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<title>Coming of Age.  (Long and somewhat wishy-washy... You&#39;ve been warned)</title>
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<title>People like the presidential candidates for the wrong reasons.</title>
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<title>America&#39;s Pursuit Of Happiness</title>
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<title>Rough sex facts (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.40 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 443 days ago</description>
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<title>Whoa!  Is this office romance?</title>
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<title>Steve Irwin has died from an animal attack</title>
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<title>Tech-junkie, the Resurrection</title>
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<title>Yes, Smithers, the site is back up again...</title>
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<title>I just ran over my landlord&#39;s dog.</title>
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<title>I just ran over my landlord&#39;s dog.</title>
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<title>I just ran over my landlord&#39;s dog.</title>
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<title>I just ran over my landlord&#39;s dog.</title>
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<title>My last Shit Post Thursday for seven months</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 14 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Why is it that friends often disappear when you need them most?</title>
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<title>Who would have thought that clean office humor is still funny?  (SFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 12 reviews, last by ooQueso 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tech-junkie</author>
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<title>Rosa Parks: Dead at 92</title>
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<title>I&#39;m getting married (retry)</title>
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<title>I&#39;m getting married.</title>
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<author>Tech-junkie</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 18 reviews, last by HighFructoseCornSyrup 3 years ago</description>
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<title>This is pretty damn scary.</title>
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<title>To the victims of Hurricane Ophelia.</title>
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<title>Murphy&#39;s Law at its best.  My fiance has an STD.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 102 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
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<title>NEWSFLASH: I&#39;m a heartless, racist bastard for stating the blatantly obvious.</title>
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<title>It&#39;s been fun, Uber.  Bye.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 22 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Pope John Paul II has died</title>
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<author>tech-junkie</author>
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<title>Dammit!  The Vice President of Pepsi ratted me out.</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by Wazza 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Loren1, I apologize</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.16 on 26 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Groveling TJ</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Feb 2005 23:41:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Want to quit smoking?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 29 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Smokefree TJ</author>
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<title>Yay!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.44 on 12 reviews, last by Pepsi 3 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie</author>
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<title>My analysis of North Korea</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 59 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie</author>
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<title>Four years of college is enough (Short and sweet)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 12 reviews, last by DJMattB241 3 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I need some guidance from the most sane people I know...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 21 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I&#39;m immature?  Why you little ^#&amp;%#! (Long)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.39 on 30 reviews, last by Grin 3 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Pro-SUV statements - Debunked</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.43 on 25 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Dec 2004 23:21:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Am I responsible for ruining a marriage?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 17 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 4 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>To err is human.  To really screw up, you need a computer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 14 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2004 02:46:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Last political post</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 13 reviews, last by stevendurel 4 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>PissedoffRightWingerWithaGun</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 22 reviews, last by Quasiplasmohedron 4 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Maddox sucks at life now</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.86 on 14 reviews, last by AsshOly 4 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>My $500 idea</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by NYCRulz 4 years ago</description>
<author>tech-junkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 07:15:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Loren1... a female Adolf Hitler</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.75 on 42 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 4 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Nov 2004 01:12:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A very special fuck you</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 23 reviews, last by shitfuck 3 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Objective view of election (and why Bush will win)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.17 on 41 reviews, last by tech-junkie 3 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 00:27:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Screw Bush, Vote Kerry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46337</link>
<description>Rating: -1.25 on 31 reviews, last by DJMattB241 4 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2004 04:16:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ll never go to the movies EVER AGAIN!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 8 reviews, last by DJMattB241 4 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2004 23:52:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ll never go to the movies EVER AGAIN!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 3 reviews, last by Insanethemind 4 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2004 23:52:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You are an intelligent political analyst.  Right.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38694</link>
<description>Rating: -1.36 on 19 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>techjunkie &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2004 14:31:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Liberals are very misguided</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22154</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 200 reviews, last by tech-junkie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Adam B &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jan 2004 18:21:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 17 reviews, last by cshape 4 years ago</description>
<author>Adam B &lt;adamb35.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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