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The BOSH Man! Posts MUSIC LYRICS!!

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-06-20 12:17:50 EDT
Rating: 1.74 on 26 ratings (26 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

This is a tune by Earl Scruggs. Here is a link to the original lyrics, which were recorded with John Fogerty.

I decided to post his unreleased version, which only a handful of people have copies of. The sound quality of the tape I have is very poor, so I did the best I could at interrperating the lyrics.

(original) http://cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/scruggs-earl/blue-ridge-mountain-blues-w-john-fogerty-1451.html



"When I was young and in my prime (in my prime!),
I left my home in caroline.
Now all I do is sit and pine, for all those folks I left behind.

I got the blue ridge mountain faggot blues, and I sat right here to say,
"my grip is packed to travel and have sex with men, and I’m back to ramble,
To my blue ridge inside the ass of other men."

I’m goin’ to stay right by my pa, I’m goin’ to do my ma in the butt,
I’ll hang around the cabin door, getting paid to suck cocks.
Til I run out of cocks to suck.

I got the blue ridge mountain blues, because The BOSH Man! won't leave me alone,
Gonna hunt the possum where the corn cob blossom,
In my blue ridge far away, which is code word for my ass.
Woo!

I see a haze of snowy white, I see a window with light,
I seem to hear them both sigh, "where is my wand’rin boy tonight?"
They should have checked the gay bars. I'm such a fag.

<BANJO SOLO WHICH SCRUGGS PLAYS WITH HIS DICK, BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, SCRUGGS IS THAT GOOD AT THE BANJO>

I got the blue ridge mountain blues, and I stay right here to say,
"If The BOSH Man! doesn't stop punching me in the neck, I am going to kill myself. Fuck Rhyming.""



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Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2012-03-29 01:19:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Drat. I almost forgot Scourge was a moron Almost.............

Submitted by Yozz at 2008-05-16 13:08:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh shit, that's funny....


erm...


I mean BOSH!

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-30 14:39:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_Drake at 2007-06-26 11:14:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

\"If The BOSH Man! doesn\'t stop punching me in the neck, I am going to kill myself. Fuck Rhyming.\"\"



For that
(and everything else)

Submitted by zwerg at 2007-06-26 10:11:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

bosh

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2007-06-20 16:21:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Das' money, Beeyosh

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-06-20 15:48:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-06-20 14:44:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 cause my dad plays the Banjo Still

and im from PA

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-06-20 14:20:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 even though I hate this fucking bandwagon of shit.

Submitted by experima at 2007-06-20 14:17:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-06-20 14:13:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pedroia's on fire.

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-06-20 14:09:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2007-06-20 14:07:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:23:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Flawless victory.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2007-06-20 13:32:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hahahahaha

Submitted by orph at 2007-06-20 13:10:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fuck scruggs - i hope his cock gets caught in the strings

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2007-06-20 13:08:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Jack Twist. Jack Nasty. You dun't go up there to fish Ennis!

Submitted by BobLobla at 2007-06-20 12:35:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2007-06-20 12:31:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1



Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2007-06-20 12:30:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DeathJester at 2007-06-20 12:29:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Scruggs totally stole the cock-playing from http://www.ubersite.com/m/109404

+2 shameless linkwhore.

Submitted by ghola at 2007-06-20 12:28:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by CHR15 at 2007-06-20 12:28:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Boshman does it again.

Submitted by particle_man58 at 2007-06-20 12:23:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-06-20 12:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Flawless victory.

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme at 2007-06-20 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109387


I might have to do a wrap up post after all.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2007-06-20 12:21:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Flawless victory.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-06-20 12:19:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i might have missed a couple words.. but thats what it sounded like to me.


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III