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<title>SPT:  Toilet Humor</title>
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<title>Pictures of Jessica Alba Topless</title>
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<title>Lion Queen</title>
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<title>Toilet Paper Etiquette / Fantasy Baseball Sign Up</title>
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<title>SPT:  America&#39;s Map of the World (and Happy Easter, Bitches)</title>
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<title>Edge of the Village</title>
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<title>Here Boy....Here Boy LOL</title>
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<title>How Do You Know if You&#39;ve Been Roofied?</title>
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<title>On China, The Economy, and Enjoying Whores (NSFWish)</title>
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<title>SPT Sofia Vergara:  My New Crush</title>
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<title>APW:  Dinner In The Sky</title>
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<title>One of THOSE Shits...</title>
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<title>My Favorite Future Posts, Vol. 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 40 reviews, last by rob_berg 62 days ago</description>
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<title>Win 2 Tickets, All Expenses Paid Including Air Fares To The 2008 Olympic Game In Beijing, China</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 33 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 67 days ago</description>
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<title>You Are All Incredibly Moronic (2)</title>
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<title>You Are All Incredibly Stupid (1)</title>
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<title>Obsecure Short Story Challenge</title>
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<title>LARP Motivation</title>
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<title>Royalty In Disguise</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 47 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 86 days ago</description>
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<title>Ubertines 08:  I Am Trying To Break Your Heart</title>
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<title>This Place is Boring Today So Just Make Fun of Me!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.07 on 119 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 84 days ago</description>
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<title>Dear Miller Lite</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 71 reviews, last by apollo88 90 days ago</description>
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<title>This One Time While Sitting In My Living Room...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 39 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 94 days ago</description>
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<title>The Whitest Kids U&#39;Know</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.62 on 25 reviews, last by orphelia 94 days ago</description>
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<title>The Whitest Kids U&#39;Know</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.50 on 2 reviews, last by Shlongy 96 days ago</description>
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<title>Super Glue</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.90 on 17 reviews, last by Wildman 96 days ago</description>
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<title>Homemade Sex Toy</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.63 on 20 reviews, last by icarus1987 98 days ago</description>
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<title>Dear Lisa,</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.68 on 79 reviews, last by wardy 100 days ago</description>
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<title>APW:  Here Is Where YOU Tell Me How Pretty I Am (Camwhore)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.15 on 174 reviews, last by orphelia 41 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Imagine</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.16 on 34 reviews, last by icarus1987 103 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>You Are In Serious Danger:  Must Warp to Bonus Level </title>
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<description>Rating: 0.36 on 42 reviews, last by mordor666 100 days ago</description>
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<title>Pictures You May or May Not Have Viewed (1)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 27 reviews, last by MudWhistle 105 days ago</description>
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<title>A Mondo Effective Analysis of Ubersite in GPF Format (+ 4 Girls Finger Paint)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 28 reviews, last by Unabonger 107 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>I Just Pulled One of Those Bonehead Maneuvers...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 69 reviews, last by hidden101 108 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>RIP Heath Ledger</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.47 on 30 reviews, last by beeltea 107 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Happy National Jump Rope Day (NSFWish)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 50 reviews, last by orphelia 94 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Getting Your Load Off Isn&#39;t Always That Easy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 31 reviews, last by orphelia 108 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Down at the Harbor Enjoying--WTF??  GPF  (NSFW if pixelated Boobs Offend)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.96 on 29 reviews, last by scourge 111 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Battlefield Uber, 5 SPT</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.05 on 39 reviews, last by TheUniter 115 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>APW:  Ice Art</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 24 reviews, last by skrapmetal 116 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>After Deep Thought I&#39;ve Come to the Conclusion... NO Penis, Sex, or Vaginas</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.34 on 44 reviews, last by sicosemen 117 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Statutory:  See but Don't Look, Feel, but Don't Touch</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.38 on 118 reviews, last by Berty 117 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>0H SHlT!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.52 on 27 reviews, last by Grimm 118 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Do YOU Remember &quot;The Talk?&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 58 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 117 days ago</description>
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<title>Battlefield Uber, 4 SPT</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 27 reviews, last by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile 122 days ago</description>
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<title>Thank Crystle For This ONE  (Camwhore of my face-SORTA)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.02 on 51 reviews, last by Talibandrew 118 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Am I The Only One That Doesn&#39;t Give A Flying Fuck?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.43 on 55 reviews, last by rorrim 115 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Battlefield Uber, 1</title>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.71 on 316 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 144 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Post History Change For User 24351</title>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>shandythedog</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.48 on 61 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 168 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 108 reviews, last by orphelia 181 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 48 reviews, last by Tracer0351 412 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>NCAAB March Madness (Shit Talking Poetry)</title>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Douche Contusion</title>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Karma Smells Like Shitted Up Underwear</title>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>An Inconclusive, Definitive Ending To The Non-Coherent Race Debate</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.09 on 103 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 41 reviews, last by sicosemen 434 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.32 on 69 reviews, last by sicosemen 431 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Uberdirectory Submission:  Circa Baby Years</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.05 on 22 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 21 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 26 reviews, last by scourge 437 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 52 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 157 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Hear YE!  Hear YE!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 27 reviews, last by sicosemen 445 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Here Ye!  Here Ye!</title>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 43 reviews, last by JoeyG 447 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 28 reviews, last by ChalupaTres 429 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>List of Ubersluts Who Are Betrothed To My Harem</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.33 on 12 reviews, last by Yahweh 402 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>I Think I&#39;m Going Crazy (Seriously):  -2&#39;s Welcome</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.51 on 36 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 451 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Shellshocked Captain of the &quot;Rusty Scupper&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.52 on 29 reviews, last by ShapeShifter 248 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Shellshocked Captain of the &quot;Rusty Scupper&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by mrnoisy 452 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>I Left My Right Hand at Home</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.42 on 7 reviews, last by JoeyG 454 days ago</description>
<author>(S)h(I)ngles Ou(C)h(O) Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.30 on 39 reviews, last by Amontillado 458 days ago</description>
<author>(S)h(I)ngles Ou(C)h(O) Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 28 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 459 days ago</description>
<author>(S)h(I)ngles Ou(C)h(O) Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 40 reviews, last by 8track 402 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 35 reviews, last by Yahweh 402 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 41 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 52 reviews, last by scourge 184 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>MMMMMmmmm, BEER!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 78 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Ubertines &#39;07:  Emo Love</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.21 on 20 reviews, last by JonnyX 468 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:06:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FF: 1950&#39;s</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.86 on 25 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 471 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 20 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>A Bird Aflight:  Vol 2</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.33 on 15 reviews, last by scourge 472 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 16:13:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof That Franthebear is a Virgin:  (hahahahahaha)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 191 reviews, last by czwij 193 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.12 on 40 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 26 reviews, last by sicosemen 187 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 19 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 478 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Post Surgery Evaluation</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.17 on 28 reviews, last by JoeyG 482 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 13:06:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Bird Aflight:  Vol 1</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.40 on 15 reviews, last by Axolotl 116 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 23:08:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 38 reviews, last by homer42 498 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:49:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surgery MSPaint CONTEST</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 29 reviews, last by konohasaiyajin 496 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>I Stole Christmas</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 14 reviews, last by jade_digitalmedia 501 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>FF:  1990&#39;s</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97080</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 24 reviews, last by FATMANTPK 89 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Road Signs Got Me JAILED!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.69 on 30 reviews, last by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile 506 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>APW:  Glen Barr (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96998</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 29 reviews, last by HotWillie 508 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:28:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  Glen Barr</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96997</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by v8lover 508 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:22:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MAMA:  She Loves...Unconditionally</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 12 reviews, last by ShapeShifter 223 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 16:36:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Words (Or Less) About 10 Uber Users: Part 4 of &quot;Pick a Number&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96929</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 21 reviews, last by Merlina 509 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:46:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>*SFW Man I Could Really Go For Some Turkey SFW*</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.43 on 23 reviews, last by pandora 512 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 17:33:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#220;BERTREE DECORATlONS Photoshop - Vol 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96827</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 10 reviews, last by TigerLilly 514 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:10:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Doppelganger, Displaysia on Bovine Mechanics</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.76 on 16 reviews, last by frankthebear 513 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:30:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Broken Uber Games</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96777</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 27 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 515 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:41:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>While I Was Away, I Learned A Few Things...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96740</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 49 reviews, last by icarus1987 515 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:58:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alright, I Give..And Apologize!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96671</link>
<description>Rating: -0.73 on 68 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Men {And Women(for reference only)}, Don&#39;t You Extremely Dislike...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96614</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 37 reviews, last by LovelyLady 517 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Men {And Women(for reference only)}, Don&#39;t You Extremely Dislike...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96612</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 4 reviews, last by Istaros 402 days ago</description>
<author>Fubar Kamikaze</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 12:44:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fiery Tidings From Hell</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by HotWillie 522 days ago</description>
<author>Fubar Kamikaze</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 34 reviews, last by sicosemen 523 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>FF:  1960&#39;s</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96418</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 39 reviews, last by Ltap 129 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Dec 2006 16:12:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Almost There, But Not Quite Done</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96370</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 10 reviews, last by experima 179 days ago</description>
<author>Fubar Kamikaze</author>
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<title>APW:  Thai Ridgeback Dog</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96288</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 14 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 529 days ago</description>
<author>Fubar Kamikaze</author>
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<title>One More For The Road</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96231</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 11 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 530 days ago</description>
<author>Fubar Kamikaze</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 12 reviews, last by goferforhire 531 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Pictures of Me Getting Drunk at Raystown Lake (Nothing Else)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 20 reviews, last by sicosemen 532 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>APW:  Livio De Marchi</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96050</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 25 reviews, last by Ich_habe_Kartoffeln 535 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Serious Question--Stripper Inside</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 41 reviews, last by Lisa 536 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:26:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Women Killed Chivalry (Long, Editing Help Request)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.37 on 25 reviews, last by Bubba2341 531 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 13:52:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So I Got This Email...A Bret Update (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95942</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 69 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 536 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>You Don&#39;t Deserve Both Those Penii (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 8 reviews, last by paul_anthony 424 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:41:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>l JUST G0T A HlGH SC0RE 0N THE G0ATSE GAME</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 25 reviews, last by sicosemen 541 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Ever Wonder if You Are What You Eat....I&#39;ll Tell You (Feelings will be hurt &amp; Much Namedropping)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95836</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 59 reviews, last by ilikesteak 540 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:37:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Short Musings While Listening to Music</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95793</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 17 reviews, last by ilikesteak 541 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:18:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Words (Or Less) About 10 Uber Users: Part 3 of &quot;Pick a Number&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95747</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 18 reviews, last by Shlongy 544 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 16:11:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Inter Office Memo:  1 Ply or Death    (+random camwhorage)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95706</link>
<description>Rating: 0.37 on 40 reviews, last by JoeyG 545 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:38:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Irrefutable Evidence That MY Pussy Magnet Works Like The Polish Method Uses For His Grillz</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95603</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 24 reviews, last by ilikesteak 547 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>I Found the Best Pussy Magnet and Man CRUMPLER</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95541</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 38 reviews, last by ilikesteak 547 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 42 reviews, last by TheUniter 550 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>The Noise of Silence</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 29 reviews, last by frankthebear 552 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Nov 2006 17:26:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FF:  The 1660&#39;s</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 27 reviews, last by Ltap 129 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.07 on 30 reviews, last by sicosemen 556 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<title>Hello, Your Blood Makes My Dick Bigger  (Slightly NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.17 on 18 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 556 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 53 reviews, last by JoeyG 558 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:08:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s A Bit Hard, I Love You Aunt Maria(Kind of Sad)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 27 reviews, last by experima 191 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2006 15:00:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95056</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 30 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 511 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:58:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FF:  30 A.D. (Anno Domini)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95006</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 21 reviews, last by rorrim 471 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 13:18:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Convincing A Whore That She&#39;s  A Slutty Slut Bag McSlutterson(Unedited)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 58 reviews, last by Istaros 561 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 14:52:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW:  Anselm Kiefer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 24 reviews, last by Amontillado 561 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:26:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Conversation with Bret Dallas D. a.k.a. Underoathmeal (Welcome, Bret)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 48 reviews, last by rob_berg 565 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:29:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anything But Mine</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by TheUniter 341 days ago</description>
<author>S.I. Co. Semen</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:46:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>sicosemen</author>
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<author>sicosemen</author>
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