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[None] Esteban Carpio: Police brutality or well deserved justice?   (Rating: 1.05 on 56 reviews, last by rad1101 463 days ago)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-03-23 14:34:44 EDT
[Romance] I love you   (Rating: 0.96 on 67 reviews, last by AsshOly 699 days ago)
Submitted by (V) (View user info) at 2007-03-19 17:12:39 EDT
[Graphics] APW: Live Anime (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.1 on 34 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2007-03-07 13:50:00 EST
[None] my username and password   (Rating: 0.12 on 126 reviews, last by sideshow 2 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-07-20 19:56:03 EDT
[Romance] holy shit, iddqd has more hits than me!   (Rating: -0.07 on 18 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-07-01 16:01:39 EDT
[Romance] sex   (Rating: -1.23 on 46 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-22 07:37:04 EDT
[None] President Bush is incredibly unpopular   (Rating: -0.37 on 30 reviews, last by GnarlsBarkley 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-20 16:03:17 EDT
[Dirty Humor] Iran sucks   (Rating: 0.2 on 15 reviews, last by fluff 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-19 18:10:20 EDT
[Politics] Staying the right course?   (Rating: -0.08 on 40 reviews, last by d_prime 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-11 07:19:08 EDT
[Graphics] I have been a member of this site for 2 years   (Rating: 0.95 on 26 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-08 19:01:57 EDT
[None] Riffs on http://www.ubersite.com that do not work   (Rating: 0.94 on 21 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-05-07 17:26:14 EDT
[Graphics] the hypnotic power of the female tongue   (Rating: 0.5 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-29 13:23:01 EDT
[Romance] Most beautiful picture I ever saw. NSFW   (Rating: 0.6 on 29 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-21 08:06:22 EDT
[Graphics] Art Post Wednesday (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.45 on 20 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-19 12:23:20 EDT
[Romance] TigerLilly is a bitch.   (Rating: -0.75 on 44 reviews, last by Fungah 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-13 18:47:04 EDT
[Romance] Love is a Woman   (Rating: 0.7 on 24 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-12 17:56:58 EDT
[Graphics] I understand it was National Cleavage Day   (Rating: 1.43 on 40 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-07 20:47:36 EDT
[General] A farewell to the culture & peoples of Western Europe   (Rating: 0.94 on 66 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-03 19:02:51 EDT
[General] What is love?   (Rating: -0.46 on 51 reviews, last by Sphagnum 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-03-20 16:34:42 EST
[General] proposition: people are stupid.   (Rating: 0.54 on 50 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-03-12 19:01:43 EST
[Romance] Beautiful Naked Girls (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.24 on 63 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-03-03 14:17:29 EST
[Romance] Chick and Her Rack - I deliver the Goods! NSFW!   (Rating: 0.91 on 48 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-28 15:49:44 EST
[Romance] the moment my girlfriend told me that she loved me, and always would. NSFW   (Rating: 0.13 on 58 reviews, last by professorfuckface 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-24 16:21:50 EST
[General] UberDirectory Pic!!!   (Rating: 0.28 on 61 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-14 18:03:50 EST
[Poetry] what do I get for almost winning the superbowl twice?   (Rating: -0.5 on 26 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-02-06 08:16:52 EST
[General] Remember Coltaine!   (Rating: -0.16 on 41 reviews, last by boomslang 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-01-17 15:46:06 EST
[Graphics] Photoshop Competition #1 Entry (just may be NSFW/better than yours)   (Rating: 0.26 on 23 reviews, last by IntangibleHands 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-23 08:38:18 EST
[None] I do not have enough words to express my anger   (Rating: -0 on 59 reviews, last by Xcuses 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-20 16:57:43 EST
[None] there is no God and religion is a lie   (Rating: -0.11 on 35 reviews, last by Kaustubh 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-19 15:04:07 EST
[Romance] I'm gay.   (Rating: -0.17 on 21 reviews, last by Walker 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-13 20:40:31 EST
[General] why get married when you can die alone?   (Rating: -0.5 on 9 reviews, last by zakalwe 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-11 22:10:04 EST
[General] 66% of Americans believe George Bush is not doing a good job in Iraq.   (Rating: 0.04 on 73 reviews, last by Draqus 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-11-01 12:21:53 EST
[General] "As a Scot, though, what do you give a shit about Bush?" - PokeyPecker   (Rating: -0.14 on 16 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-10-28 15:39:39 EDT
[General] 41% - 2% - spot the lame duck   (Rating: 0.21 on 36 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-10-27 16:39:52 EDT
[General] and the business of the House will continue without dalliance or delay   (Rating: 0.85 on 24 reviews, last by Arthur_Dent 4 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-09-28 14:28:18 EDT
[General] what's up?   (Rating: -1.27 on 11 reviews, last by pen_name 4 years ago)
Submitted by elethiomel (View user info) at 2005-09-28 13:03:05 EDT
[Romance] RAD and METHOD caught having HARDCORE GAY SEX with FAT COCK in GREEK ASSHOLE (NSFW - ILLEGAL)   (Rating: 0.3 on 19 reviews, last by shandythedog 4 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-09-27 07:54:42 EDT
[Romance] Pictures of the Girl I'm Going to Make Sweet Love to Tonight   (Rating: 0.19 on 24 reviews, last by sideshow 4 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-09-25 15:18:25 EDT
[General] Anyone else think this is really weird?   (Rating: 0.63 on 37 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 4 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-09-23 18:00:57 EDT
[General] Is it racism, or is it realism?   (Rating: 1.1 on 152 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 3 years ago)
Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:49 EDT

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User id:8350
Registered on or around: 2004-05-08 17:34:39 EDT
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# Reviews written:11576
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Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy