reviews, last by corn_nugget 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2006 14:57:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>notes for the the next great masterpiece</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89723</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 8 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 06:16:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>survey:  icecream or meat?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89597</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 18 reviews, last by matnotharry 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:42:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>songs of innoncence and experience by shandy&quot;williamblake&quot;thedog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89253</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 17 reviews, last by Jeanneee 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jun 2006 04:12:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Modern women exposed! (note: another redundant post amidst the delightful wit of ubersite)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89167</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 46 reviews, last by corn_nugget 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 15:09:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Two Serious Proposals for Rule Changes to Soccer (aka wogball)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89148</link>
<description>Rating: -0.55 on 28 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:06:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why don&#39;t we ever hear about women sucking their own nipples???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89098</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 53 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:38:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>survey:  a year of dreams fullfilled in exchange for death?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89049</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 30 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:57:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apollo, Caulincourt and Method are my special friends!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88927</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 53 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jun 2006 14:25:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To be happy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88856</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 15 reviews, last by BrownEyedGirrl 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jun 2006 09:50:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>should menstruating women be segregated?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88804</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 49 reviews, last by Doodles 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jun 2006 08:54:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>women&#39;s eyebrows / my changing attitudes towards / a bad sign?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88748</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 19 reviews, last by calyne 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jun 2006 00:12:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>we&#39;re going to brainwash the whole wide world</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88715</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 16 reviews, last by goferforhire 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jun 2006 01:27:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>dear reiko</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88497</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 14 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 08:55:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;I&#39;ve never seen you do that before, daddy&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88449</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 34 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2006 01:50:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>haha england, david beckham etc</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88293</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 39 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2006 09:28:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hard work and perseverance - the keys to success</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88204</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 36 reviews, last by georgemichael 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 12:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the psychology of savouring your own farts, and the supposed relationship between vocabulary and cleverness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88154</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2006 01:19:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Satan&#39;s silvery laughter broke me as a man, now I need to find a perfect woman to carry out repairs.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88010</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 24 reviews, last by Spooner 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 00:21:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Many moons ago</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87971</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 17 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 02:08:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>cunt fingering:  a forgotten art?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87542</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 43 reviews, last by littledan 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 May 2006 00:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>does divorce fuck up kids?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87340</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 18 reviews, last by JumpingJax 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 22:17:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>to quote young isaac, upon learning of the vagina and his origin therein and there out</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87284</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 13 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:01:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how do you begin and end emails?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87228</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 14 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:34:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why the museum is fucked</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87010</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 23 reviews, last by corn_nugget 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:32:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why were my childhood daydreaming powers stolen????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86770</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 23 reviews, last by missflibble 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:43:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the real shandythedog exposed!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86066</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 18 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:33:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>that was a relief!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85955</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 10 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:23:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Should I let my 5 year-old daughter rub (and for that matter, suck) my doggie&#39;s cock?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85854</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 36 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:33:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Journey to the land of the clothheads - onwards and upwards</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85797</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 16 reviews, last by Sphagnum 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2006 11:36:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i am ASLAN, PROUD LION KING</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85504</link>
<description>Rating: -0.41 on 17 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:09:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;m NOT messy - i left the first aid kit on the kitchen bench to remind me to examine my son&#39;s PENIS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85452</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 17 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:42:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Famous Shandythedog&#39;s Uber Pro Persian Cartoon Caption Competition (inside by chroniclsym or some cunts post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85451</link>
<description>Rating: -1.37 on 13 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:10:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i vas just visitined by an emissary from the animal kinddomg and possibley also the calif of ancient baghdad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85450</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 8 reviews, last by disko 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:47:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Have the three little pigs been misunderstood?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85382</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 18 reviews, last by disko 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:06:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rank and &#39;vile noes - why i am the greatest genuis ever!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85197</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 14 reviews, last by fluff 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 14:11:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof that Chekhov travelled in time and stole all MY ideas</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85135</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 21 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 12:06:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what&#39;s all this anti cutting and pasting bullshit??????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84987</link>
<description>Rating: -0.81 on 14 reviews, last by thecaes 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Mar 2006 22:48:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Does anyone know how to astral travel.  If so, please teach Loki because i want to kiss and suck her breasts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84983</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 15 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Mar 2006 21:49:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rank and Vile - notes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Mar 2006 19:46:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Now My Jism Truly is Wondrous (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84865</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 27 reviews, last by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Mar 2006 04:08:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Jism is Wondrous (nsffw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84862</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 6 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Mar 2006 01:22:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;m sick of hearing about method&#39;s fucking alters</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84782</link>
<description>Rating: -0.32 on 32 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Mar 2006 22:36:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where can i live nicely on US$200-250 a week?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84675</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 36 reviews, last by precision 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:02:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am German and I am PROUD of the Holocaust</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84608</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 61 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandyziehund</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:03:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>oh my god!  Shandythedog didn&#39;t rate my post, what can this mean???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84529</link>
<description>Rating: -0.41 on 22 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>mike hunt&#39;s dishonourable discharge</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2006 23:19:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mono-syllabic words ROCK</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84485</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 34 reviews, last by crazyaardvark 2 years ago</description>
<author>mike hunt&#39;s dishonourable discharge</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 22:16:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Code name:   &quot;Mike Hunt likes sausages&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84434</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 17 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>mike hunt&#39;s dishonourable discharge</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:49:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i ate something orange yesterday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84378</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 25 reviews, last by Yams 2 years ago</description>
<author>mike hunt&#39;s dishonourable discharge</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:05:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what will i do when i grow up????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84157</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 27 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 23:38:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The wisdom of Shandy Jr (aged 5)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84099</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 22 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:11:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bigmike&#39;s Basement (The Shocking Conclusion)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84017</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 26 reviews, last by JumpingJax 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 00:30:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bigmike&#39;s Basement (Part 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83904</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 38 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 22:33:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bigmike&#39;s Basement</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83803</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 69 reviews, last by JumpingJax 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 01:48:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is Bigmike ubersite&#39;s biggest sicko?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83566</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 34 reviews, last by VelvetElvis 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Feb 2006 08:57:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how many people do you TOUCH, on a daily basis?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83483</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 86 reviews, last by loki 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Feb 2006 01:42:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>darwin&#39;s theory of evolution is TRUE TRUE TRUE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83290</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 36 reviews, last by joedaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Feb 2006 23:18:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>photo of a ceramic virgin mary figurine miraculously swallowing a stream of jism gushing from my penis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83072</link>
<description>Rating: -0.32 on 24 reviews, last by GuinnessSince1759 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:49:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>harry kewle maybe be a dickhead but hsi treatement at the hands of scouser hooligans is a disgrace</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82739</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 29 reviews, last by zoobie2000 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:54:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>uber lawyers:  i have a mission for you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82377</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 35 reviews, last by Maddog 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:56:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>please recommend music that makes you move</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82331</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 68 reviews, last by Maddog 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 23:27:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Family and other Animals by Gerald Durrel:  where is the chinese translation?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82245</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 9 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:25:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>sexual arousal:  it&#39;s nice and good!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82239</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 43 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:52:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to be happy, and to walk on water (a photographic guide)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82027</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 47 reviews, last by darko 413 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 00:55:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>under-aged cunt, slightly diseased (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81528</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 28 reviews, last by Wazza 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 06:37:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shane Warne you have been talking shit again - shame on you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81428</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 19 reviews, last by ozzy 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 04:50:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m quitting uber because method ridiculed my mental illness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81118</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 50 reviews, last by Wazza 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2005 00:25:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>society is not all bad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81074</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 30 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:52:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Something Nice and Good and Happy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80691</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 19 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Dec 2005 23:55:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m coming out:  I&#39;m bisexual and I love Apollo88</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80477</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 76 reviews, last by Magic_Monkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2005 23:20:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>just bear with me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80421</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 25 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2005 09:21:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thinking of vaginal cosmetic surgery?  READ THIS first.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80247</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 27 reviews, last by ozzy 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 23:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>vaginal cosmetic surgery/before and after pics/miss vagina 2005 beauty pageant cancelled/nsfw</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80104</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 34 reviews, last by Unabonger 332 days ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:15:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Miss Vagina 2005 Beauty Pageant (now NSFW!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79989</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:52:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diversions (for bigmike)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79791</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:06:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone was happy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79752</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 42 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:17:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what do these uberusers have in common?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79680</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 124 reviews, last by Xcuses 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 23:20:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>uber world cup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79431</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 62 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:44:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Women Need (and in some cases want) - the Great Male Mistake	</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79429</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:03:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fear of the SUN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79421</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 18 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 01:16:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>colonic irrigation - is it any good?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79365</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 42 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 09:26:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>that taught her</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79249</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 25 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 14:12:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>looking at women underwater and elsewhere  ...    http://www.ubersite.com/m/15273(self cunt review)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79114</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 8 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 12:53:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i honestly believe that every word i&#39;ve contributed to ubersite is precious, a literary treasure trove that will be appreciated for generations to come</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79113</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 12:28:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>do you think bart is making some kind of statement? and what if ubersite as we know it really IS finished?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79112</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 12:26:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>secretly, we aussies are looking forward to our first terrorist attack here.  why?  work it out yourselves you halfwits.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79086</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 9 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:18:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>little eva, i desire you more than ever, the things i have learnt from the whores, they will help us in our new joy, i swear.   THAT&#39;S  a nice bedtime thought, surely.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78873</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:58:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>anyway, i&#39;ve EARNED the right to cuddle my sleeping son, i&#39;m not some prowling freak, he LOVES me and i LOVE him, so goodnight then</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78867</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:56:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i have rooted four whores recently and they were all lovely i swear to god i would in the right circumstances like to take all of them out for dinner and the movies, mock as much as you like, it&#39;s true</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78866</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by Oleannder 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:54:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>one final thought:  hope springs eternal!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78863</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:44:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i better take it outside in case it starts a fire sneakily - over and out ubersite, i think i might be sated</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78862</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:40:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i just made a mistake -  i thought a plastic crisp packet could extinguish a cigarette if i sealed the ciggie within it</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78861</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:38:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why smoke cigarettes?  why??????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78860</link>
<description>Rating: -1.60 on 5 reviews, last by Istaros 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:36:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>every post deserves it&#39;s moment in the sun  (oops &#39;its&#39;) don&#39;t you think?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78859</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:32:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>future generations of scholars will speak reverentially of the day ubersite rejected text and attachments, don&#39;t you think?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78857</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 4 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:29:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>who likes chips (crisps)?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78854</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 10 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:11:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>if you had to recommend ONE post on uber to justify your time here, it would be....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78853</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by blondie2 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:09:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>do you think that when one of my pupils breaks through to the big time they will acknowledge old master shandy of ubersite?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78848</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:49:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>beealzebub offered to make my penis 12&quot; long, but he want my artistic genius in return.  what to do?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78811</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 51 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:10:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> beealzebub offered to make my penis 12&quot; long, but he wants my artisic genius in return. what to do?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78810</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:08:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>beealzebub offered to make my penis 12&quot; long, but he wants my artisic genius in return. what to do?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78809</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by shandythedog 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:03:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck you all i AM starting a politcial party</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78454</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 48 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Nov 2005 08:13:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;ve been reading lots of books lately</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78305</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 19 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 13:14:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apparently anal sex is &#39;the new black&#39;,  but what about anal tonguing?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77579</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 24 reviews, last by Required_Reading 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2005 14:09:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i can understand mocking the fake emotions of the seppos, but mocking someone&#39;s illness does seem just plain nasty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77520</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 51 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2005 01:08:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;life is not a dress rehearsal&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77372</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 19 reviews, last by XFile 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 10:22:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>like a dog without a bone</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77359</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 26 reviews, last by bowser 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:12:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The importance of being Bart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77017</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 50 reviews, last by Required_Reading 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 00:54:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the big list of ubersite posts worth reading</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76965</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 10 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:56:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>waa waa waa goes the little fucking cunt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76808</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 18 reviews, last by Teephphah 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:43:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The True Story (Revised)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76573</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the dyslexic austistic hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 14:57:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>is it true i can legally download limitless music, movies and games for $1 dollar a month?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76562</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 31 reviews, last by DJMattB241 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the dyslexic austistic hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 10:14:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fascinating mental exercise:  remmber the news!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76179</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 54 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the dyslexic austistic hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:35:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>various matters</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76177</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by Insanethemind 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the dyslexic austistic hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 06:26:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shandy the dog camwhores (including his imaginary vagina!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76161</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 18 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the dyslexic austistic hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 23:07:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maths!  I love maths!  How can i learn maths???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76013</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 31 reviews, last by Insanethemind 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the dyslexic austistic hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:00:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention erudite and learned uberites, Shandy the Hermaphrodite Love God begs your assistance with his research on prostition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75744</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 29 reviews, last by Insanethemind 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the hermaphrodite love god</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:07:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>do hubcaps serve any purpose?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75711</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 32 reviews, last by VengefulDaddy 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 23:38:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>survey:  hands washing, hygeine etc</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75412</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 22 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 03:44:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I insulted my christian house guest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75190</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 118 reviews, last by Compulsory 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:07:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Australia, you have lost the ashese</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74985</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 13 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 16:43:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>fuck me dead - is it raining in london now or not????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74907</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 20 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2005 08:07:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>pics of me cuming into apollo&#39;s sister&#39;s mouth!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74823</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 19 reviews, last by AndASmallFry 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Sep 2005 12:45:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i&#39;m not sure if i should be more or less scared of george w. after this hurricane business</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74593</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 35 reviews, last by alragusa 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 04:46:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Manly Warringah, manly warringah, we&#39;ll come walzing behind you this year</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74505</link>
<description>Rating: 0.56 on 24 reviews, last by Saxon 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Sep 2005 16:35:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the london bomber is a SCOUSER</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74423</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 50 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Sep 2005 07:55:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why politicians should kill themselves</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74210</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 21 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:14:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>On behalf of mail order brides, I would like to apologise for that stupid cunt&#39;s remarks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74155</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 29 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 13:08:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>sperm and egg past the used by date, THAT&#39;S where my problems started</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73937</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 28 reviews, last by FartSmeller 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:20:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i saw</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73648</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:16:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>put it this way</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72656</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 14 reviews, last by Wiggles 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Aug 2005 15:27:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Writing and the desire to shine - sport&#39;s pscyhclogy in creative writing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72652</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 7 reviews, last by SpikeGoddess 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Aug 2005 14:09:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>this is very bad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72650</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 12 reviews, last by cpeachok 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Aug 2005 13:47:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For the ETS child porn collection - Young Shandy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72228</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by Arthur_Dent 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 01:45:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Softcore porn:  the way forward (slightly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72224</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 00:08:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>thrilling new Uber Contest with awesokme prize!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71687</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 35 reviews, last by iddqd 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2005 04:05:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>my world 11   (not for seppo readers, this involves an international sport)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71603</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 20 reviews, last by legallady 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 11:05:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i need a replica of my cock so i can fuck myself up the arse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71465</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 10 reviews, last by MoneyG 3 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2005 00:28:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>hurry up and post comicbookguy you pansy i&#39;m going to whip your ass, etc</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71089</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 31 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 09:20:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Milk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71068</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 6 reviews, last by Oxymoron 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 04:22:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ode to my wife</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70225</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 41 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 13:04:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wheres&#39; WAZZA????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70218</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 22 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 12:05:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a father can cream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70212</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 58 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 09:23:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>socks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70082</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 9 reviews, last by Insanethemind 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandy the lost soul</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 02:35:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shandythegod, with a little help from Moses, demonstrates his holy rain-making powers - as requested by GLALL (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69955</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 16 reviews, last by williamson 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythegod</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jul 2005 13:00:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tainted lemonade, a five-year old Jezabel, and dirty diapers:  getting my ass kicked in kindergarten</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69895</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 23 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>isaac bickerstaff&#39;s understudy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jul 2005 11:11:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the cat pissed on</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69825</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 15 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Jul 2005 08:43:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sorry Greenland, I was aiming for USA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69543</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 28 reviews, last by mikethescottish 3 years ago</description>
<author>shandythefreedomfighter</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:05:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tainted lemonade, a five-year old Jezebel, and dirty diapers:   getting my ass kicked in kindergarten.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69394</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 37 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago</description>
<author>Isaac Bickerstaff&#39;s understudy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 13:16:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Madagascar, Nemo and the Law of the Jungle.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69215</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 38 reviews, last by legallady 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 03:04:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Huntering and Gathering v. Modern Life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69113</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 31 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 07:12:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>shandy&#39;s fearless ubermadness predictions</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69017</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 27 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 22:05:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what is the best martial art for a five year old boy to learn?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68900</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 61 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 06:38:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>WHY aren&#39;t I on the UBERMADNESS voting list????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68851</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 43 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 04:20:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>journey to clothheads - never say die!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68744</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 13 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 09:35:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Slavery:  the way forward</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68477</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 76 reviews, last by amoetodi 656 days ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 09:24:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why is the news all the same?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68226</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 22 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2005 07:53:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Master of arts in creative writing - any tips?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67891</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 13 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2005 17:09:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite - a comic writers forum?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67868</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 27 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2005 14:21:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>referendum:  a) fuck the poor and starving; or b) help the poor and starving</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67464</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 29 reviews, last by fried-green-potatoes 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 00:50:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a warning to the feminist nuts in charge of education</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67411</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 16 reviews, last by missflibble 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 13:05:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>attention poo-poo heads on the ubermadness committee</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67041</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 27 reviews, last by Teephphah 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 03:13:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Suspensions Of Animation And The Crustacean Monster Truck Rally Torpedos.  (ubermadness 15 minute challenge)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66918</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 23:46:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i can grow tomatoes, but have no idea how to make metal, plastic or electricity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66813</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 23 reviews, last by mrwolf 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2005 11:23:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>it was great so see Sadam in his undies!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66761</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 15 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2005 05:20:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber 15 minute challenge:   Is it up yet, because I can&#39;t see it</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66606</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 14 reviews, last by SkinnyKenny 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 11:05:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>how prevalent is &#39;cybersex&#39;?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66536</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 37 reviews, last by VengefulDaddy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 11:29:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>full-steam ahead</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66446</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 10 reviews, last by sublime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandytherelentless</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 14:13:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Now I know how Mia Farrow felt (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66353</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 13 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago</description>
<author>DandyShandy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 05:52:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i have inserted my (slightly pudgy) finger into the cunts of BOTH mysia and porn nugget, and guess what???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66287</link>
<description>Rating: -0.46 on 72 reviews, last by Wazza 3 years ago</description>
<author>DandyShandy</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2005 12:12:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ubersite needs:  children, old people, black people, brown people and yellow people</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66047</link>
<description>Rating: -0.35 on 29 reviews, last by balls_balls 3 years ago</description>
<author>DandyShandy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 18:00:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>irconb p 4, jtlch p fuck knows</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65879</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 18 reviews, last by transhuman 3 years ago</description>
<author>DandyShandy</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 May 2005 22:49:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Australia:  what does this tell you about it?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 67 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>DandyShandy</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 May 2005 03:16:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the 11 year old girl sucked the jism that dripped from her mum&#39;s engorged labia (just prior to the dog incident)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65414</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 27 reviews, last by ILL34GL3 3 years ago</description>
<author>DandyShandy</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 22:17:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness3&gt; word limit ? &gt; VOTE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65372</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 62 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 01:45:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is why the world is doomed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65302</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 28 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 03:52:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;we&#39;ve got company&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65046</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 19 reviews, last by UberGirl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2005 12:14:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>into which uberslut should i ejaculate?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64947</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 76 reviews, last by WiKi 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 20:13:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>are you a prophet?  well prove it then, cunthead.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64725</link>
<description>Rating: 1.01 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 07:47:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>dogs:  the way forward</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64621</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 24 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 07:15:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what are the conditions like in australian prisons?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64530</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 23 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2005 06:06:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why is butter so cheap?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64467</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 34 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 11:09:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>does anyone know where i can get some opium to smoke?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64397</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 23 reviews, last by someone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 08:16:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>convert hits to money</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64195</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 23 reviews, last by G-prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 12:34:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i regained consciosness on a beach (part 3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64046</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 10 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 13:16:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I regained consciousness on a beach (part 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64020</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 02:56:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck the Self-Effacement</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63887</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 45 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Apr 2005 13:32:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i failed to conceive</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63860</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 33 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 23:36:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i conceive</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63856</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 9 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 22:56:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>i believe...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63794</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 08:46:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hippos don&#39;t swallow (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63516</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 122 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2005 02:50:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>books - Desperation, Planet of Adventure, and Wilt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63507</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 36 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Apr 2005 23:51:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>what are you good at?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63077</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 80 reviews, last by Wazza 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:44:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I regained consciousness on a beach</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62917</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 30 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:21:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercon reporters - please lift your games</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62001</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 39 reviews, last by Wiggles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 01:18:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C.U.N.T. action please:  Jiang Lai</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61918</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 50 reviews, last by LadyPlural 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:13:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Social humiliation or physical injury:  which do you prefer?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61843</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 42 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 23:17:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C.U.N.T Bulletin 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61703</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 16 reviews, last by Chinaski 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 08:17:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C.U.N.T. action please:  Rank and Vile</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61500</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 53 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Mar 2005 21:39:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do brainwaves interact mysteriously in the cosmic ether, and if so does this mean, amongst other things, that the way you think about someone while you masturbate could actually influence your chances of having sex with them?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61353</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 56 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Mar 2005 01:22:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In the Realm of the Senses - film review</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61250</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 10 reviews, last by Howie_Felter 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 04:30:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C.U.N.T. Bulletin 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61095</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 41 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 10:58:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>C.U.N.T.  Bulletin No. 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60756</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 81 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 20:40:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber literary criticism club - open to all, enroll here</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60583</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 76 reviews, last by orph 538 days ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:50:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>list of shamed uberites with claims to be interested in writing &#39;seriously&#39;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60560</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 40 reviews, last by Hadooken 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 02:09:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shandy&#39;s Master Class suspended, various other matters</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60474</link>
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<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 07:36:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>who is ubersite&#39;s most misunderstood genius?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 51 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 01:22:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Setting the record straight:  my love affair with Loki</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60122</link>
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<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 05:31:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do black people  feel sad when their children die?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59981</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 60 reviews, last by UlfGabe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 16:02:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Register here for Shandy and Apollo&#39;s Support Network for women who have suffered traumatic incidents involving their female organs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59972</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 29 reviews, last by Wazza 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 14:22:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>at this bar the other night</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59965</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 11:58:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maybe americans aren&#39;t quite as nasty as we all think?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59626</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 51 reviews, last by shandythedog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:04:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To be or not to be a do-gooder, that is the question</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58829</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 18 reviews, last by hidden101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2005 02:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58685</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 52 reviews, last by TheJedi 3 years ago</description>
<author>Shandythedog</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Feb 2005 00:21:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58169</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 45 reviews, last by Coyote 3 years ago</description>
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