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[Romance] I'd really like to...   (Rating: 0.1 on 11 reviews, last by eye_on_my_nonothing 26 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2009-10-02 10:13:10 EDT
[None] I wish my balls were on top of my dick   (Rating: 0.63 on 20 reviews, last by Cakes 34 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2009-09-25 08:34:09 EDT
[Romance] I don't drink water   (Rating: -0.08 on 25 reviews, last by registerme 271 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2009-02-04 11:08:28 EST
[Politics] If Obama wins, I'm movin' ...   (Rating: 0.61 on 33 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 592 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2008-03-19 19:56:52 EDT
[Romance] sweet little whore princess with a big booty needs lovin'   (Rating: 1.23 on 30 reviews, last by JonnyX 597 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2008-03-14 11:12:05 EDT
[None] 2 boys 1 cup   (Rating: -0.23 on 20 reviews, last by TheDoctor 728 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-11-05 19:35:30 EST
[None] Shlongy Plays Basketball in the Park   (Rating: 0.37 on 16 reviews, last by haikumikoo 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-11-02 14:56:47 EDT
[None] Happy Halloween   (Rating: 0.98 on 34 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-31 17:52:04 EDT
[Romance] Swamp Donkey camwhore for the ladies (and Shlongy and his band of fags)   (Rating: -0.05 on 26 reviews, last by Sphagnum 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-30 13:50:43 EDT
[None] Shlongy can lick my taint   (Rating: 0.04 on 34 reviews, last by Yams 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-25 10:01:28 EDT
[None] Pray for Goatse   (Rating: 1.08 on 31 reviews, last by lover101 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-24 16:21:05 EDT
[Romance] I'd like to curb stomp your face   (Rating: 0.58 on 30 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-10-23 13:25:40 EDT
[None] She's My Little Slave   (Rating: 1.45 on 15 reviews, last by Bohme 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-07-10 12:33:35 EDT
[Politics] Why the Muslims will NEVER take Israel...   (Rating: 1.15 on 29 reviews, last by hour_man 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-06-28 20:03:41 EDT
[Romance] Priests rub me the wrong way   (Rating: 0.6 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-06-25 20:50:55 EDT
[Romance] Shlongy's G spot is swollen and tender   (Rating: -0.44 on 20 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-06-13 18:24:58 EDT
[None] Shlongy offered me sex, but I turned him down.   (Rating: -0.18 on 29 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-03-02 13:39:35 EST
[Romance] You Put the "Anus" in "Gayness"   (Rating: 1.06 on 34 reviews, last by BubbaEarl 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2007-03-01 18:34:38 EST
[News] The Real Story Behind Christmas   (Rating: -1 on 11 reviews, last by Antioxident 2 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-12-09 13:20:12 EST
[None] The Three Worst Things About Rape   (Rating: 0.52 on 31 reviews, last by ugoat 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-11-03 14:28:30 EST
[None] WARNING: I'll eat your pussy!!   (Rating: 1.55 on 24 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-08-14 16:26:01 EDT
[None] Bats and Balls, Baby   (Rating: 1.19 on 21 reviews, last by ess-arr 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-06-05 16:56:00 EDT
[Romance] I Raped Godzilla (in the penis hole)   (Rating: 0 on 25 reviews, last by voodoochild 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:50 EST
[None] Juicy Weenie - SPT   (Rating: 0.93 on 20 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-03-23 08:20:12 EST
[None] I'm so excited to be unbanned, I think I'll do a somersault in a skirt   (Rating: 0.46 on 61 reviews, last by fluff 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2006-03-21 12:31:17 EST
[None] Everyone Looks Like Someone Famous   (Rating: 0.97 on 56 reviews, last by forthewin 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 13:47:53 EDT
[None] My Grandfather and the Nazis – A POEM BY SWAMP DONKEY   (Rating: 1.5 on 11 reviews, last by DieKreutzen 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 13:14:35 EDT
[None] I Fucked Jeff Laben in the Ass With a Shovel   (Rating: 0.67 on 32 reviews, last by GangsterSquid 482 days ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 13:03:27 EDT
[None] Everyone n Looks s Like f Someone w Famous   (Rating: -0.32 on 15 reviews, last by WhatTheHell 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 12:45:16 EDT
[None] Sexy Amputee Emu Butt Sniffing   (Rating: 1.23 on 19 reviews, last by Sphagnum 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 09:02:49 EDT
[None] Riddle Me This: What Has Big Lips and Flies???   (Rating: -0.7 on 31 reviews, last by a_reader 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-26 14:35:02 EDT
[Romance] Homosexuals Have Big Buttholes   (Rating: 0.94 on 20 reviews, last by jme7551 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-26 08:49:42 EDT
[Romance] Homosexuals Have Big Buttholes   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by Psychophage 3 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-26 08:49:00 EDT
[None] So There I Was, Raping This Chick With Average_Dan...   (Rating: 1.52 on 32 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-23 15:41:58 EDT
[None] My Cat Declares Jihad on Your Motherfuggin ASS   (Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-22 11:58:37 EDT
[None] I Stuck My Finger Up a Sexy Muslim's Ass   (Rating: 0.9 on 23 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-21 18:19:55 EDT
[None] NSFW -- Tubgirl Tuesday -- NSFW   (Rating: 1.37 on 31 reviews, last by InkyFingers 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-20 18:04:01 EDT
[None] I have just one thing to say...   (Rating: 1 on 18 reviews, last by fluff 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-16 18:38:16 EDT
[None] Male? A little bi-curious but afraid to fag out? FEAR NO MORE!!   (Rating: -1.03 on 17 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-16 17:31:05 EDT
[None] Have You Ever Sniffed a Nigger's Ass in the Throes of Passion? n s f w   (Rating: -0.91 on 20 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-16 16:14:58 EDT

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Everything you ever wanted to know about swamp_donkey

User id:18238
Registered on or around: 2005-04-19 17:49:45 EDT
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