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Rob Berg - Illustrations (Eh PW)

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 16:17:22 EDT
Rating: 1.6 on 72 ratings (72 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hullo folks,

As some of you might know I have posted a fair bit of my personal art up on this delightfully wretched little web site - but it recently occurred to me that I haven't splashed up much of what I do the very most of - illustration.

My bread and buttah - my 'day job', so to speak.

I have created various illustrations for newspaper ads, movie theater trailers, broadcast commercials, digital brochures, online presentations, banner advertising, corporate logos, websites, business cards, icons, birthday surprises... etc.

So for your random perusal I present a smattering of some of what I consider to be my finest illustrative work:




Oh, and happy 1 year uber-versary, kid: http://www.ubersite.com/u/Bohme

The bestest internet stalker a guy could ask for.


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Submitted by woolfe at 2008-12-12 04:24:28 EST (#)
Rating: -2

dantangel.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-07-30 12:52:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hydro-québec pwnz bc-hydro tenfold!!!111

but seriously, if you did make that project for bc hydro...it's neat work.

who knew you could do something worthy!?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-30 12:32:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-30 12:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome....did you do the mural at the licence place downtown here in Vancity?

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nope.


I did do this project though for BC Hydro, though:

https://www6.bchydro.com/profiler/QuestionnaireShow.do?gid=BC&lbw=0

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2007-07-30 12:17:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome....did you do the mural at the licence place downtown here in Vancity?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-30 12:04:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-07-30 04:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I AM NOT PROBABLY GAY.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities by allowing the possibility for anything else.

I meant, of course, DEFINATELY gay.

(Keep lobbin' 'em in there and I'm gonna keep knockin' em out of the park, baby!)

Nice drawings. Or illustrations.

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Thanks, eh.

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-07-30 06:22:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very nice

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-07-30 04:35:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

aside from that, what a lucky guy that snowboarder is. Wherever he puts his hands asses magically appear. No wonder he smiles.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-07-30 04:26:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-30 01:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I AM NOT PROBABLY GAY.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to offend your delicate sensibilities by allowing the possibility for anything else.

I meant, of course, DEFINATELY gay.

(Keep lobbin' 'em in there and I'm gonna keep knockin' em out of the park, baby!)

Nice drawings. Or illustrations.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2007-07-29 22:48:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pretty cool shit, Robbie.

Submitted by Progr3ss at 2007-07-27 21:27:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The cow made me laugh

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-27 21:04:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


The recipient of a toast last evening below.
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*blush*

What a trifecta of awesome that must have been.

I'll make it there someday..I hope one of you has a couch I can curl up on.

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WOOO! That would be awesome! Are you really planning a trip? Vancouver in the summertime is spectacular. Do it DO IT!

Yeah, last night was super fun - we blabbed until they kicked us out.

It most certainly needs to happen again.


Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-07-27 20:44:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-27 20:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


The recipient of a toast last evening below.
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*blush*

What a trifecta of awesome that must have been.

I'll make it there someday..I hope one of you has a couch I can curl up on.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-07-26 13:46:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 rock on coach berg

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-26 13:08:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-07-26 11:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Or the one where the guy has just plugged in his electric car and is trying to fart on it.

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haha

Submitted by shitfuck at 2007-07-26 11:29:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Or the one where the guy has just plugged in his electric car and is trying to fart on it.

Submitted by shitfuck at 2007-07-26 10:47:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


My fave is the one where there's a dead guy in the background and the other worker is shooting electric zapperbolts out of his mouth to make fun of him for dying on the job.

Outside of that, these are fucking awesome, I'm not surprised that I was surprised, and impressed.

TTYL

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2007-07-26 08:38:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

NO YOU!

Submitted by zwerg at 2007-07-26 08:29:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Very cool, I especially like the cows.

Submitted by Beano312003 at 2007-07-26 06:36:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 at 2007-07-26 03:52:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice icons

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-26 02:33:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-26 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're the best, rob

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YOU!

Submitted by scourge at 2007-07-26 01:02:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you're the best, rob

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-26 00:59:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-07-25 21:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOD JOB, YOU FUCKING ASSKISSING LITTLE BASTARD. I AM IMPRESSED.

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Thanks eh.

Oh, and thanks for being the very best poster in the whole wide world - your brilliance literally shining with the burning intensity of thirteen golden suns. I am so grateful for your magnanimous arrival today - and will never be able to repay you for leaving such an eloquent, succinct review - which, of course, instantly catapulted the general awesome of this post off the charts.

You are the wind beneath my wings. I think I love you. You rock.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-07-25 23:59:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I really like your arts.

Submitted by ghola at 2007-07-25 23:26:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pandora at 2007-07-25 22:30:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice cuttlefish.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-07-25 21:57:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

GOOD JOB, YOU FUCKING ASSKISSING LITTLE BASTARD. I AM IMPRESSED.

Submitted by ih8u2man at 2007-07-25 21:34:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee at 2007-07-25 21:27:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ooQueso at 2007-07-25 19:43:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wow, a genuine pro. That's awesome!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-07-25 19:39:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well done, with all that talent stuff you got going on there.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 19:29:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your stuff looks very professional. Part of me is going "Bollocks, I've seen that before." but I know you wouldn't lie (Never!) and I'd say it's probably a compliment.

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Thanks Fey!

Technically most of that stuff is professional as it is/has-been published in various outlets both online and off. I actually do a lot of work with some major ad agencies - and their client list is pretty impressive.

Everything you see up there I drew with mah trusty WACOM tablet in flash. Honest and for truly.

On that note - if any of you kids following along needs some freelance illustration work - just let me know.

Me = giant whore.

In fact I think it would be pretty sweet if I actually landed a gig from the time I've blatantly wasted on this website. Heh. I mean how cool would it be to write-off enduring Shlongy's shameless flirting or Caul's obsessive stalking as 'business development'?

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-07-25 18:15:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Excellent work!!!


Submitted by Fey at 2007-07-25 17:59:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Your stuff looks very proffessional. Part of me is going "Bollocks, I've seen that before." but I know you wouldn't lie (Never!) and I'd say it's probably a compliment.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 17:51:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Boink.

Submitted by Fey at 2007-07-25 17:17:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Woosh.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 17:16:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

because the cow has the udder

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If I giggled at that... does that make me gay?



Yes. Extraordinarily gay.

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I defer to your obvious - some might say intimate - knowledge of all things gay, Shlongy.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 17:14:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Introducer + Catheter = ?!

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I worked as a Medical illustrator / animator for a start up company in Seattle called VITAL Link a few years back. It was SUPER cool, and way ahead of its time. The whole concept was to provide patient education and streamline the informed consent process by putting kiosks into doctor's offices, clinics and hospitals all over the US.

I got to learn about some of the coolest medical procedures in Cardiology, Cardiothorasic, Orthopedics, GI and some really cool LASIK stuff.

It was a kick ass job - but I eventually grew weary of drawing hearts and assholes and wanted to get back into making things go whoosh and boink - so I moved back up to Vancouver and got into advertising.

They ended up getting fucking over by some shady investment guy in the end - another tragic story of the dot-bomb era.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-25 17:11:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

because the cow has the udder

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If I giggled at that... does that make me gay?



Yes. Extraordinarily gay.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 17:06:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-07-25 17:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

but it's not retaliation

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heh, fair enough.

If it's any consolation I have found you much more enjoyable of late.

Submitted by Fey at 2007-07-25 17:05:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Introducer + Catheter = ?!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 17:04:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 21:56:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

because the cow has the udder

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If I giggled at that... does that make me gay?

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No, having sex dreams about Freddie and Daniel do that well enough

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I am SO buying me some leather chaps then.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2007-07-25 17:02:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Cyrus at 2007-07-25 17:01:12 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

but it's not retaliation

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-07-25 16:58:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-25 21:56:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

because the cow has the udder

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If I giggled at that... does that make me gay?
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No, having sex dreams about Freddie and Daniel do that well enough

Submitted by messmind at 2007-07-25 16:58:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome stuff.

Submitted by Creepy_guy at 2007-07-25 16:56:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

<--10m-->

Submitted by experima at 2007-07-25 16:56:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

your mcdonalds up there sound way better. we have neither snowboards nor explosions down here.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 16:56:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?

because the cow has the udder

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If I giggled at that... does that make me gay?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 16:54:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is that strawberry trying to blow up the other strawberry?

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It was for the Strawberry Explosion McFlurry.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-25 16:52:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I think I may have scored with my last review in this post, too.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-07-25 16:51:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Like Guy de Maupassant could come up with something like this.

The only tool he's accustomed to using is attached to the pubis of his boyfriend, Émile.



First time Orgasmo has made Shlongy laugh since he posted his last camwhore.

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I'll take what I can get.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-25 16:50:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by raebuf (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beats the shit out of what I do for a living.


Bagging my fucking Quarter Pounders at the drive-thru beats the shit out of what you do for a living, Balco. The jizz-mopper at the 24 hour porn palace that you frequent does, too.

Submitted by loki at 2007-07-25 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?




















because the cow has the udder





















What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?




















milk of amnesia









Where do Russians get their milk?












from Mos-cows




ok I'm finished
Why is that strawberry trying to blow up the other strawberry?

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2007-07-25 16:41:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

WTF? I'M NOT PERUSING ALL THAT!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 16:41:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i also like how the snowboarder at the top got the two honeys...what's that about?

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That was a newspaper ad for a McDonalds snowboard event... if I rememeber correctly - if you attended you got hot chicks and a large fries.

Submitted by raebuf at 2007-07-25 16:38:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Beats the shit out of what I do for a living.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 16:38:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that safety instruction "When you see one of your co-workers electrocuted, point and call everyone over to watch the idiot twitch"? Cos it sure as hell looks like it.

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Yup.

Because pointing AND laughing was deemed too macabre. Lettin' the folks know a show was starting was totally fine.


Submitted by Adamdidit2u at 2007-07-25 16:36:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pretty decent

Submitted by experima at 2007-07-25 16:33:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i also like how the snowboarder at the top got the two honeys...what's that about?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-07-25 16:30:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is that safety instruction "When you see one of your co-workers electrocuted, point and call everyone over to watch the idiot twitch"? Cos it sure as hell looks like it.

Submitted by experima at 2007-07-25 16:29:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I KNEW it would be some canadian thing after I opened my yap and called it the space needle. oops!!!!!

:)

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-07-25 16:27:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ps: is that the space needle?

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Hi M!

Its the CN Tower, actually. It's a cartoon skyline of Toronto, Onterrible.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-25 16:26:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-07-25 16:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Like Guy de Maupassant could come up with something like this.

The only tool he's accustomed to using is attached to the pubis of his boyfriend, Émile.



First time Orgasmo has made Shlongy laugh since he posted his last camwhore.

Submitted by experima at 2007-07-25 16:25:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ps: is that the space needle?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-07-25 16:24:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-07-25 16:23:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Like Guy de Maupassant could come up with something like this.

The only tool he's accustomed to using is attached to the pubis of his boyfriend, Émile.

Submitted by experima at 2007-07-25 16:23:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hi, rob!

cool work here. I especially like the one that looks like it could be a living room straight outta Sims 2. I LOVE SIMS 2!!!!!!!

and I like the space needle one too. tres sixties :)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-07-25 16:21:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

One impersonation post per day, Caul

Submitted by gravitas at 2007-07-25 16:20:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you have an interesting sounding job

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-07-25 16:19:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Nice fake display name Caulaincort.

Submitted by Bohme at 2007-07-25 16:19:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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