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The BOSH Man! FORMS A NEW BAND! AND REUNITES WITH LONG LOST FRIENDS!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 14:20:46 EDT
Rating: 1.8 on 63 ratings (63 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I was sitting around Commodore Winchesterton XXXVII's house the other day brew slingin' and otherwise minding my own business when guess who walks in? If you guessed Earl Scruggs, you're a faggot. It was none other than the Kid Who Knows Everything!

"Hey Kid man whats up dude?"

"Other than being a fuckin genious? Nothing."

"Sweet man, oh hey.. this is Commodore Winchesterton XXXVII"

"Yea I know"

"..right, my bad dude."

Having nothing better to do, we built the most tubular beer pyramid of all time and went base jumping off of it. It was so fuckin bosh I went fishing.

So there I am sittin on the shores of this pond catchin fish when all of a sudden Wolfgang Castleton came by to deliver a letter. The kid who knows everything took his dick out of the exhaust pipe of his truck and congratulated me on my new guitar.

Sure enough, once I opened the envelope the most mondo boshtar of all time fell out along with an amp.

Before I could even do ANYTHING The Kid Who Knows Everything was rockin' a drum solo. Wolfgang busted out a recorder so we all kicked him in the neck and told him to fuck off. He listened.

Earl Scruggs came out of left field and tried to narc on The Kid's drum solo, but before I could do anything Commodore Winchesterton XXXVII lit up a cigarette and shoved it up his ass. I just lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement.


So now we're really kickin' it old school what with our sick band and all when all of a sudden a ton of mermaid babes came out of the water.

"hey you guys seem pretty bosh.."

I nodded in agreement, Commodore Winchesterton XXXVII gave The Kid a high five

"But you guys caught all the fish in this pond and now they're in the horn section of your band, what're we supposed to eat?"

The Kid looked behind him and sure enough 'King Tut and the Deep Blues', as he quickly named them, were standing there with their instruments, ready to rock.

"Listen, babes of the sea.. We are sorry for taking all your food. What we need now, though, is backup vocals so we can tour the nation with this weet band. Are you up to it?"

"Fuckin a" was their reply.

So off we went to record the most radical album in the history of rock n' roll. We toured the nation and sold XXXVII copies of our album.

Molly hatchet inducted us into the rock n roll hall of fame later that day.

Earl Scruggs made a cover band and lost money in the project, and was laughed at for 53 days straight when he tried to be in attendance at our induction ceremony.

It was so fuckin bosh I shit a lion.



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Submitted by Wompom at 2007-10-15 15:52:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It was so fuckin bosh I shit a lion.

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The only line of this post that I read, and it's plenty. LMFAO.

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-10-15 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

boshness

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-10-15 15:12:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ahhh the gold ole' days

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:38:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by awesome_face at 2007-05-03 12:46:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

boshness

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2007-04-27 09:55:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-27 09:31:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oh MAN!

did he cry?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2007-04-27 09:14:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Was flipping through the radio channels yesterday, and stumbled across this:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=9852744

He sounded like a real dick.

Submitted by manic_impressive at 2007-04-25 19:07:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i laffed

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2007-04-13 13:49:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


These stories need to be turned into graphic novels.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-04-13 13:39:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:04:56 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:24:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The BOSH MAN needs to start hanging out with some BOSH broads...
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that raises a very interesting question, Shlongy - what would constitute a BOSH broad?

Hmm...
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Shed have to be able to cook a full fried breakfast with one hand while wrestling an alligator with the other and have two babies hanging off each teat.
Also shed need to be a three time Daytona winner,an astronaut and have a kung-fu grip.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-04-13 13:04:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:24:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The BOSH MAN needs to start hanging out with some BOSH broads...
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that raises a very interesting question, Shlongy - what would constitute a BOSH broad?

Hmm...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-04-13 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The BOSH MAN needs to start hanging out with some BOSH broads...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-04-13 10:16:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is almost as BOSH as that time I saw you suplex a Dodge Viper

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-04-13 10:09:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is almost as Bosh as that time I watched you defeat those 2 Russian cyborgs in a tag team wrestling match with Christopher Walken as your partner...


Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-04-13 08:17:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

...fuckin Scruggs...

Submitted by Zebra at 2007-04-13 02:34:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I think your posts are awful.

But I probably won't even click on them anymore, so no worries.

I read only one prior to this, (I think), and I just had to see if it was always the same stuff.

Cheers.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2007-04-13 01:10:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I read this earlier but forgot to rate.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-04-12 21:56:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BeaverDamn at 2007-04-12 21:47:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I almost reread this post, but I told it to fuck off and shoved 3 cigarettes up its ass.

Then I went heliboarding with Ronald McDonald. That fucker is just Earl Scruggs in a costume so I told him fuck off. He went into his room and cried for hours.

Bosh Donkey then jizzed all over his new and shiny banjo.

Bosh.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-04-12 21:47:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"I just lit a cigarette and nodded in agreement..."

BOSH.

Submitted by garudave at 2007-04-12 21:36:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Too bosh.

Submitted by Sinistral at 2007-04-12 20:31:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I missed these type of posts.

PS

This is what part of the alphabet would look like without Q and R.

PPS

This post reminded me that my ears are still ringing from the War Sucks Lets Party tour.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-04-12 20:02:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What the fuck...

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2007-04-12 18:13:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dudethatsbosh = Wardy

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-04-12 17:40:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-03-02 13:18:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

Turkey and Cheese, my mommy made it.
Turkey and Cheese, I like to eat it.
TURKEY and Cheese.
TURKEY and Cheese.
Turkey and Cheese on WHEAT!
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I wrote that song when I was 7. My sister just emailed me the lyrics and I had forgotten, so i'm just trying to see what people think before I record it

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<3
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Whenever I get sad, I sing this song and I'm happy again.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-04-12 17:31:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-12 22:04:17 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

hey sporto, do you think you can keep BOSHdonkey locked up in your backyard?
That fucker ate my azaleas, took a dump on the sidewalk where my kids play, and then used a C16 Corvette to do donuts on my lawn - I'm calling Animal Control the next time I see that fucker you hear me????
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I called animal control when the BOSHdonkey burst into my flat, punched my flatmate Steve in the face, ate all our cake and shat in the hallway.
When they came the BOSHdonkey set them on fire and crashed their van into an orphanage.

Submitted by BeaverDamn at 2007-04-12 17:04:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I listened.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-04-12 17:04:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hey sporto, do you think you can keep BOSHdonkey locked up in your backyard?
That fucker ate my azaleas, took a dump on the sidewalk where my kids play, and then used a C16 Corvette to do donuts on my lawn - I'm calling Animal Control the next time I see that fucker you hear me????

Submitted by Draco at 2007-04-12 16:52:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuckin' a!

Base jumping off a pyramid of beer cans just made it onto my list of things to do before I die.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 16:45:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i think i saw that on youtube!

fuck yea!

Submitted by ampersand at 2007-04-12 16:41:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey I meant to tell you, Scruggs came by my house the other day and asked to borrow some eggs so I carved him into an ice sculpture with a rusty spoon and then I farted on him till he melted.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 16:25:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

hahahahahahah

excellent work

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2007-04-12 16:24:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Shit a lion


brilliance


The hospital tried to use some of Scrugg's banjo music for the phone system. You know, like when they put you on hold.

Anyway, once I caught wind of that, I went to telecom and shoved cigarettes up their asses.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 15:55:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

TTOM is learned in Awesomeland economics

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-04-12 15:54:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Unfortunatly the excess BOSH hoarding that occured in the late 90s that led to such high prices, coupled with the sudden offloading of many nations BOSH stores onto the open market has meant that BOSH prices have dropped from nearly 20-Mega Fonzies a barrel to less than half that. At the current market estimated a barrel of Bosh now only comes in at 3.2 Elvises.

Submitted by Nugk at 2007-04-12 15:54:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I PWN BOSH LOL!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 15:46:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

indeed it is, my good sir.

last time i was there there was a pot hole on the road with a caution sign next to it. upon evaluation, i was able to determine that this 'pot-hole' was a gateway to candyland.

the two realms combined to form a super alliance, their major import is rock n' roll, with a stable export of BOSH.

The leader of awesomeland won a nobel prize for his studies in time-travel.

i suggest you book a flight immediately.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-04-12 15:39:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've read that the primary export of Awesomeland is 100% all-natural Bosh.

Is this true?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 15:19:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Chuck Norris excretes bosh, thats how fuckin bosh he is

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 15:18:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-12 15:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i fucking hate earl scruggs
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yea man i fucking hate scruggs too.


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 15:17:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Yours is... I have no idea....
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As it states, its DudethatsBOSH. Or if you read the title, The BOSH Man! is also acceptable

Isn't one of the subjects of concern in your inquiry comprehension?

Just kidding














..but seriously

Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-04-12 15:16:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

pure perfect randomosity!

apparently

Submitted by EmoJean at 2007-04-12 15:16:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The other day i was skatin a pool in huntington and Chuck Norris stopped by, round house kicked 4 motherfuckers in one swoop and told me that he literly sweats BOSH, fuckin a

Submitted by orph at 2007-04-12 15:14:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i fucking hate earl scruggs

Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-04-12 15:12:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-12 15:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dear, uh, Cyrus Dude,
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Wrong.

See, my name is Cyrus. Yours is... I have no idea....

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-04-12 15:11:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-04-12 15:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-12 15:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHIT a LION! Fucking PERFECT! BOSH!!!
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Fucking Perfect!

No really - I don't get it.

Can somebody explain this to me? Is it a Britich thing, or a 19 yr-old thing, or what?
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Its neither since Im British with an S, I doubt Bosh is British and Id have to go back in time 8 years to be 19 again.
Its just what it is, pure perfect randomosity.

Submitted by messmind at 2007-04-12 15:10:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

All da Bazz r blong to bozh!

Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-04-12 15:07:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-12 15:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHIT a LION! Fucking PERFECT! BOSH!!!
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Fucking Perfect!

No really - I don't get it.

Can somebody explain this to me? Is it a Britich thing, or a 19 yr-old thing, or what?

Submitted by Alcoholocaust at 2007-04-12 15:05:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"we built the most tubular beer pyramid of all time and went base jumping off of it"

thought I was the only one into that sport... fun times

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-04-12 15:03:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SHIT a LION! Fucking PERFECT! BOSH!!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 15:02:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

dear, uh, Cyrus Dude,

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by IntangibleHands at 2007-04-12 15:00:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-04-12 14:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear, uh, Bosh Dude,

Hello, my name is Cyrus. I'm pretty sure I've never reviewed any of your posts before, and after this I more-or-less promise not to review any future posts. At least, not unless you write something comprehensible. Because - I don't get it. I have never have any idea what the fuck you're talking about in any of your posts, or why it's supposed to be cool or funny. From your posts I gather your're a 19 yr-old moron, but what do I know? I admit I'm old so maybe it's just beyond me.

I suspect it's all some kind of weird inside joke between somebody's alter and a bunch of that person's other alters. It's the only reason I can imagine that anyone rates any of your ravings positively.

Good luck in the future and have a nice day. You may now return to being BOSH. Whatever that is...

Love, Cyrus

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http://www.ubersite.com/m/87832 <------ Cant forget that gem.

Submitted by messmind at 2007-04-12 14:58:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-04-12 14:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear, uh, Bosh Dude,




OK!

Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-04-12 14:55:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Dear, uh, Bosh Dude,

Hello, my name is Cyrus. I'm pretty sure I've never reviewed any of your posts before, and after this I more-or-less promise not to review any future posts. At least, not unless you write something comprehensible. Because - I don't get it. I have never have any idea what the fuck you're talking about in any of your posts, or why it's supposed to be cool or funny. From your posts I gather your're a 19 yr-old moron, but what do I know? I admit I'm old so maybe it's just beyond me.

I suspect it's all some kind of weird inside joke between somebody's alter and a bunch of that person's other alters. It's the only reason I can imagine that anyone rates any of your ravings positively.

Good luck in the future and have a nice day. You may now return to being BOSH. Whatever that is...

Love, Cyrus

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 14:40:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

leo the cock sucker kottke spiked the punch at our otherwise sober induction ceremony.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-04-12 14:39:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

NEEDS MORE LEO KOTTKE

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2007-04-12 14:34:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by messmind at 2007-04-12 14:27:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206#2378028 ....That's already +2...

And if The Bart^2 would allow it, it would be +10.



Kick the boss, get a BOSH!




Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 14:25:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ps

true story

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-04-12 14:25:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yea right

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2007-04-12 14:25:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I laugheded

Submitted by professorfuckface at 2007-04-12 14:22:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

lame captain foamy ripoff


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