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Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-23 19:12:41 EDT
Rating: 1.75 on 105 ratings (105 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by HighVoltage900 at 2008-12-12 14:59:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Reminded me of Habeeb.

*pours a 40 on the curb*

Submitted by hidden101 at 2008-03-11 17:01:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this is a really good post.

Submitted by Ejryuu at 2008-03-11 16:22:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Should be a 1.5 but I'm tired and feeling generous.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2008-02-02 18:11:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2


BITCH.

Submitted by wardy at 2008-02-02 15:42:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

fan-freaking-tastic

Submitted by kaos-king at 2007-09-08 11:15:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2007-09-08 10:32:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed. Mainly about that goofy fricking emoticon, but I laughed nonetheless.

Submitted by c1ndy at 2007-09-06 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2007-08-31 13:02:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You know, I'm not entirely sure what the hell we're supposed to be called...I've only been living here since June.

I'm gonna say spokanites, because that sounds cool.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-30 20:05:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

oh those crazy spokanites! (spokanese? Spokanians? Spokes?)

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2007-08-30 19:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2007-08-28 16:04:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Little_Sally at 2007-08-28 05:37:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Little Sally Walker, sitting in a saucer,

Ride, Sally, ride,

Wipe your weeping eyes,

Turn to the east E, turn to the west W,

Turn to the one that you love best.

Aw, shake it to the east!

Aw, shake it to the west!

Aw, shake it to the east!

Aw, shake it to the west!

Turn to the one that you love best.

Submitted by Little_Sally at 2007-08-28 05:36:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Have the group form a circle, have one person stand in the middle and if you have a group of twenty or more have at least another person in the middle. The person stands in the middle as group sings this song, “little sally walker walking down the street, didn’t know what to do so she jumped in front of me, singing hey girl do your thing, do your thing, hey girl do your thing, now switch”. When it comes to the part where is says “she jumped in front of me,” person in the middle picks one person and stands right in front of them inside the circle, and starts to do a little dance and the person she is standing in front of is supposed to mirror what she is doing and when it says, “now switch” they switch places and start over.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-28 05:33:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

little sally where are you when i need you

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-28 05:30:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

well you can't make everybody happy... it's not like i asked for this to be on bored at work.

Bart just has a keen eye for talent, I suppose.

Submitted by DeathJester at 2007-08-28 05:03:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-27 13:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How the fuck did THIS get B@W status?

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This got on B@W?

*Rolls up newspaper* NO! *SMACK!* Bad BartBart! *SMACK!* NO!

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-27 13:31:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

mind-boggling, isn't it? he never posts the things I think should be there.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2007-08-27 13:23:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

How the fuck did THIS get B@W status?


Submitted by Prime36L at 2007-08-27 13:10:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I had to come back here and let you know that you have irreversibly damaged me. Ever since I saw this, the word 'disco' sends me into hysterical fits.

Submitted by zwerg at 2007-08-27 12:33:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by JulsInsane at 2007-08-27 10:04:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JulsInsane lives in Queens. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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I don't bring the blow, THEY bring the blow

Submitted by Respek at 2007-08-27 09:08:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

you had me at underage japanese bondage porn.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN at 2007-08-27 08:33:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ahahahhahahahaah nice.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-27 07:29:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

you can do whatever your little heart desires nancy.

Submitted by Zeglamancer at 2007-08-27 05:22:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

So does this mean that I can apply my "Beeltea swinging from my nutsack again? Imagine that..." catchphrase to Scourge as well, since you guys are the same person etc etc?

Submitted by iddqd at 2007-08-27 05:09:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

yawn.

so incredibly not funny.

not even a smile.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-26 17:46:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

"no strings attached"

Submitted by JoeyG at 2007-08-26 16:51:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well deserved B@W

Submitted by Axolotl at 2007-08-26 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What is NSA? I've heard that a few times on Ubersite, but not in real life.

Submitted by AllyJeans at 2007-08-26 08:42:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by kirst-n-dennis at 2007-08-26 06:05:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by domenad at 2007-08-25 22:03:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This would have been only +1 but I enjoyed the "doodle-dee-do-bop" too much.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2007-08-25 17:41:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awesome

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-25 16:41:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

WOO B@W!

Submitted by Maddog at 2007-08-25 12:27:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Funny stuff

Submitted by hidden101 at 2007-08-25 12:01:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahaha

Submitted by Occams_Razor at 2007-08-24 15:41:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Yep.

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2007-08-24 15:08:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I don't think I rated this yet. Congrats on BAW

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2007-08-24 14:52:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ASO at 2007-08-24 14:07:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It's business, it's business time.

Submitted by bob at 2007-08-24 13:39:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

man i love craigslist.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 13:23:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

What bullshit. Scruggs told me just the other day he's a red sox fan.

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-24 13:12:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

we share a scrotum, Boshman. it's the nature of being an alter.

really 'I' am the alter and beeltea is my 'true' account...I am a newer account, I am an instigator who says 'mean' and 'hurtful' things to morons, I post heat whoring shitposts...you get the picture.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-08-24 13:01:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

its soy though, so don't worry

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-08-24 13:01:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

supercrunchy

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-08-24 12:59:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Lets just put it this way.


Scruggs is a fan of the NL.


So by the transitive property, you guys are Scruggs lovers and lick peanut butter off eachothers scrotums

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 12:51:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i meant my alter scourge there

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 12:50:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yeah WTG us

Submitted by SunnyG at 2007-08-24 12:50:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

B@W, congrats

Submitted by scourge at 2007-08-24 12:38:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this was fookin hilarious.

you're one of my favourite posters lately.

which is good since apparently you are me. it all makes sense really...we both think zebradancer (or whatever that mouth breathing windowlickers's name is) is a moron, and we both think the AL is the league of nancy boys.



good show, self.

Submitted by creep_firebombing at 2007-08-24 10:52:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

gold

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2007-08-24 09:42:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 09:21:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

it was so right on i said on twice

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 09:18:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

that's right on on boshman... you always know everything.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 09:12:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

maybe it did. who knows? i never check that account.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-08-24 09:12:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"DISCO!


Mercedes, heart(attack), autism.


-BLT"



I get it now!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2007-08-24 09:01:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm surprised that the "No Joos" crack didn't bring you a flurry of foaming-at-the-mouth hatemail.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2007-08-24 08:50:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was looking for the jap bondage porn.

is that in another post?

Submitted by Ballare at 2007-08-24 08:44:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-23 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DISCO!

peace

Submitted by Prime36L (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Disco.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

DISCO!

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-24 07:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Disco"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 08:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dIsCo x 2

Submitted by rorrim at 2007-08-24 08:23:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ahhhhh, Amusement !

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-08-24 08:08:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dIsCo x 2

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues at 2007-08-24 08:06:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

JulsInsane lives in Queens. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Submitted by Prime36L at 2007-08-24 07:52:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Disco.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys at 2007-08-24 07:24:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

DISCO!

Submitted by sir_cowman at 2007-08-24 07:14:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Disco"

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2007-08-24 06:49:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fucking ace my Joo

Submitted by Nellypaal at 2007-08-24 06:32:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Just what I need on a Friday.

Submitted by NintendoCzar at 2007-08-24 03:11:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

haha. rabbid.

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 03:00:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i mean the new york post

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 02:59:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

If I had a nickel for every time you had this conversation with a girl...
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you'd have like, thirty cents dude! Enough to buy the post.

Submitted by Zeglamancer at 2007-08-24 02:41:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-24 01:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish it were longer

--

yeah, i wish it was too, baby. i wish it was too.


===================================



If I had a nickel for every time you had this conversation with a girl...












lolz it was a good read though. Kudos!

Submitted by beeltea at 2007-08-24 01:32:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish it were longer

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yeah, i wish it was too, baby. i wish it was too.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2007-08-24 00:55:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

huh?

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2007-08-24 00:44:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


This is a whole new level of awesome. This needs to be a B@W series.

Submitted by DirtyHarry at 2007-08-24 00:39:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Awe some

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-08-24 00:27:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i wish it were longer

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ouch

Submitted by rad1101 at 2007-08-24 00:27:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

brilliant

Submitted by BobLobla at 2007-08-24 00:16:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Dexter-Brown at 2007-08-23 23:54:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

logged in to rate this

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2007-08-23 23:43:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You need a cookie.

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-08-23 23:28:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh Jesus. Not this shit again: \"\"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\"\"\"\"\"\'\'\'\'\'\'


Submitted by lungfish at 2007-08-23 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

It was a valiant effort.

Fuckin\' Mets.

Submitted by locksly at 2007-08-23 23:03:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

double woot

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-23 23:03:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

have another.




Submitted by Crystle at 2007-08-23 22:55:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by Constitution at 2007-08-23 22:08:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is it still available? What's the rent?

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2007-08-23 21:28:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this really cheered me up.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2007-08-23 21:23:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

fucking hilarious


serious fuckin boshness


i got so pumped when i saw 'NO JOOZ' I took a shit in the fish tank and then smashed my keyboard against the wall while screaming hysterically.

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-08-23 21:08:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

DISCO!

peace

Submitted by lungfish at 2007-08-23 20:57:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is just beautiful. B@W.

Go Mets...ya fuckers. What the fuck?

Submitted by experima at 2007-08-23 20:49:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i wish it were longer

do a part two please

Submitted by azurefroz at 2007-08-23 20:49:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Confuzitron at 2007-08-23 20:22:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"NO JOOZ" almost made me pee...

Submitted by SunnyG at 2007-08-23 20:13:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel like getting drunk.

Submitted by bart at 2007-08-23 20:11:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I love craigslist.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2007-08-23 20:02:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I feel like getting drunk.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2007-08-23 19:39:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

funny

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2007-08-23 19:34:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

excellent

Submitted by Serge N. Peckersnot at 2007-08-23 19:26:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is hil-freekin'-larious. Pickin' the coke bitch was the better choice!
I would +3 this if ..what the fuck am i talkin' about..I'll do what the fuck i want:
p
l
u
s
fuckin
2
for
you!

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-08-23 19:21:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

.

Submitted by TheUniter at 2007-08-23 19:21:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by Yozz at 2007-08-23 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well done.

Submitted by BranDo at 2007-08-23 19:17:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Prime36L at 2007-08-23 19:17:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was amused.


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown