The BOSH Man! Posts MUSIC LYRICS!!Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-06-20 12:17:50 EDT
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This is a tune by Earl Scruggs. Here is a link to the original lyrics, which were recorded with John Fogerty.
I decided to post his unreleased version, which only a handful of people have copies of. The sound quality of the tape I have is very poor, so I did the best I could at interrperating the lyrics.
"When I was young and in my prime (in my prime!),
I left my home in caroline.
Now all I do is sit and pine, for all those folks I left behind.
I got the blue ridge mountain faggot blues, and I sat right here to say,
"my grip is packed to travel and have sex with men, and I’m back to ramble,
To my blue ridge inside the ass of other men."
I’m goin’ to stay right by my pa, I’m goin’ to do my ma in the butt,
I’ll hang around the cabin door, getting paid to suck cocks.
Til I run out of cocks to suck.
I got the blue ridge mountain blues, because The BOSH Man! won't leave me alone,
Gonna hunt the possum where the corn cob blossom,
In my blue ridge far away, which is code word for my ass.
I see a haze of snowy white, I see a window with light,
I seem to hear them both sigh, "where is my wand’rin boy tonight?"
They should have checked the gay bars. I'm such a fag.
<BANJO SOLO WHICH SCRUGGS PLAYS WITH HIS DICK, BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, SCRUGGS IS THAT GOOD AT THE BANJO>
I got the blue ridge mountain blues, and I stay right here to say,
"If The BOSH Man! doesn't stop punching me in the neck, I am going to kill myself. Fuck Rhyming.""