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<title>Pretty sure all the lightening storms lately are a signal God is trying to get me. Nice try bitch.</title>
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<title>There&#39;s a tree in my backyard that has been staring at me for three hours now. I think it&#39;s plotting an attack with the birds. My crossbow might not be enough.</title>
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<title>I had sex with a poodle, and if that&#39;s any consolation, s(he) seemed to be willing</title>
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<title>Ubertines something or other: If a band of pottery thieves challenges you to a knife fight, run the other way. You might win, but no one wants to risk losing a knife fight. </title>
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<title>Tornados are generally considered the worst excuse to use if you need to get out of going to visit your in-laws</title>
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<title>How I found God NSFW</title>
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<author>Shandy</author>
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<title>How I found God</title>
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<title>In the event of a necessary plan B, always bring a parachute and expect the worse. *Never go to a plan B unless otherwise told to do so by your superior</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 39 reviews, last by wardy 653 days ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Where the hell is our neighborhood friend ETS?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.57 on 24 reviews, last by The_Mighty_Badger 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Where the hell is our neighborhood friend ETS?</title>
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<title>CRAP Contest and American Idol is tangible proof of evil</title>
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<title>A.D.H.D. -- The camera I found in the taxi cab.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 22 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Undercover Conspired Secret Mission of PFC Ward Constable, Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 24 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>OMG ETS WAS RIGHT!!! Buildings can&#39;t collapse from fires!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.09 on 18 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>CRAP Contest and American Idol is tangible proof of evil</title>
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<title>You thought it was too good to be true...</title>
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<author>ElectricWardySyndrome</author>
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<title>Reasons why the War on Terror isn&#39;t working -- and some possible solutions.</title>
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<title>I Hate Being a Fucking Pervert!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 38 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
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<title>What I know about things that I really know nothing about</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 14 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
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<title>n00berfest: my list of music that sucks (sorry is this late? i have a camwhore too)</title>
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<title>What Would Jesus Say?</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The FuPa -- If I wasn&#39;t dead inside, I&#39;d have already killed myself (redone with more gayness)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 20 reviews, last by Zanatos 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The FuPa -- If I wasn&#39;t dead inside, I&#39;d have already killed myself</title>
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<title>The FuPa -- Do Gorillas Have Tits? And other super awesome life questions...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 121 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>FuPa -- Sweet baby beer drinking, lady bull riding, marriage, divorce and all sorts of other things</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 48 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Vote Here! For the next savior of Middle Earth!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 173 reviews, last by HurtByTheSun 650 days ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>One time... in Ireland... -- Shamrock Open</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Shamrock Open -- Slainte!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84406</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 19 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Losing my Virginity: The Fall of Righty</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 184 reviews, last by wardy 660 days ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Osama and the Qaeda offer a truce...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.58 on 108 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>When did South Park turn to shit? And speaking of animated television...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.78 on 32 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>white trash wedding..</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.04 on 28 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Do you want to be a scientologist?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 26 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Do you want to be a scientologist?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 10 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The Secret to My Success: How I became as awesome as Jesus Christ</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 28 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The art of love-making: questions my dad could never answer</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 54 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>I broke into a room at the Motel 6 and took the biggest shit of my life ( NSFW pic )</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 24 reviews, last by wardy 660 days ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The Aryan Nation: A Softer Confrontation</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The Aryan Nation: a softer confrontation (Media Accompaniment)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 6 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Joseph and Mary: The Untold Nativity</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Kelly Clarkson Lyrics - Since U Been Gone</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Magneto Attacks a Women&#39;s right&#39;s Rally and Elephants are invading IRAQ!!!! Photoshop comp. #3.3333333</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 11 reviews, last by Confuzitron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Archie Poooost Thursday</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.22 on 15 reviews, last by toucan_sam 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Stereotyped and Oppressed: The Killer Whale Story by Archie Bunker</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 29 reviews, last by Foonbo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>part 1 girls ive dated</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Full House: Where are they now?</title>
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<title>If you&#39;re still drunk, raise your hand. Or eat an apple.</title>
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<title>Scooby Doo: Where are they now?</title>
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<title>I make the baby jeebus cry</title>
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<title>Uber Caption Contest -- Or, why are my balls grey?</title>
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<title>Caged children: an act of horror or an act of necessity?</title>
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<title>Family Guy Mystery: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar...</title>
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<title>Letters to God</title>
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<title>I ate all the popsicles in the freezer, and to be honest, I don't feel bad about it one bit.</title>
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<title>Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Naked Playing With Slinkies (NSFW)</title>
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<title>10 things you need to know about Uber, sex, love, vaginas, masturbation, broccoli, emus, Apollo, guns and sex. Also, if anyone has seen my underwear.... well, fuck, please tell me where they are. I only have two pair, and the second pair is in the wash.</title>
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<title>The last time I touched a vagina was when I shot out of my mother&#39;s 22 years ago.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.52 on 32 reviews, last by Circe 3 years ago</description>
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<title>IT&#39;s MY BifR THDAY TODAY!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76620</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 28 reviews, last by bob 659 days ago</description>
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<title>Columbine -- Did it have a positive effect on society?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76577</link>
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<title>I will take your donations... here. But watch out. There&#39;s a walrus that&#39;s been eyeing me up for about an hour now, him and his big long fangs, just looking at me. I think I can take him, but I think he ate my peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. That basta</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>A great way to help Hurricane Katrina Victims</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.90 on 12 reviews, last by EmptyRobot 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Do you think you could sneeze and fart at the same time?</title>
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<title>Aliens have invaded San Fransisco and started anal probing everyone! And they aren&#39;t fighting back!</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Aliens have invaded San Fransisco and started anal probing everyone! And they aren&#39;t fighting back!</title>
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<title>boo poo poopy head</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 17 reviews, last by Vulva 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 20:08:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If the man that sells you crack also asks to buy your wife, tell him no. It&#39;s a bad idea, and your wife is going to be mad. If your wife is mad, you&#39;re not going to get any sex. And you want sex, yes you do.</title>
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<title>Transference</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 5 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 06:33:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I find out who ate all my cheesecake, I&#39;m going to buy a small bus and drive to Mexico.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 01:29:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I think a walrus would be a really good pet. You&#39;d always have someone in the room fatter than you, and I hear they eat midgets. I hate midgets, so that&#39;s two birds with one stone, so if anyone has a walrus, please let me know.</title>
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<title>Nobody plays with me because I pick my nose and run like a girl, or why I&#39;m not allowed back at Six Flags Great America.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Dogday Humperdinks, if you were a soda, what soda would you be? I&#39;d be Mountain Dew because it&#39;s yellow.</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>If I were in a fight with a polar bear, I&#39;d definitely bring Coca-cola. They are real suckers for Coca-cola.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 32 reviews, last by Director 2 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Canned vegetables are second only to a good popsicle. And boy do I love a good popsicle.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 21 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 16:58:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cancer and cell phones are two things I can do without</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69620</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 17 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Nobody trusts a sasquatch with an umbrella. Why? Because the Nazis had umbrellas.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 13 reviews, last by Spam 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 19:41:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness: How to guarantee yourself a spot in the tourney</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68871</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 36 reviews, last by wardy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 18:00:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Declining Morals in Todays Youth Sports</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68526</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 16 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The Declining Morals in Todays Youth</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 21:04:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You can call me Sasquan Doolittle... and you run like a girl.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 10 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:50:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the idiot bastard child of an experiment gone horribly wrong</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67719</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 35 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Get Carter, Part 9 -- Captain Marlo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67537</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>El Wardo</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 19:50:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get Carter, Part 8 -- Betrayal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67333</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 11 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>El Wardo</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2005 19:54:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get Carter, Part 7 -- The Boss</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67140</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 9 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 09:31:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get Carter, Part 6 -- A truck full of money</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67049</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 20 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 07:06:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get Carter (Carter the Bad Ass), Part 5  -- The Rookie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66953</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 15 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 11:27:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carter the Bad Ass, Part 4 -- The Get Away</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66864</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 12 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 10:35:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carter the Bad Ass, Part 3 -- Tito the Dominican</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66819</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 12 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2005 15:46:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carter the Bad Ass, Part 1 -- Mary the Virgin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66745</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 12 reviews, last by indoninja 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 19:33:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Carter the Bad Ass, Part 1 -- Money, Guns and Sex</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 16 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 09:49:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m an Apathetic Asshole.. Indifference and Orange Juice -- resized</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66688</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 11 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 02:46:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m an Apathetic Asshole.. Indifference and Orange Juice</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2005 02:45:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PETA can go fuck themselves in their stupid asses</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66531</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 22 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2005 10:11:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cell phone companies can go fuck themselves</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66485</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 16 reviews, last by Rasta 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 20:08:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Finger Painting</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 9 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 04:25:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Red and Black WIN!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66318</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The Scarlet Tropy of Earl Edwards, Part 1: Bannack</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 08:31:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Guest House</title>
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<title>Dear Republican Senators &amp; Congressman</title>
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<title>Wardy&#39;s Top Ten Greatest Hits at Uber</title>
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<title>Photoshop Competetion Numero 3</title>
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<title>Getting Fired On Friday&#39;s -- Why Me?</title>
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<title>Remembering Jasmine</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>I Want to SUE!!</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>The Flight of the Phoenix-- Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 20 reviews, last by wardy 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 8 Jan 2005 18:50:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Flight of the Phoenix-- Part 1</title>
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<title>&quot;Haha! Fuck You!&quot;</title>
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<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>Dear Camel Fuckers, Fuck you. Every fucking one of you.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54301</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 100 reviews, last by bdakotac 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2004 17:14:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Proof God Doesn&#39;t Exist: #10 -- Lojope</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.24 on 39 reviews, last by Durae 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wardy</author>
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<title>My Third case: The case of Multiple Identites: Fetish and Alahackbar.</title>
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<title>arabs are going to die for this...</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.77 on 19 reviews, last by SausageKing 5 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -0.56 on 20 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2004 17:53:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 10 reviews, last by Timmah 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2004 03:03:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: -0.40 on 7 reviews, last by toucan_sam 4 years ago</description>
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<title>and a japenese whore later</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 10 reviews, last by wardy 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 14 reviews, last by Kale 5 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.60 on 5 reviews, last by Bob_Bank 5 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -1.50 on 14 reviews, last by killa 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by toucan_sam 4 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by wardy 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>marlo and his question.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>List from A-Z how to be successful in college</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by PWNstar 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2004 18:06:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>zzzzzzzzinnnnnnng!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 4 reviews, last by esso_merda 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jan 2004 23:15:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>relieving pent up stress is great...</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by jimbobjoe 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by hcp28 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jan 2004 23:05:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;haha! fuck you!&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by smokymtcsw 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jan 2004 16:05:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jan 2004 13:34:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Tigre 4 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>marlo lives!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 3 reviews, last by Yes 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>the golden guitar</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by Christ 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jan 2004 17:55:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>marlo, my main man....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 10 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jan 2004 17:22:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>otters rule...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 3 reviews, last by KoolMang 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 15 reviews, last by cough 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 14:00:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>a short story.....</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 2 reviews, last by Heimdallsman 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 12:55:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>be gentle... please?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 7 reviews, last by Yogimus 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 07:43:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>be gentle... please?</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 3 reviews, last by Yogimus 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2003 07:38:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>can&#39;t be mad at all</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Heimdall 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2003 01:48:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>why i hate fat women</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.55 on 12 reviews, last by VoRn 4 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Dec 2003 01:27:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>deal with it you little bitches</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.14 on 12 reviews, last by wardy 5 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 21:07:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by toucan_sam 4 years ago</description>
<author>  &lt;parkland8.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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