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<title>Dear Todd, Fuck You. Love, Steve</title>
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<title>They All Fall Down</title>
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<title>By Nightfall</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:19:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 24 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 09:03:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The UberMadness Offweek Report  and Uberpoll - With Dr._says, Professional Gerbilist</title>
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<title>Home</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 33 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Random Acts of Steve</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 22 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>An Ode to Bob</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 30 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>Wazza titty-fucked my girlfriend and I have the pictures to prove it!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 29 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes (Ask about our specials!)</author>
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<title>How Dare You Sully My Lady's Honour!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 30 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes (Ask about our specials!)</author>
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<title>The Distraction</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64104</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 26 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s Petting Zoo</author>
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<title>I am Steve&#39;s Desktop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63961</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 26 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s Petting Zoo</author>
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<title>I need attention! Give me attention!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 6 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie Says: what the hell man...</author>
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<title>I Believe.....In Bandwagons...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 15 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie Says: what the hell man...</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 03:18:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking Peach Juice. FUCK FUCKING FUCK EVERYTHING</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 14 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie Says: &quot;You&#39;re a slut!&quot;</author>
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<title>In conversation with Gord, my imaginary therapist</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 33 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>If I were a billionaire, this is how I'd blow my money</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 50 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>After the Pandemic: White Noise - Chapter Three</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2005 03:27:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boycott Pants!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62491</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 32 reviews, last by Whiplash 4 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>For My Dad (Steve&#39;s Fiftieth Post)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 134 reviews, last by Maddog 156 days ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>...and now for something completely different</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 24 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>After the Pandemic: White Noise - Chapter Two</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 14 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 08:48:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Pandemic: White Noise  - Chapter One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61545</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 22 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>Learning About Goodbye</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 125 reviews, last by icarus1987 398 days ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>Steve Yzerman, Naked (NSF....Anyone)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 8 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>RIP Hunter S. Thompson</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 19 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>The Partridge</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>NHL Cancels Season; Steve Responds</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 44 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>A Valentines Message To My Girlfriend</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 19 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 03:38:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Watching an Old Man Cry and Then Going to Disneyland</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 8 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
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<title>I&#39;ll See You Soon</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 8 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve&#39;s House of Pancakes</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:09:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>RIP Johnny Carson</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57486</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 22 reviews, last by stevie_says 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
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<title>Rock Post Friday!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.42 on 12 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
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<title>Chicks Farting....SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57276</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 28 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
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<title>Ambiguously Gay post Wednesday!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57163</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
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<title>Bitches Are Going to Make Me Beat my Wife</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57006</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 43 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
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<title>Touch My Bum and Say I&#39;m Pretty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56844</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 9 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:44:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pancakes and Relationships</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56308</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 26 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 08:30:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Vagina Dream</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 18 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Constable Steve, RCMP</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 02:49:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Tsunami and a Half Naked Chick? NO WAY!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55512</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 23 reviews, last by mikethescottish 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Steve</author>
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<title>It Has Begun. Run in FEAR!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 16 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevalicious</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 33 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steven Timberlake</author>
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<title>You call that a Band Wagon? (BPW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 18 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Not not Steve</author>
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<title>Assholes</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 14 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Not not Steve</author>
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<title>Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Lobster and Tacos</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 26 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Not not Steve</author>
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<title>Revenge is a Dish Best Served with Lobster and Tacos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53448</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 10 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Not not Steve</author>
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<title>This is NOT a post about rape</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.70 on 14 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie</author>
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<title>A Picture of Me in A Bath House</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 23 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie</author>
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<title>'It would be rude not to' or the horrors of Front-Butt Syndrome</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51430</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 20 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie</author>
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<title>Linked pt. 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50843</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Nov 2004 04:11:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>John Kerry is fucking hot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50342</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 25 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Steven</author>
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<title>Simulated Hockey: Some one should die because of that idea</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49775</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Stevie</author>
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<title>These high heels make me feel dead sexy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49625</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 18 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
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<title>Linked</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49480</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 04:08:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Extra Extra! An UberTimes exclusive!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48897</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 23 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 08:45:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Super Stevie vs. The Illegal Immigrants</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48756</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 9 reviews, last by ilikesteak 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
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<title>Oh Shelley, Shelley...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 46 reviews, last by TheUniter 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2004 07:03:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Green and Dumb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48477</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 04:39:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I had a kid like me, I&#39;d leave him at a bus stop...2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47064</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 22 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Oct 2004 11:04:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Musings about the Montreal Expos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46562</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 04:16:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where is the love? Sure as hell not here...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45986</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 15 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 05:02:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I had a kid like me, I'd leave him at a bus stop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45843</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 25 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Steve</author>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 03:16:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 33 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 6 Sep 2004 00:03:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are all women from Newfoundland this hairy?</title>
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