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Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-08-09 15:36:53 EDT
Rating: 1.86 on 39 ratings (39 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Yeah, me too.

Well, this should surely cheer you up. It always works for me.







God will smite me with little children.jpg
God will smite me with little children.jpg


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Submitted by bigdicrick at 2007-08-15 12:51:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for hot midgets covered in peanut butter in my basement.... I mean classroom....

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-08-10 11:00:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Today is flyin'ass'kickin' koz it's weekend.

And the midget-eating hippo is something i will never forget.

The reaaaaly good thing about short women is that everything is small.

Submitted by zwerg at 2007-08-10 10:33:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd at 2007-08-10 09:55:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

happy to be 6'5 myself

Submitted by Merlina at 2007-08-10 05:53:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So the question is, would YOU have sex with a midget?

Submitted by ASO at 2007-08-10 04:34:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

my day didnt kick my ass, but i liked this post.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2007-08-10 01:58:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This reminded me of how much I love penguins, and then I felt really guilty.

I can't be bothered to explain why.

Submitted by CaptainObvious at 2007-08-10 01:43:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It made yuk it up, therefore I give it one Yuk Yuk Yak. http://www.ubersite.com/m/93741

Submitted by Zeglamancer at 2007-08-10 00:55:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lmao awesome pic. I suddenly feel the need to pick up and throw a midget at least once before I die.

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2007-08-10 00:31:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I wish I were shorter...not midget short though..midgets scare me,

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2007-08-09 22:44:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm like 8 feet tall, so everyone is a midget to me.

Submitted by Axolotl at 2007-08-09 21:30:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DonovanMD at 2007-08-09 17:45:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The cartoon at the end put it over the top for me. Weird post.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-08-09 16:58:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Got me an Elf

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-08-09 16:52:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Put the megaphone down Lishittles.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-08-09 16:50:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by FALLEN at 2007-08-09 16:47:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Dont worry about them TTOM,
They are from the "Happy time flying pirhanas after school extravaganza" show here in the States.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-09 16:47:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm 5 foot nothin'...
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I'm surprised at this. Somehow I pictured you as a taller than average woman.
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JonnyX thought so too, Susie. It's probably because us littles have to shout to be heard, online people think we're larger than life.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-08-09 16:44:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I dont find Leprachauns or clowns scary at all because I can tell the difference between reality and fiction.
Its those fucking flying pirhanas you have to watch out for! Theyll get you every time! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Submitted by Susie_Derkins at 2007-08-09 16:41:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm 5 foot nothin'...
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I'm surprised at this. Somehow I pictured you as a taller than average woman.

TTOM - Clowns are for kids too, but they scare the hell out of a lot of people. Those are some bloody creepy leprechauns.

Submitted by Crystle at 2007-08-09 16:40:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

6'5.

Mmmmmmmm

Submitted by FALLEN at 2007-08-09 16:40:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:00:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

the leprechauns are going to keep me awake all night.
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Theyre from a British kids tv show you wimp
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But what's wrong with their hands?

So? the teletubbies are too, that doesn't make it ok.

Purple dinosaurs are what kids need to watch.

"I LOVE YOU..YOU LOVE ME..WE'RE NOT MIDGETS...LA..LA..LA"

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-08-09 16:28:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:00:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

the leprechauns are going to keep me awake all night.
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Theyre from a British kids tv show you wimp

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-08-09 16:26:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Today should be licking my ass, really.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-08-09 16:13:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Be sure to wear orange when he comes over so as to increase your visibility and avoid having him accidentally step on you.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-09 16:12:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

DID I REALLY just type lightbulb's?? Sigh.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-09 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is going to hurt Sacrilicious's feelings.
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Not a chance, mister. I'm 5 foot nothin' and the only times I wish I was taller was when I have to call a friend to change the lightbulb's in the ceiling lamp.

My prom date was 6'5. A 6'4er is bringing me dinner tonight. I like to climb things.

Submitted by BobLobla at 2007-08-09 16:10:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-08-09 16:08:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Make that "Sacrilittles's feelings."

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali at 2007-08-09 16:08:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you tell your friends the next day or what?

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If it was Bridget the Midget, I would tell everyone.

My grandchildren would know about it.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2007-08-09 16:07:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


art.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2007-08-09 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This post is going to hurt Sacrilicious's feelings.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2007-08-09 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the leprechauns are going to keep me awake all night.

Midget porn? never seen it.
I don't know they're all... stumpy and stuff, but maybe, if there was enough rum involved.
They got needs too..I guess.

Do you tell your friends the next day or what?

Submitted by One4TheRoad at 2007-08-09 15:53:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Man... a couple of those munchkins actually look semi-do-able.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-08-09 15:51:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

THE CORRECT TERM IS LITTLE PEOPLE, ASSWIPE

Submitted by bob at 2007-08-09 15:45:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i wanna do some midget tossing.

Submitted by inion_de_trua at 2007-08-09 15:45:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2007-08-09 15:43:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

certainly made my day better!

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2007-08-09 15:39:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the basketball one was awesome!!!

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