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Harry Caray

Submitted by at 1999-11-30 01:49:54 EST
Rating: 0.82 on 753 ratings (757 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hey Hey Harry!

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Submitted by OathMeal at 2017-06-23 20:32:44 EDT (#)

Fag below.

Submitted by bart at 2017-06-23 18:51:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2016-03-11 11:43:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-02-27 11:45:50 PST (#)
Rating: 2

all the old names, it's like going back in a time machine

Submitted by Tormentos at 2016-03-10 14:18:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-15 05:01:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:49:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

Submitted by Calios at 2015-07-17 04:57:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey Guys

Submitted by Calios at 2015-02-28 18:48:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

boop

Submitted by RoadSong at 2014-09-04 14:57:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Still crazy after all these years

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-09-04 13:12:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Back from the dead! Zombie Post Thursday, motherbitches!

Submitted by Calios at 2014-08-03 02:49:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hello.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-02-27 14:45:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

all the old names, it's like going back in a time machine

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-02-27 06:51:56 EST (#)

Barticus, below.

Submitted by bart at 2014-02-26 23:18:54 EST (#)

I am Spartacus

Submitted by messmind at 2014-02-26 10:31:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I see you still have a nice sense of humour, mr cifone :)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-02-26 08:15:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dammit. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A TRICK.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2014-02-26 03:01:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2. Wow. Cool.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2014-02-25 22:03:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bart, this was very well played. It says I posted it too.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2014-02-25 21:33:44 EST (#)

No, it says that I posted it in 1999.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2014-02-25 21:07:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It says that Shlongy posted this in 1999. Shlongy is great.

Submitted by cocaine at 2011-02-11 11:42:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

good job, bart.

in all, i'd say this site has been a success. not much money in it....but still, good job.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-02 21:26:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Classic shit

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-02 19:15:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Skrap, you fucked up the words about a year ago....


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One

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-02 17:12:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Just checking in on Harry.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-04-28 15:57:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-07 15:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was here.
***************************

2007? I remember rating this like it was a few months ago.
holy shit!

I'm still here.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-03-27 07:29:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The two is for being the first one to march through the door. My gratitude is for Bart making it possible.
Thank you.

Submitted by rockdocc at 2010-03-03 00:10:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

bam! I'm back!





who?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-01-08 15:57:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

One is the lonliest number that there'll ever be.
Two can be as bad as one - it's the lonliest number since the number one.

Submitted by X54 at 2009-12-02 20:55:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As far as you are concerned, there is no message 0

Submitted by DrJazz at 2009-12-02 17:16:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

LAST!

Submitted by Gayvid_Gerrold at 2009-09-17 02:16:10 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Heil Adolf Hitler!

Submitted by Calios at 2009-09-16 23:40:24 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

god damn it.
that should have worked.

Submitted by Calios at 2009-09-16 23:38:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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                             '<@@@@<>@@@@>' 
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                                 '<@@>' 
                                   ^^    

Fixed my ascii woo!

Submitted by Calios at 2009-09-16 23:34:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

   a
 . .  .

Submitted by scourge at 2009-04-23 17:40:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hey harry, you old drunken fuck, how'd those cubs do today? what's that? lost to fucking cinci?

BOO HOO, YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKER, BOO HOO

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2009-04-23 16:12:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

iefihef

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar at 2009-04-23 15:42:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hi! I'm Harry Caray!

If the moon, were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it?
I know I would! heck, I'd ask for seconds! And I'd wash it all down with a cool, refreshing Budweiser.

You know, I was playing gold the other day, I hit two beautiful balls... I stepped on a rake!

Submitted by Tigre at 2008-09-30 20:31:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

epic lulz

Submitted by Stabkill at 2008-09-17 12:15:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by shadow at 2008-08-13 22:59:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This will be inscribed on Bart's tombstone.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2008-08-13 21:44:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Persecuted (user info) at 2003-12-04 14:32:12 CST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shit. The first post ever. I clicked older messages for 10 hours to get to this?



hahahahaha

what a retard.



Submitted by skrapmetal at 2008-08-13 21:17:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hits, ratings, number of reviews, none of this matters. This will always be the best post on Ubersite.

Submitted by GangsterSquid at 2008-07-29 17:17:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

STFU noob.

Submitted by czwij at 2008-06-24 09:13:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

czwij was here

Submitted by BeforeEmily at 2008-01-10 20:08:03 EST (#)
Rating: -2

ghey

Submitted by RyuFu at 2008-01-10 19:15:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

O post#1, I bow down to thee and pray that thou giveth me guidance.

Submitted by Calios at 2007-12-13 07:57:33 EST (#)
Rating: -2

god damn bart messing up my ascii

HOW UNPROFESSIONAL

Submitted by supadupapupa at 2007-11-29 00:21:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

history

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2007-11-08 11:06:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I was here

Submitted by scourge at 2007-09-04 18:35:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 at 2007-09-04 17:50:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Imma rate every post on here.

or not.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2007-08-15 18:30:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

RIP Harry, you loveable drunken sot.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2007-08-07 15:04:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was here.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2007-06-14 15:33:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

99. Good year.

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2007-06-14 15:17:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I am a positive thinker!!!!

Submitted by Amontillado at 2007-05-19 16:46:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What a disgusting notion. Question is, if you were made of hot dogs, would you poop them too?

Submitted by kuroneko_sama at 2007-05-14 06:50:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

HEY! If you were made of hotdogs would you eat yourself? I know i would!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-05-14 06:44:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can't believe I never reviewed this.

Submitted by Calios at 2007-05-14 06:34:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

weak. bart must have fixed it i guess. ripped off

Submitted by Calios at 2007-05-14 06:33:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL : ROFL
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R / [ ] \
O / [ ] \
R O F L ==== ROFLCOPTER \_ _ _
F ==__ |
L \_______________________________|
I I
/----------------------------/


it goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Submitted by Calios at 2007-05-14 06:17:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

dude WTF mate?

my ascii works of hack and awesome got all fucked up!

Submitted by Wildman at 2007-04-21 19:34:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

It took 2 years to get the first review and almost another 2 to get the second?

Wow, what an auspicious start.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic at 2007-04-06 02:47:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Digging into the archives: This post highlights 2007 on Ubersite (the revision).

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-11-30 16:29:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-11-26 16:12:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

o k c c

Submitted by iMoh69 at 2006-11-26 16:06:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

<3 bart

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat at 2006-11-15 01:04:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is a teepee, for you to peepee
It is not a wigwam, for you to beat youur tomtom.

Submitted by Maltese at 2006-10-31 18:28:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Welcome to Ray's Abortion Clinic! You rape 'em, we scrape 'em! No fetus can beat us! Your womb is our tomb!

Submitted by Refresh at 2006-09-07 05:28:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i wish i had a cool name like that

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2006-08-22 16:22:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Defect at 2006-08-10 14:03:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Submitted by phauna at 2006-07-30 06:55:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shouldn't that be:

and ask for sinna.

Submitted by darko at 2006-06-25 04:05:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I liked this post.

Submitted by sinna at 2006-06-15 10:58:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This is like Uber's toilet door.



For ghey sex call 0789546358 and ask for john


Here I sit
broken hearted
spent a penny
and only farted


suck my cock

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-06-12 23:20:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Matin_Morte at 2006-06-07 18:55:52 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JapanFour at 2006-05-18 23:35:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

RIP Harry

Submitted by Paddles at 2006-05-18 23:20:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This post is great...

for me to poupon!

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2006-05-17 00:26:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WOOOOOO!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2006-05-17 00:25:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

LETS GET THIS BACK ON MOST HEATED!!!!!!

Submitted by ConorJS at 2006-04-10 21:03:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

A link and that's it. no more. ghaaaghh...

These reviews made my peenar hurt

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-04-10 20:56:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

zurg

Submitted by Call911 at 2006-03-28 21:41:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Can I still rate this?

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2006-03-24 17:10:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-30 19:51:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

HOLYSHIT, UBER IS EVIL! THE FIRST POST HAS 666 REVIEWS!!!111two
__________________________________________________

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE "!!1" THING ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE NOR WAS IT EVER FUNNY

PLEASE STOP IT

Submitted by Axolotl at 2006-03-24 16:56:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

no jk

Submitted by JillTheLass at 2006-03-16 09:36:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dacin at 2006-03-03 03:34:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

First post of Uber always will kick ass

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2006-02-15 17:29:29 EST (#)
Rating: 1

heh

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2006-02-15 17:16:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Anyone feel like getting this on the most heated list again?

Submitted by MandaPanda at 2006-01-20 19:44:41 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by williamson at 2006-01-16 07:06:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-01-12 01:58:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

tnuc

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals at 2006-01-12 01:58:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

cunt

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-12-30 19:51:58 EST (#)
Rating: -2

HOLYSHIT, UBER IS EVIL! THE FIRST POST HAS 666 REVIEWS!!!111two











Well, not anymore.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-12-29 20:21:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!!

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-12-29 16:54:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

OMFG I WASN'T EVEN BORN YET WHEN THIS WAS POSTED!!!

Submitted by williamson at 2005-12-11 23:32:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I raped Rad.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-12-08 19:33:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i was raped

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-12-08 19:29:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Loco Fuzzy Apes...Pass it on

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-12-07 15:56:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OH MY GOD, LOJOPE RAPED?!?!?!?!?!?!

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-12-07 15:36:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

lojope was raped, pass it on

Submitted by Boondock at 2005-12-06 00:46:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Its a simple question: if the moon was made of blue cheese would you eat it? I know I would. Then I'd wash it down with a nice cool Budweiser.

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2005-12-06 00:31:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I have never been suspended, even when I led the charge on "re: 16 y/olds" that put this little spam fest to shame.



And we just made it the MOST REVIEWED POST EVER!

More reviews that the Neverending Post.


You can thank me and Stevie later for that, by the by.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-12-04 08:12:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-24 04:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

So close to 20,000 hits. SO CLOSE!!!!!

Unfortunately, though, this no longer shows up on MRR. FUCK!!!!

We'll just have to treat it like we treat re 16 y/olds. I SHALL NEVER LET THIS POST DIE!!!!!

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Fuck it, I quit!

As far as I'm concerned, this post can fucking die.

Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2005-11-30 04:16:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

let it be known...


Bob Dole was here! Vote Dole for President!

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-28 00:42:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Thank you oh benevolent Uberlord.

ALL HAIL THE WISE AND FORGIVING BART-BART!

Submitted by fluff at 2005-11-25 06:22:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

crap

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-11-25 02:33:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

watches Bart write little 5 packs of slashes after each name...
<a-Kodak-moment>
**
it looks as though one had to...exceed....30 reviews...to get banned

(with one glaring exception)

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-24 07:50:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It wasn't showing up last night on MRR

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-24 05:10:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yes it does, however, a few reviews down, someone claimed that it did not.

Submitted by Corkers at 2005-11-24 04:55:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It does show up on the MRR.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-24 04:46:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

So close to 20,000 hits. SO CLOSE!!!!!

Unfortunately, though, this no longer shows up on MRR. FUCK!!!!

We'll just have to treat it like we treat re 16 y/olds. I SHALL NEVER LET THIS POST DIE!!!!!

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-23 22:48:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I was also thinking, doesn't this also get our alters banned?

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-23 22:47:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah, me too and all that


Submitted by Akira at 2005-11-23 22:45:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fine then; Mr Cilfone.


Honestly, sorry we buggered round and generally spammed the place. Can you find it in your heart to let off a couple of first-time offenders?

Submitted by Corkers at 2005-11-23 22:37:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

He's not gonna unban us if you keep calling him Bert.

Submitted by Akira at 2005-11-23 22:37:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHA Thorpe is banned too...


Yeah, seriously Bert. If you had just reviewed once on here and told us all to fuck off I wouldn't have done this. I just wanted to see it hit 20,000 is all.


-Williamson

Submitted by Corkers at 2005-11-23 22:28:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Please forgive us Bart-Bart. It was all good innocent fun.

Submitted by Corkers at 2005-11-23 22:27:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh fuck, that's why we're banned!

THis is Thorpe.

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-23 22:17:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This has also been taken off Most Heated, and is no longer showing in Most Recently Reviewed

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-23 22:16:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

FATMANTPK was also banned for spamming this post.

Please Mr BartBart, forgive us

Submitted by Akira at 2005-11-23 19:21:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

This is Williamson's alter. I was originally gonna make this guy some sort of humourous hentai japanese fella (sort of like Arnie Geddon) but decided it was a shit idea.

I have been banned for spamming this post.

Oh Bart-Bart. Please forgive me.


Oh, and Thorpe can verify this is in fact Williamson's alter.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-23 18:31:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:21:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:19:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

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HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple x Pi/E=MC2

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-23 17:48:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

YAWN! Is this thing still alive?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 17:21:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:19:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

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HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple x Pi/E=MC2

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2005-11-23 17:19:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

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Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 17:08:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity ^ Purple

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 16:37:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS x Infinity

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 16:23:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA CHUPACABRAS

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-23 14:49:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA TURKEY

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-23 14:49:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Perhaps bart has killed this post's heat, in hopes that it will die a sad, lonely death...staring out the window at the grey sky and the storm-tossed sea.



Well, I'm certainly glad I got that little chunk of ghey out of my system.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 13:31:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA TURKEY

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 13:31:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA TURKEY

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 11:22:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHA TURKEY

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 11:22:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Turtle Wax

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:08:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This post is much like Ubersite itself. Its an experiment to see what happens when we are left to entertain ourselves

P33N3R

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:07:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

You better watch out, you better not cry

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:07:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:06:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Frosty the snowman, was ajolly happy soul

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:06:16 EST (#)
Rating: -2

qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

Thats the sound I make when I see BartBart in his Candyland shirt

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:05:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

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Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 09:05:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

werfgthgjk

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-23 06:42:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

adsfgbaertaweiamelectrosalterasdfohasldfvgbakslf

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-23 06:42:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

asdfawerbwetrawber

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-23 06:42:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

asdfbaqsderawe

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-23 06:42:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

asdfragwdf

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 06:33:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This is like rubbing 2 twigs together tog et a fire started.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 06:32:36 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Was Reverand Jackson referring to Bob Hope, or hope for the future?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 06:31:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Keep Hope Alive

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-23 06:31:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Me either, lets keep it alive

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:37:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:37:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

is

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:37:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

no

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:37:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

god

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:37:05 EST (#)
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damn

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:58 EST (#)
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way

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:50 EST (#)
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in

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hell

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'll

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:34 EST (#)
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let

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:28 EST (#)
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just

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

fall

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:23 EST (#)
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off

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

like

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

some

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

mere

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:36:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

non

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

first

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

message.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

C'mon

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Uber,

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

get

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

your

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

act

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

together

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:35:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-23 04:34:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

up.







I am so motherfucking banned...

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-22 16:06:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

No, please! Beer_bong we need you!

I have tried, but I am but one (FAT)man!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-22 14:49:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I GO AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND YOU FUCKERS LET THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!




I hereby resign from this post. Never again will I comment on post number 1. I just cant handle the ups and downs, the drinking and drugs and the hookers. My god the hookers.


I JUST CANT DO IT MAN!!!


*Shoots self in the face with a BB gun.*


Ow, dude, that hurt.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-22 13:52:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Words hurt like a fist

Submitted by Carl at 2005-11-22 12:54:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:44:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

NIGGASTOLEMYBIKE




And I ain't givin it back, either.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-22 12:48:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Calios, that's fucking beautiful!

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-22 11:09:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

heat?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-22 09:46:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

People! We are losing the Heat battle!

Cowboy up....march onward....4th & Goal....something motivational

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-22 01:11:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why is my HTML appearing as &lt;Pre/&gt; and Calios's appearing properly as <Pre>?

God I hate computers...

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-22 01:07:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nope. I still suck.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-22 01:07:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

<Pre>

I have to test this again.

<Pre/>

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2005-11-21 22:44:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

NIGGASTOLEMYBIKE

Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-21 21:42:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Harry Caray Woo!

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Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 20:12:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good night Uberboard. Good night Most Heated

Good night MVA, MVM, MRR and search feature

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 19:58:51 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-11-21 19:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

asas


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Whatever! Thats the liberal media propaganda talking! "asas"!?! Like anyone believes that urban legend anymore.

Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-21 19:41:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

asas

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 19:15:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ubersite - The Movie

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2005-11-21 19:13:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This Übersite thing is a nice idea.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 17:54:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Silly (HaHa)Rabbit, Trix are for kids

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 13:36:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Brak is better than Space Ghost

Submitted by HadToBeDone at 2005-11-21 12:40:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-21 08:44:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

So much for just copying the source... I'd like to know how Calios did that.
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I would suggest you try various ways of escaping the special characters. If you were inclined to want to do such things. If that doesn't work, think geekily from there.

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-21 12:19:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hot bbq

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control at 2005-11-21 12:05:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

wooo

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 11:33:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 08:44:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So much for just copying the source... I'd like to know how Calios did that.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-21 08:44:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

test

test

test
test

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 08:43:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

<PRE>
test test

test
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</PRE>


-=-=-==-=
Let's see if this works...

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 06:32:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Its going to be a short week, and I plan to put on at least 5 lbs this week...good old American holidays = excuse to cram junk food in my face

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-21 06:31:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Its Monday morning....chest and triceps today...yipee!

Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-21 05:43:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Easy as pie.

Just kickin' back havin' a coke and a smile,

Hoping BartBart won't ban me for this.



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Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-21 05:22:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HOW DID YOU DO THAT??

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-21 05:21:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

,,,;. / /

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-21 05:21:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What the hell calios???

Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-21 05:00:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

[ ASCII RESURECTED WOO! ]
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[ ... ]
[ ;::::; ]
[ ;::::; :; ]
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[ .';:::::::::::::::::;, / / DOOOO ]
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Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-21 04:53:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

test test

test
test

Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-21 04:42:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bump!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-21 03:51:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Someone

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-21 03:50:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

shit

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-21 03:50:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

on

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-21 03:50:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

the

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-21 03:50:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

coats!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-21 03:49:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

do it, Williamson.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:03:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I suppose I should have done that the other way...

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:03:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hits.

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:03:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

20000

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:03:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

reach

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:03:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

not

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

it

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

lest

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

heated

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

most

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

on

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

this

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

keep

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

to

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

need

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

we

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

god,

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

of

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

love

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

the

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 03:02:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

For

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-21 00:03:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT!!!

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-20 16:00:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-20 16:00:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Hmmmm

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-20 15:06:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

loki

Shlongy

BartBart

Tubgirl

goatse

Lemonparty

NSFW

MJ

Fat Tony


Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-20 13:49:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

zabba zo

Submitted by Whiplash at 2005-11-20 13:45:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

poot

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-20 12:03:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

pop pop pop pop

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-20 10:42:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

blah blah blah

yak yak yak

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-20 10:06:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Never give up
<insert inspirational quote regarding perseverance here>

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-20 10:01:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I see that we've all just decided as a collective to give up.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-20 09:30:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

poo

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-20 04:33:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-13 23:39:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

bloo blee blop blop
bleep bleep bla bla
abba zabba

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-19 20:14:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I wonder if its the coffee or KFC that makes my wooden chair cry for mercy?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-19 20:13:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this is a test of a wirelss keyboard. Its weird because the keyboard responds fine in some applications (IE, Notepad) but in the Command Prompt, it seems a bit delayed/sluggish.

P33N3R

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-19 20:12:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Why isn't this at the top?

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2005-11-19 13:15:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

die motherfucler die motherfucker still fool

Submitted by Oleannder at 2005-11-19 12:45:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

kinda boring.

Submitted by Draqus at 2005-11-19 12:37:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-11-19 12:19:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

what the hell ,man?

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-19 12:35:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Danzig rules. Everyone should download the song "Thirteen."

Submitted by Yes at 2005-11-19 12:19:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

what the hell ,man?

Submitted by zakalwe at 2005-11-19 11:45:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

?

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 11:24:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Lazy fucks.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 11:23:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I've got to give it a cushion, because you sure as shit won't keep it on top.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 11:23:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You fuckers! you let this drop below 100.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:19:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Just think... if this were posted now, no matter which user posted it, it would have about a -1.4 on 12 reviews.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:19:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by bart (user info) at 1999-11-30 02:06:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Harry Caray and this is a great clip



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What the fuck? This clip is completely useless. It has no purpose whatsoever. It isn't humorous, scandalous, racist, thought-provoking, etc...

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:17:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

We're only about 90 quick reviews away from it.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:17:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Let's get this back to 200.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:16:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Although, a lot of times, Bart will clean up heated once he feels that something has been there for too long. For example, "re 16 y/olds" and "Krissi."

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:15:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

As for longest time spent on the top of heated... no idea.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:15:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck it. Let's turn on the HEAT!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-19 04:15:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It seems a bit chilly in here, doesn't it?

Submitted by badassmofo at 2005-11-19 00:19:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not reading through this but is there a record for sitting atop the heated list...time wise?

Submitted by darkspoon at 2005-11-18 22:50:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like food

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 19:37:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

DO IT IN THE BUTT!

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 19:31:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

B-I-N-G-O

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 18:51:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-18 17:40:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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No Comment THIS!

Submitted by AlexorGM at 2005-11-18 17:40:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 15:54:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

P33N3R

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 15:23:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Another 370,000 hits and we will be close to the #1 MVM

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 15:21:42 EST (#)
Rating: -2

She cried in horror "You said you were hung like a baby!?!"

"I am. 7lbs 4 Ounces, 22 inches long" He replied with a devilish grin

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 15:20:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Do boogers contain carbs or fat? Because the guy in the car behind me on the way to work was sure filling up on then. Knuckle buried DEEP!

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 15:19:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And she SHAT on a turlte!

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:50:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Y HALO THAR.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:50:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

THERE IS A PARTY IN MY MOUTH.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:49:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lo, spake pokey, and thusly came the bus.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:49:21 EST (#)
Rating: -2

HEAT IT UP NIGGA

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:49:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEEEEEAT

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:48:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:48:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hate it.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:48:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

love it.

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-11-18 14:48:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Yes at 2005-11-18 14:36:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and that's when Jesus died!

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 14:16:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

And the chinese guy jumps out of nowhere holding a shovel and latern and yells "Supplies"

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 14:09:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So the other blonde says "How do you give shoulders?"

She replied "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog"

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 14:08:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

NBC - Nuttin But Crackas
UPN - Under Paid Negroes

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 14:07:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Red on the head

Sideburns

Rape

Attention Ghey Menz

Alright meow

Did you say Yes Sir or Yeah Sure?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 14:06:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Why can't I get all 6 powerball numbers at once?

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-18 14:05:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My butt stinks

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 13:41:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AND ITS SOARING LIKE A PHEONIX, HIGH OVER ARIZONA!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 13:41:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

THE POST HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 13:40:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HAHA, I've gotten it back to the top!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:25:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

*Sniff* its gone, Jim. We've done all we could.



*Pounds the post on the chest* WHY GOD, WHY?!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:11:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

QUICK SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:11:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MAN OVERBOARD MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:11:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

FUCK! NO WE'VE BEEN PASSED!!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:10:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

DAAAAAAAAANCING ON YOUR GRAAAAAAAVE!!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:10:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What the fuck indeed.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:10:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What the fuck?

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:09:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I really cant believe you bastards let this slip while I was sleeping.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:09:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I know, I'll turn on the HEAT

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:09:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

It's too cold in here

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-18 12:09:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

GO LOCAL SPORTS TEAM WOO!!!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-18 08:02:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hey hey harray!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:43:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wait a minute.

For the most part, you fucks hate hockey.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:42:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

3-12-3

Try to get me to believe, for a split-second, that your favorite hockey team is WORSE than mine, the St. Louis Blues.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:41:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Don't believe me? Try it.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:41:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Spamming is fun, kids.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:41:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What?!?!?!?! It better not be on MY coat!

<blends into the crowd>

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:40:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Someone shit on the coats!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:40:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Let's heat this bitch up some more.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-18 03:40:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

May I ask why you people find it necessary to let this fall from #1? It hasn't happened yet, but TMI is really close to passing it.

Submitted by mattnotharry at 2005-11-17 19:17:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

how bizarre

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2005-11-17 18:59:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

GET CRUNK!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-17 18:06:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bitch.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-17 18:06:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-17 18:06:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-17 18:05:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MY MOM WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE NOSE!!!!



HOW DARE YOU INSULT COMBAT BOOTS THAT WAY! ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS PROTECT YOUR FEET!!!!



FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Siren at 2005-11-17 15:35:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

How the fuck does something like this happen? Crimeny...

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 14:34:15 EST (#)
Rating: -2

bitches

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 14:34:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

mother

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 14:33:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

heated

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 14:33:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

most

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 14:33:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hoo!

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-17 14:33:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Woo

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-17 13:54:01 EST (#)
Rating: 1

heat...

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-16 19:57:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Gordie, ya mum's a rig.

Submitted by GatorRed at 2005-11-16 19:50:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:47:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Oh yeah?

-2, more heat

PS - Your Mom wears combat boots...oooh, burn

--------

1922 called, they want their Mama joke back

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-16 19:47:41 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-16 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

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Oh yeah?

-2, more heat

PS - Your Mom wears combat boots...oooh, burn

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-16 19:44:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-16 19:43:38 EST (#)
Rating: -2

And another because I just feel onry today

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-16 19:42:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

420 Reviews!?!

Well, I once smoked this stuff that Big Leon had!

Well, I guess this makes it 421 reviews, and the joke is gone

-2 for more heat

Submitted by Loren at 2005-11-16 18:03:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Almost 13,000 hits? Unbelievable.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-11-16 15:15:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2


What the hell man, if they're comin at ya....

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-16 14:45:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FUCKING HEAT!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-16 14:45:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-16 14:44:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

FLAME ON!

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-16 13:51:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

heat heat heat heat heat heat

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-16 13:33:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Where are the rest of you fuckers? This has lost about 30 heat in the past 12 hours.

Submitted by Mr. Asshole at 2005-11-16 10:25:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Its up again!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-16 08:48:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.

First ever UberPoem to be published tomorrow at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC TIME



===


Second day, sure, but it was like your seventh post. Eventually, after about 4-5 posts per day, enough of us get pissed of enough to put on you onto heated.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-16 03:29:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

While I kind of enjoy being partly responsible for getting this bitch on heated, and adding about 8k hits to it, this post was special when someone got bored and searched for it.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-16 03:27:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-15 19:19:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

only a few hundred more hits til its on top 10 most viewed messages!
WOOO

=======

What year are you in? This motherfucker is about 100,000 hits away from top 10 MVM.

Submitted by Blinkish at 2005-11-15 20:27:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey! .....

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control at 2005-11-15 19:19:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

only a few hundred more hits til its on top 10 most viewed messages!
WOOO

Submitted by Kindred at 2005-11-15 18:56:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by lordofthedance at 2005-11-15 18:47:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

What is this shit?

Submitted by EAZEDZT at 2005-11-15 16:18:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"Stay out of the street when the sweeper goes by"

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-15 12:11:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

wow this post grew some 6k hits.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-15 12:01:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and more hits for bart...

Submitted by Teephphah at 2005-11-15 11:17:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Respect.

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2005-11-15 11:06:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

dubya tee eff

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-15 06:45:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

400

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-15 06:02:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If "Magical Fairy Tale" surpasses this on Heated, I'm gonna shit.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-15 05:47:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Also, how much more fun will we be able to have with this before bart takes it from heated, caps the hits, and permanently removes it from the MRR a la Re 16 y/olds?

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-15 05:46:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Because I've nothing better to do.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-15 05:01:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-15 04:49:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

---

and so am I

-----

Me three.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-15 04:49:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

---

and so am I

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-14 19:46:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Just doing my part to keep this crap on most heated.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-14 19:24:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd like someone to post some Will Farrell doing Harry...audio.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-14 18:42:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Forever and always.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-14 18:29:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-14 16:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

how long are we gonna keep this at the top of heated?

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Until forever...forever...forever

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-14 18:26:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're goddamn right I did!

This post must never die! NEVAR!

Submitted by Lucylou at 2005-11-14 17:55:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The MADNESS

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2005-11-14 17:20:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

lool

Submitted by littledan at 2005-11-14 17:11:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How does the oldest post here become most heated, 6 years later??

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2005-11-14 16:26:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Is anyone else going to kill themselves if another entry of "teh hotness" series continues?

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-14 16:05:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

beer_bong, I admit, you did post an inordinate amount of replies to this post.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-14 16:04:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

how long are we gonna keep this at the top of heated?

Submitted by JonnyX at 2005-11-14 13:06:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So what is this, the Blarney Stone of posts...we hang upside down and kiss Bartbart's ass?

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2005-11-14 12:17:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



I have officially marked this territory to notify all other visitors that I have visited this particular location.



"here's a dollar. now fix ubersite, dickhead." that made me chuckle. Heh

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-14 09:20:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-13 22:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!



You, my friend, are a lying sack of shit. Spooner and I started this campaign, and I financed it by putting this gem on the uberboard. Was it worth $1? What isn't?



I now realize that Spooner did start the campaign, and you may or may not have financed it, but I popularized it. You guys are Sabbath, and I'm Ozzy.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2005-11-14 08:59:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

heh.

Submitted by Calios at 2005-11-14 03:30:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

woo!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-14 01:29:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

KICK ASS UBER IS FIXED

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-14 01:05:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thank you for getting a friend to fix things around here, rather than waiting for your vacation in Atlantic City to be over. It is greatly appreciated by myself and (I assume) quite a few other people across the globe.

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-14 00:23:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

UBERSITE IS FIXED

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious at 2005-11-14 00:18:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Way to stink up Uber's first post guys.

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2005-11-14 00:16:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

BRING MORE HEAT

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-11-13 23:56:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Um....right....

Submitted by BobLobla at 2005-11-13 22:38:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-11-13 21:10:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

This is absurd.

I think I need to get stoned tonight to fully appreciate this.

See you in a few hours, if I remember.
==================================

I'm stoned.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-13 22:38:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!



You, my friend, are a lying sack of shit. Spooner and I started this campaign, and I financed it by putting this gem on the uberboard. Was it worth $1? What isn't?

Submitted by stardamage at 2005-11-13 21:10:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This is absurd.

I think I need to get stoned tonight to fully appreciate this.

See you in a few hours, if I remember.

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery at 2005-11-13 20:55:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

rad, don't make me tear you up in another poem.
Coulaincourt, I know I'm the first person to accomplish it. Thanks for the congrats!

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-13 20:35:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.

First ever UberPoem to be published tomorrow at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC TIME

===============

STFU

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2005-11-13 20:34:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.
===
Wow, you're like the first the person to ever accomplish this.

Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery at 2005-11-13 20:22:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I managed to get on most heated after my second day of posting - THAT is some skill.

First ever UberPoem to be published tomorrow at approx 8:15AM PACIFIC TIME




Submitted by tech-junkie at 2005-11-13 18:50:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Woo!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 17:38:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I loved the Neverending thread. But it ended.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-11-13 17:18:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the number of reviews for Most Heated Ever?




http://www.ubersite.com/m/9564



and it was locked 2 years ago, imagine if it wasn't

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 16:47:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

French fries rock. I wish I was eating some right now.


*Goes to McDonalds*

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 16:43:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I just had some french fries. I think I'll go have some more.

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2005-11-13 16:38:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What a horrible post. Bart, you deserve to die of old age, bitch.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2005-11-13 16:33:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

lolol

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-13 15:53:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Tee Hee Hee

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2005-11-13 15:14:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Uber does work. Click here to see what I mean: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79127

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-13 15:11:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Decaf coffee

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-13 15:07:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fried afterbirth and snot cocktails.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-13 15:06:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A scab sandwich and a glass of pus.

Submitted by Whiplash at 2005-11-13 15:04:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-13 15:03:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-13 14:58:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Tequila Lime WIngs

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-13 14:51:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Butter

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-13 14:50:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Apple

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-13 14:48:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

haha, we got this bitch to heated. My work here is done.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-13 14:27:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 14:10:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOW #1 on most heated!

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-13 13:15:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

What is the number of reviews for Most Heated Ever?
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Exploiting peer to peer networking has 729. it may not be the most but thats all i could find with under a min of research

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-13 12:25:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-13 12:23:24 (#)
Ranking: 2

You do realize that you people are retards...right?
__________________________________________________________
Retards don't realize what they are. Everyone who wastes
his/her weekend on Uber is a retard. Everyone.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2005-11-13 12:23:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You do realize that you people are retards...right?

Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld at 2005-11-13 12:13:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

just doing my bit

Submitted by darkspoon at 2005-11-13 12:12:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

most heated woo

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-13 12:03:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ha ha most heated

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-13 12:03:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What is the number of reviews for Most Heated Ever?

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-13 11:30:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEATTTT

Submitted by BobLobla at 2005-11-13 09:23:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 08:01:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*humps the air*

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 08:00:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOOHOO, MOST HEATED!!! BUTTSEX FOR ALL!!! WOOO!!!!

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-13 06:45:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hope BartBart is OK.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-13 06:44:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

woooo! heatttt

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-11-13 06:09:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

horlghrdlfkhjgioritpololwtf

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-11-13 06:09:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

horlghrdlfkhjgioritpo

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-11-13 06:09:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

horlghrdlfkhjgi

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-11-13 06:08:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

horlghr

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:03:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rturtyuruhhhh

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:03:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rturtyuruhhh

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:03:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rturtyuruhh

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:02:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rturtyuruh

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:02:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rturtyuru

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:02:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rturtyur

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 06:02:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

www.ubersite.com//

Submitted by williamson at 2005-11-13 05:34:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Holy shit. We got it on most heated!

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:20:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:18:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hurry

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

ing

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

fuck

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

waiting

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hate

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

there

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

almost

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

are

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:17:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

we

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:14:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

False alarm, it says who wrote it now.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:14:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That was weird. The previous review just said

---------------------



Bart,
---------------------

It didn't say who wrote the review....

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 05:12:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bart,

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 05:12:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

please

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 05:12:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fix

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 05:12:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ubersite.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:08:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Masterpiece.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:08:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

a

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:08:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It's

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:08:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

be?

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:07:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

it

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:07:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

wouldn't

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 05:07:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Why

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:42:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh,

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:42:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:42:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

see

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:42:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it's

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:42:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:42:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Uberboard.

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:41:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:41:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

is

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:41:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

this

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:41:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

on

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:41:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Most

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-11-13 04:41:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Heated?

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 04:16:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

content.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 04:16:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

less

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 04:16:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 04:16:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Heat

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 04:16:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

MORE

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-13 04:16:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Needs

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:45:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

dude, there is something wrong with you.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-13 02:44:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hra har

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:42:09 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Coolest Xanga page ever: http://www.xanga.com/Ultra_Santa

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:37:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I am George Bush.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:33:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:32:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I killed a man for underwear during the Great Underwear Famine.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:27:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

DOWN WITH UNDERWEAR!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:26:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Underwear is overrated anyways.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:23:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2

It's 2:00 am, I'm sitting here fucking around on a forum that is half broken, and I'm not wearing any underwear.

:(

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:22:53 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Jesus fuck, am I bored.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:21:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Monkey butt.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:21:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

NEVERMIND THERE IT IS!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:20:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

There aren't enough blank posts on the front page!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:19:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I CANT POST ANYTHING NEW!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:14:57 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Uber is in a state of chaos right now!

Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:11:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Its just a random oragne button. Bart did a lot of tests and found that people will click on random orange buttons more often than any other color. Therefore, random orange button.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-13 02:10:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuxk thRA;S SUPPOSED TO SAY heat!!!!

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart at 2005-11-13 02:10:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HRAT@R$#JI~~~~~~~~

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:10:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I STILL WANT TO PUT MY THUMB IN JESSICA ALBA'S BUTT!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:10:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

What is that "RSS" thing at the bottom of the My Uber page?

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:09:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I was watching the man show last night, and they had the port-a-juggy. She was the hottest midget I've ever seen.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:09:07 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I was going to write a big return post about how tough it is for me to masturbate for fear of being caught but fucking Ubersite had to crash.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:08:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I want to bone a midget, at least once, before I die. Who knows, maybe I'll like it.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:07:55 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Yeah, but you have to anally rape it every night so it knows you're dominant.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:07:50 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm masturbating.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:06:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Thats fascinating. I'm going to have to start riding retards to work. I imagine they'd get better mileage than my truck, you know, since they run on applesauce and Pepsi.



Fact: All retards love applesauce and pepsi. :End Fact

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:05:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm listneing to Blue Oyster Cult's dong "Godzilla"

it roxxorz

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:40 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:34 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:04:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Did you know that retards

1) don't feel pain

2) have Mongoloid strength that no normal man can match

3) can run at 50mph because they walk on thier tiptoes so much

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:18 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:04:10 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Is love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Does it not have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:08 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:04:04 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh buh

Submitted by Method at 2005-11-13 02:03:58 EST (#)
Rating: -2

buh

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:03:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Take your lover by the hand, and DO IT IN THE BUTT. By Leon Phelps.

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 02:02:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

As a matter of fact, I do. They drool and laugh and they don't know why.





Teehee, silly retards.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 02:01:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I bet you find retards amusing, too, don't you?

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control at 2005-11-13 02:00:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!


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in that case, i fully support the cause
its rather amusing

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 01:56:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 01:55:48 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I WANT BUTTSEX

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 01:55:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well Olivia, I spearheaded the campaign. I feel its for a good cause. And as a matter of fact I believe this had been done once before. Either way, BUTTSECKS FOR ALL IF WE CAN GET IT TO NUMBER ONE!!!!!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 01:50:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why is Ubersite broken? What has happened since I left?

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 01:44:56 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-11-13 01:43:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

how in hell did a 1999 ubersite post get on most heated 6 fucking years later?

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Science!

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control at 2005-11-13 01:43:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

how in hell did a 1999 ubersite post get on most heated 6 fucking years later?

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 01:42:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

BARBARA STREISAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 01:41:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

FUCK!!!!!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-13 01:40:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is on Most Heated? Holy shit!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 01:36:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

tits

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-13 01:36:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

boobies

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2005-11-13 00:48:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

More heat!!

Submitted by shitfuck at 2005-11-13 00:11:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hey Bart, if you really want ubersite to mean something, shut it down.

Make a statement. We'll all remember.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-13 00:11:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-11-13 00:05:19 (#)
Ranking: 2

How in the blue fuck is this on most heated?
_________________________________________________________
Through the perseverance, diligence, and typing skills of a great
number of individuals who have no lives outside Uber.
Any more dumb questions?

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious at 2005-11-13 00:05:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How in the blue fuck is this on most heated?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 23:16:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Dunno, it coulda been Orcs or Balrogs, but those guys are
more difficult to rhyme. Except Orcs and dorks. . .

Submitted by blujnbbyqn at 2005-11-12 23:06:34 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Really, you think fairys? I was suspecting elves or trolls myself.

Michelle

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 23:03:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

There once was an old guy named Harry,
Whose last name was probably Caray.
He dabbled in art
and hung out with Bart
so the site was ripped off by a fairy.

Submitted by blujnbbyqn at 2005-11-12 22:52:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Or like something very hot.

Michelle

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 22:49:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Heat? This thing is hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire.
Or two rats fucking in a wool sock. Or. . .

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2005-11-12 22:46:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bring da Heat!!!

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 22:26:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:17:02 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

and its time for bed.
_____________________________________________
Bed? Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? It's only 8 PM where I am. Heh.
--------------

*checks Fat Tony's Uber Map*

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-12 22:17:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Message number 2 is way better.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2005-11-12 22:17:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 22:17:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-12 22:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 0

and its time for bed.
_____________________________________________
Bed? Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? It's only 8 PM where I am. Heh.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 22:14:08 EST (#)
Rating: 2

YES, YOU'RE ALL VERY WELCOME.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 22:11:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

and its time for bed.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 22:11:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Most Heated

Hi Everyone! (153 heat)
I don’t want this, I don’t... (102 heat)
All I Want To Know Is WHY ... (100 heat)
UberCon Pocono- ...again...h... (99 heat)
France: Incapable (91 heat)
I Demand English-Only Ball... (73 heat)
Krissi: A Redhead birthday... (68 heat)
Harry Caray (63 heat)
I drove 4 hours to get so... (61 heat)
Since Uber is down, we sha... (60 heat)
more...

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 22:10:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Harry Caray (7539 hits)

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 22:06:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ladies and Gentlemen, horses and mules,
bowlegged ants and crosseyed fools:

The heat has arrived!

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 22:05:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Motherfucking finally. I go to bed now, secure in the thought that I helped, uhm, somebody achieve their dream.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 22:04:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Milord, a damsel bangeth away at yon entry portal,
gibbering on about "heat." What wouldst thou have
me do to her?

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 22:01:49 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Jesus fuck.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:56:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, I mean, I guess that technically I can do this alone. But I like the company, damn you.






I'm camping because I helped people set up for an Arts Festival and was up at 5 fucking AM and helped set up tents for four hours. So needless to say, I feel a kinship with the tents, and camping seems like a good way to recognize it.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:53:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Come on you sonofabitch.






I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE, PEOPLE. HELP ME.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:52:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Almost there. At least on Most Heated, if not at the top, anyways.



Forsooth.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:43:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I can't be arsed to actually dig up bits of Shakespeare to spout, so I think that I'll instead just kind of talk like a Ren-Fair geek.





Thou art passing mad, milord. Aye, and I find that to be meet.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 21:38:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Above all, to thine own Uber be true, for it must follow as the
night the day thou canst then be false to no database.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 21:34:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Out, out, damn Bart, out I say!

Get thee away from the nunnery window
and fix dis here Uber.


Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2005-11-12 21:31:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

what

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 21:29:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

To post or not to post,
that is not the question.

No one gives a shit about bare bodkins or fardels
when Uber is busticated.

Methinks Bart doth giggle in his goblet.

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:26:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hehehehe. Very Shakespearian.


I like it.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 21:21:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wherefore art thou, Bart? What defunct data stream
through yonder window dribbles?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 21:20:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

"You got to heat it up."

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 21:16:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Two or three more should do it. .

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:16:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Because, I mean, how DARE he have a life outside of Ubersite?

Submitted by LadyPlural at 2005-11-12 21:12:35 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The +1 is only to add to the heat.








Fuck, the site is *still* all FUBAR? Damn. Good Sir BartBart is slacking, I fear.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 21:03:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 21:03:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WHAT TEH GHEY?

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 21:02:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

NEEDS MORE RAPE/PENOS/COWBELL

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 21:02:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Y HALO THER BUTSEKS

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 21:02:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HA HA RABBIT

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 21:02:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ATTN GHEY MENZ

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 20:17:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-12 19:58:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAY! if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.
________________________________________________________________-
If I could eat myself I'd never leave the fucking house.

Submitted by bob at 2005-11-12 20:00:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

YAY! LETS GIVE BART EVEN MORE FUCKING HITS!

Submitted by Unabonger at 2005-11-12 19:58:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAY! if you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2005-11-12 19:50:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WHAT TEH GHEY!!11!11!1111!!eleventyone!11!1

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 17:39:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Who the fuck put this on the Uberboard?

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 17:36:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2


HEAT!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 17:35:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

WE NEED TO TURN ON THE

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 17:35:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ITS KIND OF COLD IN HERE

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2005-11-12 17:24:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

MOST HEATED!!!

Submitted by tech-junkie at 2005-11-12 17:22:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HEAT

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 17:14:47 EST (#)
Rating: -2


I WANT TO PUT MY THUMB IN JESSICA ALBA'S BUTT

Submitted by herbman at 2005-11-12 17:10:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It also applies to Irish people.

Submitted by herbman at 2005-11-12 17:10:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You could also say three. One to screw it in, the other two to throw feces at each other.

Submitted by herbman at 2005-11-12 17:09:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Again, two. But how the hell did they get in the lightbulb???

Submitted by herbman at 2005-11-12 17:09:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Now, how many monkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Submitted by herbman at 2005-11-12 17:08:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Two, but how did they get in the lightbulb!

Submitted by herbman at 2005-11-12 17:08:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Submitted by blank_mind at 2005-11-12 16:56:01 EST (#)
Rating: -2

SHIT FIRST POST N00B


-2 DIE

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:47:40 EST (#)
Rating: -2

WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:47:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HA HA RABBIT

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:46:57 EST (#)
Rating: -2

-2DIE!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:46:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2LIVE!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:46:23 EST (#)
Rating: -2

NO IT DOESN'T IT SUCKS!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:46:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

THIS POST RULES!!!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:45:48 EST (#)
Rating: -2

FUCKING WOO!

Submitted by Beer_bong at 2005-11-12 16:44:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

LETS GET THIS MOST HEATED!!!!

Submitted by Spooner at 2005-11-12 16:18:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS POST AND UBERSITE AND BART AND PORN

Submitted by EmptyRobot at 2005-11-12 14:58:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 13:50:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-12 13:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

everyone has officially lost their minds.




GO OUTSIDE PEOPLE
________________________________
Says the dude as he posts a review. . .

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 13:49:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Outside? It may be warm in Vegas, but it's cold here.

Submitted by rad1101 at 2005-11-12 13:46:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

everyone has officially lost their minds.




GO OUTSIDE PEOPLE

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2005-11-12 13:23:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

HAHA RABBIT

Submitted by Foonbo at 2005-11-12 12:58:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

holy cow.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 12:14:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Heat:

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat,
and inversely proportional to the mass of the ass.

The above being true, how long would it take two fleas fucking on an
iceberg to set the world on fire?

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 12:06:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Heat heat heat

Submitted by Axolotl at 2005-11-12 12:05:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HEAT HEAT HEAT

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 12:03:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Harry Caray, his ass is cherry,
Orgasm should write a poem.
If Bart doesn’t fix it,
people will nix it,
then we won’t have to stay home.


Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-12 11:58:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

If this is on heated when I wake up, I'll...... chuckle.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-12 11:57:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

The actual odds? I dunno. I bet we could do it though. Hell, it's on uberboard, with a big arrow and the word "heat" in capital letters.

As for why the site is broken... YEAH, we want answers.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 11:55:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

How about an HONEST fucking answer? Why is the site fucked up?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2005-11-12 11:53:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Can't do audio.

Ain't got no speakers,
Ain't got no headphones,
Ain't got no records to play.

What are the odds for heat?

Submitted by darkspoon at 2005-11-12 11:50:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

w00t

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-11-12 11:37:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

brilliant.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-12 11:31:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

c'mon bitches, Spooner and I don't want to have to do this alone.

Submitted by Spooner at 2005-11-12 11:23:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I agree! Let's get this goddamned thing on Most Heated!

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-12 11:13:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-06-20 23:04:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

A literary masterpiece. Let's get this bitch on most heated.


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If it's even possible, I wanna see it happen.

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-11-12 11:10:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:18:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Mike woz ere.

/\
!!
!!
!!
!!
!!
Mike is a faggot!










(Dane Cook, anyone?)

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2005-11-07 06:10:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So this was the first post on this site? COOL!

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-11-07 05:49:20 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-10-03 04:49:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

It would be more appropriate if the first post were goatse...


... just my opinion.

It would be like going back in time to the beginning of the universe and seeing nothing but... goatse. I had something witty for a second, but I lost it.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2005-10-03 06:18:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i guess i'm the only one still looking for a user id

<stupidstupidman>

Submitted by a_reader at 2005-10-03 04:49:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It would be more appropriate if the first post were goatse...


... just my opinion.

Submitted by sinna at 2005-10-03 04:33:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shitty post, but I can't give the uber-mecca anything less than +2 or I might end up in uber-hell or something.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff at 2005-09-20 19:43:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

tagged

Submitted by goose at 2005-09-14 17:56:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-09-03 11:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:28:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

Submitted by Chazzy at 2005-09-03 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-01 04:28:46 (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.


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Submitted by a_reader at 2005-09-01 04:28:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.


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Submitted by Spuds002 at 2005-08-25 14:33:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

holy crap i have never rated this.

Until now, hahahahahahaha.

?

Submitted by FartSmeller at 2005-08-19 12:57:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shitty alter alert.

Submitted by NotSteve at 2005-08-06 13:16:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.


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Submitted by Slovin at 2005-07-13 14:22:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for history WOOOOOO

GO UM III

Submitted by williamson at 2005-07-05 06:19:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

First post -2Die

Submitted by stevie_says at 2005-06-23 00:47:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

Submitted by JulsInsane at 2005-06-23 00:28:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Im afraid...hold me

Submitted by Draqus at 2005-05-26 13:09:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This is really wierd.

It's like looking down a tube and seeing your actual soul, right there, staring back up.

Transcendant moment.

Submitted by Calios at 2005-05-23 00:26:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

awesome.

Submitted by Kamargo at 2005-05-16 16:45:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ummm... ok


First post EVAR!!!


Woot

Submitted by Merlina at 2005-04-28 11:44:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

wow first post ever...

Submitted by Santa_Claus_ at 2005-04-24 10:56:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ho ho ho!

Submitted by Method at 2005-04-24 10:47:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Bart likes men

Submitted by mikethescottish at 2005-04-24 10:18:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Mike woz ere.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-04-24 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Try message zero: www.ubersite.com/m/0

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AGGHH NOW THE MYSTERY WILL DRIVE ME INSANE!

Submitted by williamson at 2005-04-08 04:30:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/60725

Fess up Bart you plagiarising bastard!
You even used some lame Cool Ubersite User Alter to cover up your thievery.

Submitted by Siren at 2005-04-08 04:29:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, I'm glad you all did the work for me.

I now have heartburn like I ate a whole moon of cheese. Or ribs. Whatever. Actually, it's more like I ran myself onto a sword.

Submitted by Katastrofadark at 2005-04-08 04:15:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*scratches name into bark*

Katastrofa

Submitted by strwbryfanatic at 2005-04-08 00:45:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have made the pilgrimage and I must say it was worth it, but it was long. Now I have to urinate.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious at 2005-04-07 23:02:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for Ubersite "Kicker of all ass".

Submitted by Umbilical_Cord at 2005-03-23 21:50:27 EST (#)
Rating: -2

One day, when the disease that is Ubersite spreads around the world, people will look back on this post as we can look back on that one guy who started AIDS because he wanted to bang a chimp.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2005-03-20 13:14:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-03-16 08:12:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Try message zero: www.ubersite.com/m/0

hahahaha

Submitted by AJ at 2005-03-20 13:09:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

bahahah

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-03-16 08:12:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Try message zero: www.ubersite.com/m/0

Submitted by G-prime at 2005-03-15 20:20:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

Submitted by CabaretGirl at 2005-03-06 03:32:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

loL

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2005-03-06 03:18:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bump

Post #1

Submitted by piowufbhwervnerfnc at 2005-02-21 15:23:02 EST (#)
Rating: 2

So this is how it started, huh?

Harey Carey?

You Cubs fans are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. :-)

Submitted by pen_name at 2005-02-19 14:46:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ok, i made it to uber's mecca.

anyone want to do the electric slide?

Submitted by phuzzygish at 2005-02-03 06:17:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

androo wuz heer

Submitted by thorpe at 2005-02-03 05:37:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
I am gonna review every post in the history of ubersite

yeeeeeeeeeahhhhh'

Submitted by Spooner at 2005-01-31 00:10:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I feel bad for giving the first post in Ubersite history a -2. =(

Submitted by bart at 2005-01-30 23:57:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Clip works fine, dumbass.

Submitted by Wiggles at 2005-01-30 23:41:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Clip don't work.

Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost at 2005-01-29 13:50:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 22:24:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.

Submitted by TheSpook at 2005-01-27 22:24:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.

Submitted by DonovanMD at 2005-01-26 17:52:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

May as well scratch my name on the tree. Forst ever Uber post.

+2

Submitted by tuesdaydelay at 2005-01-24 09:10:16 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I like the way the first post ever on Uber is a "Hello" sound clip. Not sure about the baseball, though.

Submitted by Umbilical_Cord at 2005-01-19 23:21:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Definitely no potential in this site.

Submitted by Feijuada at 2005-01-19 08:00:44 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-10-23 04:16:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

I finally realized that I could find the first post ever by going to a random post and clicking on the we address bar at the top of my screen. Then, I changed the numbers at the end to "1" I tried to think of a way to find this post for a while (that's so sad). All that...and I get THIS? BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

Right on.

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Duh. I have fun going to random posts doing that.

-2 for +2ing your own post.

Submitted by ACIDTRIP at 2005-01-14 09:15:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by williamson at 2005-01-14 09:03:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy at 2004-12-17 16:01:18 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Carey: "If the moon was made of cream cheese, wouldja eat it?"

Submitted by RyuFu at 2004-12-17 15:45:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh yeah, and I'm pissed I'm not the first person that has thought to read post #1.

Submitted by RyuFu at 2004-12-17 15:44:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, this is sort of like visiting Mecca, eh?

The origins of Uber--REVEALED!

Submitted by dodahdave at 2004-12-09 19:01:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

This is it?

I thought there'd be more... Angels or god or something... interesting.

Meh.

Submitted by goleafsgo at 2004-12-03 18:07:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HEYO HARRY! meh for a first post EVER!

Submitted by the_lone_stranger at 2004-11-10 12:27:22 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Genesis




















is boring.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-11-03 22:58:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Booyah!

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-11-03 22:34:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I don't know why this isn't the Most Viewed post!

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-10-25 22:18:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Too hype, can't touch this.

Submitted by Grim_Hippie at 2004-10-25 22:03:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's kinda like witnessing the beginning of the universe. You know, like a lame version of the big bang.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-10-25 21:41:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer yo Hammer and the rest can go and play CAN'T TOUCH THIS!

Submitted by TimeCop at 2004-10-23 22:58:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

IN some ways, this sucks because I thought the first post should be good.
On the other hand, this is great because it's easy to improve upon.

Submitted by BlinkSparky at 2004-10-23 19:28:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Firts post ever....koolmang coulda done better :P

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2004-10-23 04:16:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I finally realized that I could find the first post ever by going to a random post and clicking on the we address bar at the top of my screen. Then, I changed the numbers at the end to "1" I tried to think of a way to find this post for a while (that's so sad). All that...and I get THIS? BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

Right on.

Submitted by zakalwe at 2004-09-26 13:30:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Nobb at 2004-09-24 18:52:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Uber. at 2004-09-19 16:27:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Uber.

Submitted by tshia2 at 2004-09-17 16:12:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

oops

Submitted by tshia2 at 2004-09-17 16:11:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by tomb (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:58:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

all hail the first post ever!

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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck at 2004-09-17 16:05:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.
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What he said.

Submitted by wazzawazzayo at 2004-09-17 15:59:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have made the pilgrimage to the First Post and have achieved enlightenment.

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-09-16 21:12:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Jitterbug!

Submitted by Ingsoc at 2004-09-16 21:11:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-09 20:13:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fuckers!

Submitted by Gozleague at 2004-09-09 20:13:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It is Monumental. Hail, first post!

By the way, don't eat moon cheese. A human ass is sometimes refered to as "the half-moons"

Stay away from the butt-cheese.

Please.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay at 2004-09-09 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/44509

All hail one of the latest posts. Bart, add me to AIM.

Submitted by tomb at 2004-09-09 19:58:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

all hail the first post ever!

Submitted by comicbookguy at 2004-08-29 11:54:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by NetProphet at 2004-08-29 11:40:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I'd feel wrong if I didn't leave a review on the FIRST POST EVAR.

It's a crappy post, but I won't -2 it since I'm paying it homage by being here.

It's like some kind of monument. The closest thing we Uberers have to a shrine.

You don't piss on Stonehenge simply because it turns out to be just a bunch of rocks.

Submitted by Doctorgeorge90001 at 2004-08-28 06:30:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

- 2 for being a dipshit

+ 4 for bein the first ever uberuser

Submitted by negative_twoer_of_fetish at 2004-08-16 15:13:18 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Fartman at 2004-08-14 21:43:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Wow! The first post ever. And now, having read it I feel so, so...

Empty.

Submitted by stevostheking at 2004-08-14 21:29:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

thus all hell was released onto "the net"

Submitted by Walsareck at 2004-08-10 02:45:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_Menzatron_Persuasion at 2004-08-04 18:48:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Captain Foamy at 2004-02-28 13:18:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

attention butt sluts! captain foamy has just sodomized the first ubersite post! hail hail foamy in all his sodomistic glory! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

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High-larious!

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck at 2004-08-01 22:50:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

keep hitting this motha

Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck at 2004-08-01 22:44:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

A great day in history.

Submitted by Walsareck at 2004-08-01 22:38:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hmm... How do you get something to the most heated list?

Submitted by Gnome at 2004-07-20 11:22:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So this is where it all began...

Submitted by William_Q_Percy at 2004-07-20 11:13:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Hey.... hey.. PAULA!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome at 2004-07-17 01:30:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Iago at 2004-06-28 11:45:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

So much for evolution. The First ever post is absolute drivel, and present day, we have shitfuck. So... from bad to worse?

Submitted by atz at 2004-06-21 03:58:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Method at 2004-06-20 23:04:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A literary masterpiece. Let's get this bitch on most heated.

Submitted by Circe at 2004-06-20 06:58:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The first post ever.. EVER... on Uber. I sit here, and gaze at its glory.

Actually, no. When they say "It can only get better from here", this is kinda what they mean, right?

And the first post ever only got 2,387 hits.

Do you people not care about your roots?

I'm bored enough right now to want to spam this thing to most heated... is that possible with an old message?


Submitted by Slypher at 2004-06-03 01:51:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

This is fucking insane. All my quests through Uberhistory have le dme to THIS post?


Good God.

Submitted by JewdoMaster at 2004-05-31 05:07:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"As far as you are concerned, there is no message 0"

HarHarHarHar!

Submitted by WiKi at 2004-05-30 16:36:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

..I just wanted to comment on this post.

First. Post. EVAR.

:D

<33 Sideburns <33

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-30 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He Da Man X 26... Holy Bovine

It's a beautiful day for Baseball, let's play dos

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 at 2004-05-26 17:10:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this rating seems to be the equivalent of signing the uber constitution or something totally unrelated to that.

Submitted by Method at 2004-05-20 11:11:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

BLAM@#)(&#@)(*#$KABLOWEE@#E(&*#@(_@$FIREWORKS@#(*#@(*#&)@#BOOM!!@#)*@#_@#*)#@_*
BIGBADDABOOM@#_$*$@#)&#)$*&$)*&$#&BESTPOSTEVER@#_*#@@!!!_*!@#_@#$$%)(&$#)

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara at 2004-05-13 22:31:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Always wanted to know what this was.

Submitted by Razor at 2004-05-11 00:47:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If the moon was made of cheese, i would definitely not eat it. Who knows what moon cheese would even taste like?

Submitted by Manfre at 2004-04-29 20:13:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Why is it that the first post, which spawned the best site in the world, is the worst post?

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2004-04-20 23:19:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I think that snl clip on hary caray whatever his name was hilarious
"Hey Norm if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?" damn i laugh to this day...

Submitted by youarsoghey at 2004-04-20 23:15:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

WIGGITY weak.

Submitted by kochier at 2004-04-20 23:07:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

ha ha ive rated the very first post in uber history

Submitted by BonesForBucks at 2004-04-09 09:13:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Wow, look how far we've come.

Submitted by Pacifist248 at 2004-03-21 00:34:18 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Harry.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-28 13:18:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

attention butt sluts! captain foamy has just sodomized the first ubersite post! hail hail foamy in all his sodomistic glory! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

Submitted by Spooner at 2004-01-28 01:25:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

"baba booey baba booey
howard stern's penis
baba booey baba booey"




w00t for Family Guy quotes.

Submitted by antIuvdog at 2004-01-28 01:16:42 EST (#)
Rating: -2

baba booey baba booey
howard stern's penis
baba booey baba booey

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude at 2004-01-25 08:18:15 EST (#)
Rating: 2

That jenny chick fucked up the quote completely. The moon is made of ribs, not cheese, in Harry's scenario.

Submitted by Christ at 2004-01-15 20:42:14 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer

Submitted by JoeAverage at 2004-01-08 18:22:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Will Ferrell rules.

Submitted by otizzlebizzle at 2004-01-08 18:06:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Isn't Harry Caray dead?

Submitted by Cassiopeia at 2003-12-30 19:29:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

this is such a dissapointment! the core of uber us crap!

Submitted by kgbpasha at 2003-12-07 04:39:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

29dot19

Submitted by virgil at 2003-12-06 12:59:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

hmph. Somehow I thought that post 1 should have been the secret of life... or a good receipt for quiche.

Submitted by Persecuted at 2003-12-04 15:32:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Shit. The first post ever. I clicked older messages for 10 hours to get to this?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2003-12-01 09:31:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yay for first ever post!!!


Submitted by Ingsoc at 2003-11-30 20:30:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

First post ever.

Submitted by Herpes at 2003-09-28 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What if it was made of spare ribs? Would you eat it then? It's a simple question, If the moon was made out of spare ribs, would you eat it?

I too have a scalp collection

Submitted by Chad_Sexington at 2003-09-28 04:06:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Something tells me this may be the earliest post in the history of Ubersite.

Submitted by seanfogy at 2003-09-13 23:39:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

bloo blee blop blop
bleep bleep bla bla
abba zabba

Submitted by drink_DDT at 2003-06-01 23:38:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

HEY... HOTDOGS

Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-12-25 18:14:48 EST (#)
Rating: 1

HI! I have a question for you. If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? Well, would ya? It's a simple question. If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? I know I would!

Submitted by bart at 1999-11-30 02:06:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I love Harry Caray and this is a great clip


I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress 'em up, and make 'em reenact the Civil
War! Heh, heh, heh!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great