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HE EMPTIES IT IN THE KITCHEN SINK WHEN HIS WIFE IS ASLEEP
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Out at five, catch General Sherman at five-thirty, clean him at six, eat
him at six-thirty, back in bed by seven with no incriminating evidence.
Heh heh heh. The perfect crime.

-- Homer Simpson
The War of the Simpsons