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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-05-27 17:45:31 EDT
Rating: 1.28 on 28 ratings (30 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Whats it been? Four months?

So, how the hell ya doing, Uber?

Oh, I'm just peachy, thank you for asking.

Residing in Germany now. It's a great place to visit, but living here is getting insane. My liver has pretty much told me to 'Fuck off', and my genitalia itches really bad.

And if you are ever in Belgium, and your wallet gets stolen, just let the police take care of it. Because being a badass doesn't always end up... being badass.

I'll post more when I am no longer a cripple.



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Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-16 12:05:15 EST (#)

Oh whysie, so homophobic. Are you covering for something? Don't lie to me! You big queer you.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-02-14 13:30:03 EST (#)

homo

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-02-14 13:28:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And anyone can be tooted?

-- Homer Simpson, on tutoring
The Way He Was

Submitted by forthewin at 2007-07-04 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You look so much like someone I know.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-05-29 12:00:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-05-29 11:26:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thanks for this. I thought you were a woman.

Vanilla Ice wants his eyebrow scar back, by the way.

Submitted by zwerg at 2007-05-29 09:38:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ich liebe Deutschland

Submitted by c1ndy at 2007-05-29 08:39:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-29 05:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What on earth do you think you look like?


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Maybe a pirate?

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme at 2007-05-29 08:22:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I bet you can kiester a whole beer bottle.

Submitted by BranDo at 2007-05-29 06:35:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Where are you staying in Das Dritte Reich?

I'd like to buy you a beer for being a 'Grade C twatwaffle' on your first Vintage porn piece.

Belgian cops are really brutal. Belgian beer ROCKS.

Gett well.

Tschüß


Submitted by Berty at 2007-05-29 05:33:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What on earth do you think you look like? Get those ridiculous things out of your ears.

Submitted by Antioxident at 2007-05-29 00:02:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Maddog at 2007-05-28 17:17:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Belgians whipped your ass? Damn.

Submitted by fuck_button at 2007-05-28 09:48:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for being hawt
-2 for the predictable bird photo
+1 for the scar on your eyebrow, which makes me want to know more
+1 because I'm bored and this is the first post I've been able to look at positively all day

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-05-28 08:48:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hear Poirot and Tintin make a pretty badass tag-team, unlucky for you to run itno them.
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tintin does own...not as much as bob morane, but he owns

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-05-28 08:41:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

DON'T PHUCK WITH THE BELGIANS

Submitted by Unabonger at 2007-05-28 08:07:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

at least they left you the use of that finger, huh?

Submitted by BadAssJulie at 2007-05-28 05:02:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You look almost exactly like a totally awesome dude I went to high school with, stretched ears and all but he was blond. Actually, I think he joined the Air Force too. Unless he went Navy. One of the two. Anyway, you have pretty eyeballs.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2007-05-27 23:42:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You have beautiful eyes.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2007-05-27 22:03:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Get better soon. By that, i mean your arm.
Keep your liver in shape, because if you tell me that you're coming to PA, I'm gonna make your liver hurt.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2007-05-27 21:21:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-27 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hear Poirot and Tintin make a pretty badass tag-team, unlucky for you to run itno them.
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Who makes this joke is guaranteed admission into Heaven faster than the news of their death travels to Hell.

Submitted by sir_cowman at 2007-05-27 20:23:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

people who give the bird to cameras are AWESOME

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2007-05-27 20:21:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I remember you! I may be the only one, but I most definatley remember you!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-05-27 20:09:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Genko at 2007-05-27 19:56:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I've never seen a picture of anyone giving the finger to the camera.

Submitted by mockidol at 2007-05-27 18:37:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

No one told me Fred Durst broke his wrist.

Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-05-27 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I concur with your liver

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-05-27 18:24:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ouch

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-05-27 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I hear Poirot and Tintin make a pretty badass tag-team, unlucky for you to run itno them.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-05-27 17:47:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You broke your hand punching a Belgian? Unlucky.


All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to
fly home, then I will murder him.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart on the Road