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<title>Waiting</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 20 reviews, last by Circe 438 days ago</description>
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<title>OK, Uber, who&#39;s up for a game of Mornington Crescent?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.45 on 61 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 2 years ago</description>
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<title>An Essay</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 31 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Fuck.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.43 on 20 reviews, last by mynameisandy 2 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:35:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>part 1 girls ive dated</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80069</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 14 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>My Dad Is Trying To Scar Me For Life: My Five-Year-Old Birthday Party</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 29 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
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<title>This One Time I got Compeltely Drunk...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 19 reviews, last by locksly 2 years ago</description>
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<title>My Mom Is Trying To Scar Me For Life, Too!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72466</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 23 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Aug 2005 16:21:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Brief Infatuation With Flatulence</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 27 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Make Your Move</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>SPT: Razor, It Is On.  It Is So Fucking On.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71374</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 38 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>For My First Act</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 05:07:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMadness III Predictions Page</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 37 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 14:18:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Very First MSPaint (SPT) NSFW!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 23 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>My Very First MSPaint (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 12 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Purely Business (Part 5)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 11 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2005 19:12:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll: Who Would Be On Your Superhero Football Team?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 95 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
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<title>SPT: More Random Thoughts, and A Few Housekeeping Things To Mention</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by spedmonkey 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Truth About 7/04</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69962</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 31 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
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<title>If You Are What You Eat, Then Maybe Processed Asshole Should Be Taken Off The Market</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 30 reviews, last by Ducky 52 days ago</description>
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<title>SPT: Random Thoughts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69134</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 19 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Purely Business (Part 4)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69078</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 12 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 19:08:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Purely Business (Part 3)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69010</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 18 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 19:42:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Purely Business (Part 2)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68945</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 14 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 20:24:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Purely Business (Part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68467</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 20 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 04:36:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Water Report Linked To Terrorism; Not Delivered To Third Grade Class</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67926</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 20 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Jun 2005 06:21:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mattel Unveils New Episode III Dolls</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66762</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 27 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2005 05:42:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spedmonkey Plays Music! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66514</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 22 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 01:38:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Land of the Heartless, Final Part</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64018</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 8 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2005 02:50:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Land of the Heartless, Part 5</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 22:14:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Land of the Heartless, Part 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63678</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 9 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 01:36:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic: From Simple Beginnings...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 28 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 00:02:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After The Pandemic: Outbreak</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61453</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 29 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Mar 2005 03:59:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Dad Is Trying To Scar Me For Life: The Cruise</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61064</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 18 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 23:34:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Land of the Heartless, Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59598</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 14 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 23:20:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Patriots Won the Super Bowl?  Pshh.  What Else Is New?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.53 on 22 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Feb 2005 23:32:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberContest: The Uber Scavenger Hunt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56377</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 44 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 22:37:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Land of the Heartless, Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55728</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 20 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jan 2005 00:09:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Land of the Heartless (Part 1)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54418</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 23 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2004 19:58:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spedmonkey&#39;s Guide to Texas Hold &#39;em Poker, Part 3: Bluffing</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53684</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 18 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey wishes he was 21 so he could go to Vegas</author>
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<title>My Dad Is Trying To Scar Me For Life: The Birds and the Bees Talk</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 31 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 00:48:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Dad&#39;s Trying To Scar Me For Life: The Hockey Game</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 24 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 22:10:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cows Need Spirituality, Too</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 25 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Hey!  Who You Calling Metrosexual?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 18 reviews, last by minimumdino 3 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 02:55:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Your Moms All Got Raped</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 14 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey &lt;spedmonkey.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>One Asshole Not Enough For You?  Here&#39;s How To Get Another, Redneck Style</title>
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<title>Ask</title>
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<author>spedmonkey</author>
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<title>525,600 Minutes</title>
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<author>spedmonkey</author>
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<title>Tales From the Toilets</title>
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<author>spedmonkey</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Aug 2004 18:51:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spedmonkey&#39;s Guide to Texas Hold &#39;em Poker, Part 2: Basic Strategy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 36 reviews, last by Eternal_Dragon 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 22 reviews, last by spedmonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>spedmonkey</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 13:56:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>spedmonkey</author>
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